Rogan Josh and This and That

[annalise012]

Hahahaha you make me laugh so much!! Thanks to you I can cook proper halal food for me and my husband :)

[mily3232]

good



[shahinullah116]

ooo look yummy

[neurocosm]

Pretty SWEET dialog.

[flomash]

n dis and dat! hehehe i love your cooking :)

[zyancalikola]

:D ... real right entertainin stuff n dis n dat, sis!

[jason0998]

What about the tomato paste ?

[LarryTheMuffinman]

I wish you were my aunt ;__;

[TheAbs124]

i swear down blud kusme

[Faaaaaaaaaaaaz]

awesome! thanks

[Faaaaaaaaaaaaz]

like it!

[Faaaaaaaaaaaaz]

OH SHI~

[ReaderDriver]

Your videos are fantastic. Watched loads of them. Spot on.

[rjitz]

i love you...i've been watching your video for the longest and love your version of the recipes...keep being yourself!

[jahloveyo]

what a frekkin retard !!!!!!

[olacnogrm]

a chavy cook, init

[ralucavelicu]

Check this out blood! My favourite phrase from now on!!!!

[nemesisbarz]

It was pretty close

[TitliNihaan]

@nemesisbarz Then I recommend you wear a surgical truss if you ever watch any more of my videos... Which you probably wont.

[nemesisbarz]

I tried really hard to force myself to laugh

[TitliNihaan]

@nemesisbarz I hope you didn't strain too hard and give yourself a hernia.

[Pinkyfennec]

O.O *just backs away slowly*

[robert140602]

Go,Girl,go !!!!

Like your style,very simple instructions,with no added bullshit,extra credit for you.

[akwolfsong]

I had to watch this twice to understand what you were saying and after I could, I laughed myself silly! Go Titli go! :D

[Vana1970]

Does Rogan not contain tomatoes 

[TitliNihaan]

@Vana1970  there are many versions of rogan Josh. The Kashmiri versions generally don't use tomatoes, but other versions do.

[brawler199]

2:09 Now add in the onions and stuff, an fry them gently until they go brown like mi home boyz lllooolll!!

[mustumaam]

please tell ??? who give you this recipe .... bocz i want to kik his ass...

[TitliNihaan]

@mustumaam He may not have a donkey for you to kick

[breakingthisdown]

Oh, PLEASE do more videos where you're mad 'ard. Please?! =(!!!

=} <3

[Behzadarin]

LOL!! just lovvvvve your videos!! <3<3<3

[fahnke]

Hilarious! You are so funny (and a great cook). I'm so happy I discovered your videos.

[1980malika]

Hi, you are amazing, even my nine year old son is hooked on your videos!! please keep up the good work,...not only are you funny your cooking videos are brilll!

[oohypnotiq84oo]

haha, that is well lauren cooper i'in it?

[jb7254]

i prefer this version of rogan josh loooool

[JustFlameAHoliic]

this is ''wellll'' siiik! :P

[marasmius]

 "cat sacs" LOL

[deeplydeepali]

don't mess with titli

[MsAquarian81]

The Titli has done it again, make me laugh so hard it attracts all kinds of weird looks! You are pure genius, cook amazing food, funny, creative, magnetic personality (atleast through the screen :) and Muslim----Perfect! Lots of love from the East Coast Titli!!

[Cutchswife]

LOL nice recipe 'blood' lol

[tatulover01]

that was the shizzle bud!! lolz great recipe titli..



[Shepherdess501]

'You're like well cool blud'

[fezan84]

Titli's had her herb smoking hippy days I bet -- you're the coolest, Titli =D! Also, this recipe looks awesome. Could I use beef in place of the lamb? Like a cubed rump roast or chuck steak or something? Thanks again!

[tube4625]

@fezan84 i bet she has a good recipe for speedballs; oh sorry i mean meat balls

[grinninggnome]

Beautiful in all ways

[grinninggnome]

Beautiful in all ways

[crippledlord]

I love your vids, they make my day. thanks for doing what you do ^_^ 

[KalosSkopeo]

Titli, I love you just the way you are--creative, funny, and a great cook!

[Nemodog]

But he's a singer though isn't he. Josh Rogan. "You Bin Raisin Me Up See"

[UltimateGrobanite]

@Nemodog Dude, no. You Raise me Up is Josh GROBAN. Bah...I hate it when people get that wrong...

[upisandhu]

lol Titli I love u so much, can u please be my mummy?

[lettuce601]

until they go brown...like my homeboys.

OMG HAHAHAHAHAHAHH.

[ynrd79]

hey titli! ur soo adorable!..and i wanted to ask you --can you PLEASE PLEASE .write the ingredietants in the description box.!thanks so much!!:) (hope u consider my suggestion even thou u dont care wht anyone has to say:P--HUGS!)

[TitliNihaan]

@ynrd79 Follow the link in the info and you'll find all the ingredients written down on my website.

[SwitchbladeSally]

<3

[caroljohnson168]

Holy Shmokes!!! I can't hear fast enough to keep up with your diatribe! BTW, love the earrings...and the slang-y something.

[mick12612]

argggggggggggggggh where's the other rogan josh recipe gone, anyone know? the one with yogurt

[ScottieveYou]

"talk to the pan because the Titli ain't listening" --- Love

[milancelisac]

Spoken like a true chava man....Massive man! ;-)

[binsuggat]

i din't like the presentation.



[UniversalCook]

brappppp brappppppp

[0pacella0]

I'm 20 years old.. and i would intercourse you.. on a bed made of food.

[GloriaNak]

I love your videos. You give good easy to understand instructions but you are so darn entertaining as well. Thanks and good on you. :)

[Quentin02143]

This is one of my favorite Titli videos!!

[kcazzo69]

ya dig?

[bleedfingerz]

i wish you were my grandma....

[BeeRich33]

I am not well hard. LOL cat sacks. Love the cat sacks.

[damon858]

"talk to the pan cus the titli aint listening"  i love this woman too much jokes & jokes

[jchogke]

Hello ,,,, I LOVE you sense of humor. thanks for the great recipe .

[meseplus]

You are awsame! You allways make my day <3.

[natalie1605]

"Fry the onions until they go brown like my homeboys" Oh dear you make me laugh!

[Sodabowski]

Bwahaha ^^

[AiWarning]

when u said

'talk to the pan, cause the Titli aint listenin'

i LMAO!

[trixiefly11]

So that's why we eat lamb instead of mutton. I always thought it was because it tasted better. My bad!

[TitliNihaan]

@up4itgal You ask if people would find it funny if I did it in a 70`s Indian accent. I'm not sure what that is but it is quite a perjorative comment. Fortunately I don't need to make such a video to test your theory. A group of British Asian actors did it many years ago in a popular UK TV series. Is this racist?

watch?v=DTTBPELubFI

[depressedtoad]

@TitliNihaan Go on Titli! her comment last night got me very aggravated!

[adamax08]

@up4itgal U ain´t got humor yo

[TitliNihaan]

@up4itgal The inspiration for the dialogue comes from teenage urban culture and has nothing to do with race. If you listen to some groups of teenagers you will hear liberal use of the f-word and the s-word. "This and That" is a cleaner substitute.

I can't sit here 24/7 monitoring every comment that is posted but when I find offensive comments I delete them. Unfortunately I've also had to delete your comment as you repeated the same offensive comment verbatim. (more)

[17albatros1]

you're nervoussssssssss uffa

[knubbka]

hahaha hilarious :DD

[Smartass8504]

I've been patiently waiting for the return of "Titli's Bitch Kitchen".

[rabia846]

LMAO: TALK TO MY PAN lol hahahahahhaha

[KingRyltar]

LOL

[rheia]

Lauren Cooper! And lol @ cat sack.

[wbasc]

So, because I'm not British and I'm sheltered, I'm curious as to whom Titli's mocking in this video? British teenagers? Chavs?

[emsyduckie]

Titli, you're one of these people whom I can not imagine to ever be depressed :)

[song4568]

LOL if it weren't for the footage I would have only understood like 40 percent.... :)

[d0rkusmaximus]

@up4itgal @up4itgal It's called the freedom of expression, unfortunately Titli can say piss crap or whatever she is entitled too. And maybe "this and that" is a expression she conjured up, doesn't necessary mean it's a black expression. ANd honestly if she did do a 70's indian accent i bet you i would be laughing not complaining.

[roseofreality]

LOL TITLI!

You are too funny!

Also I'm Kashmiri and I say that rogan josh looks fine :)

[jocelynmyers]

I think of Little Britain especially since I am in the US.

[Cache069]

same 3 dislikes again rofl :D

[ihavefourcats]

Bravo! Great vid!

[TOOOZ2000]

Lovable!

[MrStevemojo]

lol@ hindi version coz they got loads of gods, proper mussy version /faceplam . the real version is english ofc , jesus loves u :)

[TitliNihaan]

@MrStevemojo LOL

[MissyNizzy]

LOL i never thought a cooking video would make me laugh too :P

[wildheart5]

I don't know what the blazes you just made.

[Michellebrb]

titli you're so coool!!!! love your channel

[RoboSlickProductions]

lmfao

[MitsosMitsoulas]

Mrs. Nihaan, I'm a 25 year old guy but I think I'm madly in love with you. Should I seek professional help?

[TitliNihaan]

@MitsosMitsoulas Of course. BTW, do you know that I am actually a doctor?

[userss00]

@TitliNihaan u r a doctor or u have a doctorate-pls answer :)

[dcfreak23]

@TitliNihaan Don't encourage his fantasties. :P



[oqs15]

@TitliNihaan really? you're a doctor? 

[TitliNihaan]

@oqs15 Titli Nihaan MA DPhil Dip2OSH

[oqs15]

@TitliNihaan wow!! you're awesome auntie titli! :) hmm does OSH stand for occupational safety and health?

[TitliNihaan]

@oqs15 Yes it does! Well done!

[oqs15]

@TitliNihaan thank you! :) i learn about it a little. it's in my course. 

[TonicMike]

Love you.

[rockandrope]

Nearly wet myself laughing at this! will definitely try this. BTW read the blog..... just wanna say Respect! your doing something I need to do but am to chicken to! hope everything works out... looking forward to your next post :)

Regards

[MrThunder1452]

i love your cooking and you are funny

[rensnita]

we love your vlogs, i love the humor and the recipes

[FatedSnowfox]

wah bled dat was rite propa bo innit.  ur curry mek me propa ungry an stuff an my gut is bubblin lookin at it. WORD!

[thenotsew]

Im like Huh? and they are like Mhmm! and i be like Huahha! lol

[skdnow]

That's some pretty good cooking by a bored teenager! You are so awesome, Titli! :)

[VoidOnTuesday]

Careful slingin around that "blood" stuff. Some crips might track you down an bust a cap in yo ass!

[TitliNihaan]

@VoidOnTuesday Word!

[BeckyInCa]

Assalamu alaikum. I love your videos Titli.

[armination]

i love your style!!! :-)

[frambris]

Funny as like hell and stuff. A suggestion for future videos. Try to briefly describe what it tastes like because to some (like me) I can't imagine what it tastes like. Other than that... you rock! I mean that in a good way. I am not saying that you are a piece of rock.

[silviameo]

<3 "i can use a knife because...B i have a note from me mum" titili i love you so much don't ever stop cooking

[silviameo]

<3 "i can use a knife because...B i have a note from my mom" titili i love you so much don't ever stop cooking

[hareem]

of da meds eh

[ji234]

Another great vid Titli :) But I've got a question - can I use 5 green cardamoms instead of those 2 green ones? Is there a big difference in taste?

[TitliNihaan]

@ji234 Sure you can. Black cardamoms have a much more "earthy" taste.

[cdutta22]

Titli, it's fine that you are not making it the Kashmiri Hindu way, but you need not make faces about that. Different people have different ways of cooking. Even Non-Muslims can feel funny about certain Muslim ways. But as good human beings we must learn to respect others' views and beliefs, at least publicly.

[TitliNihaan]

@cdutta22 Wait for "Part 2"...

[SCSAZM]

@cdutta22 i think it's obvious that she's joking

[cdutta22]

@SCSAZM : Can she joke similarly about Muslim ways, say about eating only halal meat or not eating pork. I don't think so,she seems to be extremely respectful about her own religion. She might not have meant offence, but I think that in a public forum where her viewers are from different countries and religions she needs to be cautious about cracking jokes.There is no dearth of topics to laugh about, isn't it?

[TitliNihaan]

@cdutta22 a) The face was in relation to the use of yoghurt and b) maybe you missed my use of the somewhat perjorative word "Muzzie" right after to describe myself?

[SCSAZM]

@cdutta22 calm down

[shanagurl112]

@cdutta22 she was just joking shes always like that, cuz shes funny, she wasnt trying 2 disrespect hindu customes.

[naseerahvj]

Talk to the pan caz the titli ant listening, I so have to use that ISA!!!!

[CherienoOnah]

walaykm elsalam =D

[bbstaraimee]

talk to the pan cuz the Titli ain't listenin' LOLOL!!

[proformaname]

Wonderfull! Perfect! More of this and that!

[jbrown1951]

as usual you where great.monkfan72 thefoamy stuff what we call skum from the meat you must get rid of it.

[monkfan72]

That looks delish. I have a question. What is the foamy stuff that you have to skim? I've seen a lot of recipes which have you remove it, but I don't know what it is.

[TitliNihaan]

@monkfan72 I looked it up: "This scum is caused by the gradual extraction of a part of the soluble albumin that is present in the hollow fibers of the muscle tissue. After its extraction, it is coagulated by the heat in the water. As it coagulates and rises, it carries with it to the top particles of dirt and other foreign material present on the surface of the meat. In addition, this scum contains a little blood, which is extracted and coagulated and which tends to make it grayish in color" OK?

[monkfan72]

@TitliNihaan Thank you. :) 

[AgentAshcroft]

Absolute love. Simple as that. You are the best.

[leesha666]

hahahahahah titli, you never fail to make me laugh!

"talk to the pan coz the titli aint listening" ... quote of the year.

[happyjulia333]

hahahaha talk to the pan cause the titli isnt listeing :D

[thisherecat2]

THE TITLI AIN'T LISTENING. Perhaps my favourite.

[thisherecat2]

I was like. Inn't it?

Bravo!

[timefortoast]

You really make my day Titli! I love all your recipes and you make them so fun to watch :) 'Well skanky bro' made me LOL

[hajijackson]

LoL, Hindu version... Ur awesome,

[Nosteratees]

Hahaha!!! Did you miss your medication this morning, Titli. Delicious and hilarious as always. Thank you.

[iEGeek]

It's Vicky Polllard!

You speaking that fast reminds me of Vicky Pollard.

[farisahmed123]

ur sooo dammn funny and this and that!!! :P

[porgy08]

you are funny!!

[roaneah]

I'm a Hindu and I'm offended, though innit.

[MaxMagZitroneneistee]

im the 4th o.o *_*

[summybummy]

Hhahahhahahahahhahaha.......Is­ all I can Say and I think I'm third? :P

[10arsenium990]

second comment XD

[nimarocks1]

FIRST COMMENT! WOOOHOOOO