snow white and the seven clever boys (1/1) phoenix games

[SapphireEmeralds]

This just made my day. Truly, it did.

[frampoid]

But was it really Prince Charming? Yes! HOORAYY!

[sankunsama]

I love how the narrator seems to pull half the narration out of his ass.

[GRKiller]

I feel high when I watch this. What the fuck is even going on lol?

[Kiversth]

So, I guess this is where the people who made those CDI-Zelda games went. And they never improved.

[DarknessbUnnie]

0:44 Thanks you for taking us back to the 50s Dingo Pictures....you stupid FUCKS.

[Quesoeighty]

omg... I couldnt make anything this bad if I tried.

[bombkirby]

......what is this I don't even.....?

[chorizo1337]

Dude its literally just a movie that plays on your ps2? Good god what fail. Oh and seven clever boys=attempt to not get sued up the ass by disney

[coffeeishappiness]

"She's very jealous...so very jealous of me"

UGH HOW CONCEITED.

[messenger360]

Wow, this is racist.

[RobotwarsKing]

Across the Severn River?

[Maruigi2]

note about Phoenix: They're rasist.

[OrochiBorgieman]

Was this made on CD-i?

[ridjf]

@OrochiBorgieman the PS2

[WeakArc]

The mouse is my reaction exactly.

[ZalgoZalgo]

I wonder who the seven boys and snow white where traced from.

[movieman2000]

that sounds like an australian narrating

i had one of these kind of games for the ps1 of the hunchback of notre dame

is it sucktacular that i want to get hunchback on ebay? the animation went for 50 minutes and was horrible but...memories...

BUT WTF IS WITH THIS WHOLE "7 LITTLE BOYS" business? They're fucking dwarves, this is fucking Snow White, not Lord of the Flies!

fuck this

[jack1oo]

i own loads more dingo pictures games i think i have the hunchback of notre dame but i can't record it because i don't have any system to run it on, but as soon as i do i'll record some

[xkissiemex]

...

That Song = BIG LIPPED STARVING KIDS MOMENT!

[quijeros]

What the fuck did I just watch?

[omxgivemeaname]

THE. CURSOR.

[piratepopsicles]

haha srsly what is this shit like omg wtf I cant even watch this without going into hysterics because it so shit

[Mippish]

What happened to the 7 Dwarfs?!

[Robodino1]

they died

[iTunesJunkie11]

Was this really Prince Charming? Yes it was. Hoorayyy...

[RobotwarsKing]

Oh, and after he resurrected Snow White, the Dwar-I mean, Clever Boys just sent him on his way, without any vain cartoon Totty!

I mean, where's the concept of Gratitude?!

[vampire0294]

what happens to the witch at the end of the story?

[RobotwarsKing]

I don't know, so I'll make up an ending for her.

After her plan had failed, the witch later attempted to marry Chuck Norris. However, the greatest man alive wasn't in a playful mood, so he roundhouse kicked her upside the head.

This in turn wiped out 4/5 of the Forest, and also vapourised the Witch.

So who will rule in the Queen's place, now? SONNY! ^_^

That should do the job, wouldn't you agree?

[Angryneck]

HOW IS THIS A GAME

[RobotwarsKing]

"HOW IS THIS A GAME?"

The world works in mysterious ways, my friend! = P

[leaveittobeavis]

N-N-N-N-OT QUITE SO LONG AGO.

[MidnightMidna]

Oh, sure, they all worked very hard. Except for Sonny, all he did was imitate Sonic the Hedgehog.

[RobotwarsKing]

Actually, that was Joseph Jr. who was Skating up vertical faces and across water. If SEGA made a franchise of that, I bet it'd be a hit!

Joseph Jr. 3 and Knuckles, anyone?

[herooftime555]

Chimney = A BIG LIPPED ALLIGATOR MOMENT!

[RobotwarsKing]

Too true. I mean, if I saw a face on my chimney, I'd be calling a Sweep!

"Oh look, there's a funny face on the chimney"

It's like they see Creepy living chimneys as an everyday occurance!

[PinkxFluff]

Even though that song was really random, it was way better than that random Dutch song in Animal Soccer World. Snow White suddenly wearing pants wtf?

[8bit2008]

... I find it weird that the 7 boys didn't even feel guilt for not being able to protect snow white.

[RobotwarsKing]

Snow White looks like a blow-up sex doll.

No wonder the Seven Dwarves...I mean, Clever Boys were so happy!

[RobotwarsKing]

"This is my song, and I'll sing it..."

*RWK's screen flashes red with a black silhouette of him in the foreground*

GAME OVER

RETURN OF PHOENIX GAMES

[herooftime555]

Wow... that song just...wow (I didn't know Amy Whinehouse did dubs for Phoenix Games?! :) )

[MrLOLOLOLOL]

I'm so very jealous, jealous of everyone who has a copy of this game.

[DanyAlejandro]

that snow white is fat

[NellyNinja]

I actually screamed out loud and shredded my vocal cords when I saw the Sambo character.

[Akhiloth]

It's like the cd-i all over again..

[artman40]

First blackface character over decades! And CHIMNEY!

[23Jacked]

1:34 really bad porno intro on the song there

[Kerorono]

WTF? jesus skates!?

[gp01zephyranthes]

this is hell right ? now when people ask us , we can tell them what hell looks like.

[jyrque]

You had me at N-N-N-NOT QUITE SO LONG AGO.

[HyperSonicXtreme]

The black kid scarred me for life. That was just fucking terrible.

[STOOPIDDUMBY]

What the Hell? WHAT THE HELL!?

[TheadorableFirara]

"She's jealous of me."

"'The miracle of beauty"

That lady in the red dress is definitely not beautiful.

[skinnerburgers]

Those boys have too much fun with everything.

[jack1oo]

lol i don't think pulling together all the loose ends is ever going to happen in any of these cartoons

[hrabbit]

wow that song.... the music wasn't bad actually O_O just really random... but those lyrics.... OMG!! D:

[artman40]

"This is my song, I'll sing it now."

[RobotwarsKing]

3:28

"There was no end to the great joy"

[DeanoTheDino]

Jesus that was bad. Can you believe the development studio behind this have 244 games to their name?

[jack1oo]

SERIOUSLY?

[HyperSonicXtreme]

RAT A BOX COMING TO DS (Ratatouille LOL!!)

Cinderella story with the peter pan animation coming soon from phoneix games

[Silverthumb]

No shock, they obviously are not spending any time on these things.

[jack1oo]

but how did they even get clearence to release one

[tucker007]

Where can I buy this? It looks pretty damn fun.

Thanks.

[jack1oo]

i got mine off ebay but why would you buy this THIS IS THE WHOLE GAME

[RobotwarsKing]

Kind of reminds me of what you'd get if you mixed Disney Classics with "The Bash Street Kids" from the Beano =P

[silenssar]

lol the black boy is in charge of the "plants and the animals", like in the good old days. Does the plants include cotton?

[bombkangaroo]

This is the only game to have ever inspired me to violence, and I haven't even played it.

[setoravenclaw]

buuuuuuuuurn buuuuuuuuuuuuurn

[TruFriedShoes]

lol the black kid has big lips lol

[Lorenzys]

I feel sorry. for the people that made this.

I even feel sort of depressed after watching this

[SmarterThanBullet]

SONNY JIM

[bleedingmonky002]

The singer probably committed suicide 3 minutes after she sung that "song".

Fuck, she was probably slitting her wrists as she sung.

[sirsnafflepuss]

I have to admit, I'm digging the whole 3D/2D thing.

Other than that, how the fuck did this game even get past quality testing?

[Drewsepho]

I like how they change the name of the dwarves to be politically correct, but then they make that black kid with huge nigga lips..

[Doom2Guy]

Hmmm, they drew the 7 guys in every angle

You could make a DOOM wad with them as the enemies using the drawing from this movie

I think they'd make good targets, hehe

[epicfailguy123]

I...I...

WHAT

[GreenGuy1990]

...the poison apple just had a period.

[dolores49]

nonononono-not quite so long ago!!

[jack1oo]

lol that was the game not the capture device just so you know

[HyperSonicXtreme]

This song should be put on Z100 LOL!!

[HyperSonicXtreme]

WATCH OUT DISNEY!!!!

[jack1oo]

do you realize how much easier it would be to read if you knew how to press the caps lock key off?