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  • There's about a million different translations, can we all just agree that it's brutal as fuck and leave it at that?

  • Doodily ding dong tick tock! Doodily ding dong tick tock! Doodily ding dong tick tock! Doodily ding dong tick tock! Doodily ding dong tick tock! Doodily ding dong tick tock! Doodily ding dong tick tock! Doodily ding dong tick tock! Doodily ding dong tick tock! Doodily ding dong tick tock! Doodily ding dong tick tock! Doodily ding dong tick tock! Doodily ding dong tick tock! Doodily ding dong tick tock! Doodily ding dong tick tock! Doodily ding dong tick tock! Doodily ding dong tick tock!

  • I thought it was "do anything for dethklok"

  • @garrettlee9512 well considering I turned on the subtitles and "do anything for dethclock" showed, then I did it for a different episode and "doodily ding dong tick tock" showed.... I think that one of them is simply the alternate version :) most likely this one....

  • i like the part where they say i'll teach you to rock thank you dethklok

  • Yes it is really "doodily ding dong tick tock"

  • Instead of...

    "I'll

    Teach you

    To, rock.."

    I'm pretty sure its " I'm ticking, for the..."

  • @WoWmeetsZelda at first i thought it was

    " Deth

    Klok

    Deth

    Klok..." lol

  • @WoWmeetsZelda In my guitar tablature book, it says the lyrics for that part are Bop diddy boop bop... lol.

    But I don't know...

  • i didn't know that amon amarth could be even sillier and better but.....

  • The lyrics make no sense, but they're funny as hell.

  • well nvm then

  • Tought it was do everything 4 dethklok... not Doodily ding dong tick tock!

    WTF is this !!!

  • @theAntoine1er This is a mangled form of pure evil. No wait, just carelessness and sheer talent

  • I'LL TEACH YOU TO ROCK

  • DETHKLOK DETHKLOK DETHKLOK DETHKLOK DETHKLOK DETHKLOKDETHKLOK DETHKLOK DETHKLOK DETHKLOK DETHKLOK DETHKLOKDETHKLOK DETHKLOK DETHKLOK DETHKLOK DETHKLOK DETHKLOKDETHKLOK DETHKLOK DETHKLOK DETHKLOK DETHKLOK DETHKLOKDETHKLOK DETHKLOK DETHKLOK DETHKLOK DETHKLOK DETHKLOKDETHKLOK DETHKLOK DETHKLOK DETHKLOK DETHKLOK DETHKLOKDETHKLOK DETHKLOK DETHKLOK DETHKLOK DETHKLOK DETHKLOKDETHKLOK DETHKLOK DETHKLOK DETHKLOK DETHKLOK DETHKLOKDETHKLOK DETHKLOK DETHKLOK DETHKLOK DETHKLOK DETHKLOKDETHKLOK DETHKLOK!!!!!!

  • w ww.usdebtclock.o rg/

    Deptclock.

    Remove the spaces. Watch that. Listen to this.

  • If you need evidence for this, there's a old version of the theme on youtube that has the lyrics much clearer. Doesnt sound as badass as this, though

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  • DO YOU NEED SOME KETCHUP!?!?!?

    DO YOU NEED SOME KETCHUP!?!?!?

    DO YOU NEED SOME KETCHUP!?!?!?

    DO YOU NEED SOME KETCHUP!?!?!?

    DO YOU NEED SOME KETCHUP!?!?!?

    DETHKLOK!!!!( x4)

  • Yes. I realise dyslexics do not talk like that. Or read like that. But I just got all these words, that I thought of, and I put them down there, because I couldn't stop laughing after I thought of them.

  • And now to let a dyslexic do the introduction.

    Skwiself Swiggar not a treeface!

    Warface Pickletooth Taller than an Explosion!

    Willioki Nasplosion, bumblebee drummer!

    Tokithan Oodily doo, dingbee drummer doosplosionface!

  • This is THE most kick-ass song ever and its only 36 seconds long!!

  • Skwisgaar Skwigelf, taller than a tree.

    Toki Wartooth, not a bumblebee.

    William Murderface, Murderface, Murderface.

    Pickles, the drummer, doodily doo. (Ding-dong, doodily, doodily, doo)

    Nathan Explosion...

    Thats all we know.

  • Umm, never though these were the lyrics. But I like the song

  • HAHA subliminal messaging!

  • BRUTAL lyrics!

  • Whats the name of the Dethklok song on the Adultswim comercial for the season 3 dvd?

  • Aren't the lyrics, "I'm ticking for the..." not, "I'll teach you to rock"?

  • @SoaringDragonStrike Its hard to know

  • @SoaringDragonStrike Blame the Subtitle differences in Season 1 and 2, in season 1 it was "I'll teach you who rock", in season 2 it's "I'm ticking for the..."

  • Win level is off the meter.

  • am i the only one who memorized the deththeme?

  • Ha ha! Dethklok Dethklok Dethklok Dethklok!

  • Tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock!!!

  • That's my bread and butter you're f-ing with!

  • best opening theme ever , 2nd is catdog 

  • Doodily ding dong tick tock xD XD LOL ROFL ... i can't stop laughing even if the real lyrics are Do anything for Dethklok , the lyrics in the description is awesome , Lol kinda' Irish xD

  • its "Do anything for Dethklok"

  • @kevindakameradude its not, Brendon Small said so himself.

  • Heh, when I saw that the lyrics where in the description, the FIRST thing that went through my head was: Oh, great, now there's going to be extensive youtube fights over the lyrics. You people need to shut up about the lyrics. Just listen to the damn music. DIE FOR DETHKLOK!!!!!

  • I love the Theme XD

  • ok im NOW always lolling at those lyrics.....doodily ding dong tick tock!

  • I'LL!

    TEECHEE!

    TO!

    RAH!

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  • the people who disliked this must be found and executed promptly

  • @MisterPringles1 They will all die. They will all be abducted by winged trolls who wear the skinned faces of little children, and they will all be put into separate iron lungs, and they will be slowly dipped and submerged in a pool of boiling blood. And everyone associated with them will be put into concentration camps, where the eggs of maggots will be put into their bodies, and they will be forced to work and work until their bodies are mangled and devoured. How's that for your death sentence?

  • @VindictiveShadowWolf  it sounds metal

  • @VindictiveShadowWolf

    woahhhhh vividdddd

    but i agree lol

  • Best lyrics. Ever.

  • i had this stuck in my head all day x]

  • " i'll teach you to rock" is actually "bop diddy boop bop"

  • the greatest fucking intro to any cartoon show!

  • the best part is at the very beginning

  • You guys are all dildos, stop fighting

  • not sure if anyone has corrected this yet but the opening lyrics are Do Anything for Dethklok not Doodily ding dong tick tock! lol

  • Bitchen

  • beast....

  • Brainless mutants fighting over lyrics...tsk tsk tsk.

  • it really is "doodily ding dong tick tock"

    while the "do anything for dethklok" misnomer thematically fits the show, it's just not the lyrics of the song. It probably should be, but its not.

  • Yes it is. I have the two seasons and when you put Subtitles it says the same thing.

  • @munstrumridcully on the dvd, the subtitles say it is "do anything for dethklok"

  • @munstrumridcully Wow! I honestly thought it was allways "Do anything for Dethklok" But your right!

  • @munstrumridcully Actually doodily ding dong tick tock fits better because their dethCLOCK heh heh heh

  • @berserker2391 .....

  • @munstrumridcully doodly ding dong tick tock is the sound of a clock.. deth -KLOK .. get it? :)

  • @munstrumridcully So even the subtitles on the season 1 DVD are wrong lol

  • i used to think it was "do anything for dethklok"

  • lol reading the lyrics while listening to the song makes me crack up every time even though this song is badass

  • @Venumb77 i know right? these guys are so hilarious yet badass at the same time :D

  • Here are the lyrics from the OFFICAL TAB BOOK: Doodily ding dong tick tock! x5 Dethklok x4 Bop Biddy Boop Bop Dethklok Dethklok Skwisgaar Skwigelf, taller than a tree. Toki Wartooth, not a bumblebee. William Murderface, Murderface, Murderface. Pickles, the drummer, doodily doo. (Ding-dong, doodily, doodily, doo) Nathan Explosion
  • sorry... middle section is:

    Bop

    Diddy

    Boop

    Bop

    Dethklok

    Dethklok

  • @RELENTLESSgamer09 no its its either

    do anything for metal or

    do anything for dethklok

  • Its neither, its doodily ding dong tick tock

  • for everyone fighting over the lyrics:

    go listen to "Fansong". you are exactly the kind of people they are singing about.

  • Indeed.

  • Beware the awesomeness of Skwisgaar's guitar playing!

  • wow. the song is brutal...but the lyrics? ding dong doodily doo? haha, love it.

  • and its "ill teach you who rock"

  • So cheesy, so good lol.

  • his sayin doodily ding dong tick tock for the show i believe, then it became do anything for dethklok for the cd or vice versa is what i was told

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  • ummm.... y r ppl calling eachother noobs again???? Anyway, your fighting over the lyrics. realy?! if ya wanna no them just send a message to dethklok's challel and ask them ya stupid fucktardz!!

  • dont they say do anything for dethklok?

  • lets see you play it if its so fail

  • whats he saying after all the doodily dingdong ticktocks? it sounds like "AH, TEE TEE, OO, RAH" it doesnt sound like ill teach you to rock..?

  • yea its wrong. its i'm ticking for the...

    DETHKLOK

    DETHKLOK

  • your gay

  • Yah rock on homies.

  • Oh, and the DVDs also get the lyrics after "pickles the drummer" wrong too. That said, it's definitely "who rock", and "doodily ding dong tick tock". Put on headphones & listen, it's clear.

  • The DVD captions change between S1 & S2. S1 says "I'll \ teach you \ who \ rock", S2 says "I'm \ ticking \ for \ the". In both cases it says "Do anything for Dethklok". So yeah, even the DVDs aren't consistent.

  • its doodley ding dong tick tock you idiots

  • I really dont get the lyrics yet, but its an awesome theme

  • its "im ticking for the dethklok!" not ill teach you how to rock you idiots it was on a commercial were they san the song slowly! ive been saying this for awhile now and i was always told i was an idiot well whos the idiots not!

  • its "do anything for dethklok" "" "i'll, teach you, who, rock" i got the dvd's and watch them on caption... and thats straight from Brenden Small

  • how come on their latest commercial a choris was singing it slowly and they said do anything for dethklok and im ticking for the dethklok

  • you dumb ass its doodley ding ding tick tock... eat cock noob

  • Let other people have their own opinions about stuff, you cock gobbling fag.

  • no noob burn in hell, you dont deserve to talk

  • Like i said, let other people have opinions about stuff. Burn in hell too.

  • no they cant, when its really doodley ding ding tick tock, dumb ass

  • It's both, you inbred cum dumpster.

  • What the fuck is "jman24351" Dumb ass hillbilly. Little chicken shit thinks that him calling people noob is cool, lol. Faggot.

  • lol "noob". jman is better then vincentexplosion, wannabe...dumb ass, its nathan explosion dipshit

  • No shit it's Nathan explosion, too bad it was taken, you gooch slapper -_-. And no, jman is not better than VincentExplosion.

  • gooch slapper? what the fuck are you 9?

  • there thats all you had to say, i win

  • quit fighting like douchebags. just listen to and appreciate the fine work of Brandon Small.

    and btw, both your names suck so shut up!!!

  • Brendon...

  • @blacklegionairsoft1 Theres another douchebag, theres another douchebag,douchebag, douchebag, douchebag, douchebag, douchebag,

  • @blacklegionairsoft1 Brendon*

  • yeah i have the album and this is the one from it, it is doodley ding dong tick tock....for some funny reason

  • no its not u idiot i have the official lyrics...its doodley ding dong tick tock because its a theme song so the writers made it like that..thats the joke

  • no it really is do anything for dethklok idiot, it's in the first season this is the second one

  • again... watch the dvd with captions

  • its do anything for dethklok

  • DO ANYTHING FOR DETHKLOK

  • doodily tick-tock tick-tock u idiot lol

  • get your ears checked...

  • How long is this going to go on? In regards to the "I'll teach you who rock" line, that is as close as you can get to guessing (all other suggestions are ridiculous), but you know what? It's not that either! It's actually nothing. Just Brendon making incoherent grunts on purpose. That's the joke. With this kind of music, everyone always goes, "What'd he say?" "I think it's 'I like plastic nuts.'" "No it's 'I like big ass butts!'" Go to Brendon's website and listen to the original theme.

  • at the begining i thought it was do anything for dethklok. and i also hear im ticking for the dethklok dethklok not ill teach you to rock.....

  • awesome music, funny show.

  • ive seen the subtitles on my tv

    its some times

    doodly din dong tick tock

    sometimes its do anything for dethklok and some times its

    do anything for metal

  • That its "Doddily Ding Dong Tick Tock" also, it makes sense because "Doodily Ding Dong" has a comparison to "Pickles the Drummer Doddily doo, ding dong doodily, doodily doo" and "TICK TOCK" well, thats self explanatory, a clock? A clock goes "tick, tock, tick, tock" EX-FUCKING-ACTLY!!!

  • i remember i had the dvd and in the subtitles it was do anything for dethklok but who care really its just a song that not that great

  • thats what their saying? wow

  • Those lyrics are right. And in case you didn't notice, even though they are the greatest metal band ever, Dethklok is a FICTIONAL band for Metalocalypse. When have you ever seen that show being serious? The have a song about coffee for god sakes.

  • Although the guys behind it have performed live, which makes it even more awesome.

    Gotta love Pickles.

  • Yes and the song is one of the greatest commercial jingles ever. "DO YOU FOLKS LIKE COFFEE? REAL COFFEE FROM THE HILLS OF COLOMBIA!"

  • i always though it was "do anything for dethklok" at the begining.

  • He says Doodily ding dong tick tock at the beginning, and after the Dethklok! Dethklok! Dethklok! Dethklok!

    If you listen, it ain't "Ill, teach you, who rock" its something like "Aw, Chi chi, who, raw" idk, but the lyrics up there aren't right =P

  • yeah, exactly. dethklok doesn't *rock* anyways, so those lyrics must be wrong. plus it doesn't sound right. but yeah.. rock sucks. and those lyrics are wrong for sure

  • thats right dethklok doesnt they r brutality

  • No, they're the right lyrics.

  • you're wrong on so many levels

  • yeah thats what i think

  • He clearly says "Doodily Ding Dong Tick Tock" at the begging.

  • its 'do anything for dethklok' if you would listen closely you could hear. i don't even have to listen closely. i can hear it crystal clear. its doodily ding dong tick tock.

  • i meant to say its not 'do anything for dethklok. cuz its not.

  • If the lyrics really were "do anything fro Dethklok" then the way its pronounced in the song, the lyrics would be spelled like "Do anything for Det-talk" Its perfectly clear (like 'jakeholm' said).

  • to me it says "ill teach you who* rock" cause he really pronounces the letter "t" when he sings, but i cant hear it on that part

  • wrong it is doodily ding dong tick tock i can clearly hear it

  • no its not... the maker of the song made a video saying its doodily ding dong tick tock

  • whats the videos name?

  • UR WRONG LOOK HOW MANY THUMBS DOWN U GOT

  • You're correct. If you list to the original Deththeme demo recording (noit nearly as cool as this one) you can hear Brendon saying Doodly Ding Dong Tick Tock.

  • it dosent matter how many thumbs down i got

    those are peoples opinions and i could care less about people

  • NATHAN EXPLOSIOOOON!!!

  • lol i didnt really think he was saying doodily doo

  • For some reason i thought there was a finished or a different version to this song O.o...

  • The most bad ass intro...

    To any band...

    On any show...

    Of all time...

  • its actually simple.

    drop c and you ride the 3 lowest strings and the harmo=nic is simple the 3rd fret on the low c. the intro was put together well tho!

  • and its "ill....Teach you....Who....Rocks..."

  • yeah, it's who

    and if it WAS "do anything for dethklok"

    how would u explain the "doodily doo. (Ding-dong, doodily, doodily, doo)" after Pickles the drummer???? it wouldn't make sence, because it would just come outta nowhere.

  • so.ok...well then how do u explain the "taller than a tree" or "not a bumble bee"...those dont make sense either...im pretty sure im right

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  • Watch the first epicode of metalocalypse its said Pickles the drumer Doodily do ding dong doodily doo

  • we kno that

    we r talkin about da beggining

    he says do anything for dethklok not doodily din dong tick tock