Colgate Pump Commercial

[KronnangDunn]

This is a song from MADNESS!!!

[commentman44]

Despised this jingle back then and still despise it to this day. I looked on here for something to piss me off...FOUND IT! lol

[Vaninouw]

Even Mom and Dad agree , what makes it good is LSD.

[johnny10301968]

A commercial from 1984.

[johnissoevil]

Everytime I've been past the Colgate Clock in Jersey City, NJ, this jingle would get stuck in my head.

[TheWOParmy]

y is this on the ska chanel?

[visor109]

"...at your fingertipst"?

[plasmoplasmoplasmo]

I WANT A COLGATE PUMP!!! DX

[InfernoCorpHQ]

i want this kids to be my friends and i love that kids eyebrows

[superisrephel]

i hate our english accent back then we sound so daft lol XD

[jzer21]

Holy crap, this IS British! I've had this commercial in my head for decades now and never paid attention to the English accents.

[johnissoevil]

@jzer21 My sentiments exactly!

[snowenorr]

Fluoride Fail.

[MrGangrel1992]

@Kuuper111

Madness but good

Brits FTW

[Kuuper111]

i knew the britisch could be a tick odd, but this is... XD is just Madness!

[supaultrapimp]

MFP Mother Fuckin Perfect

[GruetzKopf00]

''we got the cocaine pump, we love the cocaine pump''

[NickShoniker]

what makes it good is the mfp.

[Halo2588]

YO the 80's where whack thats why people bout any thing back then

[felipezorro]

MFP = MOTHER FUCKER PUSSY

[DoubleVisionandco]

I remember when I was a kid going to school in the 80`s I hated when this commerical came on cause the jingle would be stuck in my head the rest of the day.

[akronman27]

@DoubleVisionandco this jingle STILL get stuck in my head 20 or 30 something years later!

[JeffroTV]

We love the Colgate penis pump, she likes the penis pump.

[pbandjt17]

Whats MFP??? =O the colgate pump

[deuce1231]

@pbandjt17 MFP= Maximum Fluoride Protection

[poswoll]

Massive commercial. I remember singing "Even moms and dads agree, what makes it good is LSD!" XD

[Brandbilsbengt]

We love the colgate pump!!! lol

[randomeddie]

I remember this ad back in the day. I think it's the only time a British commercial was used in the U.S., I could be wrong...

[JeffroTV]

@randomeddie Was it in the U.S.? I thought I remember this. But I wasn't sure if they redid it with American kids or was this the same commercial.

[randomeddie]

@JeffroTV - Yes, this was the same commercial I remember. I also recall thinking it interesting that they used a British advert on American TV.

[WhatsAYak]

@randomeddie - Def is...however, while the commercial's the same, they used different lyrics for the jingle and inserted a coupla new shots here and there.

[akateb71489]

0:09 That's a badass toothbrush!

[em23]

Why are they using colgate?

...they must out of crest.....ATTAAAAACCCKK!!!

[Brandbilsbengt]

I will go and by myself some penispumps

[Unsaled108]

Penis Pump LOl

[Paradoxia63]

Devo? Heck no, this is Madness. And by Madness, I mean the band, not a 300 reference.

[pussiecyatdoll]

The colgate pump!!!! why don't they ever sell these things anymore :(

[johnny10301968]

This commercial imatates a Devo video.

[evilwillhunting]

About a million Madness references in this commerical. Including using "Baggy Trousers" as the music.

[evilwillhunting]

Specifically.....

Fedoras and sunglasses -- Madness' trademarks.

The Flasher - "Embarrassment"

The Kid as -- "Uncle Sam"

The Kid Flying through the air -- "Baggy Trousers / Cardiac Arrest"

[johnny10301968]

@evilwillhunting  I always thought there were Devo references in this commercial.

[christheone8773]

THIS COMMERCIAL is soooooo 80s!

[s00paMILK]

hahahahahha i laughed soo much at this every time they said colgate pump

[WhatsAYak]

Interesting how they refer to that one Colgate flavor as "Minty Gel" (its name in the UK), despite the fact that it's known over here as "Winterfresh Gel".

[Nihilianth]

Oh, where would this world be, without such British humour!? heh!

[FlashFizz]

I remember seeing this aired in South Africa in 1981. I liked the girl in the black and white dress but did not care for the others.

[LaxJames5]

0:01

[R4ttelSchn3ck]

A commercial by Willy Wonka?

[swiftylifty]

is floride a pioson

[samn100]

@swiftylifty no its useful because the microscopic particles fill in microscopic holes in your teeth which prevents cavities.

[Theitisme400]

@swiftylifty Please Ignore samn100, Fluoride is very much a poison and has been proven to be of no benefit to tooth decay or anything dentally, in fact go to your local store and have a look at the ONLY ingredient in RAT POISON...... also, part of Hitler's "Final Solution" was to use Fluoride to "dumb-down" the population, research it here on YT. ☮

[Spezza149]

you horny little brits XD

[NicandBuhl]

watch my colgate commercial on my channel

[DirtyDayMix]

0:22 xDDDDDDDDDD

[catlover28]

This ad is full of shit cos no tooth paste gets me out of bed!

[RoseCrossVato]

This commercial was despised when I was in elementary school. I remember playing Risk with a friend, and he would always attack the UK, in an effort to exterminate the "MFP kids".

[exbronco1980]

let me guess, now they have discovered mfp causes cancer.

[tatetalk]

@exbronco1980 No, but it is harmful

[Medazzahoohamatt]

I prefer Blue Minty Gel, that's totally awesome

[BarbarellaSJSU]

I remembered this commercial when I was a preteen.

[1AeroForce1]

Damn! I just got over the first one! >.>

[dulatina]

Song lyrics, please!!!

[mellowmushgrapetripp]

fluoride is so toxic i am glad i live in canada

[PhailWynn]

don't they have it here too? I get migraines from it so i have to actively avoid it. And i'm canadian.

[TheAngiehubbard]

WATCH (ALL MY CHILDREN) WEEKDAYS @ 1/12c ON ABC!

[nooyawker319]

do they even make these pumps anymore?

[Intrafacial86]

Dude, this commercial is just begging to be YTPed

[StormsongK]

Loved this commercial as a teen. I totally wanted the girl in the checkered dress.

[Machohervey]

Drunk, I had a whim to search for this commercial from my childhood...and it's MADNESS, Baggy Trousers and oh so British, despite the American imagery. I'm shocked and speachless. :X

[dnelms2]

This was aired in the USA

[PrincessPotato]

creeeeepy

[luuurve]

What is Uncle Sam doing in this weird British toothpaste commercial??

[ilikeipodclassic]

hahha wacky brits

[xStaceyy14x]

LEOPARD PRINT TOOTHBRUSH! OMG COOL!

[catcookie]

OMG! I remember that commercial! I loved it. Thanks for posting that.

[XtremeBordom]

THE COLGATE PENIS PUMP!

[wyecee]

@XtremeBordom I was thinking of "Whip it" but that's TOO graphical adult content. Rated N for No one.

[igortube]

this was not shwn in uk cos it was made for usa.

i like how the main kid in the original ad wears blue contacts now 0:19

[scoobydoorules01]

OH MAN!!!! You're right! That is such BULLSHIT!!!!!

[PhailWynn]

so? its catchy and lame. Really the perfect commercial.

[evilwillhunting]

@PhailWynn The song is "Baggy Trousers" by Madness. The fedoras, the funny faces, the flasher's trenchcoat -- all references to their videos.

[DawnofNSSD]

omg.. THEY RUINED SKA!

[igortube]

whts teh mpf?

[Flinklehurst]

Maximum Fluoride Protection. Colgate is great because their toothpaste has a spiffy acronym to describe the fulfillment of a standard function.

[xXKentoXx]

0:19

[puppyshoes]

They remind me of the kids from a Play Annie

[abbeykadabra]

I just asked my dad and he said that MFP is total bs.

[JFredUK]

I don't remember this, (and the other one featured), from the 80's at all... Which is just as well, really.

[FregOff]

That MFP Guy is Definitely a Flasher

[YouCantResist21]

what is mpf?

[deadlymog]

MAXIMUM FLUORIDE PROTECTION

[YouCantResist21]

ohh.... thx :]

[rockhopper10r]

Actually, it refers to sodium monofluorophosphate.

[SugarOnMyTongue]

0:20 PIMP TOOTHBRUSH!

[PhantomBPR]

What's the point of having Uncle Sam in this commercial? although this video gets enough stereotypical comments as it is, I shudder to ask

[ToAsTmAn119911]

In a British commercial also.

[Nerwik]

causing cancer

[rckon777]

Fuck Colgate Crest ftw!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[puppycakegiggleglarp]

omg lol like the other

[lily3312]

i lov it!!

[gixzo]

MFP= Mother Fucking Pussy.

[yahyahtoopy]

oh i love mfp then lol

[pictizm]

The pumps are pretty handy.

[deviler44]

old comercialls where way better than the ones that are now... also i prefer the clothing they used back then to, only nice clothing... not like today *sigh* i know many will dissagree but please don't freak out because i have a difrent style than you

[bmused55]

Man... those Colgate pumps still look like that.

[Flinklehurst]

Ha ha, the people in England all have such bad teeth. Everybody says so!

[jackyv]

yeah but a ausies are just the unwanted english convicts

[LivengoodTodd]

I remember this . I always wondered why a bunch of limeys were trying to sell something they don't use. The poorest person in the UK is the dentist and the richest is the tooth fairy.

[Liekkek]

meh, at least our country isnt overrun with blacks, mexicans and jews ^^

[LivengoodTodd]

Those people make some of the best food in the Workd. Mexicans Jews and Blacks. We know how to drive on the road in the right direction. When your drinking your 4pm tea, I'll be loading my pistol and saying it's great to have the freedom to shoot any asshole I want who breaks in my house or tries to take my land, After your tea you will be thinking , I could of been speaking German if it wasn't for those Mexicans Blacks and Jews.

[Liekkek]

i dont like tea, i prefer a nice 6pack of irn bru.

and why would i want some gay little pistol when i can get a license for a shotgun to defend my home with? =D and im pretty sure the blacks mexicans and jews are not to be thanked for winning ww2, Britain and Russia are ;D and and! we wouldnt be speaking german even if we had lost since Hitler didnt want to be at war with us anyway, he saw us as equals

[LivengoodTodd]

I guess they don't teach History in your country. Hitler would of taken over England and you would be drinking dark beer and eating sour kraut. In WW II there were black and mexicans fighting . They are a part of the melting pot of the USA.

[Liekkek]

Britain declared war on Germany, not the other way round

and i didnt say there werent any mexicans or blacks in ww2, but according to you i should be thanking them for not speaking german right now? no, i'd thank the English soldiers who were in the war for a lot longer and who sacrificed more, not some ethnic minorities drafted to build up numbers

[LivengoodTodd]

Your fun to argue with! LOL God Bless Ya!

[Liekkek]

yty ;d

[deviler44]

and all this is relevant to the comercial how?

[LivengoodTodd]

It's not that's the fun about it. Now I have to fly to England now and have Tea with the Queen.

[mojojijo99]

So what is "your" country overrrun with?

[Liekkek]

pakis

[mojojijo99]

as in Pakistani specifically?

[Liekkek]

as in general brown filth

[mojojijo99]

...interesting take on ultra violet radiation.. But then I will assume that some one did something to you. Because you would know that years ago when it was the other way around. ( Brits in East asi. they were probably saying the same thing. (light brown Filth?) of course this isn't the forum for that... This is about the crazy Colgate commercial. Which I think is quite wild ;-)

[Liekkek]

oh well thank you for proving my point

it was wrong of us to be over there, and its wrong for them to be over here :>

[hellohandgunxx]

no, cause the tooth fairy doesnt collect money. she gives it away.

[LivengoodTodd]

See the denist is poor because he has no work. The tooth fairy is rich because she never has to give her money away for the teeth. Because there are none to take and leave cash for . Get it.

[hellohandgunxx]

but when teeth fall out, kids are puttin it under their pillows, and since their teeth suck so much they all fall out

[Fayyzz]

This stuff gathers around the hole, and gets all sticky, and it turns into a huge mess.

[xMechanicalAngel]

that's what she said.....

[Fayyzz]

AHAHAHAHA good one, that was perfect.

[xMechanicalAngel]

lol. thank you

[alex90ny]

the MFP kid is dressed like a flasher

[nerdsticks10179]

super ginger 0:11

[Sayl8r2Drama94]

OMG! I used to have that stuff! lol

[HARASStheAngel]

Didn't they just take the minty blue comercial and change it a little? That's a ripoff, but an amazing comercial nonetheless. Love it! Woot! Oh, I love these british kids... :P

[bbz00]

youve never seen a themed series of commercials from the same agency?

[HARASStheAngel]

Meh.The other one's better anyway.

[swiggedest]

these kids are really enthusiastic about brushing their teeth

[paulspigler]

MADNESS

[0324sunny]

if you ask me, it's friggen stupid that brits and americans are fighting over who has cleaner teeth.

DAMN IT! who really cares.. Brit music kicks ass, and American music does too.. Britain may be notorious for their tea consumption, but America has just turned out to be a land of fat asses.

settle the score?

[Dojan5]

Haha. Not all brits drink tea everyday. That is stereotypical.

[davetista]

That's fact, man! Of course they do, dude!

[Dojan5]

Erm. One of the 23 british people I know drinks tea and eats biscuits for breakfast.

[HerrSchenkel]

I think you're confusing the drink called "tea" with the mealtime called "tea." Britain and many of its former colonies call supper/dinner "tea."

[tubthumper666]

hey! im a brit and i HATE tea! prolly to do with the fact that i live in the states lol but i hate tea all the same

[0324sunny]

lmao.. gingers can fly?

either that, or that ginger is great at jumping.. notice how he precisely jumps out of bed just right, and lands right between two other kids. i bet you he went far in the buisness..

must be some sort of British spiderman ;)

[cripyjohns]

Haha, Fluoride... Good ol' rat poison. The best part is when the poisonous fluoride enters their bloodstreams through the walls of their mouth and the underside of their tongue.

I'm glad I stopped using that shit!!!

[ClaireYoungRoberts]

I Liked The Toothbrush That Boy Had

...It Was Stripy Like A Tiger. ^_^

[Pinwormx]

Thanks for opening that wound.

[nickvanzetti]

yeah some fluoride to dumb the kids down!

[tordenskrald]

Colgate -

Pioneers of mass mind manipulation!

We love the Colgate pump!

[gkisame]

the kid at 0:20 is the only one from the blue minty gel. I guess you can't pay a kid enough money to do that two times

[ChelleKiwi]

OMG I remember those.

[shazthecrazy]

Is this the ad before the Blue Minty Gel?

[kentman789]

i like the blue minty chill one better

[kentman789]

but this one is trickular.

[kevinhjoy]

That dance was so gay.

[meerlyb]

Great commercial -- were they parodying the English ska band Madness?

[funkmike]

I think this was a Joy Division parody.

[nunchaku101]

Colgate test on animals in vain research has proved that it is useless as animals genes are different from humans genes down with Colgate

[jnfizz]

jajaja, this one is very stupid, that anoying song makes me cry, jajaja

[nunchaku101]

Colgate sucks! DOWN WITH COLGATE!

I know this happened a long long time ago, but Colgate had some youtube poop (no, not the disgusting videos, youtube poops are comedy, just search for em) videos removed because they made fun of Dr. The fact that they would try to remove these extremely hilarious videos and try to get the creator banned is horrible, so I am flagging all Colgate videos as spam, and you should too. (The video in question is Mama Luigi Leaves the Stove On by WalrusGuy)

[spiderrooster2]

why have uncle sam with english accent kids?

[UnholyHotdog]

THAT'S MAMA LUIGI TO YOU, MARIO! dinnner

[nunchaku101]

colgate test on animals same with all use

sainsburys own make its the same stuff just animals dont die in vain

[agente00cuyo]

dont buy colgate

[Pitchaxistheorem]

Why?

[agente00cuyo]

because they banned someone from youtube just for a dr.rabbit parody

[marmalade4sunrise]

This commercial lurked in my mind for years, and at one point I wondered if I had dreamed or imagined it. It is so cool to see this commercial again, and the first one with the blue gel (madness).

[LOL67productions]

I HATE the Colgate pump.

[sammimemo]

one of them kids is dressed as uncle sam

but there british!!

this video is so stupid!!

[voteelectro]

seeing as the narrator was speaking with an American accent, I take it that this was catered to American viewers.

[vmelkon]

awesome to the max