Jason Manford - Live at the Apollo [Part 2/2]

[wfcsports]

i cant breathe ya bastard

[MissMelon56]

How can you dislike Jason Manford?!?!?!?!?!?

[71to96]

Manford and Mcintyre, the best.

[AQNUMBER1FAN]

@71to96 and john bishop :)

[71to96]

@AQNUMBER1FAN yeh but hes not the "M" and "M" of Manford and Mcintyre :P

[1Thompsonmusic]

Jason Manford makes me feel fat and lazy just looking and listening to him. Hate his guts.

[shayon068]

@1Thompsonmusic

if you hate him, why are you watching his bloody videos. nobody's forcing you.

[skhv2607]

I have been going through your poo, and it absolutely stinks!! :D

[TheDarkPaladin]

She's from 'You are what you eat', and at some point in her life she's eaten a bloody miserable bitch!

green thumbs please.

[atmcmenamin]

I've got a Duke of Edinburgh's Award - only a Bronze, I'm not a dickhead, I had friends!

[sepsepsep12]

"turn left sucker!"

"turn right at the roundabout fool!!!"

Jason Manford...one of my fav's

[burb1e1]

this had me laughing so bad.. my belly hurts now

[kinglynx]

"only a bronze, im not a dickhead" LOOOL

[topladtootill]

"Is that a dagger i see before me?"

"ye gimme ya trainers|"

AMAZING

[Fireworkatheart]

I can't believe this. The two highest rated comments are direct quotes of the same joke in the video. WHAT IS HAPPENING.

[SweatyBlueJeans]

I don't get the Mr T airport joke. Why won't it go to the airport?

[gerbenvanessen]

@SweatyBlueJeans I pity the fool who don't know mista T is afraid of flyin'

[W1tchcraft]

@SweatyBlueJeans

He's scared of flying

[CapitalBhoy78]

JASON YOU ARE A FUNNY GUY AND THIS IS FROM A GUY THAT HATES ALL SUPPORTERS OF ENGLISH CLUBS EXCEPT FOR GEORDIE NEWCASTLE FANS!

[FakeApology]

"i can't breathe you basterd! asdfjkl; i'm gonna die! eeeh eeeeh eeeeh"

Brilliant.

[michelle12093487]

gillian mckeith diet wat do u do for that? sneak a load of spices in in your knickers then faint a lot? haha :)

[blakeydellboy]

"Am orite at breathing to be honest like, don't wanna show off on me first day like". Haha, this guy is quality!

[CanineFaeces]

That 'You are what you eat' woman is fucking annoying.

[theScrubsloverr]

yess finally someone on TV got it right. FOOTBALL is when you kick a black and white ball around and RUGBY is that violent one...well done :)

[StripesndSuch]

and when this was aired not many knew who the fuck gillian mckeith was and now she is one of the most talked about people since the beginning of this years i'm a celebrity get me out of here :) I LOVE THE MANCS :)

[overlordfrenchie]

watching im a celebrity, then seeing the clip about gillian :') classic

[mccada]

I'd fuck him!!! He's hot!!!

[andrewnaylor08]

i've been looking at your poo and it stinks

[HarrietAlmighty]

GILLIAN!! BOOO

[kierandempsey1]

"Yeah, stabbed him in his face...Hello taxi" beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

[SuperMegabar]

''I CANT BREATH YA BASTURD!!!''

[Tammieboo1]

"yeaah, stabbed him in his face... Hello taxi? "

LOOOOOL i was creasin for time :D

[DangerDriller]

i was 2k 'liker' ;)

[romeo015]

The guy at 00:22 seconds blatantly got caught having a danger wank. The vile human.

[ChocolatePingu]

@romeo015 haha you legend :')

[romeo015]

@ChocolatePingu Pffft he's the legend ey, having the balls to do that with so many people around. My idol there.

[jonimaher]

@romeo015 he is not..unless he's got a reeeeeally small one.

[ROFLboomer]

:L Lool at the Mr. T bit ' I ain't gettin on no plane foo' XD

[MrsLovett112]

Had to laugh at the Duke of Edinburgh bit, I have that same philosophy on it :P

[Ultraviolight]

Is his hair purple or is it just the way the light's hitting it???

Anyway comic genius XD, love him

xox

[MartinGordon100]

@Ultraviolight its the light

[DontGoQuietly]

Hahaha it's just the light :)

[ukurbanfarmer]

yeh gimme ur trainers LOL

[yumr1ce]

This guy is awesome lol. One of the funniest brit comedians I've seen.

[Charapova100]

only a bronze, i have friends..hahaha

[effingya]

He's funny as fuck, he doesn't need the matching hair

[8910helen]

omg i love him so MUCH ;) xx

[aSAMatic]

'Now John, I've been goin through ya pooooo... and it absolutely stinks! Now I'm sittin' back on the couch thinkin 'Now out of these two who needs to re-assess their lives?' XD love

[weeziee09]

She's from 'You are what you eat', and at some point in her life she's eaten a bloody miserable bitch!

[Richy0407]

@weeziee09 its "proper miserable bitch" just thought i would say :)

[Tammieboo1]

"oh yeah I stabbed him in his face...Hello taxi !" LMAO

[MysticMarvel]

Look at his hair 0:23 it changes colour :o Lol and he is soo funny

[iheartuutube]

"at some point in her life she's eaten a proper miserable bitch" haha!

[Sierra4Delta]

the 25 people who disliked are scousers or united fans :)

[tom2005g]

@Sierra4Delta or a family member of gary neville :P

[Paul2492]

@Sierra4Delta I'm a United fan and I like it

[Sierra4Delta]

@Paul2492 oh dear

[MrPoundNote]

2:58- Is that Sebastien Vettel?

[JaffaThatCake]

is this a dagger i see before me?

yea, give us ya trainiers!

[MCofiveone]

quite funny for a manc, nah i like him good comedian.

[Boss0nomaka]

lol XD

[CANDHHOMEMADESTUFF]

I done me name wrong can I av anover 1

[BeccaHeartsRainbows]

I've been trying to lose a bit of weight, been on this Gillian McKeith diet. She does that show 'You are what you eat' and at some point in her life she's eaten a proper miserable bitch right. Hahaaaa Jason Manford ♥

[MrsNickJonasAlways14]

I love Jason Manford I watch him all the time & Rob Brydon & Frankie Boyle & Russell Howard.. Amazing <3 Oh I almost forgot Michael Mcintyre and Lee Mack.. My three favs are Michael, Lee and Jason <3

[coliano14]

hes class

i love it when he does the liverpool police man bit

[1CCHH1]

"I CAN'T BREATH YOU BASTARD!!!!!!!"

[killjoy107]

4:26

[killjoy107]

4:09

[MrNICKismySOULMATE]

yay mancunians rock!!! but i dont get one part, why cant mr t go to the airport?? x

[JillLovesJer]

@MrNICKismySOULMATE u had to be a fan of "The A-Team" to really get that. Mr. T's character on that show was a big tough guy, but was terrified of flying.

[SRFCHOOD]

have ye ever nearly killed someone

lmfao

[fenix182]

"I've been goin your poo....and it absolutely stinks"

He went from a Geordie to an Edinburgh accent in one sentence! Hahaha!

[sungyultaylor]

I couldn't understand some of what he was saying (because of his accent and the British terms being used) but I think this guy is pretty funny.

[blahtoausername]

@sungyultaylor Ask we can shall translate (English to English)

[eiresmif35]

Hahah, this has got to be the funniest stand up comedian I have seen in a very long time.

[SarahParkinson1]

have you ever nearly killed anyone?

lmao, what a question to ask ;D

LEGEND!

[patojesuper]

dont wanna show of on my forst day mate ......im pretty good at breathing ..i do it in my sleep im dat good loooool loooooooll

[GeorgeReal360]

24 people must have accidentally pressed dislike instead of like

[ninjapixieful]

have you ever nearly killed anyone what a conversation starter

[Doidgey4eva]

at some point in her life shes eaten a proper miserable bitch

pmsl

[latindancer4ever]

reminds me of michael mcintyre when he starts doing the high pitched voice! :)

[musicvideos59]

Jason Manford is one of the funniest guys in the world

[AshVanZant]

@musicvideos59 Hell Yeah I Love Him <3 HaHa Pmsl!!

[HypeTing08]

legendd

[donpele1]

Attention Russell Howard and other assorted back-slappin comedians, this is what a funny comedian looks and sounds like

[thedarknesscallingme]

"i'm alright at breathing to be honest like you know, dont wanna show off on mi first day mate but i'm brilliant really. i can do it in mi sleep i'm that good" LMAO!

[KushidoKid762]

haha do it make sure its a friend :P lol

[psychopathtoine]

'ive been going trough your poo' his accent makes me laugh xD

[mariyannfleur]

"only a bronze,im not a dickhead i had friends" hahaha

[xSceneTragedyx]

"Turn left sucka" "Turn right at the roundabout fool" That was brilliant :D

[offspringy]

@xSceneTragedyx but it wont go to the air port LOL XD

[alexandradowning]

some point in her life shes eaten a propper misurable bitch.

LMFAO!

[sozseatstaken]

this is pretty much a big rip off of Bill Bailey, disgraceful.

[Gellis2009]

@sozseatstaken what..... WHAT??? how the fuck did you come to this conclusion?

[RobynLovesFTSK]

Scousers FTW

[TheMonkey8MyHomework]

"Is that a dagger I see before me?"

"Yeah gimme your trainers!!!" Epic.

[1wannabeactorz1]

stop fukin arguin ffs, just watch and enjoy the fuckin video and manchesterman, this aint a fukin grammar test so stop makin it such a big thing if someone gets a word wrong

[wickedband]

ha ha loved his Mr t impression :D

[thugzzz2]

north west =]]]]]]]]]

[NatShawOfficial]

"Now ive got the duke of edinburgh award, its only a bronze, im not a dickhead, i still had friends". loooooooooooool

[browndog1996]

at some point in her life shes eaten a right misrable bitch

HAHHA hes a legend :L :) x

[BritishRider]

You don't want to watch poo in surround sound? LMFAO!

[Vertman3000]

When you're mates, and you're lads, and you can see your mate's in danger... You say nothing. Cause you can see a story opening up infront of you. It's so true!

[J0rdeyRuss3ll]

is he from the same place as peter kay? cuz his accent sounds kinda the same, and has has anyone noticed that comedians that can do lots of different voices are more popular with women? lol

[sltr1]

Near. Hes from Manchester, Peter Kay is from Bolton.

[NicolePott1993]

@sltr1 He's from Davenport :D I go to college near there (: x

[chopper69standup]

@sltr1 They were pals when they were young on the circuit aswell like

[tomharding]

@sltr1 May I just clarify that no matter what anyone says, those are 2 completely different places!!!

[Teendiva13]

@sltr1 waay! bolton forever! lol :)

[theholyemo]

@sltr1 bloton is no where near, bolton is in the south west near plymouth and manchester is in the north east

[elekcal]

@theholyemo are you serious?

[theholyemo]

@elekcal oh no wait haha my bad, but its not THAT close, its liek nearly a 100 mile drive

[jake27990]

@theholyemo No. I'm in Manchester and to go to bolton its like a ten minute drive.

[CashewBoyLiam]

@theholyemo You absolute failure, you well failed Geography. In fact, are you even from the UK?

[theholyemo]

@CashewBoyLiam i didnt take geography as a subject in school, second yes i am from the uk, im from brighton

[23peter]

@theholyemo, Knowing where Manchester and Bolton are isn't exactly rocket science. Get yourself along into your nearest petrol station and buy a map of Britain

[Vladflame]

@sltr1 which is just outside manchester and classed as greater manchester, have a check on a map. bolton is like 13 miles from moss side.

[manchesterman118]

haha nah the accents are totally different

[xboxisdabest]

they are quite similar

[manchesterman118]

it deppends on where you're from. im from manchester and to me they are totally different. but i get what you mean

[iago18958]

@manchesterman118Are you a retard? There accents are exactly the same! There are from the same place! Bolton is like the next town along from Manchester!

[RyillRODG]

a north london accent is different from a south london accent. same for manchester and bolton. If you live there you'll notice the difference.

[manchesterman118]

well said mate. someone with a bit of common sense

[manchesterman118]

hang on, don't call me a retard! i was born and bred in longsight in manchester! and im tellin you the accents are different! eg. ppl from bolton say thur, we say there. they say told, we say toe-ld! to someone from bolton the cockney accent sounds the same as the essex one. but i bet you a cockney can tell them appart! dick head!

[Dannii2601]

I'm a Scouser and I can tell them apart - there are some similarities, but they're not the same! Team Manchesterman!

[dotdin68]

i'm a scouser:) just thought i'd throw that in there:)

[manchesterman118]

and its 'their accents' not 'there accents' retard!

[Anc0atsRed]

So you're saying Bez from the Happy Mondays and Liam Gallagher sound like Peter Kay and Dave Spikey? That's like saying the Queen sounds like Dizzee Rascal because they live a few miles from each other!

[AnastasiaDragonash]

@J0rdeyRuss3ll But they are REALLY good friends.

[coliano14]

@AnastasiaDragonash how do you know im his bro i should now

[AnastasiaDragonash]

@coliano14 FFFFFFFFFFFFF Sure you are, it's in Peter Kay's Autobiography.

WOULD YOU LIKE SOME ICE FOR THAT BURN?! XD

[coliano14]

@AnastasiaDragonash what!!!

[AnastasiaDragonash]

@coliano14 Yuppers in "Saturday Night Peter" He talks all about how He encouraged Jason Manford to go for a drama degree at Salford University. He also talks about how he invited him to sit in the wings of his Bolton show. AND then Jason repayed the favour three years later.

If you are his brother, seriously, do your research.

[coliano14]

@J0rdeyRuss3ll he is from manchester i now him

[inkybinky]

@J0rdeyRuss3ll Yhea he is from Edinburgh

[sfurner]

"Turn right at the roundabout, foo'!"

[pinkbangles2008]

4:23 - 4:35

hilarious!!!!!!

classic!

i was going to breathe in helium at my cousins house but i was too scared!!!LOL

love it!!!

[dakr2]

What does he say at 1:35?

[Gobberella]

is that a dagger I see before me?

Yes, Give me your trainers.

[dakr2]

@Gobberella Thanks. :)

[scottgamble07]

lol his hair looks purple

[sophia1996100]

lol just noticed that

[jes69sicax]

gorgeous :)

[QueenDeaconite]

I love the way he does sort of straight forward observation taxis and then just without changing tone, slips in something completely surreal, like a 9 and half inch mexican. XD Brilliant!

[snelly69]

is that sat nav real and if so can u get it in canada

[drumandguns]

reminds me sooooo much of matt from arctic monkeys :)

[sexysluttysanta]

hes wiked XD i got tikets to see him in septemba XD

[giants2k8]

''Only a Bronze im not a dickhead,i had friends'' lmfaoooooooooooo

LEGEND!!!!!!!

[BowiesMagic]

@giants2k8 love it (:

x

[DaMoOvCoCkBrOoK]

can i have a nine and half inch mexican please :L Manchesters finest

[mattyoung90]

going to see him in june gonna be wicked!!

[Podiexoxo]

ooo(:

[2OneRed]

"Is this a dagger i see Before me"

"Yeah Mate give me ya Trainers"

LMAO XD

[Olekander]

Lmfao.

[Unevaluated]

well thats a pretty egotistical thing to say. :l probably the most used internet abbreviation and you think people care if YOU find it sad? get over yourself.

[Leniiee1]

...have you ever killed anybody?... thats always meks me laugh

[Whoop1243]

"she does that show.. you are what you eat.. and at some point in her life she's ate a proper miserable bitch!" I LOLD SO HARD

[Whoop1243]

im sad for laughing at something i find funny?

[nobrakesukspeedway]

@Whoop1243 no, just LOL is sad

[2OneRed]

same here Dude i ROFL so hard i started crying lol

[makecreamcrackers07]

turn right at the round about foooooool.

[1999sis]

only a bronze , ive got freinds loool

[dexterccf2]

knock yourself out

he did

hahaha

[Lrockzhi]

lol mr T is wicked

[grimeyentertainment]

is that a dagger i see before me

ye gimme yer trainers

LMAO

[mcdenglish]

Is this a dagger I see before me, Yeah gimme your trainers! lol Brilliant!

[abbielouise1994]

HAHAAA JOKEEEE

[09ChickenLittle]

I've been going through, your poo, and it absloutaly stinks

LOL, that's soo funny

:L