Full Metal Star Wars - Gunnery Sgt Vader

[arianaalioth]

May I suggest that you add "NOW CHOKE YOURSELF!" to one of the force choke scenes, or, better yet, the manual choke scenes. Great mashup!

[undecided8713]

haha god bless he is insulting

[anakinbignell]

we just watch this.and we all had agreat laff...and it's so frackin funny...thanks

[nitroexpress700]

this is fucking epic

[MegaSoundandvision]

the directors cut

[Jews0nIce]

LOLOLOLOLOLLLLL

[SeiPerseoNooo]

well done guy!

[scottdeansturgeon]

From 0:00-8:40....This is a MASTER PIECE!! Bravo!!! Bravo!!!

[ChuckyDoll10]

LOL as fuckin' Jelly Donut!

[Sattack210]

OMG!!!!! This is hilarious!!!! I rolled out laughing!!!!

[PYLrulz1984]

God damn! For Darth to talk to his own daughter like that!!!

[taffysaur]

always in a new hope i wished vader would yell at grand moff tarkin, 'thank you very much! can i be in charge for a while!?'

[SoaringEagle90]

All it seems to be missing is the "The name sounds like fucking royalty!"

[KEVWARD63]

Out-fucking-standing !!!!

[mackychloe]

8minutes 40seconds of pure gold!!!!!

[KetsaKunta]

I never understood how they just died.. There behind cover for christ sakes.

[seraph2050]

some captions would b cool

[TexasMILFhunter1]

2:28 LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL xD xD xD LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[TheShackzilla]

That is the funniest shit ever! LMMFAOASDYT!!! Thats "Laugh My Mother-Fucking Ass Off And Shit Down Your Throat" funny!!!!

[skull465]

I met that guy his grandson was in my brothers platoon hes actually pretty cool.

[AcidTranquility]

No shit ,what do we have here? a fucking comedian? Private joker? XD

[pmurph019]

3.46 - 4:30 Hilarious!



[AcidTranquility]

Hahahah



[freshburritos]

@AcidTranquility i almost died laughing :D

[EYANEZofficial]

7:13

[bdubb27510]

EPISODE LMFAO :)

[Youaintgotshtonme]

BEST INTRO EVER.

XD

[doobermanpincher]

When you cut to the conference room, I was really expecting the "Choke yourself! With MY hand!" scene. Still funny though.

[aopajay]

I am done.

This was one of the funnest videos that I have seen.

GOOD JOB.

[CHRLPTRSN]

"... That the Virgin Mary herself would be proud to go out there and take a dump! DISAPPEAR, SCUMBAG!"

[Yehokanan]

Okay, I"m literally fucking crying I laughed so hard!

[mkhedart0mt0avari]

4:39-4:42.

I lol'd. So hard.

[armyrocks24]

Thumbs up if you were having a bad day and this made you piss your pants. So funny! Downloaded it!!

[stinger913]

Lol now u fucking die! Carry on ladies lol

[M4DJ4K3]

Sriously whoever made this is a genius

[M4DJ4K3]

THIS IS DONE PERFECTLY XD

[H4554Nboss]

Well thank you very much...can i be in charge for a while lol

[ryanw1pool]

i started laughing from start to finish. i love Lee. Earmy

[MrParticulate]

The part that I like is that IT ACTUALLY WORKS. The body language, the editing... it all syncs up surprisingly well.

[StormReturns]

The shit w/ Lea was funny

[StormReturns]

Had me in tears!

[OutdoorSurvivalist1]

@Shaolin2013 Im guessing getting all your limbs cut of and being severely burned does something perhaps?

[PYLrulz1984]

@OutdoorSurvivalist1

I was going to say something along those lines. Plus in 18 years time (in the storyline), ones behavior can change around. I guarantee you most anybody around Anakin's age with that kind of power is going to be brash and obnoxious, but with years of experience and knowledge, one can be more mindful and such.

[sludgewarfare]

@BmarleyZ1 I agree pretty funny shit

[BmarleyZ1]

dude that shit is hilarious

[Shaolin2013]

2:28 This Darth Vader is more like the Anakin of the prequels. The two "Darth Vaders" simply didn't match up AT ALL in the movies.

Anakin goes from being a brash, obnoxious punk into a sophisticated, calm darth lord. This Darth Vader makes more sense in light of the prequels by far.

[DJLMovieGuy]

My fav. part is 2:26-3:00! Darth cussed her out! This is great work here! I enjoyed it!

[cubfan1971]

Fucking brilliant!

[Landrar]

I'm not sure what pisses me off more. The bastardization of Star Wars, the bastardization of Full Metal Jacket, or the fact that I didn't think of this shit first!

[Scioneer]

" The Fairy Fucking Godmother......!"

[BuddhaMaster84]

what's that, a human-fucking-being? get out of my face you maggot-dick

[BuddhaMaster84]

I'm just always wondering: How can so much swearing be tolerated on YT... Love it

[TheWittyTeens]

holy dog shit

[karma661]

Fucking DIE

[omglolomg153]

lol funnyest thing ever nice job

[iFAMAS]

JESUS H CHRIST *stares*

[KloXstR4]

holy jesus... what is that!? what the FUCK is that!?!

[sharpshot7781]

BULLSHIT! xD

[pjrevello501]

one of the best videos iv ever seen!!!!!!!!!IN MY HOLE FUCKING LIFE !!!!!!!!!!! NEEEEEEEED MOOOOOOOORE

[lukemonkeywalker]

One thing i never got, on the way in they pass 2 giant anti ship cannons, on the way out they apperantly dissapoint.

[blowme1258]

OUTFUCKING STANDING!!



[ThePatriotMuckraker]

I always thought the "Rebels" were unorganized grabasstic pieces of amphibian shit.

[chrisman737]

I laughed so hard I almost cried.

[rinoz47]

".... could generate sympathy for the Rebellion in the Senate."

*pause*

"No shit!"

[schallrd1]

Well done...LMFAO.

[Ajchimek]

even though Star Wars is awesome, this would be a huge dialogue improvement.

[Ajchimek]

"Hell, I like you. You can come over to my house and fuck my sister."

Now that was funny.

[MISANTHROPY647]

6:47

"You can't win, Darth. If you strike me down I shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine."

"BULLSHIT! GET ON YOUR KNEES, SCUM BAG!!!"

LMAO

[TheMegaDumbass]

"FUCKING DIE!"

*Throws against wall*

i almost pissed myself. XDDD

[Aroarathebloody]

@TheMegaDumbass yeah fuckin die was the best part

[TheUnderBeatz]

The best video i saw hahahahaha !

[DonRach8992]

When Luke yells NO upon seeing Obi-Won dying, that's when Vader should have said "WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT?"

[physicsking123]

Who disliked this?WHO THE F***K DISLIKED THIS! WHO'S THE SLIMY LITTLE COMET OF S#!T TWINKLED COCKSUCKER DOWN HERE WHO JUST SIGNED HIS OWN DEATH WARRANT?

[TheOkham]

good job!

[a1m7e7r6ica]

Excellent !!!



[TheEyesnot]

I love the look on princess leia's face when vader said "i bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose" LMAO

[yatowi]

rofl.....priceless..



[metrotek5]

Holy crap ... this was funny as hell

[ninjacatmagic]

This was done very nicely....I was expecting crap and got this gem.... :D

[Chico1584]

Nice one this was funny but not quite as original as bricktop vader i mean to be fair you would not have thought of this if it wasn't for that. I bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose.

[shawninbend]

nice job, very funny, 

[sithlords666]

Oh this was TOO DAMN FUNNY ;)

[SGTBizarro]

If you strike me down I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine...

BULLSHIT, get on your knees scumbag!!

[sithlords666]

@SGTBizarro You tell 'em ;)

[xXSgtWolfXx]

Two fantastic films, Full Metal Jacket and Star Wars, combined to make a kickass video! Nice job.

[bigjared420]

This is what's known as 'funny'.

[chrnos1987]

5:25 jajajajajajaajajajaja the best!!!

[TeamGordProductions]

This is shit compared to Snatch Wars

[olUlli]

Most epic mash in on youtube!

[BuddhaMaster84]

Thumbs up if Vader needs an anger management

[wingchundragon]

ASSHOLE!..LOL!

[ohgodthisitches]

Hilarious

[halburd1]

hilarious, do more please!

[samsonpker]

wow lol

[BuddhaMaster84]

How can every second word in this video be uncesored while it's censored written

[BuddhaMaster84]

Vader has that nasty insulting itch, he can't help but insult

[BuddhaMaster84]

holy..., Vader can be really, really dark and menacing

[EinsteinEMP826]

"You can't win Darth. If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine."

"BULLSHIT, get on your knees, scumbag!!!!"

[Capt777harris]

doinkwood = genius  :)

[sirtom68]

Now this is good ! I really needed a good laugh, thanks

[KY0UJlN]

WHAT YOU TUBE WAS INVENTED FOR :)

[bri1ism]

Really really funny!!!!

[OOHSLAX25]

5:31-5:47 LMFAOOO

[hibee1987]

genius

[DRprofessorBOOTY]

Jesus H. Christ.

[TIMOTHYSAARINEN]

"That is not your daddy's shotgun, cowboy".

[guitardan36]

Oh man this was so damn funny, I was in tears watching....LMAO

[darkskorps]

4:39-4:44 I haven't laughed so hard in months! XD

[MrRafaelBCK]

"I want that head so sanitary and squared-away that the Virgin Mary herself would be proud to go in and take a dump."

Wtf?! Lol!

[martindale94]

XD what a dick XD but such a beastXD

[heretic1915]

good job thiswas great

[Cowboylifesaver]

Had to laugh.......funny

[TheSonomaDude]

-If you strike me down, I will more power than you will ever be.

-uh BULLSHIT! GET ON YOUR KNEES SCUMBAG!

[DasUBAHHax0rz]

Ha! Google Closed captioning!

[jmmcdon25]

Outfuckingstanding!!!!!!! :D

[sordi92]

"what is that, what the fuck is that?" well looking at mf. lol

[SuperDaniel4200]

This made me laugh all week

[Dutchsmokersss]

That is not your daddy's shotgun cowboy!! LMFAO!

[ff2paladin]

You coulda done some good lines in the trench.

[beavis408]

whenever I need a good laugh, I watch this.

[gumper1986]

That's the first time I've ever seen a stormtrooper hit someone.

[yurianne07]

no reach around?

[Diablo8247]

You did an incredibly good job on the video editing! Keep up the good work!

[ramboramen]

LMAO!

[barbdave100]

Is it me or is this scene the only time the Imperial Storm Troopers actually manage to hit their targets?

[eefree89]

@barbdave100 Stormtroopers are trained only to hit non-plot essential characters.

[kanenash]

@barbdave100 No, there is that time when they gave them shotguns to figh, first time the Empire had an overwhelming victory against jedi insurgents and endor natives :p

[raindropxkisses]

@barbdave100 well troopers have a hand in killing jedi in episode 3 but at that time they're technically 'clone troopers'

[mg6773]

@barbdave100 their weapons werent set to "miss"

[Erik0072]

@barbdave100 the strategy of attrition is to shove as many stormtroopers through the door firing randomly until one of them shoots a rebel OR the building pile of stormtrooper corpses forces the rebels to fall back

[scottmop4325]

@barbdave100 all the good ones got killed.

[KEVWARD63]

@barbdave100

The Gunny needs to get them on the ranges & square their asses away until they're shitting Tiffany cufflinks !!!

[abcediting1]

Snatch Wars is better :-)

[StewieGriffin44]

DO YOU THINK I'M CUTE? DO YOU SUCK COCKS?

[Alpha1Papa]

ALL I WANT IS MY M-14!

[YuuzahnDragon]

3:20-3:28

That shit made me piss myself!!!

[peanutbutterboy97]

My two favorite movies

[gothkid287]

Make another!

[spjfrat]

Obi Wan knew it wasn't his daddy's shotgun. Now you ladies carry on.

[avgnman72]

5:33 "What the fuck is that!!!" LOL

[pantro614]

3:25 ROFL!

[cellomad1]

It's amazing how the storm troopers can't hit the broad side of a barn, but the rebels can hit everything they shoot at.

[damo9811]

you should win an oscar for this.....absolutley fantastic,well done

[Renewablefrog1224]

I'm a member of the Imperial Senate...

Your not even human fucking being! You are nothing but unorganized grabasstic pieces of amphibian shit!

Lol-tacular!

[cellomad1]

125 PEOPLE HAD BETTER START SHITTING TIFFANY CUFFLINKS, OR THEY WILL DEFINITELY BE FUCKED UP!!!!!

[RattleheadSwe]

this was fucking hilarious. :'D

[slipknotskater34]

vader stomping on obi wans robe: DOG SHIT!!!

[throatgorge2]

somebody please do one with Frank Booth!

[kingNIPPLER]

my god your so ugly you could be a peice of modern art rofl

[airdriver]

Not bad.

[bcouce]

Reminded me of the Tourettes Guy.

[029Mhelz]

AHAHAHAHHA!!!

[hilopadx]

Too funny......

[AaronMcGeorge]

That is not your daddy's shotgun cowboy, ..I just about pissed my pants laughing!

[jcage1992]

those 125 people have no souls!!!

[87dramarama]

princess leia sucks dick. lol

[WileECoyoteeSG]

I just knew when i saw this i had ot fav it ! "No shit.What have we got here a f**kin comedian,Pvt Joker." ROTFLMAO!

[Mrpreshutchins]

@WileECoyoteeSG RIGHT WITH YOU WIILE!!! I DAMN NEAR SNOTTED ON MYSELF!!!! LMBAO!!!

[nefredil]

"Thank you very much, can i be in charge for just a second"???

[WayWickedRetarded]

Pure. Awesome.

[jcoates32]

this gets funnier everytime I see it!

[Rogovets]

In the far future where laser weaponry and starships are about as common as clothes, elite infantry still wear armor incapable of protecting them from anything.

[TotalWarTactics]

@Rogovets Nah dawg this is in the past.

[donhinklejr]

This is bound to be a YouTube classic! Either that or a "peter puffer!!!"

[cellomad1]

123 people would probably fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddam common courtesy to give him a reach around.

[AceFedora2011]

This station is now the alternate color in the galaxy

[xXROFLxXxCOPTERXx]

The one quote not used in this video was "WHO SAID THAT!! WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT!!!!!"

[PumpkinBreadd]

I laughed so, so, so hard! Thank you!

[notfatguy]

"if you strike me down I will become more powerful than you can imagine." "Bull shit, get on your knees scumbag!"

I almost pissed myself laughing.

[CptPinky]

123 people can suck a golf ball though a garden hose

[Tokeamani]

out fucking standing, on seeing the Falcon:"What the fuck is that?!" lmmfao

[thechillinvillain]

Vader walks in - HOLY DOGSHIT-

: )

[obiwankwiegand]

Hahaaaa, when he says, "Holy fuck, what the hell is that..hahahaaa...& when he sees Obiwan...hahahahahaaaaa....shi­t,....classic!

[mangodebango]

Drill Sith.

[Merrickisawesome]

6:43 good thing they're not on earth