Play Him Off, Keyboard Cat - Girlfriend Application

[THEgrandPOOPbah]

What that fuck are you?

[goddesselppy]

OMG, my dream man!

[ericpker]

if someone could point me to this persons contact link so i can inspire him eat some vitamins and less sugary/processed foods...

weed is the shit.

[LurryDaStallion]

Did Chivalry Died?

[thatg98y6]

at least he is honest

[kckinsmcg]

lol I have a Viagra ad in the corner.

[LACSMOB]

t.rolled

[StalkingRainbow]

10/10

[SkyGeneralHavok]

He just trolled everyone hardcore lol.

[123Llife]

I'm scared ;[

[hlokaty]

Is this guy for real or is he Trolling?

[SayedArmaniBoy]

LOL the cat at end made the video the funniest shit ever AHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA....HEs bipolar meaning he can be a psychopath

[mdhookey]

Winning...

[NYCParkourAddict]

lol wtf hhahhahaha. Oh boy.

[mostwantedlilmami176]

he has all the qualities i want in a man!!! =DDDD

[oL0MAXv]

im gunna gut your face off with a haksaw and they chop ur nob off and make u swallow it¬!

[superneddy]

Hmmmm goes for legal age at least.... no pedobear for him

[BlurryWater14]

<3

[brucesv912]

He looks like he plays Horde

[redreaper2020]

LOL basement dweller

[Zydake654]

LOL

[iamweapon]

hahaha, if you're 16 and you live in michigan, ill fuck ya

[MoriyaMug]

He's supposed to be 20? He looks 12.

[armymarshal]

A six inch penis,...That IT Damn You Small

[ps2player41]

that night 20 hookers responded to this video

[jackofblades94]

lol fail life

[warcry420]

all of you ladies out there in internet land should give this guy a call. at least hes honest

[tygster22]

Speaking of weed. There are 420 Comments on this video. Sorry to make it 421.

[iloveeverythingful]

Awww this guy is soo sweet:

"I have a six inch penis, but it doesn't matter though because you're probably not hot enough to get it up"

"You can fuck other guys"

"I want to get a job to get money for weed"

"If you're 16 I'll fuck you"

"By the time you're 40 or 50, my Uncle will die off"

Everything you need in a boyfriend.

[iloveeverythingful]

"Anybody who thinks I'm hot" - now that would be interesting...

[turtle44344]

is his hair leaking?

[atilasimas13]

misfits hairstyle kkkkkkkk

[brokenlifeless22]

OH BABY! He seem's the perfect type to bring home to my momma! bahahahhaa.

[BonJovi5007]

I'm a dude and I'd fuck him for that million

[xiber88]

This guy sounds like a winner to me!

[xMusicalMelancholyx]

oh baby... dont... dont tease me o-o"

[Wolkeyfentah]

You know, he made that video because he's a cannibal troll. He's troll that feeds on other trolls. Visit the KnowYourMeme channel. Still, paired with keyboard cat gives it an air of legitimacy. :)

[WanderingRover]

this guy is representative of 90% of American white males.

[hiroiam]

america's average

[james1200]

Man, I wish I had a vagina so I could be all over your sweet ass!

[byebyelove31]

really?

[salams3]

UR REALL HOT U SEXY BEAST UR ARE THE FUCKING MOST HOTTEST EVA

RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR­RRR

[tobbetobbebobbob]

omg... FACEPALM!

[SmokeYourGanjaRaw]

if its real...its fkn sad.

[CptnMoosingle]

Oh baby. What a stud.

[jpr11011]

Wow.  Sounds like a winner :|

[TheLindzaaa]

Lol he really doesn't have emotion. The whole thing was emotionless. I love that cat

[wazithefreak]

Watch til 0:21 then just skip to 2:08, nuff said.

[sophiebrownnn]

you're probably not hot enough to get it up .. yeah, way to go dude

[Bieberliscious]

@kke3453 HAHAHA KARLEE I LOVE YOU :)

[DeviousBetrayer]

Once again the internet is saved by our mysterious keyboard cat..... but for how long???

[Breakdown331]

"... that is just sad" thats what i said then Keyboard Cat came up and I cheered :)

[supah1337B]

@AngryActivist45 Actually, yeh...Sad huh?

[dragonz1511]

20 min later...... "onlyusemeblade here!" xD

[trutenon]

lol,just 6?..ew

[bamapagedesign]

If I had a million dollars... I'd make a dating video on the internet!

[wazithefreak]

This guy needs a good swift ass kickin' and a life. Chuck Norris style ass kickin'.

[wazithefreak]

This guy needs a good swift ass kickin' and a life.

[rickypaz666]

he made me sad

keyboard should have stepped in a lot earlier

[rickypaz666]

he made me sad

[Cheltsea87]

A-hahahahaha! Ooooh man, hahahaha! Aw, that poor guy...

[aefrench1]

This guy is clearly ill and needs help. Its not something to joke about. I would advise you to get some help if you aren't already.

[Eerised18]

i could be ur friend lol

[Monerasauce]

All the pussy. This guy gets it

[kikrokz1]

Whoah his uncle is rich! by the time hes 40 or 50 he'll get like a million dollars which would be cool! ahahahaha

[SirWilliamDoof]

Wow.

Where can I find this guy?

You know, to make fun of him.

[Eerised18]

@SirWilliamDoof POW CHIKA WA WA, lol

[jasonkcmo]

lol

[Jeitoo]

The cat didnt play him off early enough, i started to feel pity

[88BM]

Well.......at least he's honest :P

[jasonkcmo]

@88BM this guy is one funny ass dude

[jaekellyboy]

Hahahaha!! You can't be serious

[sagatyba]

i'll date you if you do my dishes and laundry and walk my dog

[ferretspy440]

that was really bad :(

he wasn't even dressed nicely...

[tHeUKxChAnNeL]

where do i apply to be your bitch?

[Trajik101]

Toy all know this is whats called a troll video right? There's loads of these floating around. I guess the most famous is angry german kid. They are a test of gullibleness, and you all failed.

[justin2242]

question if he has no emotions or feelings then why does he actually want a girlfriend because he wouldnt be able to enjoy himself or be attracted so fat guy with his face cut in half fails and wtf he wants his uncle to die what a sob

[Doilookfatinthese]

chances are he gets more ladies than me ;_;

[rotfmol]

preferably over 18, LOL

[PrawdaUnia]

I can't relate his voice to his appearence. Look at his eyebrows! So thin (like a girl)

[Donrage9]

is his head cut in half? O_o

[justin2242]

@Donrage9 thats what i was thinking its really weird that he has a line down the middle of his face

[Dayeeeve]

I'll hit you up, upside the head with a hammer.

just todd joshing. fucking shit keyboard cat always makes me laugh.

[SRH911]

Lives with his parents, no job, schizophrenic...

But a six inch penis? IM IN

[jgonz185]

epic life fail

[petrokuzz]

do you know why nobody has a haircut like you? Because it looks like something shit on your head. And then something even groser threw up on it and then died.

[BRIANGOODSP33D]

LOL I CANT BELIEVE HOW MUCH ALIKE ME AND THIS KID ARE

[Lynchin4Cash]

im 12 and what is this?

[andwaaa]

i just like his hair. nothing says elligible like a forehead pony-tail.

[startug]

Did 6-inch penis died?

[kmfdm5]

did juggalo death?

[blackplastic7]

so he is has erectile dysfunction?

[CarmageddonHero]

This guy is fuckin nuts.

[ckyrox66]

Mmk thennnn.... :O Haha;

[glifencible]

Did his uncle die?

[DeadlyInsanity69]

Haha He was on Tosh.0...

[SuperDaLINKwent]

well,at least hes honest

[Baladashmalanore]

troll :D

[DaMnMeSsEdUpKeYbOaRd]

No 14-year olds? dayum, i though he was hawt

[Gavin17259]

Count me in!

Nah, I'm a dude.

[TheMpigg]

dude your fucking awesome, you got balls

[dangermous1968]

@TerhiTheFinn what values ??... he does not have any .... Just because his thc addled brain compels him to say (to the world) whatever goes through it, it does not make him an honest person btw. You and your naive outlook on life will change your tune one day... you dont know sh...t about what life is.... Is a person that finds purpose in life a drone ? Because to me it's a person that is resigned to what fate/nature has dealt him/her . And that is exactly what junior over here is doing ...

[dangermous1968]

I'm pretty sure he wants a girlfriend because using his right hand got boring and his penis is sick of it.

[Barnicles10101]

damn what a catch!!

[spikey88]

Where do I apply?

[dangermous1968]

@TerhiTheFinn ''a shallow girlfriend and a shallow life? '' huh...

what do you think he is """some deep guy who is waiting for his uncle to die so he can have his money"""

If you think getting a job/car/place is a shallow existance .. you will be in for a rude awakening one day....

the girl he'll get will have her own additional set of problems...which will add to his already fucked life...but hey this vid is a year old ...lets hear it from the "guru"'.

[topzombie3]

what is that a scar on his head? btw lazy ass retard noob

[lobster12345678910]

Did 6 inch penis died?

[RASberry602]

did his game died?

[linguotherobot]

Jesus Christ.

[chickenemoman]

hahahahahaha! he is such a loser

[markuSG182]

that's the guy who most deserved to be played off by our beloved Keyboard Cat

[SuperUltraEpic9000]

Bipolar with no emotions? Oxymoron?

Schizophrenic and smokes weed? Bad combination?

[KickAssCallum1]

@SuperUltraEpic9000 He's probably Schizophrenic from smoking weed tbh.

[dumba54]

@SuperUltraEpic9000 lol...I missed where he said he was bipolar and schizophrenic...but yes, contradiction and stupidity - wonderful.

[THEwholeBAND]

@SuperUltraEpic9000 schizephrenic and heronine? You wind up with a shot gun blast to the head. :) You aren't missed Kurt Cobain.

[AvandVic]

Keyboard cat should have just started playing off right when he said, "I've got a six inch penis"

[UltimateThanos]

Natural Selection.



[ColorzBox]

PINGAS

[6stringplaya77]

this is a joke...

[Macklin77]

I WILL LAUGH WHEN HIS UNCLE LIVES TO BE 120

[BigPapaPump9]

so this is how you get a girl. ive been doing it all wrong

[ohwellwhateverneverm]

he looks so much like my boyfriend. who lives in Michigan D:

sounds nothing like him though.

[joka5678]

this guy = win....if win was a big sack of fucking FAAAIIIILLLLOLOLOL

[glockzup]

someone please turn this douchebag into magget food already.

[kakesterr]

I would much rather date Keyboard Cat.

[iago201]

@kakesterr

don't insult keyboard cat. Keyboard Cat is aweome

[MyTwitterSpaceBook]

is it a guy or a girl?

[number12ishxc]

just came when he said contacts in.

[lotusgirl002]

you're such a poor idiot, -.- dude

you're inhuman stupid, no emotion? and yet you want a girlfriend?

dude that's stupid,

so stupid, you're a monster D:

[xlucidxdreamx]

Destroy him keyboard cat..

[MartinVideos1]

@xXguitardude9Xx lol ya he meant centimeter

[placebomessiah]

I think he's hot

candid guys are a huge turnon

[xXguitardude9Xx]

cat should have played him off when he said 'inch'

[andybong]

love would be cool

[wazithefreak]

This guy is a total loser, if he's serious... Is he?

[Savemoarwhales]

clearly he is the epitome of what women want.

[zeekyblahIV]

KC should have started played him off much earlier in the video.

[abdu123]

Thats me to the "T"

[chuckyko]

Nice video, you turd. You suck ass, you fuckface.

[cebwg7]

i hope he goes blind

[myshoescramp]

this loser can not be for real :O

[oratadin]

i loled!!!XD

[Italyryan]

the bitches will be killing for you

[silverchris15]

*sigh* The typical USA loser.

[farenht456]

oh shut the fuck,you bitches wouldnt have balls to put yourself out like that.stop hatin faggots

[Macklin77]

@farenht456 LOL how about u tell us to shut the fuck up when u can speak complete sentences and spell correctly u dumb fuck.

[fuzil8]

the creeeeeeepes!

[photokarissa]

fake and gay

[mustlecars]

id love to feel love .... love would be cool

[chosenone065]

sorry that nobody cares about your video

you need to get popular

[dangermous1968]

u want a girlfriend? wipe that sjit off ur forehead, , get a diploma, GET A JOB...get a tan, get a car, get out of grandmas' basement ,get an apartment, get that creepy look off your face, get lost....this is your uncle BOB.

[lifesabitchfuckit]

fake

[TehSmellulare]

I was gonna formulate some bullshit cutesy comment punctuated with an "lol" but y'know what? Fuck that. Go 'head keyboard cat, get this piece a trash outta here and off my screen already.....

[takeone51]

@TehSmellulare

yea, all i can say to this kid is be an hero . go kill your self..

[TheJunbon1]

fuck tard

[stacic123]

Dont Be So Modest 0:17

[joseph2ne]

What a catch

[bornkilla123]

You've got 5......Male replys.

[nankinat]

Please, PLEASE inspire me to love you. xD

[zhennkink]

yeah this guy is "not" creepy at all.......jesus christ

[afrochip]

OMG MAJOR LOLZ

[afck123]

wow..........

[Ieraux]

ONE MILLION DOLLAS... that would be cool. For weed, I guess. XD

[kittensequalfuzzy]

what a creep

[rtt123ant]

"million dollers..thats kinda cool"

[rawmarshkid]

lol

[chic0stik]

He must have been on a shitload of depression medication to not feel anything.

[Crosshair250]

I would like to think this video is fake, but the sad truth is that this is probably real.