Money talks, BS walks. If I know that if I work hard I will make more money through promotions, my productivity goes up. Having lost my good paying job 5 years ago, and forced to work in retail, I notice that it does not matter how hard you work. Work hard or don't, you get the same pay. Only ass kissers get promotions. I worked my ass off while people who didn't got raises, so I stopped caring about my job, and just wanted the pay check.
This video is so good!! There are some important steps each employee should take in order to be more productive! Furthermore, now you can measure your own productivity and quantify your progress! Wanna know how?
lol typing isn't everything. I barely type to live a day. I mean that only people who works with computers type to get something done. And that's not everyone.
The pun wasnt intentional at first but as I was looking at how many videos Howcast has, I said "Fck no! It's over 9,000" and crushed my mouse!
Primape92 1 week ago
Has anyone tried using motivational audio? And if so how has it worked for you? I have difficulty removing distractions.
obesechicken13 1 year ago
lol at 0:56 #6 look busy
THACRAYON 1 year ago
Money talks, BS walks. If I know that if I work hard I will make more money through promotions, my productivity goes up. Having lost my good paying job 5 years ago, and forced to work in retail, I notice that it does not matter how hard you work. Work hard or don't, you get the same pay. Only ass kissers get promotions. I worked my ass off while people who didn't got raises, so I stopped caring about my job, and just wanted the pay check.
grendel1013 1 year ago
@grendel1013 lol why you venting on youtube bro we aren't your therapist
Plecebo1996 7 months ago
@Plecebo1996 Why do you respond to a comment from over 7 months ago. Obviously you have nothing better to do with your useless life than trolling.
grendel1013 7 months ago
This video is so good!! There are some important steps each employee should take in order to be more productive! Furthermore, now you can measure your own productivity and quantify your progress! Wanna know how?
ImproveProductivity 1 year ago
We could have four times the amount of working people...hear that, superslave...?!
Ease off, dammit!!
Let other people work, too!
Tressco 2 years ago
How to increase work productivity: Don't sit on YouTube watching videos about how to increase your work productivity.
brandonr85 2 years ago 33
haha
precursor 2 years ago 2
Lol...
Neonprettykitty 2 years ago
then why you watch it?
choco33333333 2 years ago
I sure hope that the boss doesn't see you watching this crap at work.
Definatly not producing pucky while web browsing aye!
(*Ahemmm...*) "Your fired! Now get back to work slaves!!"
ARMOROID5000 2 years ago
6. Look Busy . LOL. That's the only thing I have on my list.
TkrB 2 years ago
LOL Tasks:
1.stock shelves
2.mop bathrooms
3.pay roll
4.organise paperclips
5.twittle thumbs
6.look busy
7.play w/ monkeys
linnett8bird7 2 years ago 12
of course watching this is ironic as it decrees your productivity
Jonas412LOL 2 years ago
All good advice, although I think the
ending factoid is nonsense.
Probewitch 2 years ago
weird stuff
Yamakashi1 2 years ago
lol did any 1 notice the stuff on his to do list
chronaxdeaththekid 2 years ago 2
sleep with your boss
TheNeophyte13 2 years ago 3
Okay. I should use my brain more often.
P199628 2 years ago
lol its the giraffe in background from makemebad35 vids
bluefish358 2 years ago
How To Increase Your Work Productivity
1.work better
2.work faster
3.work harder
4.work more
CRAKIZGOOD 2 years ago
But how do you
work better
work faster
work harder
work more?
P199628 2 years ago
simple
faster= instead of typing slow type faster
harder=instead of walking run
more= more time
use your imagination
CRAKIZGOOD 2 years ago
Sorry but it barely answered my question. And I don't have good imagination
P199628 2 years ago
hmm
faster= instead of typing slow type faster
i know its hard to understand English at a 3rd grade level
CRAKIZGOOD 2 years ago
lol typing isn't everything. I barely type to live a day. I mean that only people who works with computers type to get something done. And that's not everyone.
P199628 2 years ago
oh god
i was giving examples god damn it
CRAKIZGOOD 2 years ago
Work better= Look for things that you are wasting. (Don't waste time and paper printing out a file or paper when you could email it,
Work Faster= Work through lunch, take a typing class to increase speed. (this one is pretty much the same as working better)
Work Harder= "Motivated motivated motivated motivated!"
Pianoninja924 2 years ago
Working through lunch and not eating affects me. I get hungry and I don't think right D:
okay brb. Gonna do my homework
P199628 2 years ago
Eat larger meals in the morning to delay the need to eat during lunch. Or snack during the day, like apples, pears, or bananas.
Pianoninja924 2 years ago
weird im the opposite of you i almost never feel hungry and when i do eat its only a little
im a strange strange person
VotigauntAttack 2 years ago
you forgot 5
work stronger
hah :p sorry your comment reminded me of that song from daft punk
LegitimateLegenD 2 years ago
His task list
1.Stack shelves
2.Mop bathroom
3.Play roll
4.Organise paperclips
5.Twittle thumbs
6.Look busy
7.Play w/ monkeys!
LegitimateLegenD 2 years ago 4
i can't focus on my studying :((
hayghe 2 years ago
Optional: kill people who like or love naruto
stewieisthelord 2 years ago
Yes.Please.
ewtasha510 2 years ago
lol Who wouldn't?
stewieisthelord 2 years ago
Pretty sure that's mandatory.
variousletters 2 years ago
he's 40 right? And no bed frame... sucks to be him
Girlllpuhlease 2 years ago
he earns so little cleaning bathrooms he's gotta sleep on the floor ahaha
8TUW 2 years ago
haha 0:33 hes cleaning a public bathroom. thats probably what hes smiling about too.
homeworksuks 2 years ago 3
play with monkeys!!!!!
resurrecthis 2 years ago
yeah, stop drinking the night b4!!
emcl312 2 years ago
Heh. I'd love to hear my boss if he caught someone doing push-ups during working hours. -_-
tyzon05 2 years ago 5
i love the to-do list at 0:15
GirlsAndDreams 2 years ago 3
1:11
THE FUUCK IS THAT ?!?
O.o
xoANONiMUSox 2 years ago 3
yay when i type im the third commenter
DietCokeJokes 2 years ago 2
that guy sleeps with dolls 0_0
agaragarlove 2 years ago 4
howcast may be stupid, but some videos tell us what we really NEED.
agaragarlove 2 years ago 3
step 2 was pointless >.>
LegitimateLegenD 2 years ago 2