Survivors Of Gas Station Explosion Mourn Tragic Loss Of Gas

[TheWaffle106]

Onion videos are the only ones I always read comments for. Keep up the glory!

[aus741LX]

My heart goes out to the gasoline



[SobingDeath]

almost makes me want to shut of my semi.....but ...it is kinda cold out

[Uaz31]

RIP petrol...

[deadmoney49]

Theonion is the purest satire out... It tricks everyone at first! Live it!

[ThePento5]

Hunkablahhaha Angles don't use cars, the can fly

[Hunkablahhaha]

@ThePento5 ...... The joke, is the joke. Fun, is fun. Angles, are angels. They don't need to fly. Gas is gas, helpful. This is important to remember! GAS IS SOMETHING TO FUEL THINGS FOR ETERNITY!!! IT SHALL FUEL THE ANGELS!!!

[tactan6700]

There ignorant people could have died

[xJoeEDangerouslyx]

@tactan6700 I love when people who don't even know how to use the word "they're" properly call others ignorant . "There" indicates location. "They're" is a contraction of "They Are." It amazes me that grown men in this country can't speak or write their own language. Then if you call them on it, they insult you! This is why the world laughs at us. well, that and not knowing what The Onion is.

Besides, the graphic clearly showed people burning to death. So what? Have you seen the price of gas?

[jinlee916]

@Imalovlytroll Like all mentioned, this news channel is purely fake. Alot of people think this is real but it really is'nt. Heck, even Fox news thought this was real. Just to let you know, don't believe everything the internet tells you. ;)

[Oldasiankid]

@PrettyLittleLadybug7 Did you. It get the humor? The point was, people died, but they were mourning over the gas. And, like many people already mentioned, the Onion is purely comedic.

[Imalovleytroll]

Omg how could these guys be so inconsiderate to all the innocent lives lost. Gas isn't the only important thing in the world u know! :(

[Hunkablahhaha]

Well ppl, don't worry!! The gas is in heaven now!! Fueling the cars of the angels.

[IRWIN29onPSN]

People are important not gas because if the gas goes ssssssSsssSsSsssSssss BOOOOM what happen everyone dies . I got BSOD on my Mac so I can't play minecraft

[MsMoonDragoon]

@IRWIN29onPSN O.o uh... why mention minecraft...?

[PeaceLoveAndRobots]

not the gas!!!!

[matenzo]

I can relate. I too lost some gas not too long ago :(

[TheNoobiezz]

This is what happens in the future when gas is scarce

[SexyFish660]

That reporter ripped off the RIP sign at 1:33

[wollin20]

After Deep horizon oil spill, I remained home prostrated for 10 months mourning the 5 billions miles our SUVs would never drive.

[J88Wolf]

{;'( We will never forget you Gas, we will never forget you.

[legendariosoul]

GAS.NEVER FORGET.

[lovedfiend4eva]

R.I.P gas... and those 14 cellphones 3 pumps and 1 vending machine...you will surely be missed... *insert touching/corny ass comment here*

[DudeGamer8]

Please dont spoil the fun by telling people its fake.

[nintendaholic]

@DudeGamer8 i think we should cause europeans will get on a "stupid american" power trip if we don't.

[marsling12]

@nintendaholic But USAians are indeed retarded.

[shootatsquare]

@DudeGamer8

i disliked your thing just do other people couldnt see it so easy

[xXnXnXnXx]

@DudeGamer8 You just did.

[coolestgeekaround107]

Anyone notice that the man said that when he was 'rescueing' gas that he said a minivan full of kids??

[vortex975]

Lol they dont even care about the people

[llovescake15]

i started lmao at 1:29

[terave1337]

@prettylittleladybug9 the onion is a group of satire reporters. Satire means that the news reported is fake for comedic appeal. None of this actually happened.

[ozzyfest1989]

@GP850mAh Don't forget the fire also claimed: 14 cell phones, three pumps, and one vending machine. :'(

[PrettyLittleLadybug7]

Gasoline is non renewable…but this is crazy. Crying over gas!! The community should be grateful it wasn’t people

[DavidRectum]

@PrettyLittleLadybug7 Youre attractive but youre also a complete moron.

[osk19]

i remember this tragedy, i lost some gas and i am having trouble recovering

[lurch321]

This is worse than 9-11. *sob*

[90129081]

the gasoline are all in my ass

[JadedStar01]

"Is our failing education failing?"

[TheSamaji]

Wow these people are having a memorial for all the gas that was lost that I a lil ridiculous like what about all those people that lost their lives the human race is getting stupider and stupider every single day

[VerendumProductions]

@TheSamaji IT'S. NOT. REAL.

[AliJako]

@TheSamaji you do realise the onion is a satirical news program? its all a joke and taking the piss... hahaha thats embarrassing...

[ACOLLEGECONSERVATIVE]

@TheSamaji Please tell me you're not being serious.

[stewiemcpain]

@TheSamaji lol!

[ArcTerVic]

@TheSamaji Yes it is but not the people you would expect.

[guyofred]

D:

[TheRoyalAquamaster]

@NightStalka Comment inception?

[Zman1106]

R.I.P. Gasoline

[Zman1106]

R.I.P. Gasoline, wow just rediculous ya gotta have a funeral for the gas

[MINAMAC14]

showing this to my grandma latter for shits and giggels

[pasadenacatpink]

This news channel is nothing but lies!

[Liabeb]

@pasadenacatpink duuh, this is a Spoof

[Filoboi123]

Funny cos when gas becomes really expensive in the future, this newsreel will probably be real.

[AngelFluttershy767]

"Coming up, is our failing public school education system failing?" XD

[TheOkami1113]

To some point in time, telling people that this isn't real actually is not as satisfying as watching a funny episode knowing that 102 people lost their gas during the explosion.

[pasadenacatpink]

Is this real? I wouldn't be emotional over gasoline!

[Conway79]

@pasadenacatpink What do you think?

[AngelFluttershy767]

@pasadenacatpink

Are you serious? Lol No, it's not real..

[marvesmarves]

Imagine the gas that was lost in 9/11, the plane that hit the WTC was full tank, that was really sad

[ZomGKiwI]

this is so unrealistic!!!

Gas wouldnt go to heaven!

more like hell...

those poor baby seals

[Mossgate97]

@ZomGKiwI What the fuck does seals half to do with anything? Please enlightin me.

[AngelFluttershy767]

@ZomGKiwI

*facepalm*

[demon11233455]

i wonder if they shed a tear every time they fart...(lame joke is lame)

[sirpilf]

this is one of the funniest onion videos, and has so few views.

[saporama1]

Some people say that the gas is in heaven now

[saporama1]

LOL

[Anynomousman]

100 victims were pissed

[Kfowlkes09]

If this happened in my town I'd be crying too.... gas is over 4 dollars per gallon right now...

[xHairyxPalmsx]

lol this is funny

[bay0wolf]

Next time if your going to have a fraud pretending to be a fireman then show real fireman in a later clip.... Make sure your using the same uniforms... The Onion wardrobes fail...

[id1337x]

RIP

[MrLaxdude89]

I fell so bad for those people in the fire...

Who lost all that gas

[ZuluThebes]

The leak from the mini van looks like pee

[mingying2]

who has the money to do this like seriously

[McFat767]

i willl hug my gas tank :3

[EmilySnape4]

oh, wait, is this a joke video? :)

[EmilySnape4]

why are they so concerned about GAS? didn't someone die or get injured there?

[EvilPudin]

@EmilySnape4 Yea a van of kids exploded one guy said :d

[Zblj1987]

Onion its 2011!!! We need HD videos!

[Colindo28]

Same thing happened down here in Louisiana. All tht oil leaked into the gulf and was lost to the wetlands. smh Who needs SEAFOOD and WETLANDS, we want GAS!!!

[MichaelCFan]

Funny but what do they benefit from this shit?

[PlasticViolenceLego]

How does theonion keep a straight face

[mastervaderm16]

The gas is in heaven fueling the cars of angels

[Dharmadus]

ahahahaha funny

[xXthePSPmasterXx]

haha they didnt care about the people just the gas :D

[ZhangtheGreat]

This story sends some subtle messages =P

[BabyyyyEmeldaaa594]

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[xXelmarcoCFCXx]

Noooo! The gas claimed a vending machine! D; We will all mourn you.

[METALMAN4Wii]

Don't Laugh This Is What It Will Come To In 10 Years When There's Less Than 10% of Oil Left.....!

[senhorengenheiro]

Well get ready for Peak Oil

[sherri5418]

This looks fake. Is this fake? The actors (witness) looks like they are in front of a green screen with images of real fires.

[Wolverine3196]

@sherri5418 lol, yeah its fake, did you ever think it was real? if so, derp.

[Theroha]

question: If the gas is burned & ends up in heaven fueling the cars of the angels, where does it go after the angels burn it?

[METALMAN4Wii]

@Theroha Nope It's In Hell Because It Causes Wars.....!

[miffoman2]

@Theroha its heaven. and in heaven you can recycle gas!

[lupejvasquez]

@Theroha it breaks down into water and we call it rain.

[fosterslover]

"...engulfing nearby gas pumps, canisters, and cars, which had sadly just been filled."

LOL

[youfallhard]

wringing the fuel from the flesh LMAO

[AmericanPride1234]

at 3:41 a gallon. I would also be sad if gas went to waste lol

[pennelia16]

@metalotaku I know but it actually sends a message

[Zoroasterrrr]

After hearing this, I went over and hugged my three chainsaw's

[UrSoMeanBoss]

its closer to the truth then people want to admit....

[whatwayzup]

the van of kids when up in flames, and i knew i had to save that gas.

[pennelia16]

Still funny tho

[pennelia16]

This actually sends a message in an overexagerated way how much humans value posessions more than friends and family.

[davidanthonymitchell]

distastefull yet very amusing in a satorical kind of way this vid provokes ambivolence or how ever it is spelt - in that it is funny, cringeworthy and could be seen to be distastefull to certain people . but yeah its a great video (I think!!!) or is it........?

[anonymousLeroy]

@davidanthonymitchell What the hell are you saying?

[davidanthonymitchell]

distastefull yet very amusing in a satorical kind of way this vid provokes ambivolence or how ever it is spelt - in that it is funny, cringeworthy and could be seen to be distastefull to certain people . but yeah its a great video (I think!!!) or is it........?

[ERAProductionsinc]

RIP Gasoline... i'll miss u :,( lol

[Xorzs]

omfg HAHAHA

[TCreatorO]

"we shouldnt be sad, because that gas is in heaven now, fueling the cars of the angels " xD ROTFLMAO!!!!! This is the best news EVER!!! I'm on a news marathon sice 11:23 last night, til now 11:34am and I'm going to keep going lol

[RoCK3rAD]

"Bits of flesh they can find." lol

[shibukisama]

Fuck yeah white plains! Wait...

[NightStalka]

HAHAHAHA I'm gonna post a quote about posting a quote from the video, which seems to be the new trend then I can look like as big a douchebag as the people I'm trying to mock.

[Heliosphan15]

@NightStalka

the self referential nature is getting ridiculous, lol

[AaRoNdEAnGelo]

@shanebrashear Silly boy, ofcourse the onion news is real!

[Grizzlo503]

Yeah, the van of kids went up in flames, and then the next second I know........ ALL THE GAS IS ON FIRE

[Spetsop]

"Is our failing public education system failing?" Hm, that could actually be a good thing... if it's failing at failing... it must be succeeding! lol

[oXDesdinovaXo]

HAHAHAHAHA i'm gona post a quote from the video here in the comments and it'll get voted up so it's the first thing people see and it'll ruin the video for them IWIN

[XMasterZer0X]

Is our failing public education system failing?

[dclaver2]

Gas was the first loss that was close to me in my life. It's still hard sleeping at night.

[XgokkunX]

van of kids LMAO

[dandyfireable]

@Hobinator17 you can't even laugh at satire. Which is the problem with you. I watch it myself. Due of laughter from very hilarious episodes. You're either going to laugh or shutup. I'm a real ONN watcher cuz I watch it on comedy central everytime it comes on

[dandyfireable]

@Hobinator17 I watch it myself. But you ppl take the fun out of it by taking it seriously

[dandyfireable]

PROOF this is fake. Watch it on Comedy Central

[Hobinator17]

@dandyfireable *facepalm*. just take ur comment off youtube. people like you giv all of us Onion watchers a bad name

[omardinho009]

this is why america is fat.....they dont laugh at satire........

[Wiiman895]

@88Riley It's fake. Move along.

[Maticallo]

OMG ! How can they care about Gas and people died in there !!!! This is terrible !

[Eatsooshi]

@Maticallo .. you know this is FAKE .. right .. ? O.o

[thecapone45]

"Coming right up, is our failing public education system failing?" LMAO!

[TheCrawler333]

Fuck you BP! You fucking bastards just had to waste all that gas...

[spikeup11]

My grandparents lived in white plains once that was funny. RIP the gasoline

[EgaoNoGenki]

If this was made AFTER the BP spill, wouldn't it be a lot more hilarious?

[maxi5566]

How can you dislike a video like this? WTF

[edeann]

THIS IS A BIT OVERDONE.......

[Lightclops]

@edeann Onion News is a comedy program. Its not actually true...

[dclaver2]

@Lightclops Right just like fox news except fox news isn't funny.

[soxfan849]

@dclaver2 Maybe when you're sober...

[JBh8tersPage]

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[tigershark132]

HAHA! Wringing the gas from pieces of flesh.

[adioskate75]

shit, i thought was real at first...

[MrSafetymeeting]

Finally, a news outlet with the nerve to report on the important issues facing America today.

[leivadaros]

lmaaaaaaaaaaoooooooooooooooooo­oo

[jackdoble2]

Ohh no! My beloved gas! Boo Hoo

[HaileyVerge]

RIP Gas :(

[MrMCism]

looool very funny... :D

[heavencanwaite]

i loved how it showed ppl on fire 0:20

[SuperFireball21]

@monsterman655 LOL

[mbg1211]

lol "I couldn't watch all that gas go up like that." Haha!

[goopah]

Loved the diagrams!

[goopah]

"That gas is in heaven now, fueling the cars of the angels." LOL

[WynnonaXara]

Make your order now # lushfmlk.info #

[Eman6881]

Never Forget

[Eman6881]

Never Forget

[mttm2006]

"Donations to surviving gas can be made to Exxon-Mobil" lmao

[kirby6565]

I bet the van of kids started the fire assholes they must be blamed for this horrible tragedy.

[supermj789]

Some gas I was good friends with was a victim. Such a horrible fate for all that gas. I'm getting teary eyed remembering the gas. RIP gasoline

[DoYouWantASubscriber]

RIP Gas.

[2010mustang2]

It's gonna be like this in 2030!

[MrSafetymeeting]

I guarantee the loss could have been much less if the burning people would have stopped running around spreading the fire. Think of the gallons they could have saved. My van's on E right now. It just a tragic loss of fuel.....

[ThiFlyingTomato]

FUCK ALGORE!!!!

[ThiFlyingTomato]

FUCK ALGORE!!!!

[1danyol1]

R.I.P. Gasoline

[TheSpacegamer]

poor gas... =(

[g12solution]

every onion video i have to call someone a fucktard for thinking it is real

[0Shocker0]

@g12solution Then I blame TheOnion for making me look like a f***tard for falling for it. Deep throat a raw sewage outlet pipe, TheOnion!!

[0Shocker0]

I'm sorry, but to me this sounds too ridiculous. Whats more important?

Gas that's always there or lives that once gone...

[SomethingSomething32]

@0Shocker0 Its a joke....

[Aditinggi]

A man by the name of Harvey Dent was among the victims.

[philbelanger2]

This is genius: US foreign policy wages wars for gas supplies, so we are to conclude that the american society considers gas is more valuable than the life of its citizens.

[philritter21]

@philbelanger2 Swing and a miss for Canada. Keep it up, hat.

[snapple232]

A man by the name of Derek Zoolander was confirmed later by police as one of the fatalities.