Well Mordeth, sacrifice had to be made, so that bad Karma wouldn't strike you later on, in an unopportune time. You had to make a move, to satisfy their thirst for revenge, by cleverly substituting your dog in lieu of yourself. The selling of the carcass, was only practical right? <i>'Waste not, want not.'</i>
Now that everything settled satisfactorily, (with the exception of the two victims) sunny days ahead. Gee I wish I could replace the word 'sunny'. It just doesn't feel right anymore...
havent been around much but im glad to see youre still at it you silly bastard. funny about the dog eating, ive got a friend down in SoCal that could barbeque the fuck out of shao-mei...
I not only eat pig, but I eat women as well & they also are AT LEAST equal to a dog in intelligence. (Lord please forgive me for that joke as I really do love my wife dearly for putting up with my sorry ass.)
mordeth.. thats something ive been meaning to ask you really, how are the animal rights and diet out there? and what is your stance on it all? it would be good to hear your views
the sunflower assassins or assunssins as i call them are responsible for wiping out my more than half my village. we took measures to protect ourselves by concreting over all the soil for miles around so they couldn't grow and to prevent them making an army we are spraying ourselves with aerosols and leaving our engines running to raise earths temperature, so they wilt and die. you didn't stand chance shao-mei, mordeth, there was nothing u could do. nothing :D
i knew those sunflowers had weapons of mass destruction...i think we should send more dogs in...its time to bring the fight to them...plus i want to send 5billion dollars in relief efforts to feed the non-combatant flowers...what do you mean how can i tell the difference between the combatant and non-combatant...fuck it lets send 10billion and aid them all
hello you guys really need to watch mordeth13 vid's their like (like) no way in hell he would sell his dog and then eat it... mordeth funny vid. I love all your vid's keep it up. O' and nice intro on your part 1 sunflower vid.
Wow very good work. People may see this as a stupidity but making something like this is a rare jewel. Its obviously a joke but the seriousness behind it makes it so believeable. By seriousness I mean the music, the words, the whole feel. Good job :P
What happened to the dog?
1velocegsxr 5 years ago
Great gags haha
FredSpade 5 years ago
OMG he killed his dog driving over it with his scooter.
finishing off a suffering dog is ok .. but with a scooter?
tejayce 5 years ago
I havnt seen ur vids in a while, but its great to see the vids havnt lost the great qualety :) u still make me laugh like hell dude :D
diddlidoo 5 years ago
Well Mordeth, sacrifice had to be made, so that bad Karma wouldn't strike you later on, in an unopportune time. You had to make a move, to satisfy their thirst for revenge, by cleverly substituting your dog in lieu of yourself. The selling of the carcass, was only practical right? <i>'Waste not, want not.'</i>
Now that everything settled satisfactorily, (with the exception of the two victims) sunny days ahead. Gee I wish I could replace the word 'sunny'. It just doesn't feel right anymore...
wotan20 5 years ago
That might have been disturbing if it wasn't so funny. Or was it the other way around? Oh well.
buddhamind 5 years ago
you are a crazy man mordeth.... funny though
moppwns 5 years ago
equal to a dog in intelligence thats funny
Stealthtube1 5 years ago
mordeth u always remind me why im subscribed to u that was really funny^^
fffvsr 5 years ago
isn't shao mei some kind of dim sum. i would have wanted to eat her too hahah
willi4mtrinh 5 years ago
ur a silly mofo hahahah
icallitdro 5 years ago
thats it i think you US should Invade the sunflower patch , lets liberate those poor things XD
emergency56 5 years ago
havent been around much but im glad to see youre still at it you silly bastard. funny about the dog eating, ive got a friend down in SoCal that could barbeque the fuck out of shao-mei...
SoundRoss 5 years ago
I not only eat pig, but I eat women as well & they also are AT LEAST equal to a dog in intelligence. (Lord please forgive me for that joke as I really do love my wife dearly for putting up with my sorry ass.)
Texcentric 5 years ago
Have you read "Ringworld" by Larry Niven by any chance? Because the Sunflowers on Ringworld WILL kill you!
Texcentric 5 years ago
omg are you trying to kill me? seriously I can't breath, too funny. tooo funny. It hurts. Your just yummy Mordeth.
scandalousjen 5 years ago
stupid whoreflowers!
swass001 5 years ago
Nuke em
stupidhead164 5 years ago
Just letting you know I still watch your vids.
This was quite funny. Keep Em Comin. :)
Calamarhi 5 years ago
DAMN SUNFLOWERS !
InnocentlyxEvil 5 years ago
okay THAT was 2 funny
mylilsin 5 years ago
She was defenceless Mordeth. There was nothing to do to save her. RIP.... So how much did you make? Did you even have a bite?
Humori 5 years ago
mordeth.. thats something ive been meaning to ask you really, how are the animal rights and diet out there? and what is your stance on it all? it would be good to hear your views
hondageezer 5 years ago
Man you actually sold the corpse of your dog to your neighbors to EAT? You're a freaking moron.
I cooked and ate mine myself. Tasted like chicken. Oh well, you still have bao-bao
dfst7 5 years ago
come on mordeth,back on the minibus!
ridinray 5 years ago
Soooooo sick
trantrum 5 years ago
lol that was pretty good.
BigMikeX21 5 years ago
hahaha
AIDSmonkey88 5 years ago
mord3th is on crack again.
Dubber9sx 5 years ago
lmao...
ponder2006 5 years ago
the sunflower assassins or assunssins as i call them are responsible for wiping out my more than half my village. we took measures to protect ourselves by concreting over all the soil for miles around so they couldn't grow and to prevent them making an army we are spraying ourselves with aerosols and leaving our engines running to raise earths temperature, so they wilt and die. you didn't stand chance shao-mei, mordeth, there was nothing u could do. nothing :D
dom272 5 years ago
NOOOO, fuck it We are going to war. dog never saw it coming. "Lets Kill These Bitches"
NeONaZi666 5 years ago
Shao-Mei dos that mean somthing? like your other dog has a name that means somthing (Ba-Bao)
kaizerballing 5 years ago
ranslate to little beauty in mandarin
oooALICEooo 5 years ago
we must rise up and destory the impending sunflower invasion
MokongX3M 5 years ago
ha ha ha that is a cool answer
kaizerballing 5 years ago
nooooooo!
echanos 5 years ago
Time for a War against Sunflowerism!
brainhell 5 years ago
did ur dog really die or were u jking
huskersfan1 5 years ago
Poodle Noodles?
ParticleFyzix 5 years ago
lmao
slaininjektilo 5 years ago
thanks...cant say im not into politics even though i wish i was more involved
everlongprod 5 years ago
I don't know what's better...the video itself or the video description. great job.
hanz787 5 years ago
Yep. Everybody's crazy excpet me!
Jagcycle 5 years ago
YOYOYO! ur rite! it dus look tasty! paw dog getting sold, see wot i did there? i sed paw instead of poor, lol
sandes1988 5 years ago
Dude...
I'm thinking he is serious about asking you if you sold yer dawg to the neighbours..Now will the defendant please answer the question, eh..
sqrhed 5 years ago
Dog meat! yum. yum. yum.
scottsside 5 years ago
You should be a narrator or voice over guy for like movie adverts you would do a great job at that. Loved the video
SeiShoonZung 5 years ago
great vid
davidabailey 5 years ago
i knew those sunflowers had weapons of mass destruction...i think we should send more dogs in...its time to bring the fight to them...plus i want to send 5billion dollars in relief efforts to feed the non-combatant flowers...what do you mean how can i tell the difference between the combatant and non-combatant...fuck it lets send 10billion and aid them all
everlongprod 5 years ago
" maybe or notfunny whatever fuck you "
oooALICEooo 5 years ago
did that ointment get rid of ur rash??
sandes1988 5 years ago
huh?
oooALICEooo 5 years ago
(play along ill explain later)
sandes1988 5 years ago
when's later?
yea, you're a little young for me
oooALICEooo 5 years ago
haha jk you're kinda hot...not ahhahaha
oooALICEooo 5 years ago
hahahaha, u act like no1 has ever sed that to me b4 :| im quite a dish thankyou very much. unlike urself
sandes1988 5 years ago
hahahaha! Torch the field, its the only way...
XtwoshipsX 5 years ago
Burn Babt Burn!!
ScrewFearMe 5 years ago
Mordeth13, you are such a geek . . . but you make me laugh so I love you!
sukatra 5 years ago
keep up the good random work~ M13!! let us see more Taiwan :D
Kashio 5 years ago
LOL!!!
svdk 5 years ago
get all chemical warfare on those sunflowers and dump a load of weed killer on them.
deadnights 5 years ago
em crazy killers sunflower, bust out the weed eater mordeth!
devinkees 5 years ago
LMAO! I warned you man! Better play nice with flowers from now on. LOL 8-)
NarlyZX12 5 years ago
looks like it has some poodle in it...somewhere down the line.
zopher 5 years ago
Yummmmm.... Taste like chicken
MotoXHawaii 5 years ago
Ok ok! Just making sure. Great vid.
sample13 5 years ago
hello you guys really need to watch mordeth13 vid's their like (like) no way in hell he would sell his dog and then eat it... mordeth funny vid. I love all your vid's keep it up. O' and nice intro on your part 1 sunflower vid.
511graphix 5 years ago
Excellent video, Shao Mei...Rest in Peace
MrMax89 5 years ago
ALRIGHT!!! the vacation vids have started!!!
cglobe 5 years ago
HAAHAHAHAH!
Talonhardin21 5 years ago
Wow very good work. People may see this as a stupidity but making something like this is a rare jewel. Its obviously a joke but the seriousness behind it makes it so believeable. By seriousness I mean the music, the words, the whole feel. Good job :P
benladesh 5 years ago
yombotolompi made a poetry video yesterday, January 27,
about When Dogs Pass On. Recommended for all animal pals.
speedcrayzy 5 years ago
hahaha fucking great. love your sence of hummor man. keep up the good work
x87octanex 5 years ago
I'm the neighbor. Mordeth even had a bite.
Globalpack 5 years ago
you are a sad little man hahahaha
sharkirule 5 years ago
LOL at "you did look really tasty."
coolguyfilms 5 years ago
lol, awesomely funny vid.
Cahuix 5 years ago
Are you serious about your dog dying?
InsanelyViolent 5 years ago
yes....
Zanzo7 5 years ago
u forgot to put "no animals were hurt in the making of this video" unless.... ahhh!!!
Zanzo7 5 years ago
LoL great vid.. "I sold you to my neighbors to eat" Great.
thegame9100 5 years ago
Are you serious about selling your dog to your neighbors?
sample13 5 years ago
='(
RIP shao-mei.
sdrgnzhong 5 years ago
lol 1st comment. so ya it was a fairly decent sequal s.p. the the previous one
ibeam06 5 years ago
Lol. Was only gonna give 4 stars till I saw the writing at the end... lol. Good stuff.
Neon8787 5 years ago
erst
Hekkenschutze 5 years ago
hahaha the music is hilarious. "you did look tasty" another funny video. first comment!
ISaulPaul 5 years ago