Once I let a telemarketer go through his entire spiel which took about 1 minute and then he asked if I was interested in his product. I asked him to please repeat it again which he did louder and more forcefully. When he asked if I'd be interested, I acted like I was puking my guts out right into the phone. The next sound I heard was a dial tone. Heh heh.
i think you got off cheap with a million here and a million there on divorces lol. how often do you receive these calls..? i wouldn't have the patience after a while to make a video. i know next time they call have a pre-recording of statements include pauses and see how long they rabble on.. heh heh..
So the call ends immediately with the words " Sorry for disturbing , good-bye ("have a nice day", or sometimes even "good-night"). Moreover, I usually turn off all my phones at weekends for a good and long sleep. ;-)
I hate these Market Research Phonecalls too! Once I've answered to all their questions, as they immediately added me to their data base and started to call me every week. The first question which they always ask is - " Is it a private home or an enterprise?" Of course I always answer - this is a commercial enterprise (small businesses). Sometimes I start to talk first and say "Hello! Moscow Police office of Western District. What's up?" ...
I can't believe you would'nt give a pound a week to help the poverty in Oxford you tight git, ask Manuel to take a pay cut. He's a lazy bastard anyway.
My step dad does the same thing!! One time they called, they asked for him, he said no he's not here, they said, do you know when he will be in? He said well, he won't be back for awhile, he died yesterday! LOL
Watching this at 2am is not a good idea!!! People are trying to sleep and i was laughing my head off!!! That was bloody hilarious, if you record anymore please upload them XD
They're everywhere! Even if I were to leave this country, I'd still get those calls in another one. D: You ruined my dream! Hahahaha! Just jokes. But seriously. -_- They're everywhere.
lmao! excellent! ;))
SIAisNOWhere 1 month ago
very funny...some of the questions they ask...seriously
FluffyJetProductions 2 months ago
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Sweetsukilou 3 months ago
*talking on the phone and hears random smashing in the house*
"garden time..."
*hangs up*
sauce987654321 3 months ago 2
Once I let a telemarketer go through his entire spiel which took about 1 minute and then he asked if I was interested in his product. I asked him to please repeat it again which he did louder and more forcefully. When he asked if I'd be interested, I acted like I was puking my guts out right into the phone. The next sound I heard was a dial tone. Heh heh.
zkxb 3 months ago
looooooooolllllll
lauraisbob17 3 months ago
"I don't really like children or animals" :)))
potmej1 3 months ago
51% percent of Apple and you can't get a phone that holds the battery!! Can you hear me now? Funny stuff.
doodlealladaday 3 months ago
America
POINTZERO97 3 months ago
nice one,very funny lmao
A1reviews 3 months ago
Mate, i hate annoying phonecalls from market research people thats why i haven't got house phone anymore, i just have my mobile
Richieskint666 3 months ago
This was hysterical. Thank you so much for recording/posting. That poor girl was absolutely clueless! LOL
NCcelticdreams 3 months ago
i think you got off cheap with a million here and a million there on divorces lol. how often do you receive these calls..? i wouldn't have the patience after a while to make a video. i know next time they call have a pre-recording of statements include pauses and see how long they rabble on.. heh heh..
ZER0XIII 3 months ago
hol-e-cow - you're a nut! LMBO!!! Thanks, I really needed to laugh this morning. Please let Manuel know. :P
RBLeggs 3 months ago
So the call ends immediately with the words " Sorry for disturbing , good-bye ("have a nice day", or sometimes even "good-night"). Moreover, I usually turn off all my phones at weekends for a good and long sleep. ;-)
KARX0 3 months ago
I hate these Market Research Phonecalls too! Once I've answered to all their questions, as they immediately added me to their data base and started to call me every week. The first question which they always ask is - " Is it a private home or an enterprise?" Of course I always answer - this is a commercial enterprise (small businesses). Sometimes I start to talk first and say "Hello! Moscow Police office of Western District. What's up?" ...
KARX0 3 months ago
I work in market research my self. But the stuff that annoys me rather than me annoying someone else. So be happy i'm not calling you. XD
Peter4101 3 months ago
i just put the phone down the second they start speaking.
0tt0kruegar 3 months ago
Think of all those poor, poor Uni students in Oxford who will be devestated at you not giving that £1 a week!
candisuxxgood 3 months ago
I can't believe you would'nt give a pound a week to help the poverty in Oxford you tight git, ask Manuel to take a pay cut. He's a lazy bastard anyway.
mrbenidorm 3 months ago
I would do this but I would laugh too much.
EXILED4LIFE 3 months ago
oxfam lmfao
scratcheryzf 3 months ago
i love this. thank you.
poopik121 3 months ago
i love this....best 6 mins wasted on nothing :D...dude its great
bigthundermagic 3 months ago
My step dad does the same thing!! One time they called, they asked for him, he said no he's not here, they said, do you know when he will be in? He said well, he won't be back for awhile, he died yesterday! LOL
Kittencuddler 3 months ago
Freaking funny dude! I love screwing with these kinds of people...
bonnieblue80 3 months ago
Lol brilliant : ) Now I'm going to have to step up my fucking with the telemarketer game up please do that again .
BrandonSiddall 3 months ago
as much as they practice their english, they can't hide the fact that they are phoning from india, and are reading from a script
stopthesoftkill 3 months ago
it was funny, but you didnt really hold your story together. when are you going to upload more ghost vids. from your own house.
RobertCrozier123 3 months ago
The satellites in space was pure gold.
51% stake in Apple would buy you a new car or two or maybe a longer life battery for the phone !
I really want to hear that you rang her back.
slider2732 3 months ago 2
Watching this at 2am is not a good idea!!! People are trying to sleep and i was laughing my head off!!! That was bloody hilarious, if you record anymore please upload them XD
RakerR22 3 months ago
LOL totally fab :)
picassomassacare 3 months ago
This is awesome, LMAO
n1nj4grrrl1 3 months ago
Loved it! Next time I get one of those calls I'm doing the same thing.
Caylisto 3 months ago
lmao i laughed pretty hard
gildrop 3 months ago
hahahahahaha....love it!! too funny!!
7cybersandy 3 months ago
That was some funny shit lmfao!!!!!! :o)
TheAngiepoos 3 months ago
With cash lol.
jimbarbwe1985 3 months ago 2
I wish I could like this video a thousand times. How you kept a straigh face I'll never know!
It wasn't just your phone dying there, I'll bet that there was a little part of you dying inside - from laughter!
Well done - these telemarketers deserve all they get sometimes :-D
audiocoffee 3 months ago
Oh she's really sweet. And very patient with you. Considering.
hugthemouse 3 months ago
LOL!
xMTxcameron 3 months ago
hahaha you big troll!!! XD
cyberdog1111 3 months ago
They're everywhere! Even if I were to leave this country, I'd still get those calls in another one. D: You ruined my dream! Hahahaha! Just jokes. But seriously. -_- They're everywhere.
MaggieKSullivan 3 months ago
You should of been like
"sorry I'll have to get back to you later, could I have your home phone number?"
" No, sorry I cannot give you that number"
"Oh why not?"
"I don't want to be called at home."
"Well now you know how I feel." *click*
HikaruYamamoto 3 months ago 8
LOL your crazy mellowb1rd, that was some funny shit! This is why I love your channel you do some crazy and funny stuff. Your # 1 fan Michelle !
angelinthedark5 3 months ago
"I really don't like Oxford"... XD
tamiyak 3 months ago
you remind me of david slade for some reason lol
MICKTAM12 3 months ago
@MICKTAM12 Who the hell is that?
mellowb1rd 3 months ago 12
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MICKTAM12 3 months ago
LOL Mellow
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That was so funny! I was laughing so hard. "Once it starts to smell", lol.
How do you think of these answers so quickly? You've got a very quick wit sir.
What sort of random questions were they anyway? Nice one. They deserve it.
rabbb78 3 months ago
DAMNIT!! Battery ran out...
jonnyuk10 3 months ago
51 percent of apple shares damn
SyscoVids 3 months ago
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SyscoVids 3 months ago
Lol, this is hilarious! I love your responses ;)
EmeeLav 3 months ago
Fifth! YAY!
mellowb1rd 3 months ago 5
@mellowb1rd Most recent as of 9:55 PM CST! Double YAY!
RianAlive 3 months ago
4th comment :D
jonnyuk10 3 months ago
i cant understand a word she says
SyscoVids 3 months ago
i am the first to veiw!
supermarionicky 3 months ago
wow!
supermarionicky 3 months ago