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  • Fake

  • This is really funny!

  • If you want to get rid of Jehovah's witnesses then this is what you say first you say your trespassing and if that dosent work then say I'm a satanist and if that dosent work say you have 5 seconds to get off my property or I will have to use force

  • That's there right to go door to door, shit if you don't like it say no thanks, an close the door

  • This is how atheists have fun :D

  • LOL

    

  • This is so funny cause people like this always come to my house and annoy us. So my parents ignore them, until they knock like 10 times. Then we tell them to get the he'll out of here.

  • fuck god and everything about him!! and yes people i am going to hell deal wit it!!

  • @XxTheGoOfYxX FUK UR ASS! NEVER SAY THAT ABOUT GOD! I AM BAPTZIED AND DID MY COMMUNION! NOW NEVER SAY THAT ABOUT OUR LORD!

  • @littlegagamonster246 lmao >XD like i give shit!? fuck him! god might have a place where people shouldnt have to worry about anything going wrong and all that bullshit!.. and how come the world is such a shitty place!?

  • @XxTheGoOfYxX I agree with you. God is a mystery, nothing more.

  • Haha They got owned so bad! Good job! xD

  • If this is real then this is possibly the greatest thing iv ever seen!....what? they had it coming and you know it!

  • someone needs to clean their house.

  • Fake!

  • So religious people don't like the tears of god :D

  • that's some funny shit I will use this idea next time..

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHA­HHAHA STUPID RELIGIOUS PEOPLE

  • thats hilarious looked questionable but ill just enjoy it for what is is hilarious

  • Finally somebody stood up to those Johova bitchness faggots

  • @yoyorapper24 hey its their thing relax.

  • This was so obviously set up...

  • Religious people are crazy shit.

  • Lol this was messed up but funny

  • Please tell me they were sued.

  • FAKE

  • get in the house get in the thouse GET IN THE HOUSE!!!

    LMAO!!! :D

  • i would have taken a crow bar with me to the door

  • lol, you got owned by the mormons. You were fucking terrified of the guy.

  • LOL this reminds me of Oblivion LMAO

  • He sounds like johnny depp in "Fear and loathing in las vegas"

  • ROFL

  • They are trying to fight you on your property, you could have sued them so bad!

  • HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

    that was fucking hilarious!!!

  • I'm not racist, but tell me I wasn't the only one thinking that the guys were going to start yelling stuff at the Johova Witness people that involve his race? (ARE YOU ASSAULTING ME BECAUSE I'M BLACK?!)

    :D <3 I mean no disrespect.

  • your going to hell! lmao

  • 60 people are johovas witnesses

  • The largest outpost of the jehovas witnesses is in my town. theyre fucking sketchy, im not kidding, their like cultists. they prey on old people too. they tried to hone in on my dad. he was realy using them to practice his spanish but they figured they were getting close to recruiting him to their cult. theyd start sendng more n more people, evry day. eventually he told them what he was doing, and they never came back. i cant wait until they bug me so i can tell them to go fuck themselves

  • you are gods! haha i love you for doing this XD

  • @AuralMonster Agreed lol.

  • they were all like XD, then the couple were like ):O

    waking people up in the morning, you get nailed with a balloon

  • Shot the bitches

  • In Soviet Russia, humans created God.

  • FAKERS NEWB~

  • Check out my channel! I've got some really funny video...LOL!

  • I'll come back and burn your place

  • FAKE

  • i got these peeps just today, too old bidies, i couldn't say get lost but i really wanted to. best of time bastards. it wouldn't be so bad but they come by my street so often it's annyoing. normally i see them walking around and so when the door knocks, i ignore it but today i didn't see them and i was expecting a builder so i didn't think twice about opening the door. piece of shit idiots need to get a fucking life. i don't give a shit about fucking Jesus. go fuck your selves.

  • LOL

  • thank you for this

  • You guys are so disrespectful. All their doing is trying to preach about God and Jesus and you not only reject them but also reject God and Jesus by your childish actions... You both should feel ashamed.

  • @Mr517519 who the fuck cares? if there is a god may he please strike me down with lightningbolts from my azz right now!.. oh wait nothing happend.

  • lmao!! god i LOVE you guys!!!  fricken angry religious people xD

  • GAY AND FAKE

  • @MEXICANPACHUCO14 are u mad bro?

  • @slice0001 No WTF?

  • @MEXICANPACHUCO14 die infinitely in the balls.

  • omfg, that was AWESOME. nice vid!

  • you guys are legends......., "you just got nailed with a baloon their"

  • non violent huh?...get the fuck out of here!... LMAO Feisty woman. I'd like to make her call out God's name ;)

  • non violent huh?...get the fuck out of here!... LMAO

  • Lol thats gotta be staged

  • fuckin pussy hit him back

  • hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha lmao i want to do this so bad to these fuckers... I would have beatin the shit out of that guy for getting aggressive with me... I also would come out with a paintball gun and light them the fuck up

  • This was fake. Jehovah's Witnesses don't dress like that. They were dressed more like Mormans, but Mormans don't let ladies go door-to-door. Poorly done. Besides, JESUS is the only way. These sinners must repent for their lie of a video, or they'll go to Hell. Jesus judges you by the LEAST of your actions. So, if you tie your show without Jesus, he will condemn you!

  • @SinnersGoToHell hahahah lmao you're just as bad dude! hahahaha you're a fucking crazy nutbag yourself lmao!!! Going to hell? How are they going to hell when hell doesn't fucking exist! haha you're retarded... You're wasting your life dude. Believing in such nonsense... it's pathetic.. you're pathetic. Get a life and stop believing in fairy tales..

  • as a wonder demotivational poster said:

    RELIGION

    treat it like your genitalia

    dont show it off in public

    and don't shove it down your children's throats

  • Ok, this was just rude. If you dont want to talk to them, don't answer your door. The only thing funny was how the camera man bitched up real quick once the Jehovah's Witness kook got mad.

  • this is sooo funny HAHAHAHA

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  • *opens door* The fuck outta here!

  • those 2 guys r genius

  • lol you cant goes to hell for throwing a water balloon at someone. you would go to hell for.....killing a priest lolz

  • Hahaha

  • That was immature.

  • I think she would be do-able if you got her in regular woman's clothes and undid her hair.

  • Best vid EVAR!!

  • 666 comments fuck yea I've wanted to get back at asswholes like that for a long time next time they cum to my house I'm doin the exact same thing thx brah

  • @hammie419 and if i ever hear anyone in my immediate vicinity use the term "brah" i will forego the water balloon with a lead balloon

  • GET IN THE HOUSE! GET IN THE HOUSE!

  • those are mormons not witnesses

  • i like to tell jehovas witnesses i used to be a jehovas witness, they aren't allowed to talk to you so they'll leave as fast as they can

  • NICE! very well done! teach those pricks

  • FAKE!

  • I just say im Christans and shut the door in there face. Eveyones Happy.

  • @Lifejustneedsdeath

    what means u cant post great vids like this one. i laughed my ass off man.

    good job (Y)

  • @ILoveKimber4Evr your right he wont send you to hell for everything. as long as you except him as your lord and savior and ask for forgiveness he will forgive you and you will go to heaven lol. If these are mormans they are wrong because mormons added on to the bible and it says in revelations that if you add to this book all of its curses will be added to you. shows how much they know.

  • @ILoveKimber4Evr Have you ever read the bible?

  • @ILoveKimber4Evr

    I fully agree. God has infinitive forgiveness. You know the old saying "To err is human to forgive is divine". I believe that God would love Hitler as much as he does me. All the hell talk is just a way to scare people in to believing what they want you to believe. Faith and fear are two different things though!

  • @80lightelmo Oh, shut up.

  • You people are sick thinking this is funny! This ticks me of cuz I don't think this is silly crap their saying!! I kno wat they were saying was inaprobate but still! Ticks me freakin off! -:(

  • @jellyjazzshow awh little johavo backup anal guard guy. Cry wah wah

  • waS the first 30 seconds even necessary?

  • fake and dumb

  • god is probably crackin up watchin this video

  • Hahaha real religious.

  • This is some funny shit. I can't believe in this century that people are still knocking on doors selling religious myths. My fellow Heathens will enjoy my short animation "Religious fanatic tries to convert Atheist" on my channel.

  • getting physical with anyone is childish. nigger needs to get a job so he's not sleeping at noon, then they wont be waking his ghetto ass up. and why is dipshit pissed at the end at the JW for getting violent?

  • @tapgeek79 very christ like of you im sure god would be proud of that... :P NOT looks like YOUR gona burn in hell :)

  • @lightbrightshaymin  well id believe you IF i believed in god. and about hell . . . do you really believe there's a red man that lives in the core of the earth with horns on his head?!?!?! lol i believe there are giants above the clouds when you climb a bean stalk, doesnt mean either of us are correct :D have a happy new year!

  • @tapgeek79 sir, im atheist...

  • These fuckers going around bothering people at their houses telling fake bullshit stories and morals deserve to get their ass kicked!

  • seems like this was a rehearsed...

  • lol she said" your going to hell!"

    rofl

  • Lol peace love and racism in the morning ahh what nice people

  • i hate jehovas witnesses!

  • thank you for posting... somes up religeon nicely

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    You can hear him say "nigger" if you listen close enough.

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  • that was too good! makes me wanna go to temple square in SLC, dress like a missionary and start shit with people. good times!!!!

  • god lord i hate those religious people they are more annoying than the flies

  • just answer the door naked, gets rid of anyone! i did that when some mormons knocked in my door, sent them packing!

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  • throwing water balloons, really? Just ask them to leave freaking no lifers -,-

  • @Shikazhi

    nope,that woudent of been funny :D

  • @Shikazhi its water and i bet its sunny and warm, and they diserve it.

  • If they are Jehovah's Witnesses, you are allowed to throw ketchup and or mustard

    on them. They do NOT like water balloons, however.

  • its funny because religious people tend to be the angriest people we know

  • I'll come to there 'get together' provided there is an open bar hehehe. Hummmmm, after watching the whole thing , maybe I better bring a gun for pertection from there people of god lol.

  • just one word... fake

  • This video is fake! No Witness would call a non-Witness a 'brother' straight out like that. The man is also too quick to swear. A Witness would have to really be worked up to swear that quickly. I thought it was fake when the women says 'You're going to Hell!' Anyone who knows even a little about JWs would know Hell isn't part of Witnesses's doctrine.

    Amusing but totally fake :)

  • @mousegeek How do you even know they're "witnesses"? And you can't judge how they're going to behave just because they're part of a religion.

  • @EchoplexTheUltimatum

    I'm saying they're NOT Witnesses! Have you made a typo and left out 'not' in your comment?

    Witnesses do not believe in Hell! It's a big thing for them. "The New World Translation" (the Bible translation done by the Watchtower) has a index of quotes they believe show Hell isn't a literal place. No Jehovah's Witnesses would say 'You're going to Hell'. Do a Google search for 'Jehovah's Witnesses+ Hell' and you're see what I mean. I

  • @mousegeek I meant where does the video imply that they're "witnesses"?

  • @EchoplexTheUltimatum

    Oh right. It doesn't actually state that they are Witnesses but I think we're suppose to believe they are: knocking on doors (Mormons do that too but Witnesses more known for doing it); they're carry magazines that look like The Watchtower and the man looks like he's carrying the 'Live Forever' book; they say 'Brother' which is the greeting Witnesses use.

    I don't think Mormons - unless Beck - would lose it so quickly either :)

  • If these people are really Jehovah's Witnesses why did one say 'I hope you go to Hell!' Jehovah's Witnesses don't believe Hell exists. Is this video for real?

  • Jehovas witnesses are not christians, but regardless...this one is prob fake.

  • tht wasnt right of you guys but lol i laughed, they may annoying but dont throw water ballons at them, lol the lady said ur going to hell because a guy threw a water ballon at her.

  • This is exactly why I hate christians.  They fuckin woke them up early in the morning. The fuckin jesus worshipers went on their property and tried to shove their foolish bullshit of a religion down their throats. Then when the stupid ass christian woman gets pissed off she tells them that they are "going to hell"!!! YOU CAN'T GO TO A PLACE THAT ISN'T REAL! This type of shit pisses me off!!!!!! I hate christians and I want them killed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!

  • @AustriaRollerblading That was johova withness or something like that.. Christans are to lazy to be waking people up to preach to the choir..

  • @DrifterXYX Ohh, well it's still religious holy rollers anyways.

  • @AustriaRollerblading Im a child of god but I don't act like this... Those two people were crazy, and no way would I go up to some strangers house to try and give them something that they don't want. Im a 15 year old kid and im not selling cookies so noone is going tol really buy anything I sell anyway... But my view point is this, If you want to learn something then you go to it and not let it come to you,,,

  • @DrifterXYX Obviously you don't know who I am. I've been a preachers child in a 100 percent christian family all my life. And I haven't even gone out and looked for shit like this, this shit comes to me because of my mom and dads religion! Know who your dealing with before you say shit too me. And most christians do act like this! Sorry, it's just christianity vs. human nature...so deal with it. THERE IS NO GOD!!!

  • @AustriaRollerblading I was speaking in general, Your personal life is your personal life but im just saying if you wanted to learn also speaking in general..

    And maybe you should really know what a true christian is... Because last time I checked God has no religion, To much do people label themselves as Christians or whatever religion, they are... Its simple your a child of God and thats that, You either choose God or you don't either way your still Gods child...

  • @DrifterXYX

    Going door to door is not how you spread your message and any real Christian knows that. That may have worked 2000 years ago, but it doesn't fly that way now. Christians have other methods of doing this. St. Nicholas for example brought his best friend to the church by being a living example, never once asking him if he wanted to be baptized...... unfortunately though most Christians don't do this sort of thing.

  • That was well mannered holy-rollers for you!!!We know who's really going to hell.lol

  • lolz "asshole" "your going to hell"

  • the guys who did this should have steped it up a notch....pee in a ballon..or follow them home and do a flameing doorstop prank

  • LMAO!!!

  • YOUR GOING TO HELL!!!!! - angry religious bitch...

  • I rofl'd

  • looks like god himself came down from heaven

  • @ryangr7g

    Man George Carlin was the best. No offence.

  • something tells me this is fake!!!

  • yep...fake....

  • That's freaking hallarious..!!!! XD

  • wow you two guys are pussys ''he hit me!! hit him with a water balloon!!!

  • religion causes more corruption than politics...it's a fact.

  • that happens all around my town dumbass religious people waking u up at 9 in the morning,who the hell cares if god exists or not

  • lol call the cops on the fucking jehova's witness lololol

  • I dont care if this is fake its funny

  • First, This is obviously a fake. No real christian would act like that, there's a thing such as Righteous fury, but the way they handled it here was just off.

    Second, this is a true testament to how far people have fallen. The way most people in here just point and laugh is, well.. despicable. Granted, I might have done something similar in the past, but i changed my ways after i took a hard look at the world. I just hope most people will do the same, before it's too late.

  • @Lundolf I like how you still have faith... Im not religious or anything all I know is that at the end theres death and Im hoping theres a happy place or something that allows me to be in peace. I believe in god.... but I dont believe in the bible or any teachings thats led by humans about religion..... I still think video is fuckin hilarious. LOL

  • @SALmetalseven

    Great that you believe in God. What you have to understand is that God does not look down on religions and go "oh, i like this one best, they are the ones that I will give my grace to". Get this religion based idea out of your head and realize that you there is two ways for you to be able to join god in heaven when you die. I'd love to discuss anything with you if you're interrested. There's far to little room here for me to even begin trying to explain to you.

    Best wishes

  • @SALmetalseven Hey i dont belive in god heaven or hell but i hope like you that after we die that we get reborn and have another life or maybe the same life but this time a good life so nothing bad happens or i hope its a place of peace

  • @Maiden6171 maybe we get sent to the next of the billions of slivers dementions and just keep going

  • yo i would hav told them to f off LOL

  • Your going to hell xD i loled all the way through that

  • lol hard to tell if this was fake or not, funny pissing those ppls off and saying you going to hell for this lol.

  • I answered the door naked with a shotgun once, I have never seen them since.

  • Theres something called dont shove your religon down my throat.

  • LOL hahahahahahahaa

    I love this.

  • get in the house? lol

  • HAHAHA lol religion 

  • i would have got the hose

  • rofl one minute they're being nice and saying brother? brother? you wanna go to this thing? and next minute they'