Sex with a Grammar Nazi

[joblessalex]

I don't know why you would want me to make grammatical errors. That must be one crazy person you are living with! Hopefully nothing is wrong with this comment!

[TheFrostickles]

The one thing that I hate the most are misplaced apostrophe's..

[fenderstratsquier]

@cycyg that would be 'Explaining how English works to native English speakers' I think... =P

[RyanGallagher5]

I LOVE that sign! I gotta make one! :D lol

[Leomerya12]

Kirby vacuum cleaner. I had one of those! It's like 20 years old!

[hatstalker]

The is an horrific and common grammatical error in this post: Enjoy finding it!

[seifer93]

lol I love being a grammar nazi! It's fricken funny, especially in school all the kids are like "I don't get it!"

[gat0rbball]

I HATE correcting grammar. It is REAL annoyin. Its such a fuckin trashy way of attackin someone and making them feel bad about themselves while at the same time trying to make yourself feel smarter, newsflash to all correcters: it isn't HOW something it is said...it is about WHAT is said. It doesn't matter how many editors there are in the world, someone intelligent has to say something a little incorrectly for them to have a job.

[hatstalker]

@gat0rbball I do correct people but not to attack them.

I correct to preserve the language.

[gat0rbball]

@hatstalker BAH! Thats crap. Dont need correction often to preserve the language

[pricture]

@gat0rbball I know! Its so moronic and especially on Youtube, my god, spelling/grammer Nazi's seem to forget that this isnt a bloody English exam.

And your right about WHATS being said, like say someone complimented me on whatever but they said it like; "hey mahn gud job, ur kewl" well I'm not gonna bash them just because they didnt type with perfect spelling lol.

[Growlif]

@pricture ... See the thing I hate is when people can't even put the effort in to be consistent. For example, WHY WHY WHY would you put an apostophe in "I'm" but NOTHING else? ;A; Like, you even managed to use "your" instead of "you're", or even just youre if you can't be bothered to use the apostrophe. *will never sleep at night*

[pricture]

@Growlif You'll never sleep at night because of a missing keystroke? O.K

Yeah It can be annoying to the eyes at times but as long as you understand what's being said then hey its really not a big deal. Just ignore it. And you know what sometimes I purposely take out an apostophe or mispell a word on purpose because again, this is Youtube. 500 character count isnt alot so if I have to cut down on a little spelling so I can post my comment then so be it.

[tictack0]

you have a nice smile :D

[juanmora19910209]

I wonder what my neighbors think of me?

[tow31]

Your shirt is wicked!

[fh041205]

I just finished watching back to the future!! Just found your channel, I like this vid, hopefully the rest are as good. gl

[trumpetgirl5]

you're so effing adorable. I love your smile :)

[HarleyQuinn810]

Is "like" supposed to be used like you use it, like you know?

[solunasunrise]

@HarleyQuinn810 waht ?? i mean you like you know ? waht you like ... wahts it like ??

[giofacc]

Love ur clips................

[samtheman152009]

How deep is you're love?

[major600]

"Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like I? Don't you wish your girlfriend was a freak like I?"

[mark08242002]

@major600 "me" is actually correct because it is used as the object rather than the subject. "I" is only used when it is the subject. As an object, you use "me"

[bubblegumsodapop]

I am a grammar nazi!

[ItsTheTanMan]

are u gay?

[AZNTALK]

How do grammar nazis spell FUCK YOU?

[ReezeGoingSenseless]

@AZNTALK "Fuck you", containing only two capital Letters.

[AlchemistHawk]

@AZNTALK FICK DU lol

[tripeandbean]

@AZNTALK The same thing to you, Azntalk.

[ReeceMixV2]

Your so cute but im too dumb to offer a comment of any substance , so enjoy my gayassed shallowness and bask in your ego for a few moments refelecting carefully on what a great guy you are and then drive your mind away from any doubts that I am infact actually being sarcastic, but im really not , Kawaii ^_^

[unrealeck]

@ReeceMixV2 You're, not your.

[ReeceMixV2]

@unrealeck Yarrrrrrr

[HearThemCry]

"Who are you sending those letters to?"

[NativeSnipes314]

faggots like you are ruinning youtube fuck offf!!!!!!!!!!!!you should die !!!!!!!!!!

[10tja]

@NativeSnipes314 People like you are ruining Youtube. Youtube is meant to be a place where anyone can share their thoughts, hopefully without being attacked by ignorant people like you.

[johnangel00]

english language is so fucked up even when you think you know something is right it is actually wrong. Oh my god I just started a sentence with a lower case character....should I commit seppuku ?

p.s:omg God is a proper noun [instant death]

[unrealeck]

@johnangel00 Capitalising the first letter of a word isn't bad if forgotten. Full stops, commas and apostrophes are more important for understanding a sentence properly. Words like there, their and they're, as well as you're and your are even more important.

[LufsyLurqy]

But there's can mean there is or there are

[neoaquato]

What is the what! What a story.

[chupawa7]

You're cute;)

[eidius1989]

@chupawa7 and you're a whore

[supahhh]

@chupawa7 , true that!

[palomaemia90]

i have no idea why i first subscribed to you.... but your funny =p.... I'm keeping you O_o

I am a grammar nazi sometimes....

Hint: the problem was the word your.. instead or you're

[melcinitan]

Being so grammatically correct, I have fallen in love with you!

[Kasuma56]

You know, I'm gay and a grammar nazi too. ;D <3

[supahhh]

@Kasuma56 aren´t we all? :P

[sleekcartim]

never stop denying my comments relevence, it's too damn funny! wuv ya!

[revandarklordsith]

@jhc2010 "Im just saying",and not sayin.

[LumosLiz]

May I marry you for this video? It's the story of my life.

[x8tmc8x]

Maybe you know, Mr. Grammar, sir; I don't. Is there a cognate object in the sentence, "He recognized a cognate object."? I think I thought there was, but my mind is piss-poor at minding my Ps and Qs. (BTW, though are in front of the camera to blog, you are behind the camera when you wear that T-shirt to blog, yet you keep your composure. Congrats!) I think you're kinda sick - in a good way.

[rafaelpastel09]

"I'm such an English nerd because, seriously, I would kind of like, get some sort of pleasure out of that and isn't that awful and sick and wrong."

Where to start?

[SirJoven89]

While watching your video, I thought you are remembering me of someone - then i knew: It's Willow from "Buffy".

I hope you like her as much as I do. Both of you have this cute frankness to say what pops up your mind... when others were embarrassed to state their point till the end. Keep on doing that, plz.

[crzyj19]

Swell video! You did really good. haha

[DreamsToMend]

i luv dis video if poeple dont leik dis vid than thier jus dum an dont no nothin aboot nothin.

good luck :)

[juliuschase]

I think you are already better than me when it comes to not being a grammar nazi. I sometimes subtly correct people....

<3

[pensonchains]

So did you find the 2 grammatical errors in my previous comment?

[wecaan]

I like how everyone in here forgot about the "subtle" part of his request.

[pensonchains]

@wecaan I don't think anyone forgot about his request for grammatical errors because everyone I read has at least one or two.

[pensonchains]

What a drag to have been that grammer nazi growing up. I bet you weren't fun to play with.

[donstrom]

Love that shirt with the camera. So much easier to carry than a real SLR.

[makmegs]

i love you're shirt :P

[areinhardt123]

yeah supposably I has bad grammer. I dont see it. But poeple like to pont it out.

[danishguyky]

You're shirt is so boss!

[Uassked4it]

If you, my fine good sire, were in factotum, on a ship of pirates, then your cordage would be most knarled, most knarled indeed.

P.S. Panda

[sleekcartim]

boise, the tree city.

[sleekcartim]

whilst editing, shouldn't have jazz fingas

just slayin

[razellicious]

ROTFL.

[robertbangkok]

You truly did say "anyways!"

And question: do people who like rope handles also like love handles?

[sleekcartim]

only if their hairy (i guess) lol

[TealC926]

I am extremely tempted to put a really out-their comment just to see if it gets in your next video, but instead i decided to do the grammer thing. I don't think this is interesting enough for you to actually read. i should have just stopped typing like 3 sentences ago.

[terranboy]

Hopefully, your lamp uses 3-way bulbs.

[gvcdkg]

awesome deal on the desk and light!!!!

[hanger77]

Aslan is one of my favorite characters on the lamp that is yours.

[jusguyz]

... I think I have a crush on your vacuum

[CallMeBlake1]

The scene about making love with the the your/you're made me laugh so hard I snorted. Thanks for that!

[teehitch]

KIRBY!! My parents rock a Kirby! I wanna rock a kirby, but than I realized I don't have enough money for one.....

[sleekcartim]

I recently sold a NICE 1950 model for $25. watch craigslist...

[cloudscounter]

All you base are belong to us! =]

[theguy240888]

ATM machine...

[IAmTheWoodenDoors]

Win!

[mitchumsport]

I like that camera shirt

[iensjj]

Love your vacuum, and your desk, they are awesome! I know what you mean about the grammar. For me it's kind of different though. English isn't my first language, but I'm pretty good at it, so I tend to correct my friends back home all the time. But then when they correct my dutch it drives me nuts. Ye I'm a hypocrit :p

[psammead]

I hate it when people use the word 'literally' followed by an idiom, like when people say the live 'literally a stones throw from the beach' and its about a mile.

[sleekcartim]

I have a 'Fuck you' billboard.

[puercanihilita]

Rides you on tuestday, nickname? Like the lollipops' clear weather amnesia - Sebastian, the urinal. "Dawg" is a jew kidney from Persia: a cold Stewart, morphine juggers in Riverdale.

[puercanihilita]

Rides you on tuestday, nickname? Like the lollipops' clear weather amnesia - Sebastian, the urinal. "Dawg" is a jew kidney from Persia: a cold Stewart, morphine juggers in Riverdale.

[lyndsibread]

I dig that shirt.

[blackreazor]

sandly.. I do that, but not in english cuz i don't know how to speak it well, but i do it in spanish and french... it knida gets in my nerves when ppl don't speak my native language correctly lol... even though this is hypocritical, I make tons of mistakes in english, and I wish there was someone to correct me, but no one ever does.

[limegreenpotato]

Oh man! I just found youre channel. its like the greatest thing ever! im toadaly subscribing. i think your real intaresting and the topics that ive seen are always good. There hasn't been none that I haven't liked. ...that seriously killed me a bit inside to type that out haha

[keter1234]

Love the vac... you should use it in every vid. It could be your mascot. Like TOTally, man.

[arcadelover]

IS THAT A KIRBY? Wow, u hav an OLD one!

[neptuneswarrior]

Dude. Your. Desk. Is. Awesome. !!!

[sleekcartim]

Lions go ROAR. you know thats their butch voice. when they are with each other they go meow.

[rippinsteo]

This isn't technically grammar related, but, I love it when people say they 'could care less' when they really mean to say that they 'couldn't care less.' :-)

[fabulbabe]

People with they're grammatical errors drives me crazy. It's the principal of it that make me squirm. And sex with a no it all would be to much! So, their!

[negritocute]

you are so right! I hate when my friends correct me... but after a while I started doing it too! but I stopped because I realized I was doing the same thing and it can be very annoying! btw... u're so cute xD

[DaibhiW]

I agree with desktopmarco; "like" is driving me CRAZY too! I wish people would realize that there is nothing wrong with pausing momentarily when speaking. Jared, I'm not singling you out because at least you don't use it as much as many others do (young girls seem to be especially obsessed with the use of "like"). Luv ya!

[Kana3182]

I just realised how shiny you're wall is.

[Blueaveo3568]

I met this girl once while eating lunch at McDonald's. She asked if she could join me and I said she sure could. We spoke for an hour. I decided I din't really like her as she effected an air of superiority.

[tht2323]

I am still watching you because of a deep need of understand your world, which I find amazingly interesting.

Glad you have not become boared with all of this, yet.

(2 errors in the above - find them)

Peace!

[microphonium]

I had a friend who used to correct everyone's grammar. Eventually he figured out that we didn't enjoy it, it was probably the fact that we yelled at him every time it happened... He's great now.

[warrenjames38]

U r u so hot and freaking intelligent you homo sapien sapien and you seem to bring out the erectus out of many of us.

Please pardon my weird/dirty words, i couldn't help it.

[Lucky7777777]

I took there clothes off and had sex all night long.

[gheridarigaaz]

Bwahaha!!! Social Acceptance and admiration drives you!!! ...I think... As it does I!!! (is it an I or me?)

[adamblogsyou]

Well this video was quite the adventure.

I have to say I find people who correct spelling and grammar intolerable. Unless I ask you to check it, your being an absolute douche correcting my spelling. People who do that usually just have nothing good to say so they correct spelling to feel worthy.

[desktopmarco]

You (and most other Americans) MUST stop using "like" in every second sentence - when did THAT creep into the American language (it certainly is NOT used that way in the ENGLISH language!!!). It is padding and grammatically redundant. Almost as bad as "uhm".

[JackTaylor912]

There's a lot of people at my college what talk right funny like.

[CanadienDuck99]

haha thats a really annoying thing that people do! Correct other people when they talk. :P

[sleekcartim]

kirby secretly laffs along with me.

[sleekcartim]

Ahh asshat wonder redeemed ish. ala Tosh 2.0.

Is that hair in that rope handle, or is just naturally fuzzy?

...made ya look meh

[PickThisCar]

@jhc2010 it's so true :)

[Kezzybob]

I wish this was something I could relate to but really I can't =D

(In all honesty that was the only way I could think to put in that particular grammatical error. I'm sorry if I spoiled your Detective Grammar fun :< )

Incorrect grammar bothers the hell out of me but I'm getting a lot better at not correcting people. (And I'm sorry, correcting a friend on an actual paper IS actually doing them a favor. "I have correct grammar when I feel like it" my ass.)

[Leopardmetalhead]

Lol, Lions don't make Cat sounds.. Ha! Im correcting you on your animal noises instead of grammar. lol

[peetmick]

sweat video dude, sweat video.

[eddiefive]

Funny. Very clever. I'm guilty of this.

[Edazon92]

Your really funny. :]

[944twist]

Haha you're videos are so cool.

Yay for purposefully failing.

[candace2224]

marry me

[LacryAlex]

Jared, gimme a man after midnight.

[BroughtbytheletterZ]

You're tame. People are dying around you.

[emointheory]

you totally remind me of a teacher at my school. That's a good thing, because he's quite amusing.

[DorEnErnil]

I'm a quasi-grammar Nazi. It annoys me when I do it...except to people that deserve it.

I'm a little too elitist for my own good.

[heartspillxx]

I thought that I was a grammar nazi.. Then I met my boyfriend.. Haha. He is so much worse than me.

[Tarhiel]

Sweet jeebus! Save us from the homosexters with bad grandmar!

I start to believe The Robotanist´s theory about your vacuum cleaner evolution. He´s always on some spotty place in your videos :)

[LorienTheYounger]

Love the "...I wonder what my neighbours think of me" bit.

[JaykXD]

I really think that people making grammatical mistakes is there own fault.

(ok i tried to be clever, but intentionally messing up a "their" physically pains me T.T Lol, i'm an english nerd too)

so...... their*

[tehdark]

Apparently, African Honey Badgers have been known to kill lions by ripping off their scrotums.....whoa.

[DarkNight886]

Wait, is that a picture just more wrapping paper within the frame?

[mattknow]

I haven't corrected someone's grammar in a while, but it's an ongoing struggle. Every time I see 15 items or less I want to take a sharpie to it and write "fewer". If you haven't checked her out, Grammar Girl has a great podcast about grammar tips and everyday grammar errors. {I attempted to intentionally write something grammatically incorrect, but I can't... I just can't.}

[theclaybird]

Your shirt is epic!!!!! Oh also your videos always put me in a hppy mood. I don't know why but they just do. :)

[cgrav98]

"Oh, and find a person who you can also put in the videos"

Haha, find that one too!

[cgrav98]

I wish I was able to make videos as good at this!

Hehe (Find the grammatical mistake there, pretty easily done though!)

[epyksOne]

Give me your shirt!

[blowtup]

CAN I haS CHesse berger?

[Zahkerie]

Grammar Nazis bother me as well! Especially since I make really obvious grammatical errors when I speak. I always say, "I think I've done good" or something to that effect when I should say "I think I've done well." I make little mistakes like that all the time that earn me constant reminders from the grammatically-inclined. (I believe there is at least one grammatical error in my comment). :P Anyways, great video!

[soco13466]

How about Facebook and those games, such as Farmville- "Joe found a lonely pink cow on "their" farm." AAAACHKKK!

[rhyanova]

Loved'ed to watch youre videos...lol

[Amiduffer]

Deliberately making mistakes is against the Geneva Code.

[NeonValentine]

Your fantastic. ^.^

[Arrialovesyou]

I like your videos. You're different than all the other people that I'm subscribed too.

[Ronc303c]

Screw the grammar, you got 2 vacuum machines?  I saw them in the vacuuming clip. Yes I did.

Dudette, that is overkill.

[JCJasion]

People like that are anal retentive.

[amystriker]

Yes! the vacuum made a cameo appearance!

[yowshi87]

"How deep is your love" was that at the very end? Despite such randomness, great video lol

[AnarchoHumanist]

Sometimes I really want to ask people to not split their infinitives. Nine times out of ten it is totally avoidable and seems to just not sound right. : )

But of course, I never want to be that big of a douchebag, so I keep it to myself. There are far worse things to worry about in our society.

[littlestarz231]

Carle the lama who wears a hat and like to eat hands says hello.

[ownthecity]

Many consider louis a punk, but I myself tolerate him. Which brings me to ask myself, why?

im pretty sure theres a couple?

[Thomas454]

when you said that you cant believe that we still watch you i just realised how stupid yet funny your videos are and that you're pretty much just taking the piss out of your own sense of humour a lot of the time

[WhirledSol]

I love how you incorporated the novel bit from Family Guy in there. <---Grammar Error(s)

[focking42]

The thing that surprises the most is how most of English native speakers cannot make the difference betwee it's and its. An apostrophe that can change it all. LOL.

I'm a linguist, speaking properly is my major.

[weskos]

@focking42 Wow! It appears Jared is very popular with linguists. I'm a grad student in linguistics at the University of Minnesota.

[technite07]

I love your camera t-shirt!! Can you tell me where you got it? :D

[airportecology]

I get so annoyed when people correct my grammar. People go out of their way just to do it cause they know it gets to me. Seriously English is one annoying language

[abnormallyfunny]

Actually... yeh, other people have probably said this but I don't mind typo's or simple mistakes... BUT I really can't stnd it wn ppl strt tpng in txt spk wch is rly dfclt2 ndrstnd nd it tks u ages to wrk ut wt thr syin.

P.S. lv ur vids ;D

[ownthecity]

...that took me at least 6 minutes 2 understand hahaha

[ericos]

Jared, ik vind je geweldig. Je kamer ziet er echt leuk uit trouwens.

What about correcting Dutch grammar? ;)

[ericos]

Jared, ik vind je geweldig. Je kamer ziet er echt leuk uit trouwens.

What about correcting Dutch grammar? ;)

[schmoe56789]

there weren't as much sex as the video title suggested, but there was thankfully more camera shirts and vacuums!

[StandardToaster1000]

i admit i am a bit of a grammar nazi but THANK GOD! i'm not that bad :P

[Dexter74656]

So glad your back making videos again - highlight of my day!

;) (I count at least 2 above)

[Dexter74656]

so glad you're back making videos again - you brighten my day!