Cooking with Juggalos

[TheGloryfighter1000]

She should cook fillet mignon cause im sure all juggalos eat that since there fat

[SmexiiPeguin]

LOVE the paint :D

[freakbitch420]

wtf are the eggs for fam!?!?

[MrJuggalobrotherhood]

funny lol

[wickedskittlez]

ROFL, this idea was pretty fresh. Kudos to the fam.

[SIurm]

that looks like a nice house.

[DrFrankLee]

Did she just say MAGNET cheese ???

[psychoswagg]

like the make up

[Synerate]

best part of this video, is that no one realizes this is just an over the top parody. They arent bashing on juggalos either, its just this is the least likely things you would see is a juggalo cooking show...hence funny.

[entregan]

How hard can you he making mac and cheese? Really this is pathetic ... and these mfs are running around doing.hoodlum shit???

[TheFileSharersRedux]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[LookMaNoBrains]

My ninja made a movement.

[StropewafelBWC]

only thing juggalo know how to cook is meth

[AndrewDeLong]

Errrmmmmm..... I see what you were going for here, but the Porcupine based subtext was really underused. Next time, I suggest you focus more on the Geo-politico mid structure of rivaling european nations.

Then, maybe, you're mac and cheese will have a bit more success to it.

[CerealKillerAK47]

this was stupid..

[LilMissRazor]

Funny lol whoop whoop

[hamberkiller2]

haha funny shit fam WHOOP WHOOP !!

[TonyPhoenixJuggalo]

im allergic to vagina

[Bjorklova81]

This crazy, i love it <33 :-D x

[dasmegacool]

is this how juggalos really talk or are you just trying to be funny/retarded?

[Ghostgnads22]

I wanna shit in their food

[KoRnownsyou]

fuckin stupid

[thelondoncaller]

lmao, i love how juggalos think this is for real. just shows how retarded juggalos really are, so retarded they can't tell when somebody is acting like a retarded juggalo.

[zexion316]

Lmfao

[kuddlemuffinz]

@ItsKnucklez Because nail polish is awesome bro!!

[juggalotus2012]

MCL KEEP IT WICKED.

[TheRealYoungRydaz]

MURDER THAT SHIT

Whoop Whoop

[SuddenDeafOvertime]

HAHAHAHA!!! MMWCL!

[Jaybeat2k6]

1:22 "Once my boy gets the eggs out of the FREEZER"....

You put your eggs in the freezer?!? O_o

[mspoohbearfan]

I love this!!!whoop whoop!!

[FoldingZebra]

Your single mother must be proud.

[buddha453]

Aprons, how do they work?

[LuLyouMaD]

Bitch did i ask for mac and cheese?NO MOTHER FUCKER

SANDWICH

YOU KNOW THIS YOU WHORE.

[fearthemaggot666]

WHOOOOP WHOOOP !

.. and haters say were the dumb ones when they cant even fucking spell hahahahahahah dumb fucks

[dronic13]

@fearthemaggot666 can't. hurr hurr durr.

[GoalieKidd22]

bitch belongs in the kitchen.

makin me a sandwich.

[apleye]

LMFAOOOOO omfg

[Miller420Man]

hahaa some good eatin!!!

[deneous]

@Xxdom4073xX And I love how you tried to insult his grammatical error but made one of your own. HAHAHAHAHAHA! Fucker.

[bestieverhad69]

hahaha bad ass whooop whooop mutha fackoos

[kazekamiteras]

why would you even use eggs for mac and cheese?

[XpureXmetalXlifeX]

it was funny when they were dancing with the pointy sharp metal objects lol

[xraygegz5]

girls too skinny to be a juggolet, (they're usually heffers) their house looks too clean as well!

[juggalomike19]

@xraygegz5

my favoret part is how you spelled juggalette wrong XD if your gonna hate try to make your self look like less of an idiot next time *facepalm*

[Xxdom4073xX]

@juggalomike19 My favorite part is how you spelled "favoret" wrong. If you're going to try and insult some ones intelligent, please spell check, at least.

[851852093114208513]

Is ICP even a legitimate rap group? Or are they just some fucking fashion movement? I don't like rap, but I know some people like it and all, but it seems like ICP is just shitting fuck for the hell of it. I also hate the way people who are into that style talk.

[onlyoneskiez]

how does boiling water work?

[onlyoneskiez]

started loling after 5 seconds

[crybaby533K]

Damn I busted a nutt im ur macaroni and watch you finish up the last bit cuz ur stupid ass dumb fucking idiot

[MisterPoe666]

If mac and cheese cooked in three minutes the world would be a better fucking place.

[residentevil3421]

i added some blood....tasted like shit with maccoroni

[Gloppagus]

That mac and cheese was probably shit. They didn't cook it with magnets.

[hkobata]

...what were the eggs for? :(

[gnutzfire]

whoop whoop wcl

[Sevenfold0]

Fucking food how does it work?

[CapnInsano16]

MMFWCL for this. You should make more cooking videos. Keep it real.

[JoshDavisx420x]

Fucking Haters how do they work?

[TBoneOSU1]

Not only does ICP have a super forced lame image, there music fucking sucks too.....

[TBoneOSU1]

@TBoneOSU1

And by the way, I would also pee in her butt. I might want to hose the stupid clown makeup off her face first though.

[hardstylemetalhead]

fucking cheese how dose it work

i think there are some magnets involved

xD

[TheBbergner86]

How does the water work?

[trefz88]

Gotta love all the people posting comments as if this video isnt meant to be a joke....

get a clue guys, check out the other video they posted SK8 and then tell me if you think they r serious.

@TheArtventure funny vids!

[LuthienCross]

damn is it me or does she sound like a re-re?, not hatin on her but still funny soundin as hell and mcl to the fam, haters, and haters within the fam

[trundle91]

ha...ha..ha....funny.......

[dewittvercher]

Alright kool funny video ninjas! But you dumbasses sayin shit like they aint real juggalos because they got ah nice fridge and shit are dumbass it dnt matter if u poor or rich to be ah lo. anybody can be lo . so dnt give ur life story abotut how you fight for food. BULLSHIT go work for food this aint fukin 10000bc shit

[13YrOldJuggalo]

aye FUCK ALL YALL sayn they ain real JUS because they prolly got sum money, it dont Fuckin matter if u rich or piss broke!! dont call dem fake, dont even fuckin kno em, Sho tha Fam sum Luv!!! Not hate!- MCL

[dislocatedelbows]

They're mocking you, morons. " Juggalos" my ass.....they're internet-Carrie-ing you, and it's hysterical :D

[K1ll4Satan666]

hell yea! thats the shit fam i love mac n cheese haha. im too lazy tho so imma grab one of the instant cups, but ill def be makin some better shit at some point haha. MCL! this is featured on icp.com btw thats how i found it. whoop whoop!

[TheTwiztidScarecrow]

And one more thing I would likke to add, would you rather them be in some broke as trailer and just GIVE the haters stereotypes? In my view, if you are ahtin on this... you're a fuckin hater. Deal with it. Go get your PHD.... Player Haters Degree....

[TheTwiztidScarecrow]

Uhhh..... What is wrong with this video that screams that they aren't Juggalos? Because they have a nice kitchen? They mighta acted a bit odd BUT THAT WAS THE POINT. If they were all for real this video wouldn't be shit and get more hate then the little it already gets.

I love it. MCL

[TheTwiztidScarecrow]

@TheTwiztidScarecrow You guys act like they were throwing around money is this video. IT WAS FUCKING MAC N' CHEESE!

[wraththekillajuggalo]

man that shit ain't funny you say you are real juggalos but your surrounded by a bunch of nice shit

eating brand name mac n cheese

using a fuckin expensive ass stove

you don't gotta be poor to be a juggalo

but you can't be surrounded by a bunch of fuckin nice shit

this entire video makes juggalos like me and like my homies look really fuckin bad

i fight to make sure my family eats

and you're eatin kraft mac n cheese

wtf ever can't wait till juffalos like you leave

[TeamSamson888]

@wraththekillajuggalo you can be poor or rich. juggalos are scrubs who have been picked on and treated like shit i grew up in flint so i no how it is being poor but people can move away from that shit and still be family haha mcl

[wraththekillajuggalo]

@TeamSamson888 you can be a rich or poor juggalo i agree

but those kids are mockin juggalos

and it makes real juggalos look bad

plz if your a rich juggalo don't make internet videos of you bein a juggalo with your rich shit

n besides they have all that nice shit but not one piece of hatchetgear(and yes i know you don't have to buy hatchetgear to be a juggalo)but a real juggalo who runs across money'll buy some merch because its fresh and thats what they want

yet no merch on these richies

[13YrOldJuggalo]

@wraththekillajuggalo y cant rich fam make videos? cuz they got better appaliences then u? their making fuckin mac n cheese with their faces painted for YOUR entertainment, ain gotta b head to toe in psychopathic shyt, soundin like a Real Bitch rate now calln em fake u dont even kno em

[wraithwickedkilla09]

@13YrOldJuggalo

punk fuck you you lil punk ass bitch i was a juggalo before you were born suck my white nuts!

i've been down for years and back in the days we didn't have to deal with fake ass bitches

they don't got any merch!!

you can buy facepaint anywhere

im tellin you these punks ain't no juggalos n neither are you

fuck off n learn about real juggalos fore you try to diss me

[13YrOldJuggalo]

@wraithwickedkilla09 i dont giv a Fuk how long u ben down, i ben in long too bitch im a OG Lo nigga fuk u, c u talkn bout Me n u don even kno wtf u talkn bout dogg, u goin round calln erybody fake, Bitch did i Call u fake? no i said u soundin like a bitch, now im calln u fake cuz u thinkin u above everybody nigga think u got the authority to call otha ninjas fake Fuck u and yo family!! cuz Mi family aint yo family motha fako, AND y do u gota leran bout juggalos? ats wut u did? c i wuz born a Lo+

[13YrOldJuggalo]

@wraththekillajuggalo wow u bitch alot, and its all cuz they got better shit then u,, u mad? HOw cant u b surrounded by a bunch of nice shit n b a juggalo?? Rich n poor dont mean Anything to the REAL FAMILY, u think j and shaggz isnt surrounded by nice shit now? so their fake too rite? u fuckin stupid, look in da mirror and say wat u sayin on here dum bitch

[wraithwickedkilla09]

@13YrOldJuggalo your too dumb to repsond to again

fuck off lil punk ass kid

[dante1299]

her voice annoys me MMFWCL

[DonFlickett]

Hardcore juggalos with the 5 burner stove on an island with granite counter tops.

[losergurl16]

perfect example of the new age rich kid juffahos

[losergurl16]

why are your eggs in the "freezah" ?

[armydude441]

Haha! This shits awesome! You guys have got to do more of these!

[Dekanape303]

wye duss that ninja got red paint on his nails fresh tho woop woop

[djsaturn26]

much props. Fuck everybody else!

[Spirit0f1960]

how does the water boil? i wouldnt ask a scientist because they lie!!!!

[Stanlei101]

nice tits you god damn jailbait!

[hardstylemetalhead]

ICP is is for fags and juggalos are retarted

violent N gay

and

fagot 2 dope

[willZhatesU]

@hardstylemetalhead

lol ur so original

[JuggaloKryptic]

@hardstylemetalhead Lol you fail at trolling dude. Not only was that unoriginal but it wasn't an insult, it made me laugh. Obviously you are insecure in your own sexuality if you have to call others gay.

[SteWieH]

man after watching this video. you make hatchet happenings look real. thats pretty fucking bad. this is TERRIBLE

[boobtubekid]

Awesome work, this was pretty damn funny. Did SNL come up with "ninjas" though? Not sure. Doesn't matter. Great video.

[whackamole06]

do juggalos put eggs in mac n cheese? or do they just always take eggs out for good luck while cooking? Either way, i hope you're joking, because you sound ridiculous. Your voice does not sound like that. FailBoat

[tanory07]

are you calling me a ninja or a nigga? im so scared, i have no idea wtf is going on D:

[RubiconSix]

ugh this fails........

[ekoshyun]

meh.. this had potential, kinda

[oldschoolrulz]

fucktards

[youknowdondonisles]

wtf did i get my eggs out for?

[pnice000]

Juggalos, when will they work?

[alcoholic2anextreme]

LOL how adorable.. lovin the accents

swing swing swing..chop chop chop dat butta haha.

save me some muthafackos..

love yo vid.

[JerkinERV]

is the one in the black hoody a boy or a girl? because the movements are quite homosexual, im also a little disappointed that the eggs were never actually used :(

[alcoholic2anextreme]

@JerkinERV pretty sure its a female..but who really cares. Its a great vid and they are really entertaining..at least they are to meh hehe whoop whoop.

[TheKr1minal]

fucking faggots...making macaronni and cheese look gay

[flyinpolak]

FUCKING JUGGALOS HOW DO THEY WORK?

[imlost19]

Nice kitchen, mommy and daddy must be proud of their little juggalos

[zzaabboo]

FUCKING APRONS HOW DO THEY WORK????

[Vzamm]

you'd probably be a thousand times cooler without that stupid makeup on your face.

[Jonjuggalo107]

That was just awesome!

[joemadly]

so hawt....

[Bambulero420]

sucky sucky fucky fucky u suck and iam batman

[korn1nut2fan3]

"so you might be askin, whens this bitch gonna be done?" what i'm asking for, when the fuck is some one gonna stab this cunt............BIOOOOOTCH!!!!­!!!

[Rygads]

God damn do I hate juggalos.

[Adulation187]

bitch is hot. and your makeup looks very good.

[korn1nut2fan3]

@Adulation187 you must never get laid, go stab yourself, their both chicks fag..... go check your closet, might be time to come out of it

[Adulation187]

@korn1nut2fan3 well no shit sherlock they r chicks you stupid mother fucker. if i said their hot, that would insinuate that they r chicks you cock holster. as a matter of fact, why the fuck r you even checking this video out if your going to try and bash on people fucktard. the only time you should be using your hands is giving handjobs at truck gas stations you talentless hack. stab myself? how about i fucking gut your spine out if you had one you fucking jelly fish. fuck you you fucking fuck.

[RBvlad]

magic egg ftw

[JuggalosSkullFuck]

everyone who acttually thinks that these girls are really juggalos always fallow with an ignorant comment. Its a funny vid

[weshause]

why were the eggs in the freezer?

[loganallenbuck]

whoop whoop

[Juggalo9007]

you just destroyed your moms pot and possibly her brand new knives she just bought 5 min. ago before she left for work LMAO!

[korn1nut2fan3]

@Juggalo9007 i fuckin love you lol

[Juggalo9007]

@korn1nut2fan3 I have some stipulations before we advance in our virtual relationship. LOL 1st are you a chick??... 2nd see 1st. I have low standards i know LMFAO!

[pleasedwithtrees]

3 minutes? Thats some al motherfucking dante pasta.

[dcos60]

that's a nice kitchen your parents have... I bet they're very disappointed in you two, I know I would be

[juggalomike19]

@dcos60

really? why?

[dude7777777]

fuck juggalos i hope you all eat that shit and die!!! Get a real fucking life and get a job!!!

[HBlackK]

It makes me smile seeing how many people think they're serious.

[loligator]

wicked ass music? ICP hasn't been around since the 90's, so the 90's called and they want this video back. BTW "your boy" is a girl, god juggalos are retarded.

[slick947]

I was really hopping i could troll some serious Juggalos, but clearly this is a troll, no need to troll a troll

[drummerboysareawesom]

God I wish you two would just off each other. Fucking inbred rednecks.

[jimthemessiah]

fail

[murderbyakiss00]

who puts eggs in the freezer? I want to kill myself after watching this.

[crickit725]

w t fail?

[Bagelboy615]

I hope these chicks were faking this. By the way, yes we know the one that didn't talk was a chick... she is flat-chested, but still a chick.

[w5monkey]

fake! the kitchen is too nice! A true juggalo kitchen is incapable of processing nothing but meth! juggalos subsist on orange soda, chips and marlboros.

[jjjjjoey]

@w5monkey Hahahahaha!

[Bagelboy615]

@w5monkey You've got us Juggalos figured out.

[Maloney001]

I have never wanted to commit Genocide as much as I have at this moment.

[dirtyslurpy]

fail... they try to hard

[bignigbignig]

EGGS, HOW TO THEY WORK? and she talks like a half downy

[CrankedZiot]

wow I wanted to punch her in the face.... Oh btw your parents house is nice, I'm sure they're reaaaaalll proud

[CrankedZiot]

wow I wanted to punch her in the face.

[88cargod88]

yeah.. wtf eggs? this is mentally retarded... ICP sucks ballz neways.. Wasted youth, and is making the world go down the toilet..

[nicm125]

This has to be a joke.

[NejiXLovesXKakashi]

you guys are a bunch of fucking gaywads for real. whoever likes that gay ass jugglalo shit can just fuck themselves. EAT SHIT!

[armygeddon]

1. you sound stupid

2. you didnt use the eggs

3. stirring a pot with a knife will scratch the pots.

learn to cook......

[IArePhluffhead]

so juggalo chicks mix up their r's and w's ?

[dynamike24368]

i want to punch you both in the face so bad

[anbujustin]

hope this was a joke because then it would be awesome.

[qi0n]

wheres the hotdog chunks?

[1713dude]

lol i swear not all juggalos act like this

[Tamaerick]

fuckin cookin how do they work?

[realDetox]

Lol @ "you ninjas".

[aaron71]

some richie juggalos... i dunno haha

[Furl3ssmonkey00]

Knives, how do they work?

[CrimsonViper38]

This bitch boilin water like a scientist n shit. gettin me PISSED

[siksikaX]

i bet you're cute without all that shit on your face fucking stella

[gakiyarou]

white people.... doing it wrong....

[TheGrahams]

This is what happens when rich parents dont pay attention to their kids...

[chillaxinWITbra]

the boys got nail polish?

[TheWisestWizards]

This should be a weekly series.

[jpcri]

You dont put eggs in the freezer

[chunkmcgruff]

I fucking hate juggalos.

[drotheill]

That was the longest 2 minutes and 42 seconds ever in my entire life. Why did that seem like forever.

[TBoneOSU1]

FUCKING EGGS.. HOW DO THEY WORK?!

[willZhatesU]

@TBoneOSU1

FUCKING 4CHAN PEOPLE, HOW DO THEY LIVE?!

[TBoneOSU1]

@willZhatesU

not sure, never been to 4chan

[TBoneOSU1]

@willZhatesU

also you just made fun of miracles as much as i did, hahahahaahahaha

[mexicanmetalhead87]

@TBoneOSU1

FUCKING FAGGOTS (AKA TBoneOSU1)... HOW DO THEY WORK?!

[TBoneOSU1]

@mexicanmetalhead87

not sure, never been one. And again I must point out that you just made fun of miracles and icp as much as I did.

[JuggaloKryptic]

@TBoneOSU1 Not an insult bro. Fail troll fails.