Bret Ernst Fistfights with Old Men

[donimoX]

@ skater every restaurant ive worked in charged 450 for a tiny glass and 6-9 bucks for huge never a medium available its sick but true!

[skater423]

@donimoX what state

[skater423]

who the fuck charges $8 for orange juice

[vincentnicholle]

how dare you!! got an old italian man next to me... :) that shit funny

[thomponte]

Kinda hot comedian

[Remista33097]

he used the same jokes before.

[Xecila]

@Remista33097 All comedians do that.. lol

[DestructionBattery]

man he iss spot on right! i like old people i want a guy like him!

[Jnwdarkmatter]

eight dollas for a glass of orange juice?

[Marcell2aG]

As soon as I heard "What am I, a Banjalini!?" I pretty much spit out my drink.

[bazbaz223]

LOL my dad did the same thing with the orange juice thing

[yerbah1]

At 5:44 after hearing all these things about oranges,; i seriously though be said my name is Bret Orange.

[l30307]

this guy is tooooo funnny lmaoo hes going places

[GoldenGhost42]

the hand signal he makes all the time means 'wtf' lol

[TheAwesomeifacation]

Little Old Man Tricks xDDD

[purplebui]

Hell ya fuck ed hardy

[hotboy714206]

The audience is mexicans our culture is way more ghetto and gangster and funny that the italluan culture thats why he kept getting nearvous and his jokes where weak lmfa smdh mexican comefians way funnier and more original cali= mexicans lol sorry

[chibigrunt]

Are there more Jersey Guidos like him? I really hope Jersey Shore is just a stereotype, lol.

[TheAwesomeifacation]

@chibigrunt oh my god RIGHT?

[chibigrunt]

@TheAwesomeifacation I never watched it, but from what I see are douches and skanks X(.

[TheAwesomeifacation]

@chibigrunt yeah thats pretty much all it is there if you watch it you're wasting your time

[chibigrunt]

@TheAwesomeifacation Looks like a stupid show :/ (and the people, too).

[chibigrunt]

@TheAwesomeifacation Looks like a stupid show :/ (and the people, too).

[TheAwesomeifacation]

@chibigrunt LOL yeah they're ugly

[saledge]

@chibigrunt it is. i'm from there. that's why those jerkoffs were chosen for the show - cuz they're sterotypes.

[chibigrunt]

@saledge Ah, I guess there's something entertaining about watching idiots fight... like BGC

[mikoreos]

Hey look at my bedazzled cartoon dragon! lmfao

[flyyungboss]

Good comedian

[dekota94]

LOL MY GRANDPA RLLY STARTED WORKING WHEN HE WAS IN THE 3RD GRADE HOW DID HE KNOW.

[dirtysailor49]

old man strength. lol classic.

[rockthesenuts666]

I've watched this video like 5 times and i berly realized he says in the end "My name's been Bret Ernst" ...does it change or something?

[vaxthedude]

I'll bye groves of oranges and start my own orange buisness!

[GrandTheftAdrian]

what a weak audience man, fuck those bitches

[xxxmikeyxxxx]

@GrandTheftAdrian fuck the audience lol the real bitches are people who quote comedians and then the dip shits that give them thumbs up and ruins the damn joke

[yungt1130]

the audience sucked dick this guys hilarious

[Music5010]

Can u believe ths? They want $8 4 a glass of orange juice!  Lmfao

[vbfk12]

what am i a bangolini? lmfaoo

[ItsThemGuidoCoppers]

I love this guy. The audience sucked

[LeviLan4bcitu]

since when did Guido become the correct way to say Italian

[raikiri98]

I saw him on comedy central and loved the joke where he did the White Girl impersonation " I wouuuuullld like a saalaaaadd without the kroutonnnssss, Orrrr the letttucceee" and he said "Bitch, its a salad i will kick you to sleep!" But this was hilarious! Cant get enough of Bret Ernst. Hes gonna be a big comedian (Katt Wiliams big)

[Nandezbot]

bongalini hahah

[pojo205]

it started off slow, but got much much better.

[SuttonSantiniPaulo]

Awanges joosh

[Church6397]

He's the Guido equivalence of a black comedian

[WillGotti]

@Church6397 What's that supposed to mean?

[Church6397]

@WillGotti His material relies on him hating on the social douche bags of his kind i.e Italian Americans,Blacks etc.

[WillGotti]

@Church6397 Bret is Italian and German. I'm trying to understand how he compares to black comedians that's all. I watch his stand up so I can't see the analogy.

[Church6397]

@WillGotti Well are you familiar with black comedy ? Katt Williams,Chapelle,Kevin Hart etc. ? They mostly "hate" on their own races. As for Bret being Italian and German that may be true I'll take your word from it but a lot of his material makes fun of the Italian-America "Guidos" much like the Chappelle's and Hart's of comedy poke fun of the "lazy" blacks of America

[WillGotti]

@Church6397 Of course I'm familiar with them. I don't know about the lazy black part, that's way far off base. What I guess you mean to say is that Bret likes to poke fun at his own people. Pretty much every comedian who discusses race is likely to poke fun at their own. Russell Peters for example always makes fun of Indians. I don't think they're hating.

[Church6397]

@WillGotti Hating meant with a looser meaning, not actually spreading hate rather than exposing flaws, hatin' if you may. Yes guys like Peters,Lewis Black or other make fun of their own, Black of course being jewish but it's rare to see a white comedian follow the same bit on whites alone

[charlyblues]

@WillGotti

word.. duds is trippin.. but he's not racist..right

lazy..pff

hahah

[KimikoYoruichi]

Two people are too poor to afford a glass of orange juice. :)

[Monteguy88]

"What am I a pepicope??" lmaooo

[mstrt64]

Friggin hilarious

[abc123onetwothree]

aaaaa hahahaa

[Skalabourne]

funny dude

[McSteaks]

funny dude