All You Need to Know about Twilight New Moon in Under 2 Minutes!

[KarenGillanFan1]

WTF?

[SuperViviana23]

dude are you like girlyish

[octogirlpretty]

"So when do we get to ****?"

"Uhh...not 'til we're married."

"What?!"

"I'm a Morman; did you forget?"

"DAMN ITTTTTT!!!!"

I never saw the movie...and now I don't have to. Thank you for that public service, Sean. You're a real hero.

[420magicman74]

morman



[Notster07]

man dnt say mormons ur a religion racist..

[Megalodon64]

if the movie was like this it wouldve been like 50 times better cause the comedy on the movie was too lame. new moon sucks

[sarahfigaro]

love it

[VvianG]

Ok, I kinda loved it, but if you don't like Twilight, then why the heck did you get the dolls..??

DAMMIT! Haha, great. <3

[Maxxee01]

Damn it!!!!!

lmao jacob

[xRoxxiix]

0:38 1:09 1:30 LMAO!!!

[101Smilysarah101]

its really funny, i actully liked it lmao

[easethestars]

jacob i love you but as a friend

danmit

[twilightrox1999]

Bella:jacob o i luv ur six pack o i just no i luv edward!

Jacob: DAMN IT!

LMAO

[miley2110]

0:08 XDDD

[Sweetsexygirl94]

Hahaaaa tht was pretty cool :D

New moon on Manlish :D

[nikkirosamariam]

Recently saw it on blockbusteronline (.) info , great quality !

[thedarkdefenders4]

she groped is cock...

[xXibemaddiexX]

lmfao

[vampirefreak4ever1]

lol

[LittelAERT]

haha - this was briliant :D

[09KillerBunny]

.... 'hey Bella, Im not mormon' xD

Sooo hilarious !! Lov it xD

[MJR221]

oh my god this is funny. and so amazingly accurate.

[XWhoeverX]

Damn it!!!

Lol, hilarious and accurate =)

[randabear96]

Jacob has an eight pack... shya.

[shortcrazyprincess]

Where did u get these dolls?? I didnt know they had dolls made!! and werewolf figure :S

This was jokes :P x

[mpscats360]

halarious

funniest shit ever

[Danm2010]

haha it's kinda sad how this is basically the entire movie

[886blah886]

in fact democrats are the monsters wanting to kill babies

[starscreamrs]

good good now suffer humiliation just kidin we all know everey  real person has importance by ... in short i'm an ass

[kamilaocheduszko]

dammit how funny LOL : )LOVE IT !!!! :D

[EvanescenceRULEZ01]

lmao this does basically sum up the entire book and film XD

[123456789mile]

nice, make some more! =D

[Nymfen94]

Awesome! Hilarious! xD

[theOTHERgenre]

couldn't have done it better myself. bravo.

[crazyxvale]

lol

[FavoriteContent]

Lol.

[xgiovannix1]

hahahah so freaking funny

[AmyyDudee09]

I absoloutly love this 2 minuite clip ahh crack of the day.. or week, or whenever i first saw it xD

[lovelylyricgirl]

yeah really this is what happens in the movieeeee. awesome !!!!!

[Chilenita74]

DAMMIT!! LOL

[bioniclenoobs]

bella can really get a guy on fall

[anthoulini08]

very very funny but i saw the movie!!!!!!

[abj2damax]

if bigfoots in the next book ill read it

[bioniclenoobs]

hahaha you own.

[Chabs3662]

LOLLLLLLLLLLLL

[migsmonster626]

tgats snake eyes's dog lol

[9mandazi9]

i swear this exactly what happens in the movie, hahahahaha! it's just so funny that everything is to the point and so accurate.

[AustinArts101]

thats actually pretty accurate...

[xEmilyCx09]

hey peeps, if ur looking to watch Twilight 2, u can watch it on here watch-it-now(dot)com/twilight2

[ThePunkSk8erGirl]

that was actually pretty much right on!!

[aggiereyes30]

LOL The movie is gay But this is F******* funny

[OneProduktionFilm]

I don't think knowing twilight will help any guy get ladies... homosexual men and 13 yearolds yes.. but not Ladies.. :) Very funny though Sean.

[SophieCuteHottie]

Lolz!

[megameganfoxlover]

LMAO TWILGHT SUCKS

[bioniclenoobs]

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[theprimo100]

i mean 1:34

[theprimo100]

i agree with 1:36....

[theprimo100]

@BellaLovesEdwardsite all these people HASTE twilight, so, not the best blace to advertise!

[RetroGamer267]

Where did u get the Jacob figure?

[RetroGamer267]

lol

[daremefye]

that guy u know taylor lautner fainted at the end

[ReallyFalbala]

XDDD respect!!!!!!!!!

[grinch8451]

these video is way BETTER than the movie

[madamfoidart]

Haha, I really enjoyed this, especially the jokes about the characters always being shirtless!

[Deepstarr7020]

He bought the action figures GAY !!!

[Bebe306XoXo]

hahahah no kidding.

[ScrewedOnBackwards]

You'r just jealus cos he got them before you did

[Deepstarr7020]

You can't spell shit hahahaha

[myferetiscute]

twlight makes me want to gouge my eyes out but i lold

[melvinlimjc]

Edward isn't ugly. Robert Pattinson is. Personally I think taylor is a better man, both in the books and in real life. I mean, he's bigger. And more good-looking.

[Timstuff]

Not having seen it wasn't going to stop me from making fun of it anyway, but hey, the more you know! :D

[hideouszombie]

I wasn't planning to watch this movie, but after watching this, it looks like a good movie and I changed my mind. Thanks!

[bluDigiTal]

the line up was huge it took for ever to get in but i did

[shocwave1231]

lol

[MrFrancis1209]

i used to date monsters you know vampires,douchebags,moremen,re­publicans you know

llllllllooooooooolllllllllll

[CharismaticEnigma09]

I LOVED NEW MOON

[isaacbyun12]

hilarious

[DayLateReviewer]

Hilarious.

"Jacob, I love you; but only as a friend"

"Dammit!"

[mototechdude]

MORMANS LOL

[Hitmanx16]

DAMN IT!!! lolz

[arteaga911]

lol at the end he falls

[theprimo100]

lol, republicans!well, bush is a monster, that war lover!

[nocturnal30]

LOL wtf 0:38-0:43

[p8ntballerking007]

ahahahahahaha

[lacigreen]

LOL! I love it!

[J3zzMeister]

thanks 4 this vid cuz i hate this movie

[01TRANSFAN]

lol.....this video is hilarious

[blakethechao]

As someone who doesn't like the series, I appreciate you for making rhis vid sean. You rock!

[xMOONxKNIGHTx]

what comes next? frankensteins monster?

[VaportrailFilms]

Sean... why did you buy Twilight figures?

[ImmortalRuler]

i think they were for his girlfriend

[nut913]

they were for his girlfriend

[thebguffshow]

i heard what the movie was about and i think this is better

[DarkSpawnDruid]

xD better then the movie !!! xD

[maximusprimus]

I like it funny well pretty much that's all about the story except of course the mormon part waahahahaha...(^^,)

[GaijinGDB]

Mormons...ha, ha.

[sennaho]

Thanks ^^ That made me laugh! I still have to see the movie to again be destroyed by how mucg some people like to destroy what movies should be! I hate the guys that make these movies! Even the guy that is holding the sound boom! :P

[arnoldgd84]

sparkling vampires?!?!? the fuck man LOL

[RadioCambodia]

LOOOL....dammit!!!!

[viperhelion]

you spoiled it :(

[darthraith138]

its shay carls song!

[jacks5jl]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA way 2 go!

[avalonroad]

That was really good. It reminds me of ItsJustSomeRandomGuy's I'm a Marvel. I'm a DC skits, which are really funny.

[LegoMaster343]

lol, i laughed at the part where there like "I dont want you guys fighting over me, unless you where shirtless.NOW TAKE OF THOSE SHIRTS!"

[EdrobwardLover]

lol i'm a fan but i thought that was hilarioius!!!!

[plasticdoll1997]

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!

[SICMetal74]

Hahahahaha thats tooo funny

[DarthOblivius]

LOOOOOL Love it. Great job man, and that mormon thing., genius. XD

[LittleRedCyclingHood]

twilight werewolf is a shame

[Nosferatu1717]

GO TEAM ANGEL!

[Taybrian1]

I'm a girl and I hate Twilight. That is why I'm a Transformers fan. Unfortunately, I live in a house with 2 sisters that like the series. Torture.

[rathanasith101]

he he that was funny

[toamakuta]

funny % stars and it don'yt help me with the ladies some how I know stuff about twilight na d I just realized that my life is like a bad twlight pardy Damn it I feel for jacob

[neoviper25]

wow youre helping me through all my emo dreams and deppression!

[guatepower]

Mmmm.... Maybe if you are into girls who are between 12 to 17, who follow w.e marketing wants them to follow, then this video would be useful. Maybe lol

[THEPAINE552]

ur a asshole

[Nosferatu1717]

wow this is very uncalled for

[THEPAINE552]

no im sick of peopel raging shit i like every singel fucking time i like something my friends and famuly and everyone els rags on it EVERY FUCKING TIME!!!!!

[ElizabethScotty]

pick something other than care bears and twiligt and develop a thicker skin.

[Alan1701b]

LOL Thanks! That vids just saved me losing around £4 for a cinema ticket and approx 2-hours of my life! Much appreciated! :D

[soundwaveman100]

hollywood has destroyed the scaryness of vampires. the vampires assistant was a film that made vampires look cool. you should totally get it when it comes out cause it is really good.btw can you make a video review of unicron? possibly a collab like in your review with ravage with mike, cause that was one of your best reviews youve done.btw out of context, do you like tacos? if so what toppings? what does mike like on his sandwiches?

[SM71794]

that movie,, it was based on a book, i think the book it better, and no offense to most people, but I HATE TWILIGHT AND SEE NO REASON WHY PEOPLE THINK ITS GREAT...sorry.....its my opinion...

[mgills88]

Vampires were supossed to be scary?

[10191927]

You do know of Dra-cula right, what Vampires are based on?

[helmsly2010]

hahaha

[OrcWyvern]

hahahhaaha

You know, New moon is the movie ever to meet girls, you will see the theater full of girls who will get horny and wet by watching those guys..... but man, that movie is a damn chick flick, is kinda hard to feel manly while watching it, you come out gay.

[SymbioteReviewz]

not.............that bad! when you first told me about this Sean I thought it would be lame, but this was actually worth watching! good job!

[SEANxLONG]

Thanks Adam and this is the last Twilight video I'm doing for a long time this was made to make people laugh

[SymbioteReviewz]

well it actually made me laugh, so i think it did good. dont take the video down, leave it up!

[SEANxLONG]

Oh No I'm not taking down any of them just not planning to make a Twilight Series or anything lol I would take these guys out if I make another good parody where they are needed

[RedSilk]

roooo roooo....i like your imitation of the howl of the werewolf 5 stars for that

[ShadowPhoenix142]

I know all you need to know about ALL of Twilight in just 2 words: It sucks.

[nerfmerc2]

i have a way of making it even less time just put up a screen that says twilight sucks for 5 sec then boom done

[KashaiSakur]

As an Asian, I could eat Jacob for breakfast.

[Cybertronnews]

lol Timber @ 0:42

[PonFarrTime]

As a girl who hates Twilight with a passion, I enjoyed the crap out of this. You forgot the sparkling. Or maybe he doesn't sparkle in this one. Whatevs.

[SENTRYproductions]

Damn Twilight brings out the fuck you in people ..... Cant stand twilight but i pretend i do the girls love that shit

[xxxgambitfanxxx]

i always said twitlight is gay to be cool but it was actually a really good movie the first one wasnt tho

[hjrdavis1000]

this is a funny video

[kan0uchiha]

cmon sean how could u go to the gay side

[SEANxLONG]

Dude I am making fun of it, do you like Twilight?

[kan0uchiha]

dude i was kidding sry if it sounded insulting

[superionoptimus]

I read the books

[6230916]

NICE!

[GODZILLAANDSOUNDWAVE]

Sean you had better watch out. The Twilight loser fanboys will attack u saying stuff like the following. "Ths vid SUX bawls liek u" "OMGZ Edwurd is soo hawt u suk" "u suk man goh kill urself cuz ur ghey twilght roolz"

[SEANxLONG]

Yea I make videos cuz I like to make people laugh I do like Twilight but I'm not a huge fan this was made to parody and make people laugh I know people won't like it one way or the other it's ok

[ShartimusPrime]

Well, if you come close to even liking Twilight, idk dude, I wouldn't make it public. It really is the equivalent to coming out as a homosexual, which for some reason I have tons more respect for than liking Twilight.

[SEANxLONG]

My Ex GF Got me into Twilight

[ShartimusPrime]

Yeah, and my ex g/f tried getting me into New Kids On the Block, but you won't ever EVER see me talking about that shit; on or off camera.

[Skinnyguyman123]

this movie is Satan

[agorillae2]

DAMNIT!!!!!

[JnDfilmz]

i actuly like it alot and i hated the first

[dragonrexz123]

THHHISSS IS THE NEW MOON I WANT TO SEE

[jedijesse96]

Yay! Now i don't have to go see the movie! LOL

[ricktorprime]

i know right

[ford1go]

Im not going to see the movie anyways but thanks! Now i Know And knowing is half the battle! ;)

[ch27980]

Where the hell is snake eyes when you need him to kick some vampire ass?

His wolf made it to the video!

[kjhulk]

i wish i had more than 2 hands so i could give this vid 5 thumbs down!!!!

[SEANxLONG]

So Do you like Twilight? Cuz this video was making fun of it

[kjhulk]

NO I DO NOT!!! i would dig up a cementary and make all the corpes give the franchise thumbs down and the books are the only books that i am for burning!!

[B1ackBo1t]

YEAH.

...and stuff...

[hXcjedi]

haha who wouldve thought timber was jacob

[boxintypex]

your cool but that the 4th Twilight video

[Segaman19]

ROFL!!!!!

[Hound419]

Lol sooooooo true!

[Sora1248]

lol almost as good as twilight with a cheeseburger

[BattleWarPath]

XD LOL!

[FullMetalGamer07]

lawl

[cocopink93]

Sean, you're digging yourself a hole with all these Twilight videos, haha

[SEANxLONG]

Well I got these figures out just for this video and this is it for Twilight Videos for me

[ShartimusPrime]

Thank you!