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  • If Optimus had been this hardcore back in the day, the Decepticons wouldn't have made it past "More Than Meets the Eye: Part 3". Not even Samuel L Megatron could stand up to Gunny Prime.

    BTW, 9 people would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the god damn common curtsey to give him a reach-around.

  • Optimus Prime+R. Lee Ermey= EPIC WIN!

  • Man that was GREAT! You did an awesome job of synching this up! Especially Pvt Pyle at the end! But I was hoping to see him say "Now choke yourself!" haha :-)

  • who ta fuck said that?

  • i found that rather annoying.

  • 0:35

    No duh, Prime, you're all robots! You lost a few bits of your logic circuits when they rebuilt you, eh?

  • 0:39 lol ur just peices of amphibious SHIT

  • Private snowball! lol

  • "you can come over to my house and FUCK my little sister" lol i love that

  • This sort of thing would work in the Shattered Glass universe, where Optimus is a douche!

  • bullshit i cant hear you

  • THAT WAS AMAZING, ONE OF THE FUNNIEST THINGS ON YT.

    Good job 5 stars.

  • That was so funny!!

  • DAMN straight optimus would be the DI

  • sir what? were you about to call me an asshole

  • Its about time Prime Whipped Roddimus's Group into shape lol

  • If u like Full Metal Jacket and Transformers you will definitely find the humor in this. Great Vid!

  • great idea!

  • L  O L

  • NICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • how tall are you private?

    sir 5 foot 9 sir

    5 foot 9? i didnt know they stacked shit that high lol

  • I'm not sure if I've ever commented on this before, but I've watched it many times over. The fact is that it gets better and better each time I see it. The Transformers is a big part of my life so I can truly see the humor in this. Thank you for the chuckle indeed!

  • right on....thanks alot for watchin...

    also,check out my video entitled "what??"

  • lmao!

  • awesome

  • Strangely enough, I can imagine Op coming out with this-what with how long his speeches are...

  • you whats your excuse?

    excuse for what sir?

    im asking the fucking questions here!

    roflol

  • Yeah, we all heard it.

  • What if they had put THIS in the series? XD

  • that would be hillarious

  • Galvatron: "OMG! It's ARMY PRIME! DECEPTICONS RETREAT!!!!!

    Prime: "Where da fuck you think you're going, Private?!"

    Probably something like that? XD XD XD lol

  • *ROFL* Megs is Private Snowball! XD

  • Private snowball. xD

  • Greatest, video, ever.

  • Anybody got the email for the guy who originaly did optimus? I'm sure he'd get a big kick out of this!

  • I think the Quinticon uploaded a "Heavy Metal Jacket" episode as memory by accident. 0.0 XD

  • Sorry, Full metal jacket

  • funny shit haha

  • "You arent even human fucking beings. Your nothing but unorganized crabastic peices of amphibian shit!"..."Who said that? WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT?! WHOS THE SLIMEY THE COMMON SHIT TWINKLE-TOED COCKSUCKER DOWN HERE WHO JUST SIGNED HIS OWN DEATH WARRENT?! Nobody huh? The fairy fucking godmother said it!"..."Hell, I like you. You can come over to my house and fuck my sister. You little scum-bag! I got your name. I GOT YOUR ASS!"

    I feel like a bad girl right now! XD I LOVE THIS ONE!!!!

  • lol OP is crazzy!! XD

  • LOL that was awesome...the eminem batman mix was good too

  • Holy dog shit? That's one I've never heard before.

  • lulz

  • ilove this it fits so good

  • lol, you have turned optimas into a hard ass sergant, or whatever.

  • This is truly, the funniest thing I have ever seen...hands down. Full Metal Jacket w/ drill instructor is by far one of the funniest movies all time even compared to movies yet to be released or thought of

  • "Here you are all equally worthless!" XD

    Fucking awesome vid. Thanks for the link :)

  • lol

  • That was well done!

  • HA HA, Nice.

  • good show u took a lot of time and some might call it a waste but i liked it

  • sweet!lol

  • damn good!

  • Pure Genius

  • lmao! well done!

  • i love the look on ultra magnus'face[thats him next to pvt. joker]

  • Classic! i cant even imagine the patience it must have taken to find the clips and synch them! job well done NICEGUY , flawless! thanx.

  • ROFL

  • was that hot rod who was joker he become the leader in the movie transformers that is? well what to say all i tube is motorbikes well it is orignal i give you that and 4 stars.

  • Especially that last scene with the phaoronic looking transformer entity, that was so appropos to the look of Pvt. Pyle. Damn funny scene at the end, as that is what Pvt. Pyle WOULD be if he was a transformer!

  • my favorite scene too,at about 4:50,whan he's trying to wipe that stupid lookin' grin off his face,i was laughing so hard,it was hard to make,luck,or comedic genius?,you decide...thanks again...

  • No. It's a Quintessan; former enslavers of the Cybertronian before they kicked their collective beam-emitting crappers off that planet. And spillions of years then, they blew up their own flanking home to try and wipe out only like a FEW of them. Priceless. :P

  • Why are you all quoting the lines themselves as funny? That shit is already known as the most famous fucking segment of FMJ. What is funny is the way it has been dubbed onto this funny-assed sequence of transformers clips! THAT is funny!!

  • thanks alot,man!

  • I gotta tell my friends about this! lol

  • LOL!

  • five foot nine,i didn't know they stacked shit that high..

  • amphibian shit. lol

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