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  • The Comfort version of "origins" has several chapters missing from what I understand. He wanted to remove the most damaging passages. I don't have it myself so I am going from what I have heard.

  • OMG!! I love your stuff hun!! I really love your humor. Wish i could have your baby!

  • Hey, rip the pages out

    50 free sheets of toilet paper.

  • As a Christian, I find Kirk's tarnishing of one man's attempt to explain how nature works (Darwin) discusting, simply because he denies science... As a believer in the power of a secular republic, I say "C0ct0pus, go ahead and do your copy of the Bible. I don't mind and I won't get offended."

    Seriously, though, it's zealots like Kirk that stain Christianity and thinkers like Darwin that lead to whole new discoveries in how the world operates. I'm not an atheist but I find Kirk to be a bastard

  • @xx9933yyzz cheers :)

  • @smaugfrost it should be illegal NOT to put that disclaimer. Kids read that shit. Someone start a movement to have that put in every bible

  • Coctopus, you are the ish man... I think i lol'd a stain into my pants when you said "Creationists are the smart people..."

  • just so you guys know, the old retard at the end is not english.

  • So can anybody do a video that points out the problems with the Way of the Master episodes and call it "Way of the Bastard," because I've been trying to find the parts of a few episodes in order to do this sort of thing.

  • "Intelligent Design" is the belief of the unintelligent.

  • "The land of the free, the home of the brave"... Well, OK, but why striving so much for turning into "The land of the dumbasses, the home of the ignorant"??!

  • Dude.... PLEASE make more of these!!!

  • Yes, get the gospel out to our future doctors, so they can use faith healing on their patients. Get it to the lawyers so they can prove that a defendant's religion (or lack of) is proof of their guilt or innocence. Get it to the politicians, so they can change the country into what our straight, white, Christian male God wants. You, Mr. Cameron, can go fuck yourself.

  • There are intelligent and moderate religious people. If I were one of them I think I would hate Kirk and ray more than I do. Because they make religious people look stupid, they insult religion. And they are too stupid to realize it. They are an insult to their own fucking religion.

  • The reason they did this is because they are losing their religion to the open minded. Hey COc? Did you ever get a hold of a copy?

  • "A matter of life and death"... for their decaying movement...

  • Suck your dick...okay. :)

  • I am pretty sure if I end up with a Creationist Doctor I will just fix myself. I am going to be an EMT anyways so whatever.

  • "Indoctrinate a few people that may be in power so that they can help us out" -Read my mind.

  • "You! Put your hand down!" AHAHAHHHAHHAAHHAHA C0ct0pus fucking LEGEND!

  • America FUCK YEAH! Coming again to save the motherfucking day! Yeah!

  • Its a life or death issue because if these creationists dont get to pass out their bullshit....theyll be forced to resort to their animalistic instincts of a random hate crime or raiding an abortion clinic.

  • Lmao I was putting my hand up because I was stretching and then you were all like put your fucking hand down. I about shit myself xD

  • I'd say add Thomas Paine's Age of Reason with the Bible.

  • By the way that's a good idea about adding our addition to the bible. there will be a fucking absolute uproar. because it won't work both ways.never does with these lot

  • So two christians sat down and one goes..

    "Right. So. Basically. We cannot beat On The Origin Of Species by Dawin. It kicks all our christian arguments up the arse. So lets not try to beat the book. Let's just add our shit to the beginning in the vain hope that maybe, just maybe some person will read it and then convert to us."

    And the other christian said

    "Yes, a great idea" HAHAHAHAHA! And i wouldn't put it past the cunts to doctor the actual text of OTOOS. We'll see.

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  • it's so important that the washed up star of 80's T.V. will only pass out 1,000 books instead of 50,000.

  • MOAR 'Way Of The Bastard' VIDEOS!!

  • They say it's a life and death issue because the number of creationists are growing smaller. As Kirk said, the number of atheists are growing and along with the catholics giving a thumbs up to evolution and even forbidding creationists from entering their science meetings, they know they are loosing and they are giving their final shot before those fucks die out. That's why it's a "life and death issue".

  • i love the epic climatic music in the book thing ROFL

    Coctopus is awsome!

  • wow ! this is to much for my senses ! I heard about these two bananas, hardcore !

  • I heard that they removed a few chapters in there version of origin of species.

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  • 130 yard sales, how sad!

  • Yay! A free copy if the Origin of Species! And, it even comes with fifty pieces of toilet paper!

  • Its not a life or death issue. Creationist just think they can answer all the questions of evolution.

  • How about everyone who watches this vid takes a free book, rips out the first 50 pages, and RECYCLEs them. I know I'm going to : D

  • Please tell me Comfort and Cameron are going to be at UCLA.

  • Lets do it. Each atheist should write a few pages about the Bible. Then we all put it together and insert it in the front of the Bible.

  • holy shit dude that's an awesome idea! XD

  • Kirk said earlier that Gideons can't even give away Bibles to people in schools as if that were illegal....

    1:15 Here Kirk says Berkeley has a policy stating it's ok to give away Bibles at heir school. Funny how Kirk thinks.

  • DEAR GOD! OVER 130 YARD SALES YOU SAY?! How can science ever compete with such well financed enemies?!

  • Ironically the cover of the book they are passing out doesn't even mention an addendum. It just looks like a nice version of 150th Anniversary Origin of Species. Even more ironic is under the "customers also bought:" on Amazon, it says The 150th Anniversary (Ray Comfort) + God Delusion + The Greatest Show on Earth: The Evidence for Evolution. And then it says "Add All three to cart".

  • Real simple C0ct0. Include pages 138-189 of the God Delusion as an addendum to the Bible. (The chapter called "Why There Is Almost Certainly No God"). All we need to do is ask him for permission I suppose.

  • No wonder this Kirk asshole backed out of the OReily interview when he heard that he would be up against Dawkins.

    Fuck me, Dawkins would have ripped him a new one over this Origin of the Species outrage.

  • Dude, I'm in Boca - I want to have a beer with you... Fuck Kirk Cameron - I'm getting you that Darwin book bro!

  • I call for making this 50 page preface to the bible.

  • It would have to be a fuck of a lot longer than 50 pages :)

  • No, 50 pages should be enough.

    We'll start with listing all the verses where god murders or orders murder.

    Then all the verses where he lies.

    Then all the verses where he orders rape.

    Then all the verses where he fights other gods and admits their existence.

    Then where Jesus sinned by working on the Sabbath.

    ...actually you're right, it might not fit in 50 pages.

  • Yeah, see what I mean? Every other page has this shit on it.

  • If someone actually published said bible, I'd buy 10 copies.

  • Because Kirk and Ray will go nuts being unable to pay for their hookers and drugs. It's life and death for them. xD (I know they're giving it away for free, but the more people that buy into their crap, the more money they get.)

  • exactly. its a future view tactic.

    fuck it though, I want this shit. I'll take the copy, even with teh fifty pages of bullshit.

  • It is a good laugh I'm sure xD

  • it's not a life or death situation, kirk actually got some new crack

  • You r the best

  • Coctopus, here is my contribution to be added to the bible. It is to be placed at the very front of the book.

    "This book uses the supernatural for settings, characters, and themes. All mystical and supernatural elements are fictional and intended for entertainment purposes only. This book contains mature content including rape, genocide, infanticide, torture, incest, murder, child sacrifice, prostitution, illicit sex, drug use, and public execution. Reader discretion is advised."

  • I agree 100%

  • hah. thanks.

  • @smaugfrost you forgot incest*

  • IMHO "life or death issue" = "Way of the Weasel Ministries needs money"

  • lol. The end really was the best part.

  • C0ct0pus

    You wanted to know how this could be life or death?

    I think I have the ansewer.

    I honestly think I would fall over and die laughing if I met these fucktards in person!

  • jesus titty pinching christ. face palm over & over & over

  • 50 extra rolling papers, throw some yesca in there roll it up, light it up, legalize it...dont penalize it.

  • yaadsales still cracks me the fuck up

  • It's amazing how C0tc0pus is able to make The Way of the master not only bearable to watch but also enjoyable. Keep it up. I want to see those retards get owned more. :P

  • How is it a life or death issue? Because if they don't hand the books out, GOD WILL KILL US ALL!!!!!!!!!!

  • I'll just rip out the pages and use them to roll giant joints... just like I did with those little green NTs back in the day.

  • can you still order it?

  • 50 pages of that crap? What a waste of those poor trees.

  • I think it's a good deal. A great book for free, and comes with the bonus of 50 pages of toilet paper.

  • "This is still America, land of the free, home of the brave." ....I know, let's send Kirk & Ray to AFGHANISTAN...THAT's a life (and hopefully) two deaths issue...!!!

  • i would love to see those two in a terror video pleading for a ransom before getting beheaded lol jk but fuckin shit our world is goin to hell, we need fuckin aliens to come down right fuckin now to end this modern religious scam.. u should do a video on peter popoff & wesboro baptist church fred phelps the two biggest nutfucks out thier

  • They wouldn't hand out King James Bibles to students in case they actually READ it.... Unlike Kirk, who hasn't got a fucking clue about what is actually in it...........twat.

  • Pass out the new bibles with an intro at the same time as the creationists are there. Maybe the creationists should be met with some people to counter their rubbish while they are handing out their crap at these Universities.

  • Can't non-creationists just pretend to be creationists and sign up to help pass out these books and then just take 'em for ourselves. It's not stealing if they're free.

  • This was the funniest shit i've seen in awhile.

  • man I love your stuff, but this is the best yet. i ain't gay, but I still want your babies.

  • I hope there's a giveaway at my campus.

    They'll have to either stay mobile, debate me, or tolerate a contentious presence.

  • Nicely done. One of your best videos to date.

  • No don't burn it, lessons in stupidity are lessons too.

  • As awesome as it would be to pass out bibles with 50 page additions, I think it would only reinforce some Christians' belief that Origin of the Species is our "bible" and Darwin is our god.

  • I'll take one. I'm running low on toilet paper

  • I was gonna read the 50 pages, and I got to page 8 and I was like ooh, looking good, only one Christ reference, clergy and scientists working side by side, good shit. I mean it wasn't offensive or anything.

    Than page 9 came. Yea page 9. /Sigh.

  • its funny how the original video they posted on their channel was 1 starred to death, so they had to reupload another one where they disabled comments and ratings.

  • Why hasn't Kirk been arrested for lying so god damn much? Seriously, their whole platform is based on this fuckin guy's ability to just lie over and over and over again and be completely unfazed. I know I've said this before, but these guys claim to have a scientific following, well where the fuck are all your scientists? Why instead do you need an actor, a professionally trained liar, to present your position? And they STILL say there are no transitionals, omg I can't believe he's not in jail.

  • 50 page introduction to the bible? I'm on it.

  • Just get someone to print a version of the skeptics annotated bible. That would be just as satisfying.

  • Hellz Yeah!!!

  • LOL! The reason Kirk says it is a life or death issue is the belief that providing the Gospel and message of Jesus Christ as our Savior will potentially lead readers to confess their sins and thus, Christain Salvation aka Everlasting life.

  • I haven't seen kirk cameron since the 80's. I had no idea he was part of the god squad. I feel so dirty

  • It's a life or death issue in the sense that Cameron/Comfort believe that everyone who doesn't believe what they do will burn in hell forever (or will receive eternal bliss if they do).

    If you're as retarded/deluded as they are, it's a life or death issue. If you aren't, it isn't. ;)

  • what about engineers and scientists kirk? are they too smart for you? retard

  • wow al I say is wow kirk is a dumb ass and ray looks like a porn star I keep A look out for the book on my campus and try to mail you one so we can both laugh at it together in harmony as GOD "galactic obitile ditey" lol wanted us too lol

  • I can't believe I actually had posters of this douche bag hanging on my walls when I was in middle school.

    Of course, I am a lesbian and I -knew- I was a lesbian who was trying to fit in with the heterosexual mindset all around me.

    That fact alone gives me a lot of satisfaction--knowing that this piece of shit had a lesbian promoting and supporting his role as a celebrity.

  • Over A HUNDRED AND THIRTY YARD SALES!!!!

    I pissed myself... just another reason to hate Kirk and Ray.

  • I wish I could get a copy of the book from them. I want to rip out those 50 pages and burn them right in front of these idiots. I wonder what they would do? Something entertaining probably.

  • great video, I agree that having a copy of the first 50 pages would be great for when you have a bad day and need to remind yourself that in fact their are dumber people out there than yourself

  • Ah how I reminisce on the days of Michael Seaver...............

  • Over A HUNDRED AND THIRTY YARD SALES??

    That's practically a national social movement! Keep that dramatic music playing because I think the planets just aligned!

  • "Unskilled workers. We need you" Awesome. I didn't think creationists REALLY are retarded..

  • man coctopus im following you since you started and i think this is your best videos in a long time. as you said you had great material but this is really really entertaining haha

    keep the good stuff goin!

  • OVER 130 YARD SALES!

  • Given how much these lying arseholes like quote mining and incomplete paragraphs, what's the betting a few errors will "accidentally" sneak in?

  • Better yet, why not have footnotes just pointing to all bullshit.

  • 3:21  true!

  • Even though the book is public domain,don't they still need permission from the estate to remove or change anything in it?Serious question,I'd like an answer.Power To The Educated!

  • Ha ha! Not surprising that Cameron and his cronies have to find some underhand method to get the creationist propaganda out there. I hope you get a copy C0ct0, it will make for hilarious videos. :)

  • Christ, if I was in the US I'd volunteer and knick the books LOL Cause I'm an evil atheist - yo

  • I hope it fucking rains LOL

  • Good starter paper for the fireplace. I heard they messed with the interior text too. (very second hand, but the person who told said PZ Meyers got a copy and declared the edit) Fucking snakes.

    Bible intro:: There was no global flood. Jewish people were not slaves in egypt that built the pyramids.. In fact we could shorten it to a short sentence saying "This book is completely fiction" and put a big F on the spine.

  • I'd love a copy, I never whiped my ass with an introduction to the Origin of species hahaha.

    Yet I don't think they'll be handing it out at Dutch universities.

    I freaking love the idea of writing a 50 page introduction to the bible.

  • People are selfish, I feal that it has less to do with peoples relgion and more with just that fact. I was thouht as a all we are supposted to do is tell people about God and if they dont want to here it then move on and go about your busness. I herd notthing about forceing your views or crying people disagree with you because like u said we would not want someone to do that to use. Treat others as u would do yourself. Once again people are selfish it does not matter what u believe.

  • I went to their website to see if I could get myself a free book. Turns out, they're giving out an abridged version of 200 or so pages, including the 50 page Comfort introduction (the original is usually 600 pages or more in paperback form) and they're charging gullible creationists for the privilege of distributing their propaganda, for free. These guys are in it for the money and they're anything but stupid.

  • hey!

    its Ray Cumfart!i love that guy!

  • hahahaha, nice pun

  • Does anyone know if their list of 50 universities is published anywhere? I live near a large university that is likely on the list (for having high-ranked biology-related programs, and for being relatively close to Comfort's home city).

    I'll mark my calendar for November 19 and bet on them being there - if I find them I'll try to get a copy (or more if possible).

  • How much do you figure each copy cost to print?

    Two bucks maybe?

    They spent upwards of a hundred grand?

    Where do they get their money?

  • am i the only one who fears that they will take pieces out of darwins book ? I would gues they do that, just you know, take out or rewrite pieces of it to make up the illusion of mistakes and so on

  • I'm sure they made a few strategic "printing errors".

  • I only put my hand up as a joke - honest!!

    I agree the book will be tainted, but I don't want to give these idiots any ammo in their belief that we see Darwin as a god and evolution as a religion.

  • Coctopus- I love you! Your videos are fantastic! 

    I wonder if they'll come to U Mich? I would gladly confront them.

  • Why were they proud that people weren't offended? Isn't it more pathetic that they expected people to be offended?

  • Wow! You actualy have people that crazy in United-States ?

    Poor people. Come to Canada for 15 dollars you can go see them at the zoo.

  • the sad part is that most probaly some poeple are going to read the 50 pages (or even just a half of that) and they will not go further...

  • Why not write the introduction to the Bible. Sell It. And Give the profits to Doctors W/O Borders of whatever charity? I stated in another text comment that I'll help write and distribute the book. I'm at UNC-CH now and I'm sure it would go over well here. People at College Campuses would buy it!

  • Or an annotated edition of the Bible hwere all the metaphors, myths and bullshit is pointed out and a history lesson of how the Bible came to be.

  • People like you are what makes me hate USA a little less.

  • We don't pass out those, because that is costly, and is rather petty. I wonder if passing out the excerpts of Dawkins new book would violate those policies... :(

  • 100 page addendum to the Bible? LET'S DO IT! I'll volunteer to help pass them out.

  • "there's nothing to fear, we're going to a local university" oh .... sweet science, now I'm terrified of these guys showing up in person.

  • I say we make over 9000 copies of our "Bible" with a 100 page introduction!

  • I'm not sure that 100 pages are enough to even scratch the surface of creationist stupidity.

  • it can be summed up in just one word really. Wrong.

  • Hey, wtf I missed this part, didn't show up.

  • i miss dinosaur land...

  • If it's a campus around here, maybe we could organize a few atheists to walk through the campus area randomly and pick up as many books as they'll hand out.

  • Kirk Cameron has a wife, six kids and hasn't had an acting job in years.

    Hmmmm. I wonder where the cash from the yard sales actually goes?

  • Original Origin of Species has nearly 400 pages, this has 50 page introduction and is 304 pages long.

    I think they left something out

  • It can be that they used diffrent spacing and size of fonts

  • The original is already with very tiny font and tightly packed.. but maybe the book is just bigger

  • my copy has 226 pages, but it is translated to swedish

  • Figures! I took my number from Wordsworth Edition 1998 which is in english and pocket-sized.

  • I just read some of that 50 page addendum..

    That fucking banana is still the smartest thing to ever come out of Ray Comfort's mouth..

  • OVER 130 YARD SALES!!!!!

    weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

  • i will say one thing about the lawers and creationists c0ct0pus. the main difference is on occasion you have a use for a lawyer. we have no use at all for creationists.....

  • i'd love to get the book from one of these guys, rip out the part added by rey comfort and hand that part back to the guy that gave me the book and tell them sorry but this part juist does not belong here. thxs for the book....

  • These pricks just ooze desperation.

  • I'd never let a creationist suck my dick. FUCKING awesome.

  • I would.

  • These guys are just fucking pieces of shit

  • YOu had a great Idea to do the same to the bible write a 50 page This book is horrible intro and make the cover look dreadful

  • Great series of videos on Ray Cumfart and his butt buddy!! Well done!

  • Maybe someone else has pointed this out, but all they're doing is an ad-hominem attack on Darwin - which says not a single thing about the validity of the theory.

    Newton was also a bit of an arse, but that doesn't discredit his work on calculus.

  • Hey C0cto I'll tell you why it's a "life or death" issue.

    Because if Kirk Cameron does'nt move enough of these books for Ray Comfort he won't get to go to Jesus Camp for easter.

    Not only that but Cameron will have to face the "intelligent design" of Ray Comfort's banana in his mouth as they praise god in their special priest/altar boy way.

  • lolz I just went to their side and I took the 10 commandments test to see if I was a sinner. I filled on everything innocent but I still was a dirty siner who should be afraid of God.

  • Have you read their 50 page bullshit intro yet? It's fucking hilarious... they actually quote-mine Darwin multiple times in his own book. Ray Comfort must have brass balls...

  • Bwahahaa, your segment 7:20 through 7:40 can only provoke one possible reaction: "hysterical laughter"

    The rest is almost as funny!!

    Good vid C0c !

  • Everytime the LSD show up on my door with a free book I offer them a view of my front door.....closed, after I ask them how the bike ride was from Utah.

  • Life or death to Christianity if they don't indoctrinate hundreds of thousands of young, gullible people.

  • Fucking awesome series you have made here C0ckt0pus.

  • These morons want to make evolution something you can just talk about over a picnic table. I'ts a complex science. If they want to disprove it (the floor is yours senator) then they should go ahead instead of these childish antics.

  • Hey, I've got it! B4 they hand out any books, we get the word out to that place they are going to hand out in and tell them they can get Origin of Species free at the gutenberg project online! hahahaha

  • i bet not many people will take the bibles that they are planning to give out. they were doing that bs at my highschool last year and I was like, "sorry I'm Atheist" lmao.

  • Thanx for the lulz C0ct0pusPrime.. :)

    You're on fire today..

  • Who knows, maybe this shit will backfire on the WOTM assholes as it will put some copies of Origin of Species into the hands of some Creationists who have never even had the chance to see the other side, and may just get past the propaganda introduction and read the real stuff afterwards and dare I even suggest it, start to think about it for themselves!

  • zomgitscriss - origin of stupidity . . . has a link to the 50 page intro in the side bar!

  • Bad aussie accent to mock a kiwi... fail!

  • Dprjones manage to host one event generating 32 000 dollars for doctors without borders.

    WOTM is spending thousands of dollars to corrupt youth with creationist psuedo-science bullshit.

  • I would love to go there, take 20 copies and then rip out the intro in front of them. XD

  • you believing that a creationist touching this book would taint it... i know you are joking.... but still... you are just as hateful as hatefilled christians.

  • I do not believe a Creationist's touch can taint anything.

    That would be an irrational belief.

    However, I would very carefully check if the text has been respected fully - down to every word and every bit of punctuation.

    After all, Creationists have a proven track record of distorting science.

  • 130? Why, that's OVER 9,000!!!!

  • If they don't read the book, they will die. That's why it's life or death.

  • Do we trust these people to actually fully respect THE text by Darwin - their sworn enemy?

    May I sugg