Um...Wheezy...I gave you a bear hug and I broke my screen. So if this comment has any tfypos then it's your fault cause I can't seen them. RIP seeing Wheezy's glorious beard ever again. DX death
Haha, I had an economics test a couple of weeks ago, and it had pictures of politicians that we had to name. So, Kevin Rudd was there, and I was all like 'Oh, I've got this, whatever, easy.' and smuggly wrote down 'Paul Rudd'. Then like three hours later, I was like 'Oh, snap, Paul Rudd's my dream man, not a politiciaaan.' How embarrassing. Have you noticed that 'embarrassing' has the word 'ass' in it? What a coinkidink.
was going to correct ur pronounciating of Gillard but then i realised u americans cant talk anyway, just like us assies cant spell :P (accually no its just me that cant spell :( )
oohhhh HUGS to you too craig! many squeezings! Im so happy you said im your favorite! wait! who are all these other people? quick! lets escape together! I love you too! ;)
you pronunciation of gillard sounds weird. ur saying it like gilllaaaarrd its gillard- how you first said at the end when you were practicing her name
Aww... I love you man... well... not "love you" love you, but just plain old love you. You know, in the whole "everybody's gotta be somebody - we're all brothers of other mothers" or something style of way... ... it's not you... it's me... uh ... guess I better go now. Keep the Tupperware. *slam* *reopen* Uh yeah... I decided I wanted to keep the dip... *poof* ...some things are just better suited for a video I suppose... *shrug* *draws a picture of himself hugging Weezy hugging the world*
@SoulReaperXll Because roughly half of his subscribers are clones, that he killed, thus decreasing his amount of views to a 1:2 ratio based on views to subscribers. Remember?
I remember Dan Drown mentioning you (and thats how I discovered you) and that you were most likely to become the future dictator of Youtube (or something) so I subscribed, and have no regrets! Youre great!
When you pointed to your 'favorite subscriber' you pintd to me (duh), then pointed next to me and said 'not you'. Over my shoulder, where you pointed, was my friend, who also subscribed to you. xD
there were actually two of us watching the video when you mentioned favorites, oddly enough...so that added a degree of humor when one turned to the other and said, "HA HA!" complete with much mocking and needless gloating
@Cakenator514 i'm glad you don't, because by the look of that travesty you'd need about 10 per comment to spell check, grammar check, and also one to slap you around a bit :)
my super mega foxy awesome hot boyfriend and i always watch your videos together and when you pointed at your favorite subscriber you pointed at me, then you said "not you" and pointed at my boyfriend and he said "awwwwwwww schucks" and i went "hehehehe" now he's jealous!! YEAHHHHH
Reason #37 why santoku knives are not ideal for stabbing.
sirwillifer 1 week ago
i know why u remembered ur a timelord!
BluesRockGuitarist 3 weeks ago in playlist More videos from wheezywaiter
i love you too wheezy!
123456789robbie 1 month ago
The way you say Gillard is hilarious...
PROUD AUSTRALIAN :D
AlexLloydPowell 1 month ago
@AlexLloydPowell btw, you actually said it properly at 3:22 :P
AlexLloydPowell 1 month ago
wibbly wobbly timey wimey
npsalm121 2 months ago in playlist More videos from wheezywaiter
What!! That was you?! I was a president in my last life and now I'm a hobo!
ssbrwl 5 months ago in playlist More videos from wheezywaiter 3
100000 subscribers and 77740 views...
iMartger 5 months ago in playlist Lisää videoita käyttäjältä wheezywaiter
That is the best Australian accent I have ever heard from a non Australian ever and I am Australian
SquishySavvy 5 months ago
When I hugged the screen my sister walked in and gave me a weird look.
chanopoop 5 months ago
I love you more!!!!!!!!!!!!
LANDA9511 6 months ago
who else is the favorate subscriber lol
singinlover1 6 months ago
Our beds are empty two thirds of the time.
stude444 6 months ago
GENIUS!!
TheFarhanReport 7 months ago
FREE BAGEL FRIDAY IS OVER, WHEEZY! You didn't do one ever again!
Arsonauts 8 months ago
xD The intro is so funny :D
GoNinty 8 months ago
I'M HIS FAVORITE SUBSCRIBER!
TommyCruze 8 months ago
Do you take credit?
listentotheraenfall 8 months ago
I'm buying the logic.
KeybladeMaster33 9 months ago
@KeybladeMaster33 well it costs $9.95 so pay up
sethboy66 9 months ago
So it's official, paper beats scissors...or kitchen knife...meh same thing.
TheHatOfDestiny 10 months ago
I love you too
Joleine28 10 months ago
Um...Wheezy...I gave you a bear hug and I broke my screen. So if this comment has any tfypos then it's your fault cause I can't seen them. RIP seeing Wheezy's glorious beard ever again. DX death
thefamouskaytay 11 months ago
your amazing
minirobbie10 11 months ago
where did my presidency go?....
fasfsdgag 11 months ago
I love you too, Craig!! 8D
abandondvoodoo 11 months ago
I hugged my iPod when you hugged us,
AquaMagnum7 1 year ago 2
I love you too, Wheezy! :D
KaberianRoyalty 1 year ago
*wink*
KaberianRoyalty 1 year ago
we won youtube! whoo! :D
Chrisser000 1 year ago
I love you too!
princessmononoke99 1 year ago
Weeks ago, I started watching these videos from the beginning and I'm starting to recognize some of these. Now what do I do? :(
KoolThing14 1 year ago
1:12 OMG it's Mike from F.R.I.E.N.D.S !!!!
xxxLittleMexxxx 1 year ago
Learn how to say my prime ministers name :P
Stealthzor55 1 year ago
So since you now do 2 videos a day (the handstand one and the main one) does that mean you HAVE gone completely nuts?
hptwilighter 1 year ago
Um what happened to helena bonham carter?
I don't remember "those" being there in Sweeney Todd.
or even Harry Potter.
....Odd.
Darkfire3221 1 year ago
WE WON YOUTUBE!!!
Junniu1 1 year ago
luv u 2 wheezy
GumiYummi 1 year ago
you make me wish a i had a lithp.
animalsROCKhard28 1 year ago
I LOVE YOU TOO, WHEEZY!!!
MissLauraC213 1 year ago 59
I love you, Wheezy!
Koru 1 year ago
you are saying her name wrong!!!!!
TheReneeduncan 1 year ago
you are saying her name wrong!!!!!
TheReneeduncan 1 year ago
gill-ard, GILL-ARD its pronournce GILL-ARD!!!
pipifrufru 1 year ago
THUMBS UP if you hugged the computor back
Joobacca0319 1 year ago 20
I wanna hug *clicks subscribe*
12strawberrylover 1 year ago
i love you
lynzzzify 1 year ago
your pronouncing gillard wrong
cubeninja1 1 year ago
I love you so much I might turn into a black hole. You should be meaner so I don't have to destroy you.
MimzyFoo 1 year ago
Oh, and apparently according to VrannyKat, the word 'Aussies' has 'ass' in it too. It's good being a true blue Assie.
RubiiXo 1 year ago
Haha, I had an economics test a couple of weeks ago, and it had pictures of politicians that we had to name. So, Kevin Rudd was there, and I was all like 'Oh, I've got this, whatever, easy.' and smuggly wrote down 'Paul Rudd'. Then like three hours later, I was like 'Oh, snap, Paul Rudd's my dream man, not a politiciaaan.' How embarrassing. Have you noticed that 'embarrassing' has the word 'ass' in it? What a coinkidink.
RubiiXo 1 year ago
You gave out 67,400 hugs, not 100000...=) oh well
jlspma 1 year ago
was going to correct ur pronounciating of Gillard but then i realised u americans cant talk anyway, just like us assies cant spell :P (accually no its just me that cant spell :( )
VrannyKat 1 year ago
that girl at the end is hot
imakevideosofdisney 1 year ago
sometimes I come back to this video and hug you. that's perfectly normal.
kitchenfloorblog 1 year ago
@kitchenfloorblog I'm not alone!
ItsDeets 1 year ago
I follow your logic perfectly.
lidiluvu 1 year ago
66,342 Hugs
BigGreenMonk 1 year ago
nuclear proliferation treaty why must you torture me
limeburst1 1 year ago
I love you!
ballet12344 1 year ago
45 seconds :)
drummerbirdz 1 year ago
i love you!
TheEclipsedsun 1 year ago
I love you too!!
calliereynolds 1 year ago
your mind is blown.
hollysheadspace 1 year ago
i said i love you back!!
ShotUrGoldFish 1 year ago
it's gillard not gillard!
PlaaTheAlmighty 1 year ago
your tongue is orange!
northernlight45 1 year ago
awww,,,you said I love you...
KENNYGARDNER1963 1 year ago
that is extremely clever! go wheezy!
Keir2010 1 year ago
oohhhh HUGS to you too craig! many squeezings! Im so happy you said im your favorite! wait! who are all these other people? quick! lets escape together! I love you too! ;)
ohyaimcoolest 1 year ago
YAY WHEEZY HUG <DD
abandondvoodoo 1 year ago
you pronunciation of gillard sounds weird. ur saying it like gilllaaaarrd its gillard- how you first said at the end when you were practicing her name
Saffa90 1 year ago
Luv you too, man. You keep makin' them, we'll keep watchin' them. And we should take up a collection to buy you a sharper knife.
quackdamnu 1 year ago
OMG I LOVE U TO....NO HOMO!!
Marovex93 1 year ago
I love you too Wheezy. :)
IssyRedbird 1 year ago
Yes Wheezy. My mind IS blown.
IssyRedbird 1 year ago
My mind is blown.
kkdall123 1 year ago
he was totally aiming to me!
tomatoso27 1 year ago
how soes he have 100k subs but only 62k views 0.o???
zekeyo37 1 year ago
this video made me cry.. in a good way
TheJeniuz 1 year ago
You actually gave about 62k hugs
TheIndoorFllyer1 1 year ago
Gosh, I love you. :)
briannnnnasmiles 1 year ago
By the way, you were actually correct with the pronunciation of Gillard at the END of the video =P
sp4rkl3y4u5 1 year ago
i hugged the screen.
afterthebreaking 1 year ago 103
I love you too! (Less awkward now? ... Didn't think so.)
j3ss4ndr4 1 year ago
I LOVE YOU TOO, *less than three*
AsRetard 1 year ago
I washed my armpits while watching ur video! just sain
MrSkoosm 1 year ago
I LOVE YOU TOO! :'D
Let's move in together, i think we're ready for that step ;3
yourlilemogirl 1 year ago
No explosions? Why no Explosions?
Rawrisons97 1 year ago
@Rawrisons97 Because it wasn't wednesday, it was friday, which wasn't free bagel friday.
yourlilemogirl 1 year ago
Dear Lord, I had no idea that Palin was Miss Alaska a long time ago! Craig, you just blew my mind :o
rethinkOURreality 1 year ago
I love you too!! ;)
Daisy94125 1 year ago
LOL JULIA GILLARD. shes a ranga. also...australia did not elect her. she pushed kevin rudd out of labour.
COOLFORLYFE2 1 year ago
i also hugged my computer....u smell wierd. NO NO I LOVE YOU TOO!
inuyashaxkogome 1 year ago
i love you too!
Irishtayto 1 year ago
You're my favorite weirdo!! :D
farfinmosker 1 year ago
97 Error, try again
nbtful 1 year ago
You lied, free bagel Friday IS over :(
H057IL3 1 year ago
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H057IL3 1 year ago
Aww... I love you man... well... not "love you" love you, but just plain old love you. You know, in the whole "everybody's gotta be somebody - we're all brothers of other mothers" or something style of way... ... it's not you... it's me... uh ... guess I better go now. Keep the Tupperware. *slam* *reopen* Uh yeah... I decided I wanted to keep the dip... *poof* ...some things are just better suited for a video I suppose... *shrug* *draws a picture of himself hugging Weezy hugging the world*
rstephensonable 1 year ago
how does he punch himself like that? it's stupendous.
and spiffy
really spiffy
CrazyLemur13 1 year ago
its not gillard its gilared
TheProxy101 1 year ago
you think you're wierd hugging your monitors? i whispered i love you to mine when he said it was awkward 8)
MrJewChild 1 year ago
OWW Why did you have to BLOW ME!
TheAwesomest12354 1 year ago
me too i love you
xanlor666 1 year ago
I love you, too!
joebob1379 1 year ago
Wheezy I hate when you put yourself down!! your super funny and awesome plus you love australians - success.
1213633 1 year ago
I love you to Craig!!!!
Kooloser13 1 year ago
That hug felt good man. Let's do that more often.
poutrageous85 1 year ago
how does he have 100k subs but only 53k views 0.o???
SoulReaperXll 1 year ago 71
@SoulReaperXll In a previous video, he said he made his clones make youtube accounts, they subcribed, then Craig killed those clones.
TheJLJvideos 1 year ago
@SoulReaperXll Old video?
DkTankCudds 1 year ago
@SoulReaperXll because you touch yourself at night
Habeeboable 1 year ago
@SoulReaperXll half of those are his mom..he admited that earlier :]
Marovex93 1 year ago
@SoulReaperXll not all 100,000 people watched it?
TomOnGuitar 1 year ago
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rimiwhat 1 year ago
@SoulReaperXll his clones remember
Conor1094 1 year ago
@SoulReaperXll Because roughly half of his subscribers are clones, that he killed, thus decreasing his amount of views to a 1:2 ratio based on views to subscribers. Remember?
I'm SMARTICLE!
wcooper97 1 year ago
To be honest Wheezy, Thats the best Mock Australian Accent i have herd an American do. Kudos.
ThePlusGamers 1 year ago
@ThePlusGamers wow. thats sad.
musicchic4ever123 1 year ago
I reveled in your hug.
I have Flutterbyes.
JaymanCee 1 year ago
I love you too Craig! :D
Mslay3r 1 year ago
... I cant stop looking at the little hair spikes going up into Craig's nose. They're... entrancing...
DLCBJE 1 year ago
how did u know there was two of me
Narutofan303 1 year ago
I remember Dan Drown mentioning you (and thats how I discovered you) and that you were most likely to become the future dictator of Youtube (or something) so I subscribed, and have no regrets! Youre great!
Zornarka 1 year ago
i think Youtube should vote you Presid- Prime Minister? of ALL YOUTUBE forever!
;)
RavenAlyL 1 year ago
love the way you say Gillard XD XD
PeopleCanWearYou 1 year ago
When you pointed to your 'favorite subscriber' you pintd to me (duh), then pointed next to me and said 'not you'. Over my shoulder, where you pointed, was my friend, who also subscribed to you. xD
Fluffyissocoollike 1 year ago
I love you, too! Awkward moment gone! Or maybe here more than ever.
Also, I've been watching your videos forever, but JUST subscribed. Why didn't I subscribed earlier? You're hilarious. Exactly my brand of humor.
mixtapebang 1 year ago
Is it weird that I keep watching the part where you say "I love you" over and over and over and over and over and over...?
Wink.
tpleg 1 year ago
Thumbs if the beginning to this part with the time travelling reminded you of Haruhi.
anatagarasu 1 year ago
GET DRUNK!
vidman228 1 year ago
This has been flagged as spam show
I said I love you back, you just never listen to me :'(.
Breakingbenjamin42 1 year ago
you are fantastic
DylanSpellacy 1 year ago
He deserves the most subscribers on youtube :p
fearandregret123 1 year ago
I love you, too!
sitbunnynow 1 year ago
Not long after, now over 110,000 subscribers. TheAlexJonesChannel has only 90,000 subscribers. What are you going to do with your army of followers?
"Freedom isn't free" as you keep saying. Want to start a revolution?
TheLoonwolf 1 year ago
he pointed at me ^-^
irishdrifter2k9 1 year ago
That's not a knife, THIS is a knife....
there were actually two of us watching the video when you mentioned favorites, oddly enough...so that added a degree of humor when one turned to the other and said, "HA HA!" complete with much mocking and needless gloating
priddymomma 1 year ago
This has been flagged as spam show
I SAID I LOVE YOU BACK! :D
BriIsTheFinestCheese 1 year ago
dude, you are awsome
Mrtitmice 1 year ago
@mohhkneekuhh Dude, it was a typo.... calm down.....
Cakenator514 1 year ago
I love you, too!
paperaeroplane4 1 year ago
0:40 anyways is not a word
lilbshull 1 year ago
why don't you ever laugh?? =oI
jezzykah129 1 year ago
Gillard is pronounced with the emphasis on the 'Gill'.
And no, we didn't vote her in. She kicked Rudd out. It made him cry. Seriously.
KelniusTV 1 year ago
i thought you pointed to me but you pointed to them,
beengoneback 1 year ago
time travel? my head hurts.
derteqal 1 year ago
also it's STRAHYL-yan, not australian. god, get it right.
wehatesundays 1 year ago
@Cakenator514 i'm glad you don't, because by the look of that travesty you'd need about 10 per comment to spell check, grammar check, and also one to slap you around a bit :)
mohhkneekuhh 1 year ago
Gill - Ard
Like your saying yard.
Medafets 1 year ago
GILLard. not gillARD. I love you too.
gichiyaya123 1 year ago
thanks for the hug. I love you too.
micahstubz 1 year ago
my super mega foxy awesome hot boyfriend and i always watch your videos together and when you pointed at your favorite subscriber you pointed at me, then you said "not you" and pointed at my boyfriend and he said "awwwwwwww schucks" and i went "hehehehe" now he's jealous!! YEAHHHHH
mionicman 1 year ago
BAHAHA, I didn't subscribe, but I got a hug! I subscribed now though, so I guess I lose... )':
WillDrumForMoney 1 year ago
"Feels like I've been punched 10 seconds ago." BWA HA HA!!!!
GoddessOfTheVirtues 1 year ago
he gave an extra hug to me!!!!
GREENDAYMCRGIRL17 1 year ago
wheezy has 1 wheezy dozen hundered thousand subscribers!
zan1619 1 year ago
I love you too Craig, thanks for the hug and congrats on over 100,000 subs. You deserve it. Love your vids. You rock! x
WildAnieMel 1 year ago
you are a freak dude wired
kitty1241 1 year ago
i love you too. please never die so that you can always do weird things in your apartment.
lvb012 1 year ago
CREG I DONT LIEK COFFE WHAT SHOULD I DO!?
ThaRommer 1 year ago
Your hug made my heart flutter a bit.
ofmgs 1 year ago
man that punch at the the start is really realistic... keep up the good editing :)
ShathaQtr 1 year ago
Hug back... but no homo.... take that Meekakitty! :P
Ikilledsugarspook45 1 year ago
Love you too Wheezy! *Hugs* ^-^
animewolf16 1 year ago
You confuse me... You jump from one thing to the next so quickly... everything seems so random... Is this because I'm a new "beard lover"?
lizchaffee 1 year ago
Blackeye!
Wigstrom91 1 year ago
ur saying gillard wrong lol . oh well
ZoeeeHodson 1 year ago
yay I'm the favourite!
... that was weird.
swanhildatork 1 year ago
luvs <3
CobraAran 1 year ago
This has been flagged as spam show
I am in like with you
MrStarwarsfan0 1 year ago
I love you too!!! <3 And you're logic holds.
keerak 1 year ago
yes i sure am your favorite
hoshyfu 1 year ago
everything about this guy is awkward..i'm in love
Grylls4Ever 1 year ago
That's a grand ol' beard you got there, carefull, with a grate beard comes grate power.
experiment35 1 year ago
yep we do love to watch you weirdo in your apt :} hehe <3
LauraKrystle 1 year ago