Special Poetry Slam: Beer

[DirtySpermRag]

Fuck milk I want 'tard beer?

[greyhamlee]

It starts with the casual yet confident walk.

He rushes through his introduction as if he's

done it countless times before. "My

name's Travis" He declares the statement

with pinpoint authority "I like

Beer". And then it happens. With the

coolest glare, a slight tilt of the head, he

puts the amateurs to bed with a (for lack of a

better term) bad ass, "it's good for

you". Praise this man. Praise him.

[ChocolateWarship90]

How the fuck is he retarded?

He knows the most important nutrient in all of life.

[gratefultobehere]

Travis is a badass. 

[codmarter]

My names beer, I like Travis, its good for you.

[mcshmeggy]

I am crying oh my god these are the funniest videos I have ever seen

[fourstar321]

press 5 for f u

[Bodogjoe]

Corky??

[Jabikz]

Sounds a bit like Forrest Gump.

[wizardbaker]

He is the moonstar

[MrHumpshumps]

his mum sure drunk responsibly when she was pregnant 

[drunkoncustard]

@MrHumpshumps WAHHAHAAHA!

[TheRealTerranMarine]

i'd raise my glass to this guy. but i'm under age

[intimidatorno3ca]

@TheRealTerranMarine Raise it anyway. Just make sure it's full of Kool-aid.

[TheRealTerranMarine]

@intimidatorno3ca Kool story bro

[B0oR4dl3y]

is he related to the "bacon is good for me" kid?

[CircaBattleField]

DAT SWAG.

[TheKevinthekool]

@zombiejournals OF COARSE HE DOESENT AFFRAID HES GOT THE MOVES LIKE JAGGER

[TheKevinthekool]

HOLLY CRAP THIS GUYS GOT THE MOVES LIKE JAGGER

[Zakarazi]

lmao the description

[MrArseCandal]

wat

[zipsrule]

Drink Responsibly. LOL.

[NoMorelsHere42]

BEER IS GOOD, AND STUFF...

lets go drink some:

BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!!!!1!!1one!!

[allecksyerbestfriend]

he is sofa king hxcore

[arr5612]

He walks up like such a badass, he will break you.

[Registole]

source on music? it's baddass.

[06lethal07]

@Registole kill bill theme song or something

[flamethrowermax]

@Registole It's the Kill Bill fight theme "Battle Without Honor."

[kgpatrick21]

Travis seems like a cool dude. I'd drink a beer with him.

[cliffDhater1]

at least they serve beer in hell :)

[Diig3x]

Tonight we F*CKING LOL IN HELL!

[nickfury1012]

what a g.

[dropkickhsox]

what song is this?

[ohlawdyful]

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, it's good for you.

[DarkFoot25]

Travis dosent always drink beer. When he does he drinks moonstar.

[Redbullgiveswgs11]

omg I cant stop laughing and all these comments are making me rofl so hard. omg i love youtube.

[IncreasedGrace]

I'll bring the sunscreen..

[RataITA]

THE WAY HE WALKS.. HE JUST DOESN'T GIVE A SINGLE FUCK

LIKE A BOSS

[purplehaze216]

don't fuck with travis

[hijoki666666]

He not disabled, he's just drunk.

[gamerunknown]

Brought to you by Foetal Alcohol Syndrome.

[mattwilhelm60]

brought to you by fart inhaler

[00Delta]

I have a friend named Travis.

[princess419100]

haha awesome retard advert

[rex22neo]

Oh god I'm a horrible person!!!

[TheKevinthekool]

DOES HE SAY WHEN I TRAVEL I LIKE BEER ITS GOOD FOR YOU

[zombiejournals]

@TheKevinthekool

'My name is Travis, I like beer. It's good for you'

:P

[c4r50n1]

My name is travis, I like TECHNOLOGY!!!

[debku]

Why wont they broadcast this on TV?

[debku]

Why wasnt this on the Superbowl?

[markambush]

"drink responsibly"

[0mega7000]

He looks like a badman.

[hurrrdurr112]

I'd love to bring Travis along to an AA meeting so we could party fucking hard.

[SpartanA932011]

Thumbs up if you're going to hell with me for laughing at this.

[masterthehate2]

@SpartanA932011 We're not going to hell. The moonstar shall conquer the damned city and lead us to his cosmic kingdom.

Hail Travis.

[dukee155]

@SpartanA932011 Cya there

[ThatKidOnXbox]

@SpartanA932011 yeaaaaa

[coxi666]

@SpartanA932011 I like the one of the kid talking about bears

[Bebopopotamus]

@SpartanA932011 Where's hell? Never been.

[Mijumaru500]

@SpartanA932011

I guess that makes me number "300".

Care to tell me where in Hell we'll be dining tonight?

[SpartanA932011]

@Mijumaru500 We'll be in Satan's private dining quarters.

[th4tg1ng3rk1dVIDEO]

BEER IS GOOD, N STUFF.

[warriorredbird8]

i hope we've all come to terms that we're going to hell for laughing at this haha

[slipknotman422]

next Budweiser commercial?

[roadkilldinosaur]

travis the bad ass!

[wednos]

LMFAOOO WTF IS THIS SHITE

[Showatt]

i feel bad for laughing so loud.

[clevelandsfinest92]

SWAG

[iQuince]

Beer is liquid bread, it's good for you

[acecabyeiiow7]

it looks like travis mother liked beer

[Slinker19]

i would turn ad blocker off to see this before a video

[PlanetXinvader]

Like a boss

[ScarletDestiney]

I herped so hard that I derped, don't let this happen to you..

[Neonman78]

For Your Health.

[Vollrath1114]

17 don't like beer

[Itasattc]

I destroyed the play button

[BrassMonkeyOE]

she didn't drink responsibly

[JJCcubes42]

I'm not allways good for you, but when I am, I am beer

[Darkgeorgelopez]

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I drink Moonstar.

Drink responsibly my friends.

[XDeathRaze777X]

Travis clearly doesn't fuck around... drink responsibly my friends..

[ky015]

HOW YOU GONNA ACT BITCH?

[Holodius]

full retard

[96WS7]

INTREDASTING...

[Adderalways]

I don't always herp. But when I herp I derp.

[RandomPandaX78]

This is the most epic video of all time and beats the retard mosh pit

[djtektronics]

FUCKIN A!

[0Banjo0]

i lol'd

[kb7791]

Lol that was great. Travis means business

[Yyyyzyyy]

Chuck Norris: Watch out.

[WtFmAtE12244]

A CHALLENGER APPEARS! /watch?v=pbreRbPjMlM&feature=f­eedlik

[HatFortress2]

THIS MAN IS THE BIGGEST BADASS IN ALL OF EXISTENCE

[Flupendup]

Yes.

[KnittedScarf]

Sick. As. Hell.

[frankguy95]

This is too funny 

[comchef35]

Travis is not alone

[IFknHateUTube]

HE AINT LYIN'

[twattish00]

he doesnt afraid of anything that damn beer loving Moonstar.

[W3BMAST3ER34]

IMMA make a ber called moon star and thats my commercial right there

[fallendarknes12]

this is the real most interesting man in the worls

[soundmasta33]

I do it for the lulz, Heil Hitler! 

[soundmasta33]

SONG PLEASE! 

[nascarsignore]

@soundmasta33 guitar riff, durrhh

[GayFatRetardedFaggot]

@soundmasta33 For someone who uses "soundmaster" in his username you would probably expect him to know everything when it comes to sound(including this song)

LULZ - moron

[soundmasta33]

@GayFatRetardedFaggot

I like bananas

[PolishGuy89]

Whats the name of the First Song?

[659Cake]

@PolishGuy89 Battle Without Honor or Humanity by Tomoyasu Hotei.

It's from the Kill Bill soundtrack.

[makatackify]

love the slowmo intro with the badass song the he gets up and says the single most badass thing any man could say...truly incredible

[xkornflakesx]

His mom liked beer when she was pregnant. . . 

[mizotizo50]

@xkornflakesx too bad drinking while pregnant doesn't cause downs syndrome, jackass

[xkornflakesx]

@mizotizo50 too bad it was a joke, brah

[NexTribuo16]

most badass poet. ever. take that, edgar allen poe, you emo prick!

[Juan321C]

Dickheads and their like/dislike count comments...REALLY? 

[ripsaw111]

My name is Travis and my mom drank too much beer when she was pregnant with me.

[TEEKHD]

My name is travis I like bear it is good for you lmfao.

[shoplifting1is1fun]

Fuckin love Travis

[jegblirgal]

Best.... Beer... Commercial.... Ever!

[ripsaw111]

13 people don't like beer

[jellytriumphhhh]

my name is travis and i'm an alcoholic. 

[galiant609]

Travis is now AWESOME!

[GRaVITY2DX]

travis is the shit just for that.

[Derp1978]

EPIC WIN

[ramoooooon]

Anyone else have a hard on?

[TheBnat1]

Lol drink responsibly.

[simpleguy65]

I you liked this video, you will probably like "Epic of the Moonstar."

[Derp1978]

EPIC!!

[tanksmallcape]

My favorite part was when he said "I like beer."

[SeanStrife]

He didn't say he likes beer. He said he likes fear. As in he likes to inflict fear into the hearts of men, for he is the Moonstar. Beer is beneath a being like Travis the Moonstar: he only drinks Mead!

[Kriegsarschmann]

"I like beer, it's good for you."

Well, it looks like... *puts on sunglasses*

Your mother liked beer too.

YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!­!!

[defco9]

oh wow.....................

[lolomg69aids]

my name is twavis and i wike beer. it is good for you.

drink responsibly.

BUM BUM BUM

[jirdimaster]

@lolomg69aids That was so clever writing out a manuscript for this 17 second long youtube video, it's just mind blowing to me that not only were you able to decipher what he was saying but you also managed to transcribe the music into a language we can all understand "BUM BUM BUM" pat on the back man, that's really great...

[lolomg69aids]

@jirdimaster i fucked a dog yesterday

[aqinthe]

He drinks beer to wash down all those pennys he eats.

[aqinthe]

Beer, It does the fetus bad!

[underwearskids]

That was annoying.

[tehpwnzoreester]

What is that song? Or the music it goes with?

[AlgernonFTW]

@tehpwnzoreester To Fight Without Honor or Humanity. By Tomoyasu Hotei.

[mexicanwaveable]

song?

[PseudonymNoEINS]

He has been drinking beer since he was -9 months old.

[JIHADJESSE]

@PseudonymNoEINS EPIC EPIC EPIC EPIC! 10 internets to you sir.

[SerpentSouI]

@PseudonymNoEINS oh you

[Rambostylin]

@PseudonymNoEINS You can see the effect it has had on him

[bureX]

@PseudonymNoEINS

That's a horrible thing to say! ... God damn it, I still lol'd so hard...

[david10291029]

@PseudonymNoEINS

LOLOLOL I GET THAT JOKE, I FEEL SPECIAL.

[kingsalamander123]

@david10291029 then go join them..

wow im going to hell for that one

[david10291029]

@kingsalamander123

HA, we're all going to hell.

[gunnare123]

Thats what his mom drank, along with Clorox bleach, when she was pregnant with him.

[pisstakecris]

he owns a company called moon star security.............tonk hench cunt that spacca is

[soloman5k]

this man is a very intelligent individual. the Moonstar has spoken, beer should be liked by all. because it is good for you.

[junkietomato]

My favorite color is potato

[WRX02227]

Travis is the fucking man!

[pandacaekz]

What a fucking badass!

[Zeneph13]

@pandacaekz The most badass motherfucker in all of history.

[thealestar]

He is right about one thing.... Beer is in fact good for you.

[Yyyyzyyy]

What is the name of the tune in this video? Where did it come from?

[stratplayer63]

@Yyyyzyyy Battle Without Honor or Humanity

[Yyyyzyyy]

@stratplayer63 Thanks!

[kimlingc2]

@Yyyyzyyy kill bill

[coltd99]

lol funnyjunk lol

[evilaviator]

Too much beer and Travis will go retard strong

[woohoobulot]

july 1, 2008?!? wow im late to this lol

[VenomOXP]

Fuck Yea!

[nascarsignore]

he likes beer, likes elivis, likes werewolves, and he is the moonstar.. he is the best ever!

[bwrice]

The song is "Battle Without Honor or Humanity".

[ninmachine109]

I never knew beer was good for me until Travis told me

[Algernonimous]

What's the name of the sound clip/music?

[MrRoryTV]

lol this should accually go on TV

[Romulus123]

@ramoooooon

You bad man lol.



[Sk8ter536]

@ramoooooon thats sad man what if he was in ur family would u treat him like that if he was huh?

[AnbuBlackOps4]

yeah they deffifenalty nailed this! needs to be on tv

[gnrman999]

Travis, is the definition of fucking bad-ass.

[bthehutch]

Where did this series of videos come from does anyone know?

[brawnthehulk]

Why is this dude not in the UFC?

[Aaliamazing]

i think the moonstar is ap retty cool guy eh drinks beer and doesnt afraid of anything

^ makes this video epic right there LOL