Best Halo Lines, Speeches, Quotes and Scenes Part 1

[lolatyoubrah]

Were it so easy.

[Linuxgeek3124]

I love 1:20. Chief's just like, "Oy! Stupid computers..."

[TheVainquish]

graphics have enhanced so much

[TheBrickBrothers]

does anyone else think it looks like tartarus is chewing gum at 6:57

[yourgablater]

sir finshing this fight

[MrMitcherzig]

@yourgablater my favorite quote, it use to give me chills when i played that

[yourgablater]

i need a weapon

[wattosacrim]

ANTI SON OF A BITCH MACHINE!

[Snowsp33ders]

johnson: the chief gonna jump in this tank,roll across the brigde and kill any aint human son of a bitch.

[TrueHayabusa]

Fate Had Us Meet As Foes... But This Ring Will Make Us Brothers

[R3t4rdedHoTtD0g]

HALO 2 = Best storyline!! Remake is NEEDED! (like Halo CE AE)

[smeargleboy]

When I auditioned for romeo and juliet I spoke like the arbiter and got romeo

[Louisandcrew]

Awesome

[VoroRefumeee]

usually the good lord works in mysterious ways.. But not today! This here is 66 tons of striaght up HE spewin', DIVINE INERVENTION! If god is love, then you can call me cupid!

[m1c000l]

you missed th grunts chanting heritic heritic

[MISANTHROPY647]

I liked the roars that the elites did in the first Halo, especially that one they would do when they died. WWWRRROOOAAARRRRGGHHH

[Dragoon51585]

i remember playing halo 2 and hearing an elite yelling "I HAVE A BANANA FOR YOU!" after going out of cloaking :D

[TheSamMarsden]

- You know how expensive this gear is son?

- Tell that to the Covenant!

OWNED

[RedTheSpartan]

3:00-3:42 my fav scene

[Sherwan61]

5:13 - 5:40 maybe short but epic

and 5:40 - 7:00

these are my favourite!

[codsoldier9586]

you forgot the best one! the one where chief and cortana are in the pillar of autumn's bridge, and then the monitor be a little bitch, and de-activate the terminal, then you over-lod then and chief is holding a grenade :P

it was long, but so what?

[DREWVIX1992]

tarturus was a fucking faggot.

[SonofAeons]

@DREWVIX1992 Yea, fucking brute! XD

[jrmedrano1]

halo reach kick ass

[video166]

lol giant hula hoop XD

[RaptorQuickscopes]

im 5 in in and chief still has not said "What if you miss?... I wont!"

[ETNIFA]

I was hoping for the part where the Gravemind says, "Those who built this place knew what they wrought. Do not mistake their intent," in Halo 2.

[Tehroxxorz1]

@seano299

Chief doesnt have a last name, if anything it would be 117. When Spartan 2s were stolen from there families, they were given a number and were stripped of all but the most basic version of there first name

[Knalxz]

It's a good thing MC didn' t wear something nice.

Aslo my favorite line has to be. If they came to hear me beg. they will be disappointed.

[loompf]

Where is 'I, i am a monument to all your sins'?

[TheMotorhead30]

I need a weapon...

[KatNoble2]

Cortana: We're not gonna make it!!

Chief: We'll make it

Cortana: Pull up! Pull up! -CRASH-....You did that on purpose didnt you?

ROFLMAO!!!

[thefish985]

1 Video

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2401 views on the first 7 days of the video

16807 views in 2009

Can we get to 117649 views by the time Halo 4 comes out.

Septagon endures, for Ling-Lings head!

[Seano299]

U know, after all these Halo Games and books we still don't know Chief's last name. I think it's Locke :)

[HellsSkulkers]

Halo Reach Dialog: Noble Six: Fuck! Wake Up! Wake Up! *bangs on the glass* Reach is being glassed and you're sleeping!?Get the fuck up and get the fuck out! (Emile dies) Oh shit!

Keese: get him out of here

Noble 6: No! No! I can't go back out there! I can't do it! You're killing me! You're killing me!

[AAhsim23]

god that "finishing this fight" line gets me everytime

[killerninja96]

Johnson pointing a gun at the leader of the brutes "If you wanna keep your brain inside your head tell your boys to chill, do your thing"

[killerninja96]

SGT. Johnson 'AM I RIGHT MARINES?!?!' Marines'SIR YES SIR' Johnson 'damn right i am

[XboxGamer29009]

did any one notice that the elite at 2:25 grabs sgt.jonsons ass

[aperson30]

@XboxGamer29009 yea, lol and in anniversary, johnson grabs the elites ass! no kidding, look it up.

[masterhaider101]

WERE THE HELL DID THAT ELITES HAND GO AT 2:20

[drgcahill]

SOD OFF

[SuperSpeedLemon]

C3PO in floating eye form

[IAmAPeanut96]

You had something the others didnt. Aids...

[Chipmunck1234]

whoa whoa whoa  u missed a scene in halo 2 where he scares the grunt and he throws his needler in the air and chief catches it and whoops at with it.....

[pshyc001]

Ah, If Halo had just been a massive Hula-Hoop...

[davrulesdawurld]

your link dosnt work

[CLNCJD94]

best halo quote ever "Dear Humanity We Regret Being Alien Bastereds, We Regret Coming To Earth, And We Most Definatly Regret The Core Just Blew Up Our Raggedy Ass Fleet, U RAW!!!!!!!!!!!"

[jamessonic5621]

"Please, Dont shake the lightbulb." One of Sgt Johnson's best lines. Next was "Listen Tinkerbell dont make me..." :D

[RogueAssassin96]

Lets hope you get to remake it with Halo CE:Anniversary

[312spartan]

Dude u forgot the most kick ass Elite speech in all the games. The one from Halo 2 The Oath of the Covenant.

"On the blood of our fathers on the blood of our sons, we swore to uphold the Covenant. Even to our dying breath. Anyone who breaks these oaths is a Heretic and are worth neither pity nor mercy. And we shall grind them into dust and continue our march to glorious salvation."- Spec Ops Command in Covenant Phantom en route to Heretic outpost on Threshold.

[Lordregiwald]

@312spartan that's what I clicked on this to see.

[NRDR1]

Listen TinkerBell Dont Make Me

[2WorldWar2]

i love that damn line when arbiter says "if they came to hear me beg, the will be dissapointed"

[RGavin11]

Anyone else think that Halo 1's co-op is an alternate timeline where *SPOILER* Noble 6 went on the Pelican and met 117 ? Also , ROFL at the alien feeling up the Sergeant's ass !!

[ThatDragonSaidWhat]

Or maybe if u know the story noble six didnt even exist on reach during reach it was just john and two of his buddies helping, and cortana picked John before reach even occoured, reach isnt set with the story

[Wep0n]

I like the voices of the german version better, I don't know why but they seem more... fitting. Maybe it's just because I grew up with them

[catboyfilms2]

why is cortana green stg. major '' this is it baby hold me''

[catboyfilms2]

why is cortana green

[obamasbentthing]

@PolarBearRepublic it means she chose noble 6 to deliver her to john

[thepersonofpeeps]

the elite touched sgt johnsons ass if ya looked *shivers*

[pecapal]

@PolarBearRepublic but john was allready safe on the Autumn

she chose 6 and john thats y theres 2 cryo tubes sitting at the begining of halo ce

[SuMcHiCk148]

@McChang117 i mean the first comment i left, you fucking idiot

[InCention]

what about giving the covenant back their bomb?

[OneT236]

I don't remember 2:20.

[chrisbaker91]

scene at the end of halo ce with johnson and the elite. Anybody else notice the elite puts his hand of johnsons ass?

[glitchbusters]

@chrisbaker91 no its just one of the most obvious parts of the scene...

[Qwertysaurusrex]

@PolarBearRepublic You haven't read 'The fall of Reach' that's for certain. It's a great book, read it.

[Dragonwolf1166]

1:10 to 1:18 Cat fight, Lol :D

[DuhyatheSecond]

0:32 with transcribed audio it says "lead america" for a fraction of a second.

SUBLIMINAL Messages omg conpsiracycyberpolices!

[Catalysim]

The scorpion lol

"This here is a 66 ton Human DIVINE INTERVENTION."

[SergeSniper]

lol i turned on the audio transcription is so funny

1:23 the subtitle says " fidel castro "

[SergeSniper]

lol i turned on the audio transcription is so funny

[LordGaarakun]

master chiefs voice reminds me of Obama lol.

[norulesinschool]

HANDS OFF THE LIGHTBULB

[oetelaar3]

Thumps up if you disposed of the head and saved the rest.

[TH3SC4R3CR0W]

Dear Humanity, we regret being alien bastards, we regret coming to Earth, and we most definitely regret the core just blew up our ragardy ass fleet!

OH-FUCKING-RAH!

[Legokink1]

there retarded they made halo: Combat Evolved and then for PC halo: Custom Edition

[C00kieProductions]

@Legokink1 They're, please do not speak of retardation.

[RedBig117]

@Legokink1 You mean they are, learn how to use correct grammar before you go troll on a video.

[Legokink1]

@RedBig117 not trollin on video, trollin on bungie 

[jmxbox]

ALL of Halo 2 is epic

[Legokink1]

Reach took it self too seriously.

[rizky171]

@Legokink it was all ment to be serious all the way through with the usual halo humour to soften it up.

[Legokink1]

@rizky171 yes. thats why it sucks.

[rizky171]

@Legokink1 obviously you have shit taste. Also i have 47,594 people to back me up and alot more

[Legokink1]

SOD OFF!

[deathfinder189]

Cortana you chose two actually....Sierra 117 and Noble 6... they both had luck its just one had more.... rest in peace...noble team... and the rest of the spartans... may you all rest in peace....

[Spartan9092]

@deathfinder189 Noble 6 was actually chosen to escort her other half to the PoA.

[RedWolf764]

Dear humanity, we regret being alien bastards, we regret coming to Earth, and we most certainly regret the Corps just blew up our raggity ass fleet!

O-rah!

[CardboardTurtle]

2:23 - 2:26 , watch carefully, the Elite deploys a bubble shield.

[Absolutetboredom]

@CardboardTurtle Actually, he grabs the butt of Sergeant Johnson >.>.. I don't recall that being the method of deploying a bubble shield. I could be wrong though.

[DoctorWhoIsBest]

Sir, finishing this fight!

[GodzAccident]

last line of halo CE at 2;28 describes the halo franchise

[rhymenoceros3303]

F*** YOU GUILTY SPARK YOU STUPID LITTLE FLOATING LIGHT BULB YOU KILLED JOHNSON YOU B******!!

[henyous5]

i love halo.

[theoblivian7]

when i first got halo 3 i almost shit my pants on the first cutsceane it was just that awesome

[TheAnimate123]

thumbs up if you still have halo CE

[MrYayep]

@TheAnimate123 i keep them all

[FieryMastermind]

@TheAnimate123 Even if someone would put a bid of 1000 bucks I still would not let it go XD (or mabye I would lolz)

[Skillz506]

@TheAnimate123 Comment has 343 likes. I just came.

[masterrecon118]

@TheAnimate123 wow u have 365 likes special?

[zacprods1]

@TheAnimate123 i bought it yesterday because of halo cea

[blackshot]

@TheAnimate123 it is still the best and only one I still play :D

[Stubee88]

@TheAnimate123 Two copies in fact! I forget why....lol

[Dj510O]

@TheAnimate123 Thumbs up if you still have the book "Halo Fall of Reach" BITCH SUCK THAT, I BET YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE IT!!!

[spideymikey6]

@TheAnimate123 i just played it 2 hours ago :D

[pablo89212009]

@spideymikey6 cool story bro

[Bioniclemaster1998]

0:32 to 0:35.

Sounds like Sergeant Johnson is describing McDonalds food.

[MrDEDRU]

@Bioniclemaster1998 Bada ba ba baaaa, I'm lugging it

[blastoise114]

@Bioniclemaster1998 am i right marines?!

[thegrunt1851]

if at halo blows up,then how does sargent johnson survive?

[UndyingHunter1]

@thegrunt1851 Its not canon. It was a joke. If you read Halo: First Strike you see how he got off Halo

[IdkScapeFilms]

@thegrunt1851 he is a badass.

[jokerfan24]

If I could speak to Bungie when they made CE, I should say, "Stop at 3."

[QuitXxXNowXxXBk]

@jokerfan24 no stop at 2

[jokerfan24]

@QuitXxXNowXxXBk: Nah, the Trilogy wouldn't be complete. Cliffhanger much?

[SuMcHiCk148]

you did that on purpose, didn't you?

[aRMyGUnZZ89]

Remember in reach where hasley said cortana has chosen noble 6? If so how the fuck does cortana say she chose you in the beginning of halo 3?

[SuMcHiCk148]

@aRMyGUnZZ89

Noble 6 is Master Cheif, dumbass

[JoeT5795]

@BobDawg173 That, and Noble 6 dies.

[SuMcHiCk148]

@BobDawg173 i'm sorry, that was a fail on my part. i realized that i was wrong after i posted the comment, so i'm the dumbass. sorry

[BobDawg173]

@SuMcHiCk148 lol ok chill don't kill yourself over it lol I don't care.

[SuMcHiCk148]

@BobDawg173 just saying didn't realize it until afterwards

[TRAVI39]

@SuMcHiCk148 6 is not chief dumbass

[SuMcHiCk148]

@TRAVI39 yeah...look at the below comments before you correct me, dumbass

[TRAVI39]

@SuMcHiCk148 stfu i already did so dont get prissy princess

[SuMcHiCk148]

@TRAVI39 idk wut prissy means, and i'm not even a girl, my sis gave me her file. so u stfu

[TRAVI39]

@SuMcHiCk148 aww srry princess did i strike a nerve

[SuMcHiCk148]

@TRAVI39 not even sure why either of us keep coming back to argue, but either way, i'm not even a girl

[TRAVI39]

@SuMcHiCk148 i dunno either but its fun

[SuMcHiCk148]

@TRAVI39 yea it is

[spartan9820123]

@SuMcHiCk148 if you hold the analog to the right at the end of reach, then you'll see master chief in cryostasis. but you have to keep holding it right at that finishing cutscene.

[guiltyspark12152]

@spartan9820123 ...that's not master cheif...that's linda the best sniper spartan. she went on a mision but was so severly burned that master cheif had to put her into cryosleep inorder for her to stay alive untill they could get her some super good medical care.

[SuMcHiCk148]

@spartan9820123 i know i posted that like 2 months ago when i didnt know any better

[ZimzioHD]

Please, don't shake the lightbulb... Best quote ever

[axiom506]

halo was fun, until the flood, then i was just in it for the story, the flood was annoying after a while.

[theMasterCheif805]

halo will never be forgotten

[5aq]

Is it me or does Johnson have the best lines?

[beatlesman135]

@5aq  its not you. Hes just the best

[AroundTheCorner1]

5:40

The Beginning of the best scene in Halo History

[MrDead67]

Who else here thought the Monitor was a homosexual....

[PFieroGT87]

@MrDead67 well, i did call him a faggot when he turned on me.

[MrDead67]

@PFieroGT87

Haha true, true.

[Zajin13]

4:27 i love this scene <3

[Willsr14]

spartans never die...

[canadaislive]

@Willsr14 thei'r just missing in action

[SuperBrandango]

all halo games have really good voice acting, i still remember how it was harder than a bitch to beat halo 2 on legendary

[MrBomber116]

@SuperBrandango just run around with dual needlers, pink splosions everywhere

[SuperBrandango]

@MrBomber116 haha

[HunterWolf14]

2:09 Thanks to this and Halo 3, it is now obvious that the Covenant are indeed gay...

[Jeremiah1009]

@HunterWolf14 so I wasn't the only one who saw it

[9144386]

awesome

[Xanmanto]

wait... giant hula hoop? gods anti-bitch machine? Johnson knew all along!

[usemoselnitro]

2:24 lol the elite stole johnsons gum!!!

[shrederification]

@usemoselnitro i know thats a typo but lol

[usemoselnitro]

@shrederification ritght! hahahahaha

[Silkoo10]

what about:

MC: When I'm done with Truth

Cortana: Don't make a girl a promise, when you know you can't keep it

[BoBotaker]

Ha. giant hoola hoop

[Gubreez]

so be it. save his head dispose of the rest.

[blastoise114]

"Men, we led those dumb bugs out to the middle of nowhere to keep 'em from gettin' their filthy claws on Earth. But, we stumbled onto somethin' they're so hot for, that they're scramblin' over each other to get it. Well, I don't care if it's God's own anti-son-of-a-bitch machine, or a giant hula hoop, we're not gonna let 'em have it! What we will let 'em have is a belly full of lead, and a pool of their own blood to drown in! Am I right, Marines?"

[blastoise114]

You forgot one:

You are the arbiter, the will of the prophets. But these are my elites. Their lives matter to me, yours does not.

That makes two of us.

[shadowjsw]

Pleaseeee, don't shake the lightbulb!

[Borohockey28]

"And we most definitely regret the core just blew up our raggetty-ass fleet!

Hoorah!"

[Lolzorpantz]

For some reason i cant stop liderligt 2 343 talking bout Halo and The forerunners death

[rojoMUCH]

u missed the best line ever

"what if you miss?

i won't"

from halo 2

[AeonCommander]

Dear Humanity, we regret being alien bastards, we regret coming to Earth, and we most defnitely regret the Corps blew up our raggedy-ass fleet!

[shadowthehh2]

@AeonCommander HOO-RAH!