The Comfort version of "origins" has several chapters missing from what I understand. He wanted to remove the most damaging passages. I don't have it myself so I am going from what I have heard.
As a Christian, I find Kirk's tarnishing of one man's attempt to explain how nature works (Darwin) discusting, simply because he denies science... As a believer in the power of a secular republic, I say "C0ct0pus, go ahead and do your copy of the Bible. I don't mind and I won't get offended."
Seriously, though, it's zealots like Kirk that stain Christianity and thinkers like Darwin that lead to whole new discoveries in how the world operates. I'm not an atheist but I find Kirk to be a bastard
So can anybody do a video that points out the problems with the Way of the Master episodes and call it "Way of the Bastard," because I've been trying to find the parts of a few episodes in order to do this sort of thing.
"The land of the free, the home of the brave"... Well, OK, but why striving so much for turning into "The land of the dumbasses, the home of the ignorant"??!
Yes, get the gospel out to our future doctors, so they can use faith healing on their patients. Get it to the lawyers so they can prove that a defendant's religion (or lack of) is proof of their guilt or innocence. Get it to the politicians, so they can change the country into what our straight, white, Christian male God wants. You, Mr. Cameron, can go fuck yourself.
There are intelligent and moderate religious people. If I were one of them I think I would hate Kirk and ray more than I do. Because they make religious people look stupid, they insult religion. And they are too stupid to realize it. They are an insult to their own fucking religion.
Its a life or death issue because if these creationists dont get to pass out their bullshit....theyll be forced to resort to their animalistic instincts of a random hate crime or raiding an abortion clinic.
By the way that's a good idea about adding our addition to the bible. there will be a fucking absolute uproar. because it won't work both ways.never does with these lot
"Right. So. Basically. We cannot beat On The Origin Of Species by Dawin. It kicks all our christian arguments up the arse. So lets not try to beat the book. Let's just add our shit to the beginning in the vain hope that maybe, just maybe some person will read it and then convert to us."
And the other christian said
"Yes, a great idea" HAHAHAHAHA! And i wouldn't put it past the cunts to doctor the actual text of OTOOS. We'll see.
They say it's a life and death issue because the number of creationists are growing smaller. As Kirk said, the number of atheists are growing and along with the catholics giving a thumbs up to evolution and even forbidding creationists from entering their science meetings, they know they are loosing and they are giving their final shot before those fucks die out. That's why it's a "life and death issue".
Ironically the cover of the book they are passing out doesn't even mention an addendum. It just looks like a nice version of 150th Anniversary Origin of Species. Even more ironic is under the "customers also bought:" on Amazon, it says The 150th Anniversary (Ray Comfort) + God Delusion + The Greatest Show on Earth: The Evidence for Evolution. And then it says "Add All three to cart".
Real simple C0ct0. Include pages 138-189 of the God Delusion as an addendum to the Bible. (The chapter called "Why There Is Almost Certainly No God"). All we need to do is ask him for permission I suppose.
Because Kirk and Ray will go nuts being unable to pay for their hookers and drugs. It's life and death for them. xD (I know they're giving it away for free, but the more people that buy into their crap, the more money they get.)
Coctopus, here is my contribution to be added to the bible. It is to be placed at the very front of the book.
"This book uses the supernatural for settings, characters, and themes. All mystical and supernatural elements are fictional and intended for entertainment purposes only. This book contains mature content including rape, genocide, infanticide, torture, incest, murder, child sacrifice, prostitution, illicit sex, drug use, and public execution. Reader discretion is advised."
It's amazing how C0tc0pus is able to make The Way of the master not only bearable to watch but also enjoyable. Keep it up. I want to see those retards get owned more. :P
"This is still America, land of the free, home of the brave." ....I know, let's send Kirk & Ray to AFGHANISTAN...THAT's a life (and hopefully) two deaths issue...!!!
i would love to see those two in a terror video pleading for a ransom before getting beheaded lol jk but fuckin shit our world is goin to hell, we need fuckin aliens to come down right fuckin now to end this modern religious scam.. u should do a video on peter popoff & wesboro baptist church fred phelps the two biggest nutfucks out thier
They wouldn't hand out King James Bibles to students in case they actually READ it.... Unlike Kirk, who hasn't got a fucking clue about what is actually in it...........twat.
Pass out the new bibles with an intro at the same time as the creationists are there. Maybe the creationists should be met with some people to counter their rubbish while they are handing out their crap at these Universities.
Can't non-creationists just pretend to be creationists and sign up to help pass out these books and then just take 'em for ourselves. It's not stealing if they're free.
As awesome as it would be to pass out bibles with 50 page additions, I think it would only reinforce some Christians' belief that Origin of the Species is our "bible" and Darwin is our god.
I was gonna read the 50 pages, and I got to page 8 and I was like ooh, looking good, only one Christ reference, clergy and scientists working side by side, good shit. I mean it wasn't offensive or anything.
its funny how the original video they posted on their channel was 1 starred to death, so they had to reupload another one where they disabled comments and ratings.
Why hasn't Kirk been arrested for lying so god damn much? Seriously, their whole platform is based on this fuckin guy's ability to just lie over and over and over again and be completely unfazed. I know I've said this before, but these guys claim to have a scientific following, well where the fuck are all your scientists? Why instead do you need an actor, a professionally trained liar, to present your position? And they STILL say there are no transitionals, omg I can't believe he's not in jail.
LOL! The reason Kirk says it is a life or death issue is the belief that providing the Gospel and message of Jesus Christ as our Savior will potentially lead readers to confess their sins and thus, Christain Salvation aka Everlasting life.
It's a life or death issue in the sense that Cameron/Comfort believe that everyone who doesn't believe what they do will burn in hell forever (or will receive eternal bliss if they do).
If you're as retarded/deluded as they are, it's a life or death issue. If you aren't, it isn't. ;)
wow al I say is wow kirk is a dumb ass and ray looks like a porn star I keep A look out for the book on my campus and try to mail you one so we can both laugh at it together in harmony as GOD "galactic obitile ditey" lol wanted us too lol
I wish I could get a copy of the book from them. I want to rip out those 50 pages and burn them right in front of these idiots. I wonder what they would do? Something entertaining probably.
great video, I agree that having a copy of the first 50 pages would be great for when you have a bad day and need to remind yourself that in fact their are dumber people out there than yourself
man coctopus im following you since you started and i think this is your best videos in a long time. as you said you had great material but this is really really entertaining haha
Even though the book is public domain,don't they still need permission from the estate to remove or change anything in it?Serious question,I'd like an answer.Power To The Educated!
Ha ha! Not surprising that Cameron and his cronies have to find some underhand method to get the creationist propaganda out there. I hope you get a copy C0ct0, it will make for hilarious videos. :)
Good starter paper for the fireplace. I heard they messed with the interior text too. (very second hand, but the person who told said PZ Meyers got a copy and declared the edit) Fucking snakes.
Bible intro:: There was no global flood. Jewish people were not slaves in egypt that built the pyramids.. In fact we could shorten it to a short sentence saying "This book is completely fiction" and put a big F on the spine.
People are selfish, I feal that it has less to do with peoples relgion and more with just that fact. I was thouht as a all we are supposted to do is tell people about God and if they dont want to here it then move on and go about your busness. I herd notthing about forceing your views or crying people disagree with you because like u said we would not want someone to do that to use. Treat others as u would do yourself. Once again people are selfish it does not matter what u believe.
I went to their website to see if I could get myself a free book. Turns out, they're giving out an abridged version of 200 or so pages, including the 50 page Comfort introduction (the original is usually 600 pages or more in paperback form) and they're charging gullible creationists for the privilege of distributing their propaganda, for free. These guys are in it for the money and they're anything but stupid.
Does anyone know if their list of 50 universities is published anywhere? I live near a large university that is likely on the list (for having high-ranked biology-related programs, and for being relatively close to Comfort's home city).
I'll mark my calendar for November 19 and bet on them being there - if I find them I'll try to get a copy (or more if possible).
am i the only one who fears that they will take pieces out of darwins book ? I would gues they do that, just you know, take out or rewrite pieces of it to make up the illusion of mistakes and so on
I agree the book will be tainted, but I don't want to give these idiots any ammo in their belief that we see Darwin as a god and evolution as a religion.
Why not write the introduction to the Bible. Sell It. And Give the profits to Doctors W/O Borders of whatever charity? I stated in another text comment that I'll help write and distribute the book. I'm at UNC-CH now and I'm sure it would go over well here. People at College Campuses would buy it!
We don't pass out those, because that is costly, and is rather petty. I wonder if passing out the excerpts of Dawkins new book would violate those policies... :(
If it's a campus around here, maybe we could organize a few atheists to walk through the campus area randomly and pick up as many books as they'll hand out.
i will say one thing about the lawers and creationists c0ct0pus. the main difference is on occasion you have a use for a lawyer. we have no use at all for creationists.....
i'd love to get the book from one of these guys, rip out the part added by rey comfort and hand that part back to the guy that gave me the book and tell them sorry but this part juist does not belong here. thxs for the book....
Maybe someone else has pointed this out, but all they're doing is an ad-hominem attack on Darwin - which says not a single thing about the validity of the theory.
Newton was also a bit of an arse, but that doesn't discredit his work on calculus.
Hey C0cto I'll tell you why it's a "life or death" issue.
Because if Kirk Cameron does'nt move enough of these books for Ray Comfort he won't get to go to Jesus Camp for easter.
Not only that but Cameron will have to face the "intelligent design" of Ray Comfort's banana in his mouth as they praise god in their special priest/altar boy way.
lolz I just went to their side and I took the 10 commandments test to see if I was a sinner. I filled on everything innocent but I still was a dirty siner who should be afraid of God.
Have you read their 50 page bullshit intro yet? It's fucking hilarious... they actually quote-mine Darwin multiple times in his own book. Ray Comfort must have brass balls...
Everytime the LSD show up on my door with a free book I offer them a view of my front door.....closed, after I ask them how the bike ride was from Utah.
These morons want to make evolution something you can just talk about over a picnic table. I'ts a complex science. If they want to disprove it (the floor is yours senator) then they should go ahead instead of these childish antics.
Hey, I've got it! B4 they hand out any books, we get the word out to that place they are going to hand out in and tell them they can get Origin of Species free at the gutenberg project online! hahahaha
i bet not many people will take the bibles that they are planning to give out. they were doing that bs at my highschool last year and I was like, "sorry I'm Atheist" lmao.
Who knows, maybe this shit will backfire on the WOTM assholes as it will put some copies of Origin of Species into the hands of some Creationists who have never even had the chance to see the other side, and may just get past the propaganda introduction and read the real stuff afterwards and dare I even suggest it, start to think about it for themselves!
you believing that a creationist touching this book would taint it... i know you are joking.... but still... you are just as hateful as hatefilled christians.
The Comfort version of "origins" has several chapters missing from what I understand. He wanted to remove the most damaging passages. I don't have it myself so I am going from what I have heard.
ultim4t32 1 week ago
OMG!! I love your stuff hun!! I really love your humor. Wish i could have your baby!
giggleschic20 1 month ago
Hey, rip the pages out
50 free sheets of toilet paper.
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As a Christian, I find Kirk's tarnishing of one man's attempt to explain how nature works (Darwin) discusting, simply because he denies science... As a believer in the power of a secular republic, I say "C0ct0pus, go ahead and do your copy of the Bible. I don't mind and I won't get offended."
Seriously, though, it's zealots like Kirk that stain Christianity and thinkers like Darwin that lead to whole new discoveries in how the world operates. I'm not an atheist but I find Kirk to be a bastard
xx9933yyzz 4 months ago 2
@xx9933yyzz cheers :)
C0ct0pusPrime 4 months ago
@smaugfrost it should be illegal NOT to put that disclaimer. Kids read that shit. Someone start a movement to have that put in every bible
ToothOgre 4 months ago
Coctopus, you are the ish man... I think i lol'd a stain into my pants when you said "Creationists are the smart people..."
meatsplash 5 months ago
just so you guys know, the old retard at the end is not english.
CssAfc 8 months ago
So can anybody do a video that points out the problems with the Way of the Master episodes and call it "Way of the Bastard," because I've been trying to find the parts of a few episodes in order to do this sort of thing.
NoNamesLeft0102 8 months ago
"Intelligent Design" is the belief of the unintelligent.
TheCrazedGuitarist 8 months ago
"The land of the free, the home of the brave"... Well, OK, but why striving so much for turning into "The land of the dumbasses, the home of the ignorant"??!
grozde 1 year ago
Dude.... PLEASE make more of these!!!
SageTheAtheist 1 year ago
Yes, get the gospel out to our future doctors, so they can use faith healing on their patients. Get it to the lawyers so they can prove that a defendant's religion (or lack of) is proof of their guilt or innocence. Get it to the politicians, so they can change the country into what our straight, white, Christian male God wants. You, Mr. Cameron, can go fuck yourself.
MrKitsuneFox 1 year ago 2
There are intelligent and moderate religious people. If I were one of them I think I would hate Kirk and ray more than I do. Because they make religious people look stupid, they insult religion. And they are too stupid to realize it. They are an insult to their own fucking religion.
Godlesspanther 1 year ago
The reason they did this is because they are losing their religion to the open minded. Hey COc? Did you ever get a hold of a copy?
Wizzan46 1 year ago
"A matter of life and death"... for their decaying movement...
kronosthetitanable 1 year ago
Suck your dick...okay. :)
AlbinoOctopus 1 year ago
I am pretty sure if I end up with a Creationist Doctor I will just fix myself. I am going to be an EMT anyways so whatever.
joanim 1 year ago
"Indoctrinate a few people that may be in power so that they can help us out" -Read my mind.
ambrosia0569 1 year ago
"You! Put your hand down!" AHAHAHHHAHHAAHHAHA C0ct0pus fucking LEGEND!
mickeypopa 1 year ago
America FUCK YEAH! Coming again to save the motherfucking day! Yeah!
joanim 1 year ago
Its a life or death issue because if these creationists dont get to pass out their bullshit....theyll be forced to resort to their animalistic instincts of a random hate crime or raiding an abortion clinic.
Vegans4judaism 1 year ago
Lmao I was putting my hand up because I was stretching and then you were all like put your fucking hand down. I about shit myself xD
Vegans4judaism 1 year ago 5
I'd say add Thomas Paine's Age of Reason with the Bible.
ALROmega 1 year ago
By the way that's a good idea about adding our addition to the bible. there will be a fucking absolute uproar. because it won't work both ways.never does with these lot
antonyhamill 1 year ago
So two christians sat down and one goes..
"Right. So. Basically. We cannot beat On The Origin Of Species by Dawin. It kicks all our christian arguments up the arse. So lets not try to beat the book. Let's just add our shit to the beginning in the vain hope that maybe, just maybe some person will read it and then convert to us."
And the other christian said
"Yes, a great idea" HAHAHAHAHA! And i wouldn't put it past the cunts to doctor the actual text of OTOOS. We'll see.
antonyhamill 1 year ago
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coffee396 1 year ago
it's so important that the washed up star of 80's T.V. will only pass out 1,000 books instead of 50,000.
betamaxdc 2 years ago
MOAR 'Way Of The Bastard' VIDEOS!!
tomroutledge 2 years ago 16
They say it's a life and death issue because the number of creationists are growing smaller. As Kirk said, the number of atheists are growing and along with the catholics giving a thumbs up to evolution and even forbidding creationists from entering their science meetings, they know they are loosing and they are giving their final shot before those fucks die out. That's why it's a "life and death issue".
alienisuntverus 2 years ago 2
i love the epic climatic music in the book thing ROFL
Coctopus is awsome!
Cerberus091 2 years ago 3
wow ! this is to much for my senses ! I heard about these two bananas, hardcore !
theliberalparis 2 years ago
I heard that they removed a few chapters in there version of origin of species.
jonytonybonk 2 years ago
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jonytonybonk 2 years ago
130 yard sales, how sad!
solodanceparty 2 years ago
Yay! A free copy if the Origin of Species! And, it even comes with fifty pieces of toilet paper!
julianalmasude 2 years ago 6
Its not a life or death issue. Creationist just think they can answer all the questions of evolution.
animemonarch888 2 years ago
How about everyone who watches this vid takes a free book, rips out the first 50 pages, and RECYCLEs them. I know I'm going to : D
LordFischious 2 years ago
Please tell me Comfort and Cameron are going to be at UCLA.
EpicFailGuy91 2 years ago
Lets do it. Each atheist should write a few pages about the Bible. Then we all put it together and insert it in the front of the Bible.
UncomfortableSilence 2 years ago 3
holy shit dude that's an awesome idea! XD
JohnnyBlazeGR 2 years ago
Kirk said earlier that Gideons can't even give away Bibles to people in schools as if that were illegal....
1:15 Here Kirk says Berkeley has a policy stating it's ok to give away Bibles at heir school. Funny how Kirk thinks.
kaduisaui 2 years ago 2
DEAR GOD! OVER 130 YARD SALES YOU SAY?! How can science ever compete with such well financed enemies?!
ThinkWithYourMind223 2 years ago 3
Ironically the cover of the book they are passing out doesn't even mention an addendum. It just looks like a nice version of 150th Anniversary Origin of Species. Even more ironic is under the "customers also bought:" on Amazon, it says The 150th Anniversary (Ray Comfort) + God Delusion + The Greatest Show on Earth: The Evidence for Evolution. And then it says "Add All three to cart".
riseofatheism 2 years ago
Real simple C0ct0. Include pages 138-189 of the God Delusion as an addendum to the Bible. (The chapter called "Why There Is Almost Certainly No God"). All we need to do is ask him for permission I suppose.
riseofatheism 2 years ago
No wonder this Kirk asshole backed out of the OReily interview when he heard that he would be up against Dawkins.
Fuck me, Dawkins would have ripped him a new one over this Origin of the Species outrage.
MarcusCardiff 2 years ago
Dude, I'm in Boca - I want to have a beer with you... Fuck Kirk Cameron - I'm getting you that Darwin book bro!
doucheteeth 2 years ago
I call for making this 50 page preface to the bible.
Link4587452 2 years ago 5
It would have to be a fuck of a lot longer than 50 pages :)
338dmac 2 years ago 2
No, 50 pages should be enough.
We'll start with listing all the verses where god murders or orders murder.
Then all the verses where he lies.
Then all the verses where he orders rape.
Then all the verses where he fights other gods and admits their existence.
Then where Jesus sinned by working on the Sabbath.
...actually you're right, it might not fit in 50 pages.
rkyeun 2 years ago 5
Yeah, see what I mean? Every other page has this shit on it.
338dmac 2 years ago
If someone actually published said bible, I'd buy 10 copies.
reddog22000 2 years ago
Because Kirk and Ray will go nuts being unable to pay for their hookers and drugs. It's life and death for them. xD (I know they're giving it away for free, but the more people that buy into their crap, the more money they get.)
kmartmask 2 years ago
exactly. its a future view tactic.
fuck it though, I want this shit. I'll take the copy, even with teh fifty pages of bullshit.
SCRulerShinoda 2 years ago
It is a good laugh I'm sure xD
kmartmask 2 years ago
it's not a life or death situation, kirk actually got some new crack
Sagesparten007 2 years ago
You r the best
MeepullStewray 2 years ago
Coctopus, here is my contribution to be added to the bible. It is to be placed at the very front of the book.
"This book uses the supernatural for settings, characters, and themes. All mystical and supernatural elements are fictional and intended for entertainment purposes only. This book contains mature content including rape, genocide, infanticide, torture, incest, murder, child sacrifice, prostitution, illicit sex, drug use, and public execution. Reader discretion is advised."
smaugfrost 2 years ago 30
This has been flagged as spam show
This is great, may I ask for the right to copy and paste this in the comment sections of creationist videos?
WSCP 2 years ago
I agree 100%
unknown1129 2 years ago
hah. thanks.
smaugfrost 2 years ago
@smaugfrost you forgot incest*
Joesexy424 1 year ago
IMHO "life or death issue" = "Way of the Weasel Ministries needs money"
1Weemaryanne 2 years ago
lol. The end really was the best part.
Towedwart 2 years ago
C0ct0pus
You wanted to know how this could be life or death?
I think I have the ansewer.
I honestly think I would fall over and die laughing if I met these fucktards in person!
SkyDoginthetube 2 years ago 5
jesus titty pinching christ. face palm over & over & over
shazta88 2 years ago
50 extra rolling papers, throw some yesca in there roll it up, light it up, legalize it...dont penalize it.
BluesRockRo 2 years ago
yaadsales still cracks me the fuck up
toolegit2quittttt 2 years ago 2
It's amazing how C0tc0pus is able to make The Way of the master not only bearable to watch but also enjoyable. Keep it up. I want to see those retards get owned more. :P
NukeFishy 2 years ago 2
How is it a life or death issue? Because if they don't hand the books out, GOD WILL KILL US ALL!!!!!!!!!!
pbmdh 2 years ago 2
I'll just rip out the pages and use them to roll giant joints... just like I did with those little green NTs back in the day.
TheKingOfFresno 2 years ago 2
can you still order it?
mage1over137 2 years ago
50 pages of that crap? What a waste of those poor trees.
laprofessorapai 2 years ago 4
I think it's a good deal. A great book for free, and comes with the bonus of 50 pages of toilet paper.
Robotocracy 2 years ago 5
"This is still America, land of the free, home of the brave." ....I know, let's send Kirk & Ray to AFGHANISTAN...THAT's a life (and hopefully) two deaths issue...!!!
whereitsat309 2 years ago 2
i would love to see those two in a terror video pleading for a ransom before getting beheaded lol jk but fuckin shit our world is goin to hell, we need fuckin aliens to come down right fuckin now to end this modern religious scam.. u should do a video on peter popoff & wesboro baptist church fred phelps the two biggest nutfucks out thier
EyEnOtgAy 2 years ago
They wouldn't hand out King James Bibles to students in case they actually READ it.... Unlike Kirk, who hasn't got a fucking clue about what is actually in it...........twat.
whereitsat309 2 years ago
Pass out the new bibles with an intro at the same time as the creationists are there. Maybe the creationists should be met with some people to counter their rubbish while they are handing out their crap at these Universities.
cobol528 2 years ago
Can't non-creationists just pretend to be creationists and sign up to help pass out these books and then just take 'em for ourselves. It's not stealing if they're free.
mjr256 2 years ago
This was the funniest shit i've seen in awhile.
wonslung 2 years ago
man I love your stuff, but this is the best yet. i ain't gay, but I still want your babies.
DARRBEV 2 years ago
I hope there's a giveaway at my campus.
They'll have to either stay mobile, debate me, or tolerate a contentious presence.
Whuppee 2 years ago 3
Nicely done. One of your best videos to date.
CMVoiceofreason 2 years ago 2
No don't burn it, lessons in stupidity are lessons too.
DodoPandemic 2 years ago
As awesome as it would be to pass out bibles with 50 page additions, I think it would only reinforce some Christians' belief that Origin of the Species is our "bible" and Darwin is our god.
RageTreb 2 years ago
I'll take one. I'm running low on toilet paper
bobble12221 2 years ago 4
I was gonna read the 50 pages, and I got to page 8 and I was like ooh, looking good, only one Christ reference, clergy and scientists working side by side, good shit. I mean it wasn't offensive or anything.
Than page 9 came. Yea page 9. /Sigh.
Atillaelfun 2 years ago
its funny how the original video they posted on their channel was 1 starred to death, so they had to reupload another one where they disabled comments and ratings.
holywaterx 2 years ago 3
Why hasn't Kirk been arrested for lying so god damn much? Seriously, their whole platform is based on this fuckin guy's ability to just lie over and over and over again and be completely unfazed. I know I've said this before, but these guys claim to have a scientific following, well where the fuck are all your scientists? Why instead do you need an actor, a professionally trained liar, to present your position? And they STILL say there are no transitionals, omg I can't believe he's not in jail.
338dmac 2 years ago
50 page introduction to the bible? I'm on it.
TatsujinSan 2 years ago 3
Just get someone to print a version of the skeptics annotated bible. That would be just as satisfying.
Cowinspace 2 years ago
Hellz Yeah!!!
BusterWolf23 2 years ago
LOL! The reason Kirk says it is a life or death issue is the belief that providing the Gospel and message of Jesus Christ as our Savior will potentially lead readers to confess their sins and thus, Christain Salvation aka Everlasting life.
discuscatcher 2 years ago
I haven't seen kirk cameron since the 80's. I had no idea he was part of the god squad. I feel so dirty
langeroony35 2 years ago 3
It's a life or death issue in the sense that Cameron/Comfort believe that everyone who doesn't believe what they do will burn in hell forever (or will receive eternal bliss if they do).
If you're as retarded/deluded as they are, it's a life or death issue. If you aren't, it isn't. ;)
lenoka 2 years ago 4
what about engineers and scientists kirk? are they too smart for you? retard
ThisisStickman 2 years ago 5
wow al I say is wow kirk is a dumb ass and ray looks like a porn star I keep A look out for the book on my campus and try to mail you one so we can both laugh at it together in harmony as GOD "galactic obitile ditey" lol wanted us too lol
jestermonkey1345 2 years ago
I can't believe I actually had posters of this douche bag hanging on my walls when I was in middle school.
Of course, I am a lesbian and I -knew- I was a lesbian who was trying to fit in with the heterosexual mindset all around me.
That fact alone gives me a lot of satisfaction--knowing that this piece of shit had a lesbian promoting and supporting his role as a celebrity.
ObviouslyFey 2 years ago 2
Over A HUNDRED AND THIRTY YARD SALES!!!!
I pissed myself... just another reason to hate Kirk and Ray.
xccmx 2 years ago
I wish I could get a copy of the book from them. I want to rip out those 50 pages and burn them right in front of these idiots. I wonder what they would do? Something entertaining probably.
Seinglede 2 years ago
great video, I agree that having a copy of the first 50 pages would be great for when you have a bad day and need to remind yourself that in fact their are dumber people out there than yourself
fartwimp 2 years ago
Ah how I reminisce on the days of Michael Seaver...............
DaHonestAbe 2 years ago
Over A HUNDRED AND THIRTY YARD SALES??
That's practically a national social movement! Keep that dramatic music playing because I think the planets just aligned!
LogicRising 2 years ago
"Unskilled workers. We need you" Awesome. I didn't think creationists REALLY are retarded..
Cr0uch1ng71g3r 2 years ago
man coctopus im following you since you started and i think this is your best videos in a long time. as you said you had great material but this is really really entertaining haha
keep the good stuff goin!
neoblast1 2 years ago 2
OVER 130 YARD SALES!
kajicamabla 2 years ago
Given how much these lying arseholes like quote mining and incomplete paragraphs, what's the betting a few errors will "accidentally" sneak in?
bdf2718 2 years ago
Better yet, why not have footnotes just pointing to all bullshit.
dizzi12345 2 years ago
3:21 true!
Europeunity 2 years ago
Even though the book is public domain,don't they still need permission from the estate to remove or change anything in it?Serious question,I'd like an answer.Power To The Educated!
coolintruddle 2 years ago
Ha ha! Not surprising that Cameron and his cronies have to find some underhand method to get the creationist propaganda out there. I hope you get a copy C0ct0, it will make for hilarious videos. :)
musicgeniusno1 2 years ago
Christ, if I was in the US I'd volunteer and knick the books LOL Cause I'm an evil atheist - yo
dugges 2 years ago
I hope it fucking rains LOL
dugges 2 years ago
Good starter paper for the fireplace. I heard they messed with the interior text too. (very second hand, but the person who told said PZ Meyers got a copy and declared the edit) Fucking snakes.
Bible intro:: There was no global flood. Jewish people were not slaves in egypt that built the pyramids.. In fact we could shorten it to a short sentence saying "This book is completely fiction" and put a big F on the spine.
nadiaTeeze 2 years ago
I'd love a copy, I never whiped my ass with an introduction to the Origin of species hahaha.
Yet I don't think they'll be handing it out at Dutch universities.
I freaking love the idea of writing a 50 page introduction to the bible.
tapotsnm 2 years ago
People are selfish, I feal that it has less to do with peoples relgion and more with just that fact. I was thouht as a all we are supposted to do is tell people about God and if they dont want to here it then move on and go about your busness. I herd notthing about forceing your views or crying people disagree with you because like u said we would not want someone to do that to use. Treat others as u would do yourself. Once again people are selfish it does not matter what u believe.
nextbigdizzman 2 years ago
I went to their website to see if I could get myself a free book. Turns out, they're giving out an abridged version of 200 or so pages, including the 50 page Comfort introduction (the original is usually 600 pages or more in paperback form) and they're charging gullible creationists for the privilege of distributing their propaganda, for free. These guys are in it for the money and they're anything but stupid.
optiuum67 2 years ago 3
hey!
its Ray Cumfart!i love that guy!
warpedwiselegoman 2 years ago
hahahaha, nice pun
tapotsnm 2 years ago
Does anyone know if their list of 50 universities is published anywhere? I live near a large university that is likely on the list (for having high-ranked biology-related programs, and for being relatively close to Comfort's home city).
I'll mark my calendar for November 19 and bet on them being there - if I find them I'll try to get a copy (or more if possible).
gremlinn7 2 years ago
How much do you figure each copy cost to print?
Two bucks maybe?
They spent upwards of a hundred grand?
Where do they get their money?
kingsdun 2 years ago
am i the only one who fears that they will take pieces out of darwins book ? I would gues they do that, just you know, take out or rewrite pieces of it to make up the illusion of mistakes and so on
Kleefeldt123 2 years ago 2
I'm sure they made a few strategic "printing errors".
zowxon 2 years ago
I only put my hand up as a joke - honest!!
I agree the book will be tainted, but I don't want to give these idiots any ammo in their belief that we see Darwin as a god and evolution as a religion.
youvexme 2 years ago
Coctopus- I love you! Your videos are fantastic!
I wonder if they'll come to U Mich? I would gladly confront them.
GreenEarth8 2 years ago
Why were they proud that people weren't offended? Isn't it more pathetic that they expected people to be offended?
PissedOffAtheist 2 years ago
Wow! You actualy have people that crazy in United-States ?
Poor people. Come to Canada for 15 dollars you can go see them at the zoo.
MINGO4445 2 years ago 2
the sad part is that most probaly some poeple are going to read the 50 pages (or even just a half of that) and they will not go further...
DocStrange0123 2 years ago
Why not write the introduction to the Bible. Sell It. And Give the profits to Doctors W/O Borders of whatever charity? I stated in another text comment that I'll help write and distribute the book. I'm at UNC-CH now and I'm sure it would go over well here. People at College Campuses would buy it!
ChillPenguin2 2 years ago
Or an annotated edition of the Bible hwere all the metaphors, myths and bullshit is pointed out and a history lesson of how the Bible came to be.
Hamhark98 2 years ago
People like you are what makes me hate USA a little less.
niiidar 2 years ago 2
We don't pass out those, because that is costly, and is rather petty. I wonder if passing out the excerpts of Dawkins new book would violate those policies... :(
IdleGod 2 years ago
100 page addendum to the Bible? LET'S DO IT! I'll volunteer to help pass them out.
endergt 2 years ago 2
"there's nothing to fear, we're going to a local university" oh .... sweet science, now I'm terrified of these guys showing up in person.
ethosflux 2 years ago
I say we make over 9000 copies of our "Bible" with a 100 page introduction!
inmyheart313131 2 years ago 3
I'm not sure that 100 pages are enough to even scratch the surface of creationist stupidity.
MikeRaWare2 2 years ago
it can be summed up in just one word really. Wrong.
geocat 2 years ago
Hey, wtf I missed this part, didn't show up.
ContinuumXT 2 years ago
i miss dinosaur land...
brainiac10 2 years ago
If it's a campus around here, maybe we could organize a few atheists to walk through the campus area randomly and pick up as many books as they'll hand out.
BrianKGarver 2 years ago
Kirk Cameron has a wife, six kids and hasn't had an acting job in years.
Hmmmm. I wonder where the cash from the yard sales actually goes?
RebelVoDKa 2 years ago 4
Original Origin of Species has nearly 400 pages, this has 50 page introduction and is 304 pages long.
I think they left something out
labrat882 2 years ago
It can be that they used diffrent spacing and size of fonts
Gripen1974 2 years ago
The original is already with very tiny font and tightly packed.. but maybe the book is just bigger
labrat882 2 years ago
my copy has 226 pages, but it is translated to swedish
Gripen1974 2 years ago
Figures! I took my number from Wordsworth Edition 1998 which is in english and pocket-sized.
labrat882 2 years ago
I just read some of that 50 page addendum..
That fucking banana is still the smartest thing to ever come out of Ray Comfort's mouth..
SofaKingLoaded 2 years ago
OVER 130 YARD SALES!!!!!
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Deadcode000 2 years ago 2
i will say one thing about the lawers and creationists c0ct0pus. the main difference is on occasion you have a use for a lawyer. we have no use at all for creationists.....
hellshade2 2 years ago
i'd love to get the book from one of these guys, rip out the part added by rey comfort and hand that part back to the guy that gave me the book and tell them sorry but this part juist does not belong here. thxs for the book....
hellshade2 2 years ago
These pricks just ooze desperation.
melowar78 2 years ago
I'd never let a creationist suck my dick. FUCKING awesome.
Lish47 2 years ago
I would.
SAsgarters 2 years ago
These guys are just fucking pieces of shit
neoyorke 2 years ago 2
YOu had a great Idea to do the same to the bible write a 50 page This book is horrible intro and make the cover look dreadful
GodKillerAtheist 2 years ago
Great series of videos on Ray Cumfart and his butt buddy!! Well done!
Jimb0can 2 years ago 4
Maybe someone else has pointed this out, but all they're doing is an ad-hominem attack on Darwin - which says not a single thing about the validity of the theory.
Newton was also a bit of an arse, but that doesn't discredit his work on calculus.
LukeWhitehorn 2 years ago
Hey C0cto I'll tell you why it's a "life or death" issue.
Because if Kirk Cameron does'nt move enough of these books for Ray Comfort he won't get to go to Jesus Camp for easter.
Not only that but Cameron will have to face the "intelligent design" of Ray Comfort's banana in his mouth as they praise god in their special priest/altar boy way.
WhirlingWolves 2 years ago 2
lolz I just went to their side and I took the 10 commandments test to see if I was a sinner. I filled on everything innocent but I still was a dirty siner who should be afraid of God.
philateliceun 2 years ago
Have you read their 50 page bullshit intro yet? It's fucking hilarious... they actually quote-mine Darwin multiple times in his own book. Ray Comfort must have brass balls...
jussts 2 years ago
Bwahahaa, your segment 7:20 through 7:40 can only provoke one possible reaction: "hysterical laughter"
The rest is almost as funny!!
Good vid C0c !
Paxmax 2 years ago 3
Everytime the LSD show up on my door with a free book I offer them a view of my front door.....closed, after I ask them how the bike ride was from Utah.
sidplicity 2 years ago
Life or death to Christianity if they don't indoctrinate hundreds of thousands of young, gullible people.
TruthSurge 2 years ago
Fucking awesome series you have made here C0ckt0pus.
Skodmunk 2 years ago 3
These morons want to make evolution something you can just talk about over a picnic table. I'ts a complex science. If they want to disprove it (the floor is yours senator) then they should go ahead instead of these childish antics.
tonypiecuzpan 2 years ago
Hey, I've got it! B4 they hand out any books, we get the word out to that place they are going to hand out in and tell them they can get Origin of Species free at the gutenberg project online! hahahaha
TruthSurge 2 years ago
i bet not many people will take the bibles that they are planning to give out. they were doing that bs at my highschool last year and I was like, "sorry I'm Atheist" lmao.
aurash91 2 years ago
Thanx for the lulz C0ct0pusPrime.. :)
You're on fire today..
PrettySneaky 2 years ago 2
Who knows, maybe this shit will backfire on the WOTM assholes as it will put some copies of Origin of Species into the hands of some Creationists who have never even had the chance to see the other side, and may just get past the propaganda introduction and read the real stuff afterwards and dare I even suggest it, start to think about it for themselves!
trentv74 2 years ago
zomgitscriss - origin of stupidity . . . has a link to the 50 page intro in the side bar!
ItsMitchyBitch 2 years ago 3
Bad aussie accent to mock a kiwi... fail!
Wolfau5 2 years ago
Dprjones manage to host one event generating 32 000 dollars for doctors without borders.
WOTM is spending thousands of dollars to corrupt youth with creationist psuedo-science bullshit.
Neltharions 2 years ago 4
I would love to go there, take 20 copies and then rip out the intro in front of them. XD
nashertheatheist 2 years ago 3
you believing that a creationist touching this book would taint it... i know you are joking.... but still... you are just as hateful as hatefilled christians.
TabbiBmore 2 years ago
I do not believe a Creationist's touch can taint anything.
That would be an irrational belief.
However, I would very carefully check if the text has been respected fully - down to every word and every bit of punctuation.
After all, Creationists have a proven track record of distorting science.
amoxtlacatl 2 years ago
130? Why, that's OVER 9,000!!!!
bobbyhill3323 2 years ago 4
If they don't read the book, they will die. That's why it's life or death.
bobbyhill3323 2 years ago
Do we trust these people to actually fully respect THE text by Darwin - their sworn enemy?
May I sugg