Dara O'Briain live at the Apollo - Safari

[TheWoWMagician]

He said Muggles! :D

[TheBrier26]

Hopdiddy will love him

[Salsaxo23xo]

"I HATE IT!!" lawlz xoxo

[Salsaxo23xo]

Aww, lawl Dara, love this guy! :):) xoxox

[alltheabove90]

Dara you legend !!!!!!! :)

[fauxman]

that was GREAT!

[MrScooty101]

lol all the comments below me are 2 childish eejits fightin

[scottabbs10]

love how he says 'err' after each joke lol

[daedralord1]

not yet lol

[MetalJasnic]

"Does time heal all wounds?"

No, for example I could cut off your leg.

[LaughingTombstone]

lol the doctor and her hubby were awesome!

[Ultraviolight]

"-gasp- Oh jeeps... Jeeps like you wouldn't believe. Hundred's of jeeps, giant herd of jeeps, there's nothing like a jeep in the wild. The sunlight dancing off the jeep at dawn it's a glorious site. Not a fecking animal there all scared off by the jeep... But nonetheless"

xox

[kevinjamesomahony]

Hilarious lmao "Im not a doctor ... im just riding one" Brilliant

[AngelBiLove]

Please, please, I'm not a doctor. I'm just riding one.

[conmadigan]

Hello youtubers. Best banter-er Ive ever seen. And I should know,. i*ve followed a few. I'm not a comedian but ..........

[ProtestTheIndie]

The anguish in that man's voice when he says 'I hate it!'

[heilhistorismus]

Dara is one of the few comedians who can actually make me laugh out loud.

[MyNameIsKnut]

7 doctors watched this video

[catscanflyhigh]

I wonder when he'll just give up on this being funny thing? It's really not working out.

[parkfc4life]

@catscanflyhigh well hes a professional comedian, playing in the apollo, host of mock the week, appears on QI and has loads of DvDs out so id say hes fairly funny alrite

[catscanflyhigh]

@parkfc4life Yes because i find the act of appearing on dvds and tv shows HILARIOUS! What could he possibley do that would be funnier than being on TV? What a comedy god!

[jajayatzi]

@catscanflyhigh He's on TV being a comedien because he's funny. And you obviously do find him funny because you watch and comment on so many of his videos.

Some people are so stupid

[catscanflyhigh]

@jajayatzi He's on tv being a comedian because people think he's funny, not because he is. And i watch his videos so i can enjoy the contrast between GOOD and ABSOLUTELY TERRIBLE comedians.

[jajayatzi]

@catscanflyhigh That's what you do for fun? You really need to get a better hobby.

[catscanflyhigh]

@jajayatzi Why? If i find pleasure in this then i obviously DON'T need to find a better hobby. Nice attempt at being smart though!

[jajayatzi]

@catscanflyhigh I wasn't trying to be smart. I was stating the obvious.

[catscanflyhigh]

@jajayatzi And you can't see now that you were wrong?

[jajayatzi]

@catscanflyhigh Nope I was 100% correct. Your stupidity is starting to make my brain bleed so I'm going to stop commenting on your pathetic comments. Bye.

[catscanflyhigh]

@jajayatzi And the most mature, well rounded, logical argument of the year award goes to..... Jayjayatzi! Congratulations my good friend!

[cagzy92]

@catscanflyhigh To be fair his/her argument was much more mature, logical and well rounded than yours.

At least he/she has shown some maturity by not replying.

[catscanflyhigh]

@cagzy92 What is logical about saying "You really need a better hobby." when the one i have makes me perfectly happy and i find equally fulfilling? That seems like a pretty illogical thing to say...

[cagzy92]

@catscanflyhigh You really are pathetic, I'm going to do the same as jajayatzi and stop replying to you. You're not worth my time and your comments just prove your stupidity. I love that he/she didn't reply to the last comment you sent. They've come off as the bigger person and you look even more pathetic.

[catscanflyhigh]

@cagzy92 Wow interesting how whenever i point out in a perfectly mature, non insulting, logical way a mistake in someones argument they take the high ground and leave. Weird how you SUDDENLY decided to do that when you're attempt at being intelligent horribly backfired... Oh well, i suppose it's just coincidence!

[Shemesis]

@catscanflyhigh hes very well known, is on a lot of shows and makes plenty of money. The "being funny thing" clearly is working for him

[catscanflyhigh]

@Shemesis Wrong. That "people finding him funny" thing is clearly working out for him. Just because people THINK he's funny and are willing to waste there money on watching him act like a prick for 2 hours doesn't mean he IS funny.

[Satarack]

@catscanflyhigh And here I've thought for years that humor was a subjective quality determined by personal preference. But I guess making people laugh isn't enough to be qualified as funny anymore.

His brand of comedy may not be to your liking, but it is no less legitimate for that.

[catscanflyhigh]

@Satarack You're correct, humour is subjective, and that's why people laughing at it isn't enough to qualify it as funny. I'm not saying its less legitimate, i'm just saying its not funny.

[Satarack]

@catscanflyhigh If humor, as you suggest, does not qualify as funny when people think it is funny and therefore laugh; then what you are suggesting is that humor is objective, not subjective. Something is funny if people think it is funny. It doesn't have to make everyone laugh to be funny. Don't present you're opinion as anything more than it is.

[catscanflyhigh]

@Satarack So if someone thinks its funny it is? Wouldnt that work both ways? If i think its unfunny and i DONT laugh then it isn't funny? "Something is funny if people think it is funny" so likewise, something is unfunny when people think its unfunny. I think it's unfunny, so by your reasoning, it is unfunny.

[CalumGilhooly]

@catscanflyhigh And just because you managed to bang out a moronic comment and post it on a video of a great comedian like the total fecking eejit you are, doesn't mean that you have evolved much past pond slime, you arse-faced fecking troll ye!

[catscanflyhigh]

@CalumGilhooly Well actually i'm pretty sure it does. Pond slime would be in no way evolved enough to type let alone understand comedy and carefully and reliably critique it as i have. So the fact that i've done these things DOES mean i have evolved much past pond slime.

[CalumGilhooly]

@catscanflyhigh Nah, you are pond slime, I can tell by your style. Think you're funny and smart but just a total git.

[catscanflyhigh]

@CalumGilhooly I'm not funny or smart.

[CalumGilhooly]

@catscanflyhigh good addmission, you are now embarking on a journey from the shallow end of the gene pool, where everyone wants you to be involved in a hideous accident before you reproduce, to the deeper, cooler waters where it may be permissable for you to produce sprogs who won't clutter up the place with their low-brow, knuckle-dragging ways. Let's see if your evolution can continue or if you will backslide into the premeval ooze.

[catscanflyhigh]

@CalumGilhooly That is probably the lamest extended metaphor i've ever read.

[CalumGilhooly]

@catscanflyhigh Wow, you can read! You are climbing the evolutionary ladder quickly, aren't you?

[catscanflyhigh]

@CalumGilhooly lol you might have noticed i could read a little earlier if you weren't so absorbed in your year 2 creative writing assignment.

[CalumGilhooly]

@catscanflyhigh Nope, no proof that you are able to do anything, your care giver probably helps you, they do tend to have soft hearts and feel sorry for sad-sack losers like you. Get a f*cking life and grow the f*ck up!

[catscanflyhigh]

@CalumGilhooly Any more specific advice? I mean "get a life" is a tad vague...

[CalumGilhooly]

@catscanflyhigh, well, you know, lose the dependency on your care givers. Get a job, find a special someone who wants to share their life with you , (stalking victims don't count). Find something better to do with your time than trolling around YouTube pissing off Dara fans. Perhaps it will be difficult for you to get a proper life, what with your drug dependency, your habitation in a mental hospital and your wearing of a straight jacket. I hope you can try though.

[catscanflyhigh]

@CalumGilhooly Oh right sorry, you're still trying to be funny. I'll come back another time...

[CalumGilhooly]

@catscanflyhigh No, not at all, totally serious as you are obviously in serious need of some good advice. Mental incapacity might preclude you from getting a decent life. Now, since you are just a fucking wee turd of a troll, away and fuck yourself!

[catscanflyhigh]

@CalumGilhooly So you honestly think i'm in need of good advice and you offer "you are just a fucking wee turd of a troll, away and fuck yourself". Glad to see you're always willing to help...

[CalumGilhooly]

@catscanflyhigh Any time, shit for brains!

[catscanflyhigh]

@CalumGilhooly Hows you're ego?

[CalumGilhooly]

@catscanflyhigh obviously much better than yours, troll. Any joy fucking yourself? Try a double barrelled shotgun in the mouth and pull the trigger with your toe. Remember to load it and take the safety off. Do humanity a favour. God forbid you have reproduced already.

[catscanflyhigh]

@CalumGilhooly It's times like these I wonder how g

[CalumGilhooly]

@catscanflyhigh You were saying? "at times like these how God puts up with trolls like me?" Well apart from God not actually existing, how the feck does the universe put up with useless jerkoff feckers like you?

[catscanflyhigh]

@CalumGilhooly Heh, well i guess i

[CalumGilhooly]

@catscanflyhigh ....should just go and top yourself? Yes, perhaps that would be best. Too many folk in the world as it is. Cheerio.

[catscanflyhigh]

@CalumGilhooly Good p

[rocwellsTV]

Stewie Griffin!

[PortobelloPink]

5:49 I HATE IT!!!

LOL!

[223mememe223]

Gotta love Dara

[catscanflyhigh]

Offensively unfunny.

[csmybuttt]

@catscanflyhigh I understand that you do not like this person, which is why you clicked on several of his videos and decided to comment. Normal people usually stay away from things they don't like, but you are a strange one.

[MollyRayForever]

lol "I Hate it!" - he sounds like a toddler throwing a strop :)

[PippaCreativity]

awww bless....Feckers :)

[Gamer7511]

LMAO

[eltotoX]

HAHAH I actually thought she said 'a mini scrote'.

[BinaryBunyip]

gratex in 10 years.

[ExoticFireGirl]

docters husband is hilarious too lol.

[Lipka001]

the sunlight dancing off the jeep at dawn!!

[macgiver351]

This guy is fantstic, he has done so much to break down the barriers between ireland and england.

[japanimefan02]

"My teacher friend, do you have to go to loads of social events where it's just you and doctor, doctor, doctor, doctor, doctor, doctor, doctor? Does that happen to you my friend, does it?"

"I HATE IT!!"

"I know, it's a nightmare."

[luclfersangel616]

yeah . . . that would be the one she likes least

[CrazyRockDude1211]

He should joke this much on MTW.

[Dragonflamz]

@CrazyRockDude1211 get tickets to see it being recorded, they all do some improv stuff between takes and stuff but at the end of the day MTW is a panel show not a stand-up showcase (albeit it has a stand-up round)

[musiqhotshot]

Hes funny to me cause i can't understand a word hes saying lol.

[SirrSnowman]

I HATE IT!

[Fenellaribena]

Saw Dara last week on stage in Birmingham. I was crying tears of laughter all the way through the show. He was absolutely amazing!

[TVCriticAmy]

Love it! x

[Eluneya]

love this man!!!! the way he forces the word Feck is brilliant!!!!!!

[waheex]

im not a doctor, i'm just riding one -lol

[PineappleJamTart]

Irish People Ftw (:

Yeah Most Of Us Talk Fair Fast, You Get Used To It Though :P

[AbbottDorothy]

@PineappleJamTart - To be fair, I don't know anyone Irish who speaks as fast as Dara, I've trouble keeping up with him at times myself!

[xxxcurliixxx]

@AbbottDorothy well u obviously havent met me! Italklikethisallthetimemyfrien­dsgetssopissedoff!!

[AbbottDorothy]

@xxxcurliixxx Ah, I see, but typing like that has the opposite effect, because I had to read it slowly!!

[xxxcurliixxx]

@AbbottDorothy well imagine me saying it then! seriously though I have heard faster talkers than this man!! haha

[alongcameasummersky]

He should be on TV more.

[Piasmaffia]

Come to the Netherlands! It's closer to GB/Ireland than NZ or Australia are :P

[shonz905]

i'm watching his vids because i was watching the Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince DVD and on the bonus features Daniel Radcliffe said he was funny. so, i came to take a look. and he is pretty funny, it's got to be said.

[jumerry]

lol I do think watching this is a better way of spending your time than watching harry potter - if you count your time in laughing moments ^^

[shonz905]

haha i suppose but harry potter is my life =D however i really enjoyed this.

[stevenjw2006]

im not a dr im just riding one

[mattp7394]

Come to NZ!!!

[Ocoton]

I second that motion.

[kierandougaller76648]

he'smy favourite comedian but sometimes he talks to fast

[TerryToggs]

@kierandougaller76648 sign of intelligence hehe

[jumerry]

THANK YOU !! I thought it was just because I'm french that I didn't catch everything but he IS talking to fast !! XD

[hatstalker]

no hes just irish, we people from yorkshire talk rather fast also

[gunnerblade]

Dara is awesome at playing with the crowd.

Come to Canada Dara!!!

[ashtrayheartx]

Come to Australia!!!

[tenaciouszep]

oil of olay 7 signs of aging:

1) Lines and Wrinkles

2) Rough Skin Texture

3) Dullness of Skin's Appearance

4) Larger appearance of Pores

5) Blotchiness

6) Dry Skin

7) Age Spots

[theyneverknow]

@tenaciouszep Sad...

[YouWorkForMeNow]

Haha, this man is so feckin hilarious, makes me proud to be an Irishman!

I bet Dara was thrilled that out of the entire audience, only 1 person was actually a doctor. Probably made his set a whole lot funnier

[lestat1591]

lol who the fuck invited you to this dinner party anyway

[germanicaus]

Love the crowd responces!

[SatoTM3]

please please! i'm not a doctor!

i'm just riding one. =)

XD

[walrustusk70]

Not sure why I got thumbs down on my comment. As I said Dara is one of my fave comedians so I wasnt putting him down. That was how it looked. Even seeing it again it still looks as if he's ready to put her right but then is shown up a bit.

[walrustusk70]

7:49-7:57

Notice how Dara's all cocky cos he thinks the doctor doesn't know what a hiccup actually is. He has a look as if to say 'I bet you don't know with all your training but I do' then watch him grin as if to say 'shit she does!'.

Not slagging him off btw cos I think Dara's great, hes one of my fave comedians.

[chris0taylor]

haha you can see he didnt expect her answer it right and it worked

[greendayman182]

its great to be irish!! good man dara!!

[starry4sky]

He is soo fecking funny! Does anybody know when he did this show btw?

[fourthwind1]

young'uns, the arrogant little bastards!!

[dancingpaws1]

nothin like a jeep in the wild

[SuperLimerick]

one of the best stand up comedian ever

[16Tockie]

"I saw NOTHING! Yer smug cow sittin' there! There wasn't a feckin animal to be seen!" LMAO

"There'll be animals falling out of the trees! Which is a bad thing if it's an elephant let me tell ya!"

Dara's an absoloute gem! National treasure! Love him! Lol!

[ROCKYMARCIANOXX0]

I pissed myself laughing at that bit too mate! hahaha! :)

[youbecame]

Fuh-ker-durr-ka-decamy

I near peed my pants =D

[jammy369]

amazing. there's no way his girlfriend could be mad at him for long.

[phocjame]

I loved that bit where the teacher shouts "I hate it!".

[justmeEJR09]

i love the bit about the doctors ahaha! :L

x

[shebeast2]

love the way he say fuck

[ParamoreWorshipper]

He's saying "feck".

[JayParmarVideos]

He doesn't. He says 'feck'.

[eddiebruv]

Shebeast2 means that they like the way that Dara pronounces 'fuck'. They're obviously aware that he says 'feck'. Don't just read the comments, try to understand them! Anyway, it's great when Dara picks on the young'uns, the arrogant little bastards!!

[89sephiroth]

But he doesn't say 'fuck' he says 'feck' they arn't the same word, one is stronger than the other. I'm sorry if that's what you ment but it sounds as if you're ignorant to there being two words, not two pronunciations of one word.

[pfalky2k]

i too say "feck" unless i'm a very angry & trying to appear more threatening, in which case i say "DIE!!! YE RAT VERMIN BASTURT!!!"

[erico72]

BRILJANT SHOW

[LTGvampirendwolfmad]

amzaing guy

[lozzii44]

bloody genius

X

[NanoReaper]

He actually is, he's a degree in maths and theoretical physics.

XD

[Irish1Smurf]

wow really?? i didn't know that.

that would explain the suit to some degree :)

[pmccallig18]

@NanoReaper

True, A masters i believe!!!

[alexhamster1134]

@NanoReaper bizzarre,,,

[jezzalaw]

wot a legend