How To Break Up

[travid117]

so totally cooel

[lexiikisd]

lmfao ur sooooo funny!

[aceblade]

@lexiikisd Thanks, Lexi! :D

[esdorin]

There are dudes that wax their arms?????OUCH!

[BurningSuburbs]

You're perfect, but not for me

[knails]

By any chance, were you in the closet because you actually wanted to break up with a crazy chick so you hid?

We'd all understand :3

[BuickGirl1986]

I don't love you like i loved you yesterday

[aceblade]

@lisahendy7 Oh, Lisa...why'd you remove your comments!?

[lisahendy7]

@aceblade My computer effed up and posted my comment three or four times.

[MrHaeZelnut]

You should come out of the closet. :P

[showersinger547]

you birdwalk like crazy.

[aceblade]

@showersinger547 Thanks babycakes. ;)

[showersinger547]

@aceblade No problem, love muffin. (:

[EchoElectric1]

its not me... its you!

[aceblade]

@EchoElectric1 Oh noooeessss

[Annaconda1984]

pretend? YOU DO have super powers i dont x-actly get which part you want us to pretend

came here for the third time just to leave u a comment about your haiy arms

(-: a bit of hair on a guys arm is ok otherwise join jersey shore or smth

i bet u looked sweet with the little tie, id love to see some pics from you past if u haveany

[aceblade]

@Annaconda1984 hehe, I might have ONE tie pic. :D

[PinkReBunny]

can I have some ice cream? XP

[magicalmrmistopholes]

i like your arms ^_^ and your videos.. but the arms moreso ^_^

[aceblade]

@magicalmrmistopholes *flex* Why thank you. xD

[astralman]

Your cluelessness amuses me.

[ooamaimomooo]

Haha... I like your super awesome super fast super powers.

...Even if they gave me a little bit of a headache. XD

[msdamepesky]

Alas I am too dang honest in my break ups...I so don't mean to be but like a rambling village idiot I put both feet, one hand, and a head of lettuce in my mouth........of course after said rambling the guy is usually quite happy with the whole break up thing.

[msdamepesky]

Alas I am too dang honest in my break ups...I so don't mean to be but like a rambling village idiot I put both feet, one hand, and a head of lettuce in my mouth........of course after said rambling the guy is usually quite happy with the whole break up thing.

[MadonnaMiaCapelli]

I tried your suggestions...I'm not sure if I'm as talented as you are, though.

[DustinTavella]

hahaha i love the randomness

[DustinTavella]

hahaha I love the randomness

[TessagirlTessa]

Honestly This helped my best friend break up with his GF......Its scary because it worked!

[ooamaimomooo]

@TessagirlTessa which advice did he go with? XD hahaha...

[lifeissuperhard]

Tell them it is your life-long dream to become a catholic priest/nun.

Or tell them you are a robot and in fact do not feel human emotions.

[SquinTfrown]

Hehehe Mini man

[Rageslayerz]

How about "It's not you... it's her!" Point at a random woman on the street and run away?

[ZRS76]

The surest way to break up with someone is to become emotionally distance and if you do it right they'll be gone before you know it or a faster way is to tell them you had a threesome with all the immediate neighbors including the old couple down the street. ;)

[amandaymaddie]

hahaha great video! lol nice break up tips too! :D

but really the best way is to be honest - to a point! like you said! lol

I thought this video was funny too! :)

best breakup tip i have: DONT DO IT ON MYSPACE!!! that's how my Ex did it, and it was super instulting!! I couldn't be friends with him FOREVER, and everynow and then i'm STILL instulted by it!

lol i hate yellow... lol

[BabyKillingUnicorns]

lolol what the f?! you've been trying to get me pregnant?!

[X0Xdasie0X0]

Haha you make me lol :L

Lol the one I use alot is "Im not a relationship type person, lets just be friends"

:L

[aceblade]

@X0Xdasie0X0 You put boys in the friend zone, don't you? DON'T YOUUUU!? :D

[HiG33k]

Oh Aceblade, or Matt, if you prefer.

I think you have gotten less entertaining as your hair has gotten progressively shorter. :(

Maybe you should write out your material before recording. This video was sloppy and not comedic.

[aceblade]

@HiG33k My recent Government training has resulted in my sense of humor being removed. Sorry!

[HiG33k]

@aceblade I'm still a fan, and have been for about a year. Looking forward to your next video. (How'd that picture you were editing turn out?)

[ZRS76]

@HiG33k I don't know he can be pretty entertaining when he has no idea what hes talking about and makes it all up.

[ExplodingPenguin500]

but George Costanza invented the "It's not you, it's me" how can it be wrong?

also, I like the skipping :P

[aceblade]

@ExplodingPenguin500 Oh, George. If only I had his ability to lie. :D

[ExplodingPenguin500]

@aceblade "Jerry, just remember, it's not a lie if you believe it."

[ExplodingPenguin500]

@aceblade

"Jerry, just remember, it's not a lie if you believe it." ~George Costanza

[ooamaimomooo]

@ExplodingPenguin500 nice Seinfeld reference. looove it.

[ExplodingPenguin500]

@ooamaimomooo hah, thanks

Seinfeld is one of the best shows on TV

[Protocall13o2]

When breaking up, just get the actual communicaton going. A couples downfall is usually a lack of communication. Women will always want more then they have. if they cant, they we only settle what is there. Then things go round and round. you wanted to break it off, dont be nice like that. It only adds a weird confusion to the dang girl. if she sucks at kissing, just tell her that youre not connecting they way you would like it to be...idk

[Protocall13o2]

oh god, just tell them. Girls will always be emotional. and will bother you for a few months and then they will go and comfort themsleves by going out with their girlfriends...then they go and say bad stuff to convince themselves. Just detach yourself from them. its quicker. Only because if you do it in a nice way, you'll only dig yourself in a deeper hole. JUST BREAK HER HEART AND BE DONE. For girls, just say what the hell you want. WE WOMEN! I know we have a problem knowin what we want T_T

[aceblade]

@Protocall13o2 Aww, *hug* You're right. :)

[Minan3]

i'd say do it "The Blind Date" style. show up to your girls party and embarass the living crap out of them. JUST JOKING!!!!

[aceblade]

@Minan3 I haven't seen Blind Date in years. Now I want to spoof it. :D

[PhantomChar]

I think the flickers just represented Bad Matt trying to break out of Good Matt's crippling shell of friendly goodness. :P

You won't give up your arms?! But you have my gaming thumbs... and all of my other thumbs, for that matter...

[aceblade]

@PhantomChar Yes, I do like that explanation. Must be Bad Matt. :D

[EchoElectric1]

this is the best video you've made for awhile

haha, blowing dust around >.<

love you closet video <3

stay there matt, stay there (:

[aceblade]

@EchoElectric1 haha, too bad you can't see the dust.

[Leezanne]

*Subscribed.*

[aceblade]

@Leezanne *tackles* :D

[WillieWallace92]

Good breakup line: My doctor says I tested positive for AIDS. You might wanna get yourself checked.

[aceblade]

@WillieWallace92 Oh man, that one would just be plain scary. lol

[altstorm118]

I was laughing my ass off through this whole video.

you just got yourself another subscriber! :)

[aceblade]

@altstorm118 haha, yay for laughing! AND YES! DELICIOUS SUBSCRIBER! omnomnomnom

[denniswithin]

Such great video. It made my day. You are THE MAN Matt, truely THE MAN  ;) I've thought of the most of your ideers to brake up, my self. My suggestion to brake up, would be to change your name an move to Mexico for the rest of your life, alone in a cabin, talking to your self and the cockroaches under your bed, and don't let anybody know where you are ;) or just cheat with your girlsfriends best friends :D Like a Boss

[aceblade]

@denniswithin Don't forget the scorpions! They'd be fun to talk to. And I'm glad you enjoyed the vid, Dennis! :)

[kimyuie]

Wft? The ice cream bit made me laugh really hard.

lol, Thank you for making my day! :D

[aceblade]

@kimyuie Aw, thank you for being so kind! :D

[kimyuie]

@aceblade No thank you for being awesome! :D

[YummyAbortion]

You're twitching. Like in scary movies. I keep thinking the exorcist is going to pop out of the screen and lick my nose or something.

Also, I love how awkward you are to yourself. It makes your videos so much better.

Break up line: It's not you, it's your mother.

[aceblade]

@YummyAbortion lol @ mother. I wish I could use the twitching as an effect. Sadly, it's the result of my computer not being able to work with HD footage. So, I scale it down and...voila...I get this.

[boundkimX9]

haha awesome video

[aceblade]

@boundkimX9 Thank ya, Kim. :)

[babygirlsquee88]

1. MATT! Any color looks good ya ya ;)

2. I LOVE HAIRY MEN!! <3 ITS SO MANLY!!!

3. I HATE BAD KISSERS TOO!... -_- Ever get a person who DROOLS on you!?..

4. Matt.. Im Pregnant with your baby.. we should get married now! XD.. Oh that was a little creepy huh?.. Hm.. ...

5. Well.. even if that was creepy,  if you dont marry me, I WILL KILL YOU!!.. 0.o

DO you think im creepy now?! lol DON'T BE LONELY!! I know that if 90% of the women that watch you lived in CanadaLand you WOULDN'T be lone ;)

[aceblade]

@babygirlsquee88 Where's my baby!?

[melissa113]

1- Good stuff

2- I have a major closet fetish. We'll talk more about that later.

3. I agree - bad kissers are a deal breaker!

4. The ice cream bit cracked me up.

5. Muah!

[aceblade]

@melissa113 Hmmm, number 2 intrigues me. xD

[melissa113]

@aceblade Well, maybe you'll find out all about it... and bring some ice cream.

[theredbullmonologues]

You are a hologram!

[aceblade]

@theredbullmonologues I think you're right! ...woohoo!

[Gigawamanamacon]

I don't like you anymore you damn stupid bitch! That's how you break up.

[aceblade]

@Gigawamanamacon lol, oh my. Who did you tell that to?

[imaketwinks]

Anyone with a brain... won't flick their own eye! Lovin' it :P

Transcribe audio is boring this video :(

[aceblade]

@imaketwinks My poor flicked eye. :(



[imaketwinks]

@aceblade Inorite?! I hope your eye gets better :P

[BaskGurrl]

The ice cream thing was weird... But yeah, you rule babe ! :) Love you, as always fantastic vid ^^

Hopefully we'll meet someday :)

[aceblade]

@BaskGurrl Woohoo for love. It's delicious!

[kingfish12]

The only way to ever truly breakup with someone is to be brutally honest with them. They may hate you, but if you really want to be rid of that person, you have no choice. Sometimes being a little mean can get the point across.

[aceblade]

@kingfish12 Honesty is best. You're right. ...unless you want to kill them...than it's probably not a good idea to admit to that.

[pickles2626]

Great advice ;) HA...HA...HA

[aceblade]

@pickles2626 I wouldn't use those lines on you....JUST SO YOU KNOW! :D

[pickles2626]

@aceblade Oh I know Mr...you better never even try it =)

[HappyBowzer]

why is the video so flicky?

[aceblade]

@HappyBowzer It's because my computer doesn't have enough speed to edit HD videos. I tried to work around it, but that's the best I could do. :(

[carlmarxx]

"Those are some enchiladas that i just want to put mayonaise and braid......"

i love that line !!

[aceblade]

@carlmarxx haha, did it make you hungry? :)

[TheDreReichDude]

I thought you were not romantically involved right now. You could be if you wanted to, you know!

[aceblade]

@TheDreReichDude I'm not romantically involved! :)

[DRealfriknKeenan]

actually, it WAS me not her. I am lazy and I'd rather be alone then have to deal w/ other people. I deal w/ other people because for some reason, they won't leave me alone... and my mother worries.

[aceblade]

@DRealfriknKeenan Now I won't leave you alone! Mwuahaha!

:D

[frigidhabit]

It seems as though karma doesnt like us being together, thats why we keep getting in so many fights... so lets just be friends instead...

hahaahaaa... The hairy arms bit made me laugh... along with the icecream feels like another person.... hahaha

[aceblade]

@frigidhabit Ya, I'm not sure where I was going with the ice cream bit. Oh my.

:D

[frigidhabit]

@aceblade eh it was good humor, and it made me smile. keep up the witty comments.

[RadioRhi007]

I really really really really really really really really really really fancy you.

[aceblade]

@RadioRhi007 Woohoo! Are you British? :)

[RadioRhi007]

@aceblade ... How did you know this?

[Dunnacht]

Cool, I was the first who liked this :D

Good break up line: "You know, it's funny, 'cause for all this time I thougth you were the prostitute my friends hired as birthday present, sooo it was cool, goodbye"

[aceblade]

@Dunnacht lol, that's a mean one. Made me laugh though.

[Dixavd]

As for break up lines I find the best one is when they ask "why are you breaking up with me?" say some sentimental thing that doesnt actually mean anything to you ina idssappointed way like saying "Because you never asked me what my middle name was!" as your walking away not looking at them - making them feel it was their fault making it as if they made you feel unloved - always worked with me

[mattser180]

Just a fact about me: This video shows exactly how i act and talk in person. :D

[aceblade]

@mattser180 And your name is also Matt!?

[mattser180]

@aceblade YES MY NAME IS ALSO MATT AND WE SHARE VERBAL SKILLS AND HABITS!

[Dixavd]

I ove how you poked yourself in the eye when talking about your brain and put your fingers to the side of your head when you were talking about your eyes - I find it weird how your hair is less at your elbo then loads to your wrist then stops - while mine is a lot around the elbo getting less and less up to the wrist where it stops + you seem to be morphing into some moster throughout the video

[aceblade]

@Dixavd omnomnom! i are monster!!! haha, and ya, I was surprised I poked myself in the eye.

[mattser180]

DRAT!!! KEPT FROM YOUR HAIRY ARMS FOR ANOTHER VIDEO!!!

[aceblade]

@mattser180 Beware the hair!