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  • they forgot his stupid red cap...

  • I don't think here has ever been a more accurate portrayal of michael bay's idea of movie writing is

  • lol

  • Seeing his movies makes me wonder if he has writers at all.

  • @Anthraxinternational here I found this screen play the other day...start...booom! hot girl! booom! truck explodes! booom!......boom....the end.

  • kids and young teenagers will in years to come, realise how shit most of his films are especially transformers trilogy. just like i did with many movies like the last godzilla film and aliens resurrection

  • @8Morgan8webcat so his films are so shit yet they seem to top the box-office...

  • @crazzydude0117 again yet another person who cannot understand that being a big money maker doesnt automatically make it a good film, why do people think like this . . if it was that good it ould have got nominated for best film at the oscars, but normal people realise its a load of shit

  • @8Morgan8webcat not really, the hurt locker won best film, didn't make that much money and was a steaming pile of shit.

    so are you saying that the dark knight, titanic and avatar are bad movies?? cause there all in the top 10 highest grossing

  • @crazzydude0117 thats ur opinion, i thought hurtlocker was a good film even better than avatar, (which made way too much money).

    As for the Dark Knight that was made by Chris Nolan whose a great director i love his movies and James Cameron is a good director . . . my point is they are a lot better than Michael Bay at directing- they write better stories and better structured films.

  • @crazzydude0117 can you tell me the point of the Hurt Locker before I start to argue with you? Did you understand the concept and the direction? Tell me in 4 sentences what it was about...please I dare you to

  • @8Morgan8webcat I enjoy his films now and i'm pretty normal, if a little shy. Although i agree with you and do wonder if i'll still enjoy them in 10 years time.

  • @8Morgan8webcat I used to think Batman & Robin was a good film, that was back when I was ten...now I'm 19 and I re-watched it and its the biggest pile of shit in cinema...the director apologized for it too...smh

  • @d0ct0rsweet yep i agree with u i was the same with batman and robin, joel shumacher had made a couple of decent films before this, but they can get ahead of themselves and when given big budgets forget about whats important to making a film that lasts for years. I'd advise to watch 'falling down' by the same director and see what u think

  • Funny video! Michael Bay is awesome though!

  • @RodyPolis No,he is not.His movies are summed to random explosions and unfunny jokes.It's just stupid.

  • @lucaslotti No you're wrong! they're awesome

  • @RodyPolis Okay,if you say so,I won't disagree.

  • Pearl Harbor Sucked and I Miss You...

  • while i enjoy 'good cinema', michael bay movies certainly entertain me. it's almost what big screens and surround sound are made for. you don't see those type of movies for the plot or character development.

  • @Dargakis that shows the laziness and idiocracy of our society.

  • I hate Michael Bay. I mean I can't fucking stand him, he's the biggest cocksucker in Hollywood. Calling him a movie maker is almost a lie, cause all he seemed to ever do was take other peoples ideas and remake them into some big budget CGI piece of garbage quest for money. I'd personally love to see him kicked out of Hollywood (Which will never happen of course) cause I see him as one of those people who's destroying movie cinema.

  • And it's all like BWAAAH!

    LMAO............. yeah, Michael Bay sucks, thanks for making me stop liking Transformers, I fucking hate you!

  • Was it actually Michael Bay saying his lines?

  • This and the doll molestation scene are the two funniest scenes in the history of south park

  • what did you use to record this? A calculator???

  • @OMFGgames123 No just a couple year old phone.

  • @Dark8541

    nokia 0.2?

  • @OMFGgames123

    THe dude held up the camera in front of the TV. It's a lo-fi technique. Not everybody has the equipment for direct video transfer.

  • @OMFGgames123 That was a highly original comment you made. Your wit knows no bounds.

  • what episode is this

  • @bluetextonwhitebg Stop being a fag its a 30 second clip. and its was funny

  • and they're all like graaarrr

  • Thats why all the transformers sucked. Well cookie cutter Megan fox being another reason they sucked.

  • michael bay films are for people who want to have fun at the movies with their friends not for stuck up people who think movies are good only if they are artsy and "deep." titanic my ass

  • @sjconker64 Man, Titanic sucked too.

  • @sjconker64 Its a joke you idiot. Relax. And titanic was great! What are you talking about!

  • @sjconker64 except michael bay films arent fun at all, they are just boring

  • @sjconker64

    oh great now it's only a matter of time before they don't even play actual movies in the theatres.

    And instead they'll just charge all of us 20$ to watch special effects reels.

  • @sjconker64 If Michael Bay films are for people who want fun, then why does he make his films boring by putting in constant explosions and nothing else?

  • @uberasianproductions good, good point

  • @uberasianproductions i believe fun action movies come from caring about whats going on and caring about whats going on. Terminator 2 is an example of a big action movie

  • @superhuman295 Great story, and continuous action at the same time. Cameron gave just the correct amount of doses of action and story to make, in my own humble opinion, the best action film of all time.

  • @d0ct0rsweet yeah people mistake the fact that you dont need character development or good plot but too many movies in the past and very few now prove that wrong

  • It's all like BRAAAAAAA! BRAAAWL!!!

  • KRRRAAAAUUUUWWWWWW

  • One of my favourite South Park scenes. They make fun of celebrities a lot but rarely they get it so right.

  • And this is why I always win director wars (James Cameron vs. Michael Bay) even though the boyfriend hates to admit it

  • Now to list several directors who are better at structuring action sequences than Michael Bay is: *Peter Jackson *Quentin Tarintino *Joe Johnston *Robert Rodriguez *John McTierman *Paul Verhoeven *Sam Raimi *Jon Favreau *Steven Spielberg *Joss Whedon *Zack Snyder *Christopher Nolan I could go one, but I think I've made my point.
  • @jackedsamurai772 I think pretty much anyone who can hold a camera could make a better film than Bay

  • All of Bay's films are not good. They possess only quality of special effects. No original stories and concepts. I also am mad at his writers for ruining TF films.

  • The Transformers movies sucked but you can't entirely blame Bay for that. They are just not realistic films, I mean come on... big robots from outer space? However Michael Bay's other movies were actually kinda good; Bad Boys 1 & 2, The Rock, Armageddon, Pearl Harbor, The Island...

  • I understand what u r saying. However, he is on the negative side of the art of filmmaking. He has no creativity at all. I do and so do many artists including Miyazaki. Bay only entertains with less charm for greater quality.

  • I am taking my time before I get one of my two works produced. Ok! Does anybody else with no imagination want to say otherwise?

  • The jerk with no imagination who replied to me needs to know I AM WRITING MY FILMS RIGHT NOW AND I AM STILL IMPROVING IN ORDER TO GET FILMS MADE SOON! I already attracted a lot of people, including the Black Swan herself with my works to come. I will get them made when ready.

  • Thumbs up if IMDB sent you here

  • An 18 wheeler SPINS out of control....

  • james cameron have more balls then Michael Bay when james did Avatar then when Michael Bay did transfomers

  • Bay sucks. He lacks story telling. He wrecks minds and he is just a pyro techinician. He has made a very bad trilogy which ruins cartoons. :'( I can make better films than this cheating racist, sexist jerk.

  • @Tyronor So it asshole.... come on... make a fucking movie.... actually I'd like to see you try. Let's see it than? Let's see yoru movie?

  • @Tyronor Yeah yeah yeah. Listen up. Bay makes movies to entertain people. He doesn't care about intriquite plot or complext characters. The Transformers movies were released in the summer, which is when people want to relax and be entertained. By now people should KNOW, if you give a franchise of gigantic robots fighting eachother on Earth to the craziest director in Hollywood, expect to see shit blow up. For fucks sakes, people criticize but they should've known what would happen givinghim it.

  • I watched this and I was all BRAAGHSS and then looked at the comments and was all FRAUGHH!

  • @Stefandurr south park is also GENIUS and makes some EPIC scenes and says some funny shit and cartman is the best character EVER !!.LOL

  • Thank God Michael Bay is not doing Godzilla. He'd make it just as bad as Roland Emmerich's distaster. Maybe worse.

  • Michael Bay is such a piece of shit. Hopefully he dies.

  • @CrazyMunky84 Of course he is gonna die everyone die -_-, you are not hoping for anything new

  • @CrazyMunky84 And hopefully he creates a big explosion to take you with him.

  • @CrazyMunky84 good im happy to see the human race wants pepole to die because they make shit movies, good on ya

  • Am I the only one who thinks it sounds like he's talking about MW3?

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  • @Stefandurr So im guessing you dont like south park?

  • Didnt micheal bay make pearl harbour if so he can suck a dick.

  • wich season and episode is this, i just cant' remeber.

  • @zottypotty1 season 11, imaginationland special

  • "Durrr, Michael Bay blows stuff up real goods...even if it is a bunch of CG cartoon characters, as long as stuff blows up, my pea sized brain will be satisfied." -

    Michael Bay fans

  • @Stefandurr Please tell me your being sarcastic?

  • It's all like - CRAWW, and PSHSSHSH!!!!

  • You also have to give the guy credit, Bay can actually take a joke. I mean, look at that Verizon Wireless commercial he was in. And has he ever attacked Matt and Trey for their jokes about him? No.

    BTW, this bit was funny. I don't know why people are taking it so seriously, its just some silly comedic bit.Celebrities get made fun of all the time, to what extent is variable.

  • early days of cinema. The sheer success of his movies won't be the death of anybody or the fall of mankind's intellectualism. Their just silly entertainment to pass the time. This isn't to imply I like all of his movies though, but for the most part I enjoy the heck out of them, their like pizza and ice cream. Of course you can't have them all the time, but you can't have broccoli( Artsy fartsy stuff) all the time, or you'll get gas. And hey, no film going diet is complete without some cheese.

  • @MrCure4 "The sheer success of his movies won't be the death of anybody" that's not the idea retard, the idea is that his movies are dumbing people down, and they are, unarguably they are. "They're just silly entertainment to pass the time" there are good popcorn movies and there are bad ones, Michael Gay's movies are fucking bad ones. Final problem, his films aren't ice cream and pizza, his films are cat shit and pig vomit, end of story.

  • @razorath92 Oh please...Bay's movies aren't dumbing down anybody. Just becuase you hate something for your own bizarre, douchebag reasons doesn't mean they do anybody else harm. In fact the whole idea anybody's intelligence is "dumbing down" because of some movie is as retarded as your logic can get. And by that logic I suppose I could easily say that if you're a Lynchian fan you're automatically an a-hole, based on yourself.

  • @MrCure4 I know they're not, it's just obvious that you didn't understand what people where saying.

  • @razorath92 And yes there is a difference between good and bad popcorn movies but the definition of a good and bad one is, what's this word? SUBJECTIVE.

  • work of fiction. Some movies are about pure escapism, others aim higher with their goals.

    I've never gotten why people make such a big deal about Bay's movies anyway-Their no dumber, no smarter, or anymore flawed than most movies out there. Yes, he can and probably should do better with comes down to storytelling but the thing to understand is that his movies are more about the experience than they are about story. It's not a rarity or a new chain in Hollywood, these kinds go back since the

  • possible political stances and the surrealism to his movies as well as his occasionally immature brand of humor. Of you do have his share of fans who also come in twos-The one who debate intelligently and seem perfectly fine and make it clear they can enjoy any movie, and the guy who makes a big deal out of everything his detractors say and takes it to the next level. Then there's the in between of the two where you have the average joe who tries to play realist and tell everybody-It's just a

  • I always find serious debates on Michael Bay to be both interesting and scary. You have your set of snooty film buffs with serious attitude problems who claim to be smarter and healthier becuase they watch more smaller intellectual vomit of the likes of David Lynch and Lars Von Trier who attack and ridicule those who enjoy his movies. Then you have the more friendlier type who takes offense easily and hates him for bizarre reasons that most people could care less about. Such as his

  • @MrCure4 "You have your set of snooty film buffs" First problem, not all film buffs are snooty, but everyone with a 3 digit IQ hates Michael Bay. "smarter more intelligent vomit from the likes of David Lynch and Lars Von Trier" Second problem, so you're spitting on the idea of a smart movie made for someone who isn't 5, dick "then you have the more friendlier type who takes offense easily" No douchebag, EVERYONE who hates Michael Bay is offended by him rightfully so, he sucks, you're an idiot.

  • @razorath92 You're correct film buffs are not all snooty, a lot of them are childish jerks like yourself who's arguments are purely stock and hyperbolic who would rather watch something bizarre and drive a hundred flies to watch a toilet being shot at while eraser shaving fly through the air over somebody's head.

  • @MrCure4 Okay. . . You've got a point. . .

  • If you're not tired but want to go sleep then I recommend to watch any Michael Bay movies. Having big titties and people chasing each other like headless zombies is not fun. It's fucking stupid and retarded.

  • @Stefandurr Do not go into a Michael Bay movie expecting a complex plotline and a masterful script. THAT is what a retard does.

  • YOU DONT GO TO A MICHAEL BAY MOVIE EXPECTING A PLOT... YOU GO THERE TO SEE SOME F*CKIN GIANT ROBOTS FIGHTING WITH SH*T EXPLODING EVERYWHERE.

  • @Moneymark14  Point Taken... i will check for his name on each Movie i plan to see... so i don't make an mistake.

  • @Moneymark14 And yet his movies still suck.

  • @Moneymark14 Hollywood executives are soooo grateful for people like you...

  • @Moneymark14

    That's exactly what I want to see in a Transformers movie, but all we got were almost two hours of lame comedy with human characters we don't give a shit about, intercut by a few random moments of robots fighting that are edited so badly all you see are flashes of metal and sparks. They should have retitled the movie "Humans (with some robots and stuff)" -__-'

  • @Moneymark14 well that would be alright if it were about " SOME F*CKIN GIANT ROBOTS FIGHTING WITH SH*T EXPLODING EVERYWHERE" Nope its about some kid trying to get laid. XD

  • @NathanLStanfield But in the background there's SOME F*CKIN GIANT ROBOTS FIGHTING WITH SH*T EXPLODING EVERYWHERE so, its all good.

  • @Moneymark14 ...even the explosions are boring....and i love blowing shit up.

    dumb fukn movies.

  • This asshole let iron hide. FUCK SENTINEL FUCK MICHAEL GAY

  • @Stefandurr retards don't understand the concept of entertainment, Michael Bay does.

  • @Stefandurr Directors don't write story's tho.

  • TF 1: Great, had heart.

    TF2: No plot, boring, made no sense. stupid stupid stupid

    TF3: Okay. Had its moments.

  • @xPurpleDrinkx9001 Ok tf 2 quite fun but ya plot not good what the difference lol. It MB since but anyway I enjoy all TF series :D!

  • @Dragonshadow123 TF2 is a video game, with no singeplayer.

    IT wasn't made to be story-driven it was made to be fun.

    Michael Bay on the other hand makes MOVIES you retard.

  • I liked the first movie, but hell, the others were just... blah :/

  • @wtfsaturdays Your opinion. :P

  • @buckythen00b

    yea

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  • "I...don't understand the difference."

    Hey! South Park made me laugh for once.

  • @Stefandurr or michael bay.

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  • @BetoBigBeastGuy Shia Labeouf= Annoying, attention craving douche

  • @Vnarves So...

    Shia Labeouf = Actor ?

  • @qxXFidoXxp yeah, and most actors are precisely attention craving douches. I'm just saying I'd prefer Bay over lebouf any day

  • @Vnarves  I don't think Bay is an actor.

  • This is brilliant.

  • Michael Bay's formula for making a movie:

    Step 1: Massive explosions every 5-10 seconds

    Step 2: Every female character MUST be a supermodel

    Step 3: The script must only consist of "Run!" or "Move!"

    Step 4: More explosions. Many more.

  • Save yourself from the turd sandwhich that is Transformers 3, South Park's critique of him applies to the movie.

  • If i had a dollar for every pixel in the video, id have 75 cents.

  • That is how he is in fact!

  • ...Is that a derogatory term? I enjoy his films. They're entertaining, and I never really get the sense that he tries to do anything with his films other than be entertaining. If I got the sense that he was TRYING to have meaningful character interactions or plot developments and still made the movies he did it would be a different story, but in the case of Transformers, I don't understand what people expected to get from that film other than eye candy.

  • Only an asshole who does not know that Canada is north, and Mexico is south may like NASCAR, transformers 1,2,3 and Michael Bay's Pearl Harbor the end are some rednecks fucking morons

  • @Stefandurr I'm not even going to try with you Lol.

  • @blazedbl You're a dumbass....

  • @KayWildcat Your a towel......

  • @blazedbl .....*sigh* get a life....

  • @KayWildcat I has a life. :D

  • @blazedbl .......no....you think you "has a life"......why don't you start going to school.....

  • @KayWildcat No! I really do has a life! I just got done working out and I'm going swimming with my girlfriend in a lil bit and then we're guna go eat dinner and then we're going to watch the movie Casino! I love that movie don't you? And I've already finished highschool!!! And I'm going to college this August. Sometime around then anyway. Good for me right??? :D

  • @blazedbl Nobody cares. You should just ignore negative comments if you can. Remember, only you can prevent flame wars.

  • @kanbei707 Yeah. And only YOU are aloud to give me oral sex. So come give me oral sex slut.

  • I think someone on here mentioned Bay is like a man-child which seems not too far from the truth!

    'Oh this looks cool, lets have that!' seems like his only thinking process.

  • How can people think transformers 3 is bad?

    It's so cool, everything looks real, if you see it in 3D you can think that it's for real ffs.

    And a big bonus, the girl is smokin' hot.

  • @AdamCoolBoyP12 Michael Bay, is that you?

  • @AdamCoolBoyP12 Lol, what are you? 10?

    HAHAHAHA!

  • @Stefandurr But a genius filmmaker is able to make a genius film even if he has to start from a crappy script.

  • @Stefandurr The Room

  • Michael bay fanboys everywhere! Sad. The original series was in no way perfect, but it's not hard to be better than Bayformers.

  • Don't care what ya'll think or say Michael is a genius and makes bad ass movies. His photography is awesome and he makes the worst movie scripts on the planet look amazing. "transformers 3". All you guys can eat a big ass dick.

  • @blazedbl lol calm down bro,no one is saying he's bad but it's true what sp is saying,it's satir is on a high level as always

    Also IMHO transformers 3 was worse than 2 which was worse than 1

  • @evoL1293

    Amen.

  • Ahaha! xD

  • People need to get off their high horses concerning the Bayformers series. All those movies have ever tried to be is eye candy and they've succeeded in that. You want a deep plot with no holes, great acting and characters and situations that aren't infantile? Hey, hows about watching a movie that ISN'T based on a TOY. Also, for all those splooging over the original series like it did no wrong, yea... it wouldn't win any Academy Awards either.

  • @RandomCommentsofDoom *middle finger*

  • @RandomCommentsofDoom Lol sure thing, Mr. I Jack Off to Explosions.

  • @MasterKingJC4ever Sooooo... what? You wanted ZERO explosions in a Transformers movie? Yea, let's film the Autobots doing their taxes for two hours right? Moron, what the hell do you expect from an ACTION movie?

  • @RandomCommentsofDoom Lol, I expected explosions and a terrible plot because it's MICHEAL FUCKIN' BAY! There's a difference between a good action movie and a poorly done action movie, my friend.

  • @MasterKingJC4ever Really? He has nothing to do with the plot since he's not the writer, and I don't remember the original Transformers series having a masterfully complex plot either. And again, you're a fool if you thought ANY director would've made a Transformers movie without explosions. You're acting like the original series was a mindful, ahead of it's time, thought provoking piece of storytelling with apparently no explosions. All he did was put the cartoon on film.

  • @RandomCommentsofDoom Hahaha! Did I ever say I wanted there to be a Transformers movie without explosions?! Where in my previous comments did I say I thought the original cartoon series was thought-provoking and a mmasterpiece?! Stop putting words in my mouth that I never said, it's makes you look desperate and pathetic. Okay, Echren Kruger, who also co-wrote the second movie, can't write a good script then. Any dick-hole director can put a cartoon on film, it takes a good one to make it work.

  • @MasterKingJC4ever You said you expected a shitty plot and explosions because of Michael Bay. I'm pointing out that it's the fault of the source material and not of Michael Bay, at least in the case of Transformers. I agree, it's not difficult to put a cartoon to film, but what I'm asking is, why is Michael Bay a shitty director for having done so? What did he do to Transformers that ruined it? If you're not a fan of the original then I don't know why you're responding anyways.

  • @RandomCommentsofDoom Of course, I'm a fan of the original series.

    And a director directs the movie.He shapes the whole film. He leads the actors and crew when making a film and is in charge of the artistic and dramatic elements of the movie. When it comes to blowing shit up and creating disaster scenes, Micheal Bay is king, but when it comes character interactions, scene editing, and story progress, he falls flat on his face.

    You almost sound like a Bay lover the way you're defending him.

  • @MasterKingJC4ever Also, to be fair, a director also has to deal with the many parties trying to tamper with the film. Producers who might say, "we're funding this film so one of your main characters has to be one of our cars", or maybe the military who might want things portrayed a certain way. Or toymakers who say, we want two stupid comic relief characters with racial accents in the movie because the toys are already made. Not everything is under his control.

  • So true

  • saw transformers 3 recently...was not impressed.

  • @pixargod really? i loved it

    better than dances with wo..i mean avatar

  • @pixargod just read your comment.. not impressed

  • @pixargod

    It's sure as hell better than the second one. :P

  • @buckythen00b

    Michael Bay's movies aren't movies! They're special effects shows!

  • @pixargod

    Then what was Starwars Ep 1-3? lol

  • @pixargod hey kids seem to love special effects nowadays, why do you think stupid ass movies like avatar win oscars

  • @OmegaSaiyan92

    Because they are pretentious and just products of egotistical directors like James Cameron and Michael Bay. But don't forget that avatar did not win the oscar that year. It was The Hurt Locker by Cameron's ex wife Kathryn Bigelow!