Shit Detection

[St0omp]

The other guy had an heartattack . Problems BlackOps players? *trollface*

[staecrh]

The bullet entered the first guys head, bounced of the back of the skull and hit the other guy.

SIMPLE.

[MatheusBejato]

You mean black ops?

[goldbullet50]

The hit detection in MW2 is worse, a lot worse, except with sniper rifles.

[EvilOddAcko]

deja vu?



[zombieslayerdude]

we need to show treyarch and infinity ward this channel, and say YOU TREYARCHED US AND GAVE US SHIT WARD MOMENTS >:(

[TrulyLegitGameplay]

@zombieslayerdude shit ward is the lamest thing i've ever heard.

[keyloggerpl]

@TrulyLegitGameplay

gz for undigging a 3 moths' old comment, archeologist.

[TrulyLegitGameplay]

@keyloggerpl you realize it's the top comment and its right at the fucking top. i hope you realize what a dumbfuck you look like right now.

[OKISIROKI]

@TrulyLegitGameplay And I hope you realize that all your subs were directed to this video because of your COMMENT,

[TrulyLegitGameplay]

@OKISIROKI soooo?

[keyloggerpl]

@TrulyLegitGameplay

so you're screwed, bro.

[Haibig1]

"Where he trys to escape, but Treyarch says, Oh no you dont! ..And gets him killed." <-- Made my day lol.

[itzLemur]

iiBass? THATS MY BEST FRIEND!!!! :D

[themodernwarfarefrea]

@T4CT1CALSH1KARI cool story brah wanna tell it again -_-

[themodernwarfarefrea]

18 ppl thought dislie meant dis i like :D

[T4CT1CALSH1KARI]

@themodernwarfarefrea

shitty old joke

[MrRawesomeSauce]

What the EFF?!

[bennythebuf]

this game would be alot better if it was not hosst connection

[xRevoltGaming]

@bennythebuf you said that and now look at what we get with lag compensation -.-

[TheXG6HD]

I got Pwnd. Sadly Treyarch fails again. :/

[sk8tr4lf]

that last clip had amazing quality

[Valcgo]

Stop playing on shitty P2P kiddy boxes and you wouldn't have this problem.

[TheXxplayzxx]

sensitivity over 1000

[KleveeenRAAM]

and then treyarch says: oh no you dont! xD

[Minskeeeee]

The sniper bullet obviously went around the world to get the other guy in the head.

Black Ops has perfect hit detection and physics

[NoMxStrict]

@Minskeeeee WANTED DUHHHH!!!!!!!

[Valcgo]

That's what you get when you play on a console. P2P is shit.

[bgbgbgbgable]

Yo I Fuckin suck balls at black ops my highest score today was 7-15 smh sumbody help me

[nOOb1hunter]

@bgbgbgbgable kill yourself cod is one of the easiest games out there to do well in

[TheKripox]

@nOOb1hunter

Well, no. For major multiplayer games you're probably right, but for games in general you find FAR easier stuff than CoD.

[Greanbeastful]

i should just amke a game called call of duty lag since in every god damn game there is lag

[eliguy2]

once mw3 comes out i bet black ops gets hacked to shit.. just like world at war

[eliascanada]

plz explain who cheryl cole is... it sounds like his girlfriend cuz n the tags it says MARRY ME CHERYL

[Mujhammad]

@eliascanada google her

[xJustxAwesomex]

@eliascanada To us she's a judge on the X-Factor and a singer, who's kind of a big celebrity

To 2-Bucks:.. Mrs. Bucks, Hottest Woman in the World, Sexiest Woman to Live.

But then again, kinda gotta agree with him :P

[slayer69540]

@IAmKarlHD not really, the god hack doesnt make everyonee else lag. but you dont get hit at all.

[slayer69540]

@IAmKarlHD its a switch that makes you look like you're standing still on the other person's screen, then you can just like go behind them then turn it on and kill them. and you're also like invincible. its soooo annoying.. cant believe people would actually cheat in a game to do better and have no fun with it at all.

[BdizzleFoRizzles]

Atleast it's better than counter strike source's shit detection.

[TheSlyfox627]

it was a gow 1 back pack look it up!!!

[bulletproof297]

black ops, or treyarch for that matter have never made a good game. they suck. when i can play mw2 and have full bars and then get on black ops and completely one bar then it fucking SUCKS

[slayer69540]

@bulletproof297 i hate black ops, even when i have a 4 bar connection it fucking lags. and today i got an asshole who was LAGSWITCHING in SnD. he was deffinitely lagswitching. the connection got interrupted like 15 times and the guy COULD NOT DIE. he was going 7-0. i had 3 perfect shots on him with my sniper, and none of them hit. another guy on my team was spraying the shit out of him and the guy didnt die. plus this games full of alot of tryhards campers & noobs.

[bulletproof297]

@slayer69540 lmfao i know what you mean! and then theres always those 15th prestige motherfuckers who tryhard with the ak47u. but what do you play on? ps3? if so add me: bulletproof297

[slayer69540]

@bulletproof297 yeah those kids swear they're beast because theyre 15th prestige and they can go 25-1 tryharding with a famas or ak74u and black ops is the only cod game they've ever played. oh and the shittiest players always get host too. i was sniping and I was going 17-4, then the host just ragequits and it was my 1st game of the day on that gay game. and yes i play on ps3 i'll add u in a bit

[imfromtheinternet20]

i once ran around a corner to see an enemy player had just deployed his RC-XD so i ran away shot it ran back and picked up the game winning kill of him just coming back

[ratchet606]

alright fucken google ad's they have a hidden add now i click on "lastest clip and it sends me to a bidding site

[AmnesiaBagles]

wow, so a sniper doesnt blow off someones arm from 10 feet away but the bullets magically bounce off of people? fuck logic

[anoldlady8]

Well, BF3 will have dedicated servers then all you COD fanboys will be back to wishing you didnt waste your $60 on MW3 <3.

[Mixmastermehdi]

@anoldlady8 Mw3 also will have dedicated servers, dont compare black ops to BF3 or I'll compare black ops to bf2 and bf2 was shit and as turner said, I could shit in a game case and it would be better than battlefield

[bmoyer71]

@Mixmastermehdi actually bf2 was way more enjoyable to play. im not saying its better then black ops because it clearly is the supperior game

[TheOneTheyCallTurner]

@anoldlady8 nope. mw3 will be more fun. sorry

[ajb996]

That's normal in Black Ops.

[99wcSkillz]

lol

[ROBOELITE29]

360, NOSCOPE, WALLBANG.........hitmarker

[yahbud]

its about time all u homeschooled fucks started agreeing this game is shit, ive known it since i saw the first leaked footage of an rc car lol

[wabaki4]

oh nno u dont

[sidewayzskillz]

talk about shit connection, i can load every other video on youtube exept for this one :@

[blazeviper1]

haha first one happens all the time on ps3

[iFiasko]

are these even funny? or are they showing us how much we wasted our time and money on this fucking game

[ANDR3WSB12]

Sounds like 2 bucks is growing up

[canihave2bucks]

so why the fuck is the hit detection always so perfect for tomahawks?

[zap12555]

@tossdog1 lol yea, cause treyarc fucks with you!

[VizZzZzHD]

how long does it usually take for a clip to get up on the channel? I sent my clip in at the begginning of summer and nothing can someone let me know. and yes it is amazing even check my channel

[oscar5mj23]

Too fucking cheap to buy dedicated servers

[yankees2798]

no cheryl cole?

[TehJaguah]

@yankees2798 no there is look at the tags LAWLZ

[LazingProductions]

@yankees2798 Check the tags.

[FailSnipz]

@yankees2798 check the tags

[MiniKiwiX]

@yankees2798 He gave up :)

[rprp1995]

that's theatre mode lag

[meanOM3N]

@rprp1995 actually not, that have happened before, on a bigger scale to, on pc (patched now) in some rare occasions you would spontaniusly to do a 180 shoot and kill the whole enemy team with all headshots.

[rprp1995]

@meanOM3N kk, but is this for xbox as well because u said pc and this guy was playing on xbox

[meanOM3N]

@rprp1995 yes, i know, i just said that the PC version had a similiar glitch because at 0:10 you can see his aim just jumps towards him and shoots meaning that they made an error in a recent patch causing this to happen on the xbox too

[RazOrBlade5900]

that should be on AmazongFilms247!!!

[xCnalty10x]

i thought the second clip was about that bullshit charge knife'r.

[SkaiPW]

I saw the 2nd clip before it got on here! But of course he already sent it to AmazingFilms247.

[snowmanx831]

backpack! (gears one snipers should know)

[ChoZoxKnightx]

LOfuckingL

[codcommander242]

He died because he wanted to be on AmazingFilms247

[42mcderf]

shit-erection....TEEHEE

[InfernoPivots]

shitection?

[ariell92]

welcome to call of duty

[Teeheehee093]

can you PLEASE do some other games! I can't stand all this COD

[telechubby101]

@Teeheehee093 More Halo Reach! More Halo Reach! More Halo Reach!

[jm9295]

Gotta love treyarch

[malcolmmcnicol1997]

hit detection, more like SHIT CONNECTION!

[SomeRandomGamerDude]

@malcolmmcnicol1997 lol

[promiscuouskoala]

@malcolmmcnicol1997 no I'm pretty sure its hit detection. Face it treyarch just makes horrible games.

[TheYoshy8]

@malcolmmcnicol1997 oh snap you got 73 thumbs sir

[thanck789]

@malcolmmcnicol1997 this is clearly not the title

[TheeCRZAZL]

@malcolmmcnicol1997 the shit detection is the one with the sniper, shit connection would be the rc car one

[Uberriffic]

@malcolmmcnicol1997 *ahem*

THANK YOU.

[slayer69540]

@malcolmmcnicol1997 this games servers suck dick. everyone including me has a 4 bar connection and it lags :/

[JustJacob28]

@malcolmmcnicol1997 Really?

[vaxrave97]

@malcolmmcnicol1997 AWWWW DAYYUUUM

[Laarrshh]

@malcolmmcnicol1997 Dude im so stoned, this joke gets new a meaning every third minute :D

[aphatkidd]

/watch?v=lkfrMeRlPe4

[crazycallofdutyclips]

it wasn't a collateral, it was just treyarch's epic lag catching up

[DraftFX]

The second clip is called a backpack in GoW. It's actually part of the game hahahaha.

[D3ATHxHD]

@DraftFX Its not apart of CoD

[xxED36xx]

I like how all of the cod fails are on black ops

[MyChemicalFruitCake]

Lol curved the bullet 180 Degrees. Just like in the movie wanted.

[Megapotatopotato]

Do I need to say it? HE GOT TREYARCHED!$@%

[tehnoobshowloverlol]

lolololo

[TheRyanQ]

the only good game treyarch made is spiderman 2..

that was savage

[jorgebeltran]

@TheRyanQ i loved that game, the attack combos, powers, stunts, freedom.

[HarryJenningsTV]

Curve the bullet

[saminm1]

You sound sick.

[DarkBladeDeath2]

I tried to run from the like button, but I lagged and got pulled backwards into it.

[XDPISTOLPWNAGE]

@DarkBladeDeath2 XD MEH TO

[Speed64Demon]

the second clip, in honesty, the no-scope bullets go in any direction which can make for bullshit like this (ik it doesn't explain the fact the guy was BEHIND him but that's lag)

[ChinnyAceHD]

2 bucks, are you sick? Voice sounds different.

[CuongTheAsian]

thats Treyarch for ya!!!!!

[aphatkidd]

/watch?v=lkfrMeRlPe4

[Glasid4131]

lol its like the AVP noscope in CS

you litteraly have a 360° zone of impact

[Gr1m5n1p3r86]

lol i love the title shit detection lmfao thats why im subbed 2 you 2 bucks lols

[musich13]

I can just image it, i think that you are one of Treyarch's number one must hated persons. Vonderhar's speaking at a boardroom meeting and goes "alright gang we finally patched up the hit detection on Blops" * applause* JD2020 storms through the door " WAIT 2BUCKS UPLOADED A NEW VIDEO! SOME GUY GOT A COLLATERAL ON A GUY WHO WAS BEHHINND HIM AND A GUY IN FROOONT OF HIM!!" Vonderhar's like " MUTHHHER FUCKKER!!!!"

[gamblersproductions]

@musich13 Call Of Duty sucks now. MW3 has TWO new weapons. TWO, now you know we're getting serious! Even though Treyarch basically made a whole new game! MW3 is the benchmark for shittiness.

[musich13]

@gamblersproductions YEA DUDE!! i watched that fucking trailer my friends are like woah that looks sick! i was like THE FUCK?!? are you serious?? i didnt see a new weapon in the entire thing. but they havnt talked about multiplayer so lets hope they're holding out for some at least decent stuff... cus im worried. i guess im turning ALL of my attention to Bf3 i was half and half but now im reeeaally skeptical and Mw3

[gamblersproductions]

@musich13 IF MW3 is good at all, I'll torrent it. It ain't worth my dollar you know??

[musich13]

@gamblersproductions yea deffinitly, well they have already tried to suck every last dollar out of my pocket with blops i think activision has more than enough money and showing the lack of effort they put into the mw3 engine they dont plan on spending to much of it. id have no problem buying map packs but i would like to at least buy GOOD map packs..

[Devonatior09]

@musich13 Vonderhar is JD2020....

[nOOb1hunter]

@Devonatior09 no hes not dumbass

[GummiBear510]

I hear that if you fart and sneeze at the same time you'll explode :3

[TheOneTheyCallTurner]

i could shit in a game case and sell it and it would be a better game than black ops

[misterGindahouse]

@TheOneTheyCallTurner ahahahahahahahaha

[ZRosas13]

@TheOneTheyCallTurner maybe not



[isk8andilikeit]

@TheOneTheyCallTurner please!! thats such a fuckin stupid lie you dumbass... you wouldn't even need the case xD

[TheOneTheyCallTurner]

@isk8andilikeit haha true. just go to gamestop and shit on a shelf. someone would buy it before they bought black ops

[YourDad60]

@TheOneTheyCallTurner Haha TROLLS ME ES MEJOR QUE TE AMO SANDWICHES cualquier momento y lugar PADRE HECHA POR SU MAMÁ

[TheOneTheyCallTurner]

@YourDad60 english please

[YourDad60]

@TheOneTheyCallTurner LEARN TO USE THE COMPUTER YOU 10 YEARD OLD AJADFKJBAF TR000LLSS F@G000000TZZZ H@CZ00RGSZZ

[TheOneTheyCallTurner]

@YourDad60 I'm 19 years old and i'm in medical school.....you are obviously a failed abortion.

[YourDad60]

@TheOneTheyCallTurner oh so you are making fun of the black guy here huh??? oh your cool mr milk man btw tell your mom to put more salt in the sandwiches next time, thanks

[Drivingpastabus]

black ops is shit i could make a better game than treyarch did

[poopendecken]

@Drivingpastabus what are you waiting for then?

[Drivingpastabus]

@poopendecken probably the expensive software, u faggit

[poopendecken]

@Drivingpastabus like that's hard to get these days....

[Drivingpastabus]

@poopendecken yeh it kind of is, if you have just left school and havent got a job

[uKnowMichiel]

Treyarch: Problem? -trollface-

[Thekillerpiano1]

who saw the fanboy in clip one called "DOCTIC HECZ" lmao

[v1James1v]

"Movies:

Cheryl and the Beast, My Big Fat Greek Cheryl, 2 Bucks & Cheryl Make a Porno, From Cheryl With Love, How to Train Your Cheryl, The Men Who Stare at Cheryl, Finding Cheryl, No Cheryl for Old Men, The Good, the Bad, the Cheryl, The Cheryl of the Lambs, Cheryl Me If You Can, The Cheryl Cole Redemption, Cherylception, The Dark Cheryl, Cheryl of the Rings: The Two Cheryls, Cheryl Fiction, Cheryl Gump, Saving Private Cole, The Cheryl is Not Enough, Cheryl Never Dies"

Gotta love 2BUCKS

[Cubsfan4life20]

No that wasnt bad hit detection, theatre

Mode just sucks

[KraVeEkLipSe]

@rfgamingnl but rap sucks

[PacManCalls]

You just got treyarched

[MitchhMateee]

@PacManCalls fuk up

[TheCherry1994]

treyarch fails again.

i love this channel. it proves everytime how much treyarch sucks at making games.

[mrdude334]

@TheCherry1994 just gotta hop on WaW to see how much Treyarch sucks.. xD

[mewmew20]

Treayasnipe

[todzilla2000]

Black ops is fun but gay, mw2 is where it's at!

[ChillyDew37]

@todzilla2000 ....really... =/

[ElephantInWindTunnel]

smear your shit detection all over that like button!!!

[PandaHasSkill]

Make sure theyre is no hit detection when you hit the like button!

[TehAceful]

my grandma couldve made a game with less bugs/glitches and whatever ..

[slayer69540]

Black Ops hit detection FTL! I had the scope on a guy 100 times and all the shots missed

[XbladeXmeXbro]

U c a girl skipping & think "shes lagging"

U say to your coworkers "cover me I'm reloading" wen ur out of staples

U avoid staircases cuz ur afraid of claymores

U go 2 the gun store & ask 4 the akimbo attatchment

U can't stand hide-and-seek cuz it promotes camping

Wen ur at a golf course u run 2 the flag hit the deck & yell "SECURING CHARLIE!"

Ur at a party & u think to urself "1 gernade n that room & I'll deff. hav a harrier"

U avoid churches cuz they r good sniper spots

[mojache3]

@XbladeXmeXbro lol I always think of the grenade one when there's mobs of people

[ShqiptariAL]

0:19 it isnt a glitch or a bug..the guy died because he farted :P

[iiAnthonyy]

@ShqiptariAL wtf??

[MagicAndYuGiOhDude]

hey i have this funny ass clip that i would like to send in, just my pvr isnt working :/ could anyone please record for me?? (ps3)