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  • lmao! excellent! ;))

  • very funny...some of the questions they ask...seriously

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  • *talking on the phone and hears random smashing in the house*

    "garden time..."

    *hangs up*

  • Once I let a telemarketer go through his entire spiel which took about 1 minute and then he asked if I was interested in his product. I asked him to please repeat it again which he did louder and more forcefully. When he asked if I'd be interested, I acted like I was puking my guts out right into the phone. The next sound I heard was a dial tone. Heh heh.

  • looooooooolllllll

  • "I don't really like children or animals" :)))

  • 51% percent of Apple and you can't get a phone that holds the battery!! Can you hear me now? Funny stuff.

  • America

  • nice one,very funny lmao

  • Mate, i hate annoying phonecalls from market research people thats why i haven't got house phone anymore, i just have my mobile

  • This was hysterical. Thank you so much for recording/posting. That poor girl was absolutely clueless! LOL

  • i think you got off cheap with a million here and a million there on divorces lol. how often do you receive these calls..? i wouldn't have the patience after a while to make a video. i know next time they call have a pre-recording of statements include pauses and see how long they rabble on.. heh heh..

  • hol-e-cow - you're a nut! LMBO!!! Thanks, I really needed to laugh this morning. Please let Manuel know. :P

  • So the call ends immediately with the words " Sorry for disturbing , good-bye ("have a nice day", or sometimes even "good-night"). Moreover, I usually turn off all my phones at weekends for a good and long sleep. ;-)

  • I hate these Market Research Phonecalls too! Once I've answered to all their questions, as they immediately added me to their data base and started to call me every week. The first question which they always ask is - " Is it a private home or an enterprise?" Of course I always answer - this is a commercial enterprise (small businesses). Sometimes I start to talk first and say "Hello! Moscow Police office of Western District. What's up?" ...

  • I work in market research my self. But the stuff that annoys me rather than me annoying someone else. So be happy i'm not calling you. XD

  • i just put the phone down the second they start speaking.

  • Think of all those poor, poor Uni students in Oxford who will be devestated at you not giving that £1 a week!

  • I can't believe you would'nt give a pound a week to help the poverty in Oxford you tight git, ask Manuel to take a pay cut. He's a lazy bastard anyway.

  • I would do this but I would laugh too much.

  • oxfam lmfao

  • i love this. thank you.

  • i love this....best 6 mins wasted on nothing :D...dude its great

  • My step dad does the same thing!! One time they called, they asked for him, he said no he's not here, they said, do you know when he will be in? He said well, he won't be back for awhile, he died yesterday! LOL

  • Freaking funny dude! I love screwing with these kinds of people...

  • Lol brilliant : ) Now I'm going to have to step up my fucking with the telemarketer game up please do that again .

  • as much as they practice their english, they can't hide the fact that they are phoning from india, and are reading from a script

  • it was funny, but you didnt really hold your story together. when are you going to upload more ghost vids. from your own house.

  • The satellites in space was pure gold.

    51% stake in Apple would buy you a new car or two or maybe a longer life battery for the phone !

    I really want to hear that you rang her back.

  • Watching this at 2am is not a good idea!!! People are trying to sleep and i was laughing my head off!!! That was bloody hilarious, if you record anymore please upload them XD

  • LOL totally fab :)

  • This is awesome, LMAO

  • Loved it! Next time I get one of those calls I'm doing the same thing.

  • lmao i laughed pretty hard

  • hahahahahaha....love it!! too funny!!

  • That was some funny shit lmfao!!!!!! :o)

  • With cash lol.

  • I wish I could like this video a thousand times. How you kept a straigh face I'll never know!

    It wasn't just your phone dying there, I'll bet that there was a little part of you dying inside - from laughter!

    Well done - these telemarketers deserve all they get sometimes :-D

  • Oh she's really sweet.  And very patient with you. Considering.

  • LOL!

  • hahaha you big troll!!! XD

  • They're everywhere! Even if I were to leave this country, I'd still get those calls in another one. D: You ruined my dream! Hahahaha! Just jokes. But seriously. -_- They're everywhere.

  • You should of been like

    "sorry I'll have to get back to you later, could I have your home phone number?" 

    " No, sorry I cannot give you that number"

    "Oh why not?"

    "I don't want to be called at home."

    "Well now you know how I feel." *click*

  • LOL your crazy mellowb1rd, that was some funny shit! This is why I love your channel you do some crazy and funny stuff. Your # 1 fan Michelle !

  • "I really don't like Oxford"... XD

  • you remind me of david slade for some reason lol

  • @MICKTAM12 Who the hell is that?

  • @mellowb1rd movie director

  • LOL Mellow

    

  • That was so funny! I was laughing so hard. "Once it starts to smell", lol.

    How do you think of these answers so quickly? You've got a very quick wit sir.

    What sort of random questions were they anyway? Nice one. They deserve it.

  • DAMNIT!! Battery ran out...

  • 51 percent of apple shares damn

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  • Lol, this is hilarious! I love your responses ;)

  • Fifth! YAY!

  • @mellowb1rd Most recent as of 9:55 PM CST! Double YAY!

  • 4th comment :D

  • i cant understand a word she says

  • i am the first to veiw!

  • wow!

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