TMZ, where do you hire these fucktards? nice description too "then fat comedian Jack Black..." You should just put, "Jack Black owns our half retarded camera man"
Yes TMZ when I buy drugs I carry them in plain sight wrapped in a bag. And YES Mucinex is SWINEFLU SHIT. These guys must cry themselves to sleep every single night.
REALLY his 'bag o drugs'? You guys are fucking assholes... Seriously. He's buying some fucking MUCINEX. He's a human being who just wants to be a normal person sometimes. Paparazzi people just drive me fucking crazy. You guys have to be like, one of the top five worst kinds of people in the world.
lol "bag o drugs"? Not sure TMZ knows that when somebody says the word "drugs", it doesn't always mean they're doing crack...although that would certainly make CVS more interesting...
Ha. You actually can get high on Mucinex. It has DXM in it. But don't do it. There are much better/safer ways to do things, like cannabis and mushrooms. Those are time-tested. Thousands of years of documented use, no deaths.
@georgejungismyhero Shrooms have heaps of deaths. They are one of the easiest drugs to OD on, just 1 can kill you, but at the same time just 1 can do nothing. It's a lucky dip kinda thing.
@haydenlarsen Maybe some dumbasses that ate poisonous mushrooms. But that was just them being stupid and eating the wrong shit. "Magic Mushrooms" (psilocybin) have one recorded death attributed to them in thousands of years of use and there's been heavy debate as to what actually killed the guy. The people involved in investigating it never came to an agreement on what the cause of death was. The lethal dose of mushrooms is somewhere around 1000x the normal psychoactive dosage. They're harmless.
@haydenlarsen They are probably more dangerous than cannabis but cannabis is the safest therapeutically active substance known to man. It's less toxic than water. Either way, both are virtually harmless.
@georgejungismyhero The safest therapeutically active substance, as you put it, is DMT. It is the safest because you don't have to do anything to be under the influence of it, it's already in your brain and is the only reason you dream at night. Look into it. Fuck knows why there's a substance convo on this video though...
@haydenlarsen Shrooms have heaps of deaths. They are one of the easiest drugs to OD on, just 1 can kill you, but at the same time just 1 can do nothing. It's a lucky dip kinda thing. = horribly misinformed. Sorry.
Holy shit, TMZ. Do you realize how sad it is that your life consists of annoying and exploiting celebrities? Quit invading their lives and go get your own.
LOL that dopey fuck didn't realize how bad Jack Black just owned him. "It clears out your noses" why the fuck does TMZ employ such fucking retards to work for them? That's what I don't get. That guy was one dopey motherfucker and Jack knew it. You see, Jack's a pretty intelligent guy, unlike the guy filming.
OMFG that was such a sick sense of humor hardy ha give the man a break he is one of the few famous people who actually doesn't tell you to fuck off he cares about his fans just last year he came to my small town of Bastrop, Tx and allowed the theater arts group of my highschool talk to him how many people can say that a certain actor did that
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Funny thing is that TMZ employs retarded, school drops outs to try and make up fantasy story's for there fucked up audience, but the matter of the fact is us EDUCATED folks can see that hes only got some flu medicine because hes fucking ill, I didnt know that was illegal ? Is TMZ making up there own laws now. Also your corporate bosses probably will have a cocain habit like most higher up's so away with your shitty videos. P.S jack black made a fool out of you and you are to stupid to realise
lol jack's so great "....you're supposed to say get well soon, but you dont care, you son of a bitch" xD TMZ paparazzis are such assholes!!!! but he dealt with um well go jb
@beatsoulrider LOL hydrocodone 325.. u mean a 5 or 10mg?? the 325mg stands for all the TYLENOL or ASPIRIN your taking.. step your game up... go to Roxicodone 30mg...
@LeGette88 hydrocodone 10-325. I got it cause I had surgery on my foot an had screws drilled into my bone. and I don't even know anyone who sells pain pills
Thumbs up for jack pwning
diggydiggyhole5 2 days ago
TMZ, where do you hire these fucktards? nice description too "then fat comedian Jack Black..." You should just put, "Jack Black owns our half retarded camera man"
shortywiccanxxx 6 days ago
Yes TMZ when I buy drugs I carry them in plain sight wrapped in a bag. And YES Mucinex is SWINEFLU SHIT. These guys must cry themselves to sleep every single night.
Cyricc 6 days ago
Fuck TMZ dudde... do they not realize that EVERYONE FUCKING HATES THEM!!!!
TheManInBlack2003 1 week ago
fuck you TMZ!
missLOLrandomly 1 week ago
LOL Jack played that dude like a fiddle.
BROD3O 1 week ago
REALLY his 'bag o drugs'? You guys are fucking assholes... Seriously. He's buying some fucking MUCINEX. He's a human being who just wants to be a normal person sometimes. Paparazzi people just drive me fucking crazy. You guys have to be like, one of the top five worst kinds of people in the world.
iamverynicesir 1 week ago
TMZ Tried to take down Jack Black, BUT THEY FAILED! AS THEY WERE THROWN TO THE GROUND!
GGuitar45 1 week ago 9
TMZ is scum
joevalu 2 weeks ago 2
Fuck you TMZ
knowkonow 3 weeks ago 2
you can't ruin jack black, cuz you just got black jacked.......catchy?
PanteraFistPrint 1 month ago 7
noses? hehe
TheAspen666 1 month ago
HAHA, TMZ, you suck so fucking much.
cardsforlife 1 month ago 5
"You're supposed to say get well soon. You don't care you son of a bitch."
JTOuellette222 1 month ago 4
why do you guys gotta be such dicks to J.B dont hate
DaBlindKungFuMastuh 1 month ago
how did jack black own him?
highlanderdurp 1 month ago
OWNED, by JB himself
TheDrugDrummer 1 month ago
J.B is awesome
xXSqurrillyAdamsXx 1 month ago
Lol , good job jack
Uruckingfetard22 1 month ago
lol "bag o drugs"? Not sure TMZ knows that when somebody says the word "drugs", it doesn't always mean they're doing crack...although that would certainly make CVS more interesting...
StartledSloth 1 month ago 3
I FUCKING LOVE YOU JABLES!
gryphonklaw 1 month ago
wow whoever likes tmz is a loser
waterjob 1 month ago
...bag o' drugs...get bent you retard he should have broken both your noses
usafadb 1 month ago 6
pwnt.
Problems123 2 months ago
the guy filming is a parasite.
NetworkHuman 2 months ago
I don't know if I should dislike for douchey TMZ or like for Jable's owanage
pinchy6 2 months ago 11
Jack owned that dude
ahatael 2 months ago
I love Jack
SouthernSniper74 2 months ago
Ha. You actually can get high on Mucinex. It has DXM in it. But don't do it. There are much better/safer ways to do things, like cannabis and mushrooms. Those are time-tested. Thousands of years of documented use, no deaths.
georgejungismyhero 2 months ago
@georgejungismyhero Shrooms have heaps of deaths. They are one of the easiest drugs to OD on, just 1 can kill you, but at the same time just 1 can do nothing. It's a lucky dip kinda thing.
haydenlarsen 2 months ago
@haydenlarsen Maybe some dumbasses that ate poisonous mushrooms. But that was just them being stupid and eating the wrong shit. "Magic Mushrooms" (psilocybin) have one recorded death attributed to them in thousands of years of use and there's been heavy debate as to what actually killed the guy. The people involved in investigating it never came to an agreement on what the cause of death was. The lethal dose of mushrooms is somewhere around 1000x the normal psychoactive dosage. They're harmless.
georgejungismyhero 2 months ago 2
@georgejungismyhero Exactlly. You do NOT die from the mushrooms themselves. Eat the wrong kind and you might though.
i7fan 2 months ago
@haydenlarsen They are probably more dangerous than cannabis but cannabis is the safest therapeutically active substance known to man. It's less toxic than water. Either way, both are virtually harmless.
georgejungismyhero 2 months ago
@georgejungismyhero The safest therapeutically active substance, as you put it, is DMT. It is the safest because you don't have to do anything to be under the influence of it, it's already in your brain and is the only reason you dream at night. Look into it. Fuck knows why there's a substance convo on this video though...
MolotovMic 2 months ago
@haydenlarsen he has a movie (tenacious d) where he goes through a massive shroom trip, and i was stoned watching it
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@haydenlarsen Shrooms have heaps of deaths. They are one of the easiest drugs to OD on, just 1 can kill you, but at the same time just 1 can do nothing. It's a lucky dip kinda thing. = horribly misinformed. Sorry.
MolotovMic 2 months ago
@MolotovMic Horribly misinformed? I have seen people die on just 1 shroom. And more than once. I'd believe experience over anything else.
haydenlarsen 1 month ago
@haydenlarsen I'm sorry but that is simply incomprehensibly unlikely...
MolotovMic 1 month ago
@haydenlarsen "Horribly misinformed? I have seen people die on just 1 shroom. And more than once. I'd believe experience over anything else."
^ this is more bs then then shrooms grow in
metric09 1 month ago
Fuck you TMZ
Bloodydigger 2 months ago
HAHAHA I FUCKING LOVE JACK BLACK!
InuzukaCds 2 months ago
TMZ is the greatest! Jack Black can go back to being not funny.
michaelgrnfld1 2 months ago
Call me stubbon, But I'm glad this show TMZ is banned from Australian TV. Hate how they bag Celebrities and try to invade their lives.
MrJRussell1987 2 months ago
@MrJRussell1987 wish america would catch on to how they treat celebs...
tamithomas 2 months ago
Why are the two top comments raging comments bcoz normally people ar like wtf bro umad, but i guess it suits the viseo
strictlypr0f3ssi0nal 2 months ago
TMZ: Tit mole zit
MinecrafterBlake 2 months ago
you don't care you son of a bitch. love jack black
2012leandra 2 months ago 4
thats preety fucking slack TMZ
132danyoll 2 months ago
Jack <3
Agnesstation 2 months ago
Holy shit, TMZ. Do you realize how sad it is that your life consists of annoying and exploiting celebrities? Quit invading their lives and go get your own.
XxAardvark456xX 2 months ago
@XxAardvark456xX Well said! =)
GameGuy8000 2 months ago
MOTHERFUCKERS LEAVE HIM ALONE! What a fucking loser what kind of job is that!
jahlstrand1995 2 months ago
What an absolute cock sucker that guy is! Get a life you worthless piece of shit
PrOck009 2 months ago
LOL that dopey fuck didn't realize how bad Jack Black just owned him. "It clears out your noses" why the fuck does TMZ employ such fucking retards to work for them? That's what I don't get. That guy was one dopey motherfucker and Jack knew it. You see, Jack's a pretty intelligent guy, unlike the guy filming.
CoolCunt666 2 months ago 118
@CoolCunt666 For sure. JB is intelligent and lot of people seem to not understand that. he thaught the TMZ guy was a lame fuckin moron.
i7fan 2 months ago
@CoolCunt666 lol not that much ownage just two dudes having a conversay
jacketnipple 1 month ago
@CoolCunt666 agreed. I believe the camera man should give up on life
occupytosavetheworld 1 month ago
u got merked u fag piece of shit
akAxTranqued 2 months ago
JACK BLACK COMPLETELY OWNED YOU.
LOL!
mhrfg 2 months ago 140
haha u dont care u son of a bitch
Lol'ed so hard xD
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Fuck off tmz! Nobody likes you! Why don't these people mind their own FUCKING business?
heartshapedlife1 3 months ago
LMao he handled that sooo perfectly
ThisIsAeroPlane 3 months ago 6
fuckin' Roaches!!
spookymax18 3 months ago 3
Fucking cock smoker, fucking joint sucker!
OnFireSTEIN 3 months ago
@OnFireSTEIN probably not even a captain!!
sonhgokuh927 3 months ago
@sonhgokuh927 Do you have that dvd set?
OnFireSTEIN 3 months ago
@OnFireSTEIN DVD Set? Well I just have the Masterworks (the first one), which I just re-watched a couple days ago, HILARIOUS!!
sonhgokuh927 3 months ago
@sonhgokuh927 Thats what i meant. I had 1 and 2 but i lost my 2nd one. I'm the biggest d fan in the world.
OnFireSTEIN 3 months ago
"your supposed to say get well soon, but you don't care you son of a bitch" haha love jack black.
stevelikesmetal 3 months ago 10
I love how well Jack Black handles being pestered by this dick.
kayohgee 3 months ago 3
he doesint have fucking drugs in that fucking bag.my dad was right tmz is just makeing fun of people.because of this i now hate this show.
RYANST3R 3 months ago 2
wow... TMZ is full of jackasses
JakaxBone3672 3 months ago
@JakaxBone3672 when i grow up MY primary focus on life shall be to destroy the tmz industry.
RYANST3R 3 months ago
YOU FUCKIN' COCKASSES!!
JOJOracefan 3 months ago
I think that was fucking hilarious. Jack Blacks part was, not the asswipe who was trying to be funny about mucinex dm.
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TMZ in my estimation are worse than Hitler.
CRAZYASFUK1 3 months ago
TMZ and all of the people working for that show are pieces of human shit.
skylinedesigns 3 months ago 4
I' d like to meet you for real tmz. YOU would certainly feel better!
fuck you JACK BLACK ROCKS!
fede22081 3 months ago
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I'd like to look you right into you're eyes tmz. YOU would get better... certainly
fede22081 3 months ago
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fede22081 3 months ago
fuck you man
MrPigglesworth 3 months ago
OMFG that was such a sick sense of humor hardy ha give the man a break he is one of the few famous people who actually doesn't tell you to fuck off he cares about his fans just last year he came to my small town of Bastrop, Tx and allowed the theater arts group of my highschool talk to him how many people can say that a certain actor did that
meteora912 3 months ago 2
You assholes. Give the man a break.
TonicMike 3 months ago 7
GOD THEY SUCK THERE JOBS
Mofalcolm334 4 months ago
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comfortrocks123 4 months ago
you're suppose to say 'get well soon'.
paparazzi; meh.
you don't care you son of a bitch.
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ThePJLrock 4 months ago
poor Jack. i hope he gets better, and those stupid paparazzi stop bugging him.
FMAfiend 4 months ago
@FMAfiend He's probably better, as this was about a year ago.
MrRedEspiritu 3 months ago
Funny thing is that TMZ employs retarded, school drops outs to try and make up fantasy story's for there fucked up audience, but the matter of the fact is us EDUCATED folks can see that hes only got some flu medicine because hes fucking ill, I didnt know that was illegal ? Is TMZ making up there own laws now. Also your corporate bosses probably will have a cocain habit like most higher up's so away with your shitty videos. P.S jack black made a fool out of you and you are to stupid to realise
Mcghi3 4 months ago 5
you dont care you son of a bitch hahahahahahaha! he's so funny!
thejoshbrockmanshow 4 months ago
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you dont care you son of a bitch lol!
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Turbone4WD 4 months ago
You should be lucky he even bothered wasting his breath on you let alone fuck with you asshole
TheSpicyNoodle 4 months ago 2
If i was a celeb i would just talk shit to tmz cus im just that badass besides their only dickriders
yungvince02 4 months ago
Who they hell came up with pissing off famous people to get attention? That seems pretty ridiculous to me or anyone that's not a 12 year old girl.
MonsterHunter721 4 months ago
Title should be renamed to: Jack Black has to deal with a stalker.
ataunnasr 4 months ago 7
cum out of his ass TMZ
Bearsarefurry 4 months ago
Kassem G owns that shirt !!
Mahtayoo 4 months ago
I love Jack. I have been oddly atrackted to him scince I was 6 or 7. I want to meet him one day... That would compleat me.
SuperToxicBitch 4 months ago
@SuperToxicBitch Not creepy at all....
mushieOP 4 months ago 2
@SuperToxicBitch
You probably wont make it to meeting him until you learn how to properly spell a simple word like attracted.
MarkSwags 4 months ago
@MarkSwags Yeah too bad I'm only 15 and dislexic
SuperToxicBitch 4 months ago
@SuperToxicBitch
Yaaah good excuse bruh.
MarkSwags 4 months ago
@MarkSwags dude fuck off you dick and go get a life...
crazyassassinkill 4 months ago
@crazyassassinkill
yaaa
MarkSwags 4 months ago
@MarkSwags yeeeeh!
crazyassassinkill 4 months ago
clears out your noses? what a dumbass, esl?
NekoEspada 4 months ago
lol jack's so great "....you're supposed to say get well soon, but you dont care, you son of a bitch" xD TMZ paparazzis are such assholes!!!! but he dealt with um well go jb
YoungJusticeRep808 4 months ago
jeez, leave the guy alone bro...go bother kesha or justin beiber
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"you don't care, you son of a bitch!"
tenaciouszep 4 months ago 2
GO FUCK YOURSELF TMZ YOU FUCKING SUCK
blackhand95 5 months ago 222
Give him some space ya fuckin prick
MrMetalbeast123 6 months ago 223
a good drug to spend the day doing nothing on is hydrocode 325 its a fun pain killer !!!!!! jack blak is the man
beatsoulrider 11 months ago
@beatsoulrider LOL hydrocodone 325.. u mean a 5 or 10mg?? the 325mg stands for all the TYLENOL or ASPIRIN your taking.. step your game up... go to Roxicodone 30mg...
LeGette88 5 months ago
@LeGette88 hydrocodone 10-325. I got it cause I had surgery on my foot an had screws drilled into my bone. and I don't even know anyone who sells pain pills
beatsoulrider 4 months ago
JACK BLACK WEARING A MOTHERFUCKING WOLF SHIRT!!!!!!
mansonboy2000 1 year ago
seriously TMZ , FUCK YOU! you faggets always make it so hard to watch funny shit stop puting fucking adds before videos !!!!!!
facetat52 1 year ago
Jac k black is the shit
ColbyHollerman 1 year ago 4