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  • Reason #37 why santoku knives are not ideal for stabbing.

  • i know why u remembered ur a timelord!

  • i love you too wheezy!

  • The way you say Gillard is hilarious...

    PROUD AUSTRALIAN :D

  • @AlexLloydPowell btw, you actually said it properly at 3:22 :P

  • wibbly wobbly timey wimey

  • What!! That was you?! I was a president in my last life and now I'm a hobo!

  • 100000 subscribers and 77740 views...

  • That is the best Australian accent I have ever heard from a non Australian ever and I am Australian

  • When I hugged the screen my sister walked in and gave me a weird look.

  • I love you more!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • who else is the favorate subscriber lol

  • Our beds are empty two thirds of the time.

  • GENIUS!!

  • FREE BAGEL FRIDAY IS OVER, WHEEZY! You didn't do one ever again!

  • xD The intro is so funny :D

  • I'M HIS FAVORITE SUBSCRIBER!

  • Do you take credit?

  • I'm buying the logic.

  • @KeybladeMaster33 well it costs $9.95 so pay up

  • So it's official, paper beats scissors...or kitchen knife...meh same thing.

  • I love you too

  • Um...Wheezy...I gave you a bear hug and I broke my screen. So if this comment has any tfypos then it's your fault cause I can't seen them. RIP seeing Wheezy's glorious beard ever again. DX death

  • your amazing

  • where did my presidency go?....

  • I love you too, Craig!! 8D

  • I hugged my iPod when you hugged us,

  • I love you too, Wheezy! :D

  • *wink*

  • we won youtube! whoo! :D

  • I love you too!

  • Weeks ago, I started watching these videos from the beginning and I'm starting to recognize some of these. Now what do I do? :(

  • 1:12 OMG it's Mike from F.R.I.E.N.D.S !!!!

  • Learn how to say my prime ministers name :P

  • So since you now do 2 videos a day (the handstand one and the main one) does that mean you HAVE gone completely nuts?

  • Um what happened to helena bonham carter?

    I don't remember "those" being there in Sweeney Todd.

    or even Harry Potter.

    ....Odd.

  • WE WON YOUTUBE!!!

  •  luv u 2 wheezy 

  • you make me wish a i had a lithp.

  • I LOVE YOU TOO, WHEEZY!!! 

  • I love you, Wheezy!

  • you are saying her name wrong!!!!!

  • you are saying her name wrong!!!!!

  • gill-ard, GILL-ARD its pronournce GILL-ARD!!!

  • THUMBS UP if you hugged the computor back

  • I wanna hug *clicks subscribe*

  • i love you

  • your pronouncing gillard wrong

  • I love you so much I might turn into a black hole. You should be meaner so I don't have to destroy you.

  • Oh, and apparently according to VrannyKat, the word 'Aussies' has 'ass' in it too. It's good being a true blue Assie.

  • Haha, I had an economics test a couple of weeks ago, and it had pictures of politicians that we had to name. So, Kevin Rudd was there, and I was all like 'Oh, I've got this, whatever, easy.' and smuggly wrote down 'Paul Rudd'. Then like three hours later, I was like 'Oh, snap, Paul Rudd's my dream man, not a politiciaaan.' How embarrassing. Have you noticed that 'embarrassing' has the word 'ass' in it? What a coinkidink.

  • You gave out 67,400 hugs, not 100000...=) oh well

  • was going to correct ur pronounciating of Gillard but then i realised u americans cant talk anyway, just like us assies cant spell :P (accually no its just me that cant spell :( )

  • that girl at the end is hot

  • sometimes I come back to this video and hug you. that's perfectly normal.

  • @kitchenfloorblog I'm not alone!

  • I follow your logic perfectly.

  • 66,342 Hugs

  • nuclear proliferation treaty why must you torture me

  • I love you!

  • 45 seconds :)

  • i love you!

  • I love you too!!

  • your mind is blown.

  • i said i love you back!!

  • it's gillard not gillard!

  • your tongue is orange!

  • awww,,,you said I love you...

  • that is extremely clever! go wheezy!

  • oohhhh HUGS to you too craig! many squeezings! Im so happy you said im your favorite! wait! who are all these other people? quick! lets escape together! I love you too! ;)

  • YAY WHEEZY HUG <DD

  • you pronunciation of gillard sounds weird. ur saying it like gilllaaaarrd its gillard- how you first said at the end when you were practicing her name

  • Luv you too, man. You keep makin' them, we'll keep watchin' them. And we should take up a collection to buy you a sharper knife.

  • OMG I LOVE U TO....NO HOMO!!

  • I love you too Wheezy. :)

  • Yes Wheezy. My mind IS blown.

  • My mind is blown.

  • he was totally aiming to me!

  • how soes he have 100k subs but only 62k views 0.o???

  • this video made me cry.. in a good way

  • You actually gave about 62k hugs

  • Gosh, I love you. :)

  • By the way, you were actually correct with the pronunciation of Gillard at the END of the video =P

  • i hugged the screen.

  • I love you too! (Less awkward now? ... Didn't think so.)

  • I LOVE YOU TOO, *less than three*

  • I washed my armpits while watching ur video! just sain

  • I LOVE YOU TOO! :'D

    Let's move in together, i think we're ready for that step ;3

  • No explosions? Why no Explosions?

  • @Rawrisons97 Because it wasn't wednesday, it was friday, which wasn't free bagel friday.

  • Dear Lord, I had no idea that Palin was Miss Alaska a long time ago! Craig, you just blew my mind :o

  • I love you too!! ;)

  • LOL JULIA GILLARD. shes a ranga. also...australia did not elect her. she pushed kevin rudd out of labour.

  • i also hugged my computer....u smell wierd. NO NO I LOVE YOU TOO!

  • i love you too!

  • You're my favorite weirdo!! :D

  • 97 Error, try again

  • You lied, free bagel Friday IS over :(

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  • Aww... I love you man... well... not "love you" love you, but just plain old love you. You know, in the whole "everybody's gotta be somebody - we're all brothers of other mothers" or something style of way... ... it's not you... it's me... uh ... guess I better go now. Keep the Tupperware. *slam* *reopen* Uh yeah... I decided I wanted to keep the dip... *poof* ...some things are just better suited for a video I suppose... *shrug* *draws a picture of himself hugging Weezy hugging the world*

  • how does he punch himself like that? it's stupendous.

    and spiffy

    really spiffy

  • its not gillard its gilared

  • you think you're wierd hugging your monitors? i whispered i love you to mine when he said it was awkward 8)

  • OWW Why did you have to BLOW ME!

  • me too i love you

  • I love you, too!

  • Wheezy I hate when you put yourself down!! your super funny and awesome plus you love australians - success.

  • I love you to Craig!!!!

  • That hug felt good man. Let's do that more often.

  • how does he have 100k subs but only 53k views 0.o???

  • @SoulReaperXll In a previous video, he said he made his clones make youtube accounts, they subcribed, then Craig killed those clones.

  • @SoulReaperXll Old video?

  • @SoulReaperXll because you touch yourself at night

  • @SoulReaperXll half of those are his mom..he admited that earlier :]

  • @SoulReaperXll not all 100,000 people watched it?

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  • @SoulReaperXll his clones remember

  • @SoulReaperXll Because roughly half of his subscribers are clones, that he killed, thus decreasing his amount of views to a 1:2 ratio based on views to subscribers. Remember?

    I'm SMARTICLE!

  • To be honest Wheezy, Thats the best Mock Australian Accent i have herd an American do. Kudos.

  • @ThePlusGamers wow. thats sad.

  • I reveled in your hug.

    I have Flutterbyes.

  • I love you too Craig! :D

  • ... I cant stop looking at the little hair spikes going up into Craig's nose. They're... entrancing...

  • how did u know there was two of me

  • I remember Dan Drown mentioning you (and thats how I discovered you) and that you were most likely to become the future dictator of Youtube (or something) so I subscribed, and have no regrets! Youre great!

  • i think Youtube should vote you Presid- Prime Minister? of ALL YOUTUBE forever!

    ;)

  • love the way you say Gillard XD XD

  • When you pointed to your 'favorite subscriber' you pintd to me (duh), then pointed next to me and said 'not you'. Over my shoulder, where you pointed, was my friend, who also subscribed to you. xD

  • I love you, too! Awkward moment gone! Or maybe here more than ever.

    Also, I've been watching your videos forever, but JUST subscribed. Why didn't I subscribed earlier? You're hilarious. Exactly my brand of humor.

  • Is it weird that I keep watching the part where you say "I love you" over and over and over and over and over and over...?

    Wink.

  • Thumbs if the beginning to this part with the time travelling reminded you of Haruhi.

  • GET DRUNK!

  • you are fantastic

  • He deserves the most subscribers on youtube :p

  • I love you, too!

  • Not long after, now over 110,000 subscribers. TheAlexJonesChannel has only 90,000 subscribers. What are you going to do with your army of followers?

    "Freedom isn't free" as you keep saying. Want to start a revolution?

  • he pointed at me ^-^

  • That's not a knife, THIS is a knife....

    there were actually two of us watching the video when you mentioned favorites, oddly enough...so that added a degree of humor when one turned to the other and said, "HA HA!" complete with much mocking and needless gloating

  • dude, you are awsome

  • @mohhkneekuhh Dude, it was a typo.... calm down.....

  • I love you, too!

  • 0:40 anyways is not a word

  • why don't you ever laugh?? =oI

  • Gillard is pronounced with the emphasis on the 'Gill'.

    And no, we didn't vote her in. She kicked Rudd out. It made him cry. Seriously.

  • i thought you pointed to me but you pointed to them,

  • time travel? my head hurts.

  • also it's STRAHYL-yan, not australian. god, get it right.

  • @Cakenator514 i'm glad you don't, because by the look of that travesty you'd need about 10 per comment to spell check, grammar check, and also one to slap you around a bit :)

  • Gill - Ard

    Like your saying yard.

  • GILLard. not gillARD. I love you too.

  • thanks for the hug. I love you too.

  • my super mega foxy awesome hot boyfriend and i always watch your videos together and when you pointed at your favorite subscriber you pointed at me, then you said "not you" and pointed at my boyfriend and he said "awwwwwwww schucks" and i went "hehehehe" now he's jealous!! YEAHHHHH

  • BAHAHA, I didn't subscribe, but I got a hug! I subscribed now though, so I guess I lose... )':

  • "Feels like I've been punched 10 seconds ago." BWA HA HA!!!!

  • he gave an extra hug to me!!!!

  • wheezy has 1 wheezy dozen hundered thousand subscribers!

  • I love you too Craig, thanks for the hug and congrats on over 100,000 subs. You deserve it. Love your vids. You rock! x

  • you are a freak dude wired

  • i love you too. please never die so that you can always do weird things in your apartment.

  • CREG I DONT LIEK COFFE WHAT SHOULD I DO!?

  • Your hug made my heart flutter a bit.

  • man that punch at the the start is really realistic... keep up the good editing :)

  • Hug back... but no homo.... take that Meekakitty! :P

  • Love you too Wheezy! *Hugs* ^-^

  • You confuse me... You jump from one thing to the next so quickly... everything seems so random... Is this because I'm a new "beard lover"?

  • Blackeye!

  • ur saying gillard wrong lol . oh well

  • yay I'm the favourite!

    ... that was weird.

  • luvs <3

  • I love you too!!! <3 And you're logic holds.

  • yes i sure am your favorite

  • everything about this guy is awkward..i'm in love

  • That's a grand ol' beard you got there, carefull, with a grate beard comes grate power.

  • yep we do love to watch you weirdo in your apt :} hehe <3