If Optimus had been this hardcore back in the day, the Decepticons wouldn't have made it past "More Than Meets the Eye: Part 3". Not even Samuel L Megatron could stand up to Gunny Prime.
BTW, 9 people would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the god damn common curtsey to give him a reach-around.
Man that was GREAT! You did an awesome job of synching this up! Especially Pvt Pyle at the end! But I was hoping to see him say "Now choke yourself!" haha :-)
I'm not sure if I've ever commented on this before, but I've watched it many times over. The fact is that it gets better and better each time I see it. The Transformers is a big part of my life so I can truly see the humor in this. Thank you for the chuckle indeed!
"You arent even human fucking beings. Your nothing but unorganized crabastic peices of amphibian shit!"..."Who said that? WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT?! WHOS THE SLIMEY THE COMMON SHIT TWINKLE-TOED COCKSUCKER DOWN HERE WHO JUST SIGNED HIS OWN DEATH WARRENT?! Nobody huh? The fairy fucking godmother said it!"..."Hell, I like you. You can come over to my house and fuck my sister. You little scum-bag! I got your name. I GOT YOUR ASS!"
I feel like a bad girl right now! XD I LOVE THIS ONE!!!!
This is truly, the funniest thing I have ever seen...hands down. Full Metal Jacket w/ drill instructor is by far one of the funniest movies all time even compared to movies yet to be released or thought of
was that hot rod who was joker he become the leader in the movie transformers that is? well what to say all i tube is motorbikes well it is orignal i give you that and 4 stars.
Especially that last scene with the phaoronic looking transformer entity, that was so appropos to the look of Pvt. Pyle. Damn funny scene at the end, as that is what Pvt. Pyle WOULD be if he was a transformer!
my favorite scene too,at about 4:50,whan he's trying to wipe that stupid lookin' grin off his face,i was laughing so hard,it was hard to make,luck,or comedic genius?,you decide...thanks again...
No. It's a Quintessan; former enslavers of the Cybertronian before they kicked their collective beam-emitting crappers off that planet. And spillions of years then, they blew up their own flanking home to try and wipe out only like a FEW of them. Priceless. :P
Why are you all quoting the lines themselves as funny? That shit is already known as the most famous fucking segment of FMJ. What is funny is the way it has been dubbed onto this funny-assed sequence of transformers clips! THAT is funny!!
If Optimus had been this hardcore back in the day, the Decepticons wouldn't have made it past "More Than Meets the Eye: Part 3". Not even Samuel L Megatron could stand up to Gunny Prime.
BTW, 9 people would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the god damn common curtsey to give him a reach-around.
ShadowACE1998 9 months ago
Optimus Prime+R. Lee Ermey= EPIC WIN!
nils920 1 year ago
Man that was GREAT! You did an awesome job of synching this up! Especially Pvt Pyle at the end! But I was hoping to see him say "Now choke yourself!" haha :-)
TonyN737 1 year ago
who ta fuck said that?
FEAR709 1 year ago
i found that rather annoying.
Funnyfish66 1 year ago
0:35
No duh, Prime, you're all robots! You lost a few bits of your logic circuits when they rebuilt you, eh?
RRVCrinale 1 year ago
0:39 lol ur just peices of amphibious SHIT
theepicrewiewer 1 year ago
Private snowball! lol
putanginanshit 1 year ago
"you can come over to my house and FUCK my little sister" lol i love that
Dummylego 1 year ago 9
This sort of thing would work in the Shattered Glass universe, where Optimus is a douche!
Gundamluverx 1 year ago
bullshit i cant hear you
TheYoungChamps 1 year ago
THAT WAS AMAZING, ONE OF THE FUNNIEST THINGS ON YT.
Good job 5 stars.
mrtamberineman123 2 years ago
That was so funny!!
TheRezWolf 2 years ago
DAMN straight optimus would be the DI
killingseason777 2 years ago
sir what? were you about to call me an asshole
stevieboy1006 2 years ago
Its about time Prime Whipped Roddimus's Group into shape lol
protosaber363 2 years ago 8
If u like Full Metal Jacket and Transformers you will definitely find the humor in this. Great Vid!
AtomicE77 2 years ago
great idea!
infinityjrh 2 years ago
L O L
generaldesor 2 years ago
NICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Flatbedkw 2 years ago
This comment has received too many negative votes show
stupid
lovestrange420 2 years ago
how tall are you private?
sir 5 foot 9 sir
5 foot 9? i didnt know they stacked shit that high lol
whydoidodis 3 years ago
I'm not sure if I've ever commented on this before, but I've watched it many times over. The fact is that it gets better and better each time I see it. The Transformers is a big part of my life so I can truly see the humor in this. Thank you for the chuckle indeed!
OptimusOpie 3 years ago 3
right on....thanks alot for watchin...
also,check out my video entitled "what??"
niceguy1029 3 years ago
lmao!
WolfMueller 3 years ago
awesome
moleogod 3 years ago
Strangely enough, I can imagine Op coming out with this-what with how long his speeches are...
darkxaur 3 years ago
you whats your excuse?
excuse for what sir?
im asking the fucking questions here!
roflol
supahninja1 3 years ago
Yeah, we all heard it.
wannaseesumfun 3 years ago
What if they had put THIS in the series? XD
BumblebeeXrocks 3 years ago
that would be hillarious
supahninja1 3 years ago
Galvatron: "OMG! It's ARMY PRIME! DECEPTICONS RETREAT!!!!!
Prime: "Where da fuck you think you're going, Private?!"
Probably something like that? XD XD XD lol
BumblebeeXrocks 3 years ago 2
*ROFL* Megs is Private Snowball! XD
Megsgirl247 3 years ago
Private snowball. xD
arksolo2 3 years ago
Greatest, video, ever.
Ps360Facepunch 3 years ago
Anybody got the email for the guy who originaly did optimus? I'm sure he'd get a big kick out of this!
BumblebeeXrocks 3 years ago
I think the Quinticon uploaded a "Heavy Metal Jacket" episode as memory by accident. 0.0 XD
BumblebeeXrocks 3 years ago
Sorry, Full metal jacket
BumblebeeXrocks 3 years ago
funny shit haha
Munkyw 3 years ago
"You arent even human fucking beings. Your nothing but unorganized crabastic peices of amphibian shit!"..."Who said that? WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT?! WHOS THE SLIMEY THE COMMON SHIT TWINKLE-TOED COCKSUCKER DOWN HERE WHO JUST SIGNED HIS OWN DEATH WARRENT?! Nobody huh? The fairy fucking godmother said it!"..."Hell, I like you. You can come over to my house and fuck my sister. You little scum-bag! I got your name. I GOT YOUR ASS!"
I feel like a bad girl right now! XD I LOVE THIS ONE!!!!
BumblebeeXrocks 3 years ago 2
lol OP is crazzy!! XD
PACCO928132501 4 years ago
LOL that was awesome...the eminem batman mix was good too
treezin 4 years ago
Holy dog shit? That's one I've never heard before.
menslady125 4 years ago
lulz
GalacticKnight 4 years ago
ilove this it fits so good
simatar 4 years ago 2
lol, you have turned optimas into a hard ass sergant, or whatever.
bedpit 4 years ago
This is truly, the funniest thing I have ever seen...hands down. Full Metal Jacket w/ drill instructor is by far one of the funniest movies all time even compared to movies yet to be released or thought of
kenneth20748 4 years ago
"Here you are all equally worthless!" XD
Fucking awesome vid. Thanks for the link :)
ArthasvsLeon 4 years ago
lol
LLMelvinL 4 years ago
That was well done!
Shogunelite 4 years ago
HA HA, Nice.
McGuyver 4 years ago
good show u took a lot of time and some might call it a waste but i liked it
Tenraigamer12 4 years ago
sweet!lol
chazz187 4 years ago
damn good!
Jake1722 4 years ago
Pure Genius
tommo010 4 years ago
lmao! well done!
inwatersdeep 4 years ago
i love the look on ultra magnus'face[thats him next to pvt. joker]
niceguy1029 4 years ago
Classic! i cant even imagine the patience it must have taken to find the clips and synch them! job well done NICEGUY , flawless! thanx.
doobs161 4 years ago
ROFL
STEZAG 4 years ago
was that hot rod who was joker he become the leader in the movie transformers that is? well what to say all i tube is motorbikes well it is orignal i give you that and 4 stars.
TheBedfordboyz 4 years ago
Especially that last scene with the phaoronic looking transformer entity, that was so appropos to the look of Pvt. Pyle. Damn funny scene at the end, as that is what Pvt. Pyle WOULD be if he was a transformer!
nejatarn 4 years ago
my favorite scene too,at about 4:50,whan he's trying to wipe that stupid lookin' grin off his face,i was laughing so hard,it was hard to make,luck,or comedic genius?,you decide...thanks again...
niceguy1029 4 years ago
No. It's a Quintessan; former enslavers of the Cybertronian before they kicked their collective beam-emitting crappers off that planet. And spillions of years then, they blew up their own flanking home to try and wipe out only like a FEW of them. Priceless. :P
LordTyrenol 4 years ago
Why are you all quoting the lines themselves as funny? That shit is already known as the most famous fucking segment of FMJ. What is funny is the way it has been dubbed onto this funny-assed sequence of transformers clips! THAT is funny!!
nejatarn 4 years ago
thanks alot,man!
niceguy1029 4 years ago
I gotta tell my friends about this! lol
DSkehan501902513 4 years ago
LOL!
DSkehan501902513 4 years ago
five foot nine,i didn't know they stacked shit that high..
niceguy1029 5 years ago
amphibian shit. lol
Apples533 5 years ago