Game Fails: Battlefield 3 "Oh... that's not good... is that my? ... uh... medic!"

[callumcharmed]

it is but a flesh womed

[XXGDUBSXX]

"God am I hit that bad?"

[ZakkinsGames]

Defeeted.

[luigifan8282]

Doc come on man

[daltonplaysthesax]

this is how the Chinese acrobats fight in wars

[kimwipe]

He was a step above all others.

[Sebanator47]

Final destination 5 all over again

[ashumon23]

you are trying my patience! lol

[killingfrenzy1993]

battleyoga 3

[McRaymond100]

AWESOME CaMO PLAGE DUDE!!

[Jason47427]

CHUCK TESTA

[alexjonezNH]

@Jason47427

No, not at all.

[MrCrackbear]

Meh, spines are too mainstream anyway

[duelgundam]

@TheScruffy2013 That has got to be one of the best counters I've seen in a while, really, I mean it

[TheScruffy2013]

@duelgundam u lyin' to me boy? lol

[ChaosMugetsu]

wow....thats just...wow

gotta hand it to him, he was ready to leg it first chance he got

[DethCreed]

thats why playstation SUCKS! xbox for the win!

[TheScruffy2013]

@DethCreed Its not the same server being used or the same company who made the game. Its obviously Sony's fault for this glitch. May I also point out to you that your caps lock seems to be stuck on the word "suck". You may want to get that checked out, along with your missing testicles and your parents, because no twelve year old should be playing an adult game such as this. Thank you and have a wonderful day.

[joshy541]

@TheScruffy2013 has thou slain the troll, or shall i take over?

[noahsarktv]

looks like that arrow to the knee hit him a little to hard

[Avpsagaman]

Soldier: Is that my leg?

Medic: I have no idea!

[bboylegend77]

no yoga during battle

[SmallVable2]

Nothing a med pack cant fix

[HaloWarlord117117]

spines, overrated

[slava538521]

Chuck Noris had his foot on the ready

[JoninJordan]

Both reach, AND flexibility.

[GameMerk]

all theses arrow in the knees jokes are almost making me wish for a nuclear winter

[lauris3722]

Camouflage

[CruztyLipz]

I used to run down the stairs like that, just like you. Until I took an arrow to the knee

[kdog461]

@CruztyLipz thats getting really old and its realy pissing me off now so..... STFU!

[CruztyLipz]

@kdog461 uuuh... and who asked you again?

[MasterX456]

@CruztyLipz *facepalm*

[MintzUk]

I used to through my legs around like this... but then i took an arrow to the knee.

[Ornerysob]

I'm guessing he broke a leg, must've been good.

[Disobeyedtoast]

What would that look like in third person?

[SuperRajio]

He was checking to see if he was shot by an arrow in the knee.

[daspoon456]

i use to fight in battles like this too,until i took an arrow in the kne-....so sorry wrong video

[nuttytaco1]

yay a ps3 game made it to gamefails



[BF3hasDINOSAURS]

@LegionOfGloryTeam No it ins't, this is from the full game. There isn't a BETA logo in the top right

[FOUNDSANDPIPER]

I started off on a loose foot. hahahahah

[armelqb]

thumbs up if u thought that your speaker was muted

[silentkiller102]

@armelqb I was using headphones and I thought my headphones were messing up so I was like "wtf?" lol.

[armelqb]

@silentkiller102 mine too

[RasenShot]

The perfect Camo!!!1!!

(better than Halo's)

[kolinmartz]

it's like that ass dragging glitch from bad company and that long arm glitch from bf2

[ZillaMech]

Dear EA,

Quit masturbating and fix those damn glitches instead of dropping the ban hammer. Thanks.

[XIXJonathanXIX]

@ZillaMech ea didnt make the game

[ZillaMech]

@XIXJonathanXIX I know DICE made the Battlefield games, but EA still needs to get they'r shit together

[Evilmonkeymanjr]

I would have loved to see what that looked like in third person.

[piebatter117]

just... a little... further to... gamestop...

to pick up... mw3... so shit like this... won't happen...... anymore

[darklol261]

@piebatter117 because call of duty doesn't have any bugs!

[EddieZaic]

@piebatter117 From 4 months of BF3, I have never experienced a bug, exploit or a glitch in-game. By the way, in the video, it's the Xbox or PS3 version, that's why it sucks. PC is superior to all.

[PS3BAYcom]

@EddieZaic Yeah the console versions were majorly unfinished and buggy as hell

[Shadowthiefdark]

Some Neosporin will take care of that.

[narutofanlover1]

No is is just your mom

[MrMatheusfroio]

BETA

[WoFxInFeCtEd]

@MrMatheusfroio this isnt beta footage this is from the full game

[Kobobble]

I thought my sound was broken. The outro startled me :/

[MrBOOMheadshot32]

shit i had my volume up cause i didnt hear any thing then at the end with the xplosion my ears started to bleed

[HiJaayD]

nice leg

[AwesomeOxtheExploder]

At first I thought a pipe got lodged into his brain.

[AceSpades17]

looks like he *sunglasses* put his best foot forward. YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!­!

[MrBlaker14]

curque du soleil anyone?

[CoolKillerClan]

@MrBlaker14 it cirque not curque and i bet you dont know frow what contry they comme from

[mintyking1]

@CoolKillerClan

country

[Mechavortex]

That exact same thing happened to me... This game might be... Too realistic...

[detroitrn]

que that guy from spongebob who always says"my leg!" even when it has nothing to do with his leg

[DanMarston117]

Thought these fails where on 360?

[ValidArgumentGaming]

@DanMarston117 No, they are on any game, any platform.

[XxXTheEmoSceneXxX]

@DanMarston117 Who cares what system they come from? As long as they're entertaining, it shouldn't matter... =/

[DanMarston117]

@XxXTheEmoSceneXxX Yeah I know, I wasn't baggin' or anything, just making an observational statemet.

[MrMysteryGuest1]

He didn't have a leg to stand on! LMAO

[Sofu14]

The title made me LMFAO!

[Blackout5871]

Achievement Unlocked! Contortionist

[MrSupernobody]

Look mom no feet!

[PapaSuckle55]

"I dont actually fix people... i just make them feel better... while they die"

[stueythehampster]

it's cus he's on PS3

/trololol

[TheDaunter]

@stueythehampster It's because he glitched

/countertrololol

[knives4cash]

Jesus, dude, don't get all...BENT out of shape over it.

[Roygoos]

'tis but a flesh wound!

[kellyluvstacos]

Jackass

Battlefield edition

[ParasitePostill]

That's the last time they let Chiropractors into the army...

[bennzjm]

And that is why you should NEVER run down stairs children.

[VanNicky75]

Anyone scared shitless at the end titile?

[Mofalcolm334]

SAVING PRIVATE RYAN 2.0

[HalofanWoWSN]

they can train soldiers to do this, but they can't just send a nuke. GOOD JOB USA

[SoulWolf2852]

@HalofanWoWSN Really? A nuke joke?

[benblue3]

I wanna know what he looked like from third person XD

[blakealicious676]

I didn't know gymnasts were in the military...

[MailboxBomberFTW]

Turned the volume all the way up and forgot how all these videos end. It made me jump. :/

[InsanexxGaming]

The real fail is that its on ps3

[Skoomax]

@InsanexxGaming Why are you watching this then?

[SelfishAndLegit]

THE ENDING FUCKING SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME

[sonicmandx12]

That's what I feel like when I fall on my keys.

[MrLakingsfan4life]

video! y u no have sound?

[richrocks95]

He did the same thing that Vasili Zaitsev did in Enemy At The Gates where he put a dead body over him, but this dude did it wrong, he taped it over his stupid ass.

[redialator]

the sound is actually the fail this time around...

[DarkZero897]

This condition is known as TWS (Teabagging Withdrawal Syndrome). The player hadn't killed anyone lately, resulting in a lack of dead bodies to stuff his junk into. His body takes the one route it can use . . . .

or

He wasn't able to pick up any chicks in his tank :P

[KidFlash2300]

Voldo is in BF3 now?

[flamethrowerbeast]

thats what he gets, pp-2000 whore

[Duffieeee]

The inverted teabag. When you suck so bad you can't teabag anyone else.

[nubbuka]

He's teabagging himself! :O

[34funkyful]

looks like hes head over heels...permanently

[FuzzyGhost]

@34funkyful

Hate to ruin the joke, but everyone is head over heels, permanently. His heels were over his head.

[jakeurevig]

@34funkyful i think you mean head UNDER heels :P

[miggyinthed]

@34funkyful before he looked up i thought it was his dick

[TheDansFans]

@34funkyful TROLOLOLO

[LongJohnsonn]

@34funkyful YEEEEAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!

[CrackBabyMatt]

I'll cover you!!!!!!!!!

[SanjiSan92]

The ultimate camouflage on the battlefield.

[UltimateHobos]

fail 1: the legs

fail 2: no sound

fail 3: ps3

[battin42]

@UltimateHobos fail, noone cairs

[TheZombieOutOfHell]

@UltimateHobos

No the fail is that you care about the system you tool

[UltimateHobos]

@TheZombieOutOfHell fail, your dads condom.

[TheZombieOutOfHell]

@UltimateHobos

I might be an accident, but you're a failed abortion.

[UltimateHobos]

@TheZombieOutOfHell whatever you say dude, now stop trolling for unicorns.

[TheZombieOutOfHell]

@UltimateHobos

Unicorns are for gay people and so are you, so no wonder why you reference it.

[UltimateHobos]

@TheZombieOutOfHell you don't know me so you don't know that i'm gay, and i know what i do, and what i did last night. And besides i'm not gay i'm just a very happy person and find colourful stuff funny and amusing.

[JConization]

you first problem is that your playing BF3 on the PS3

[rickman1945]

I'm Def!! 

[thebikerboi2]

In soviet Russia back breaks you

[MedicOnDutyVids]

I think you'd need a LOT more than a defibrillator to fix that lol.

[MrMegaSweetAwesome]

@MedicOnDutyVids Yeah, you need jesus to fix that shit. 

[Thegrandhighoracle]

@MedicOnDutyVids MAGIC BATTLEFIELD DEFIBS FIX EVERYTHING

[Wariorera]

In Sovjet russia this is our armour :D

[keeponbricken]

that guy at the scared the **** out of me!

[bentheweirdo]

aww why didnt he make his guy stand up, it would be funny seeing a foot in the air and nothing supporting him

[akatsukiknight11]

I thought my headphones weren't working so i turned the volume up high, than the explosion came... lol

[Mr247skeen]

Am i The only one who wants to see what this looked like to other people..?

[MurdocLC]

Hahahaha omg ouch!

[koniloes]

He tried to Teabag himself. Frag, don't Bag kids!

[A7XGroupie767]

In Soviet Russia, Game Teabags you!!

[metalhoodmetalhood2]

Need third person view! :D

[drummer69311]

he is so flexable

[Jason026P]

hes teabagging himself

[Starvingpuppies]

if it was CoD you could see the killcam

[Degorth]

@Starvingpuppies if it was COD he would've died at the spawn

[jaco5995]

Nice camouflage dude

[UPINDAT247]

this game blows. full of glitches like this.

[TombMan12]

@UPINDAT247 Skyrim and fallout 3 were full of glitches too, yet those got game of the year (skyrim will get it this year trust me)

[NTHorn1227]

Jeez, I turned my volume up REALLY HIGH, Then, WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! 

[Mauricejonesdrew3213]

in war, you have to have each others back.

[Haktsu]

It seems this person is suffering from a mild case of foot up the ass.

[Sieg350]

@Haktsu Wouldn't it be head up the ass?

[Haktsu]

@Sieg350 I suppose it would. I do get the two confused, from time to time.

[joangura]

YU NO HAVE SOUND!?

[whitedragon1204]

whew im glad i was not the only one who though there speakers were broken

[layers57]

I'll save you!

[KNKProductionsUSA]

Why no noise in video?

[StoodOstrich9]

We should see if joel could do commentary on game fails!

[seop65]

talk about being flexible

[bizaremuffin]

A Monty Python quote, "It's only a flesh wound!"

[alexgardien5]

Happen to me too :(

[lChesneylGetItOnl]

@alexgardien5 what do you mean that your youtube name did not mentioned

[Geeberg25]

haha i'd like to see that from a third person POV

[lChesneylGetItOnl]

Thank for uploading my video! this is my youtube account

[zack36ooo]

New ghillie suit

[atomdragon4]

flexible marines squad

[TheMo7otok]

at first i thought that my speakers was broken

[Blessedxerox]

@TheMo7otok

u now wats worse if u are on school and your sound dont work and when u come home u watch this then u got a big mind fuck

@TheMo7otok were* Where are u from?