Vagineer wakes up one morning and sees his son Scunt crushed by a fridge.Earnest to avenge him, he opens fire on a heavy's invisible go-kart, dismembering him, and shoots down a plane.But his gloating is interrupted by that same plane, that turns him into a Rail Gun with a fridge cannon.Scunt resurrects and tries to avenge him.But fails.Because Scunt is a noob.
oooooold maaaaaan rriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrs. that ooooooooooold maaaaaan riiiiiiiiveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeers. (sex) and a jolly holly crustmas to yarrrrrrrrrr.
This sums up about nearly every popular, unfunny and cancerous GMOD skit out there.
So kids, the moral of this story is to FUCKSHITASDFGYARGENBORGENAHUEHEUHEUEHEUHAUEHUAUHASJBASDHBDFHSAJFASFSA FSAFSABSJKFBAS COCKFAGGINGDICKFUCKSSAIF BADFBASFBASKF SF LOLORIGINALCONTENT ASHVAGVFAS DFAVUYDAWDSD COCKMANGLING FUF AHDFSBAVHDFJASVHDUATWDSFDGHASU BDIAUYDBWDBSADJ ASVDJASDIOWIDSAPJIDSJPDOJSP O 2REFINED.JPGHDFSAGVFUS 2011 COSTANZA BABABOOEY BABABOOEY HOWARD STERN'S PENIS 9/11 NEVER FORGET EVER HUEGE DICKS
Vagineer was simply having a dream when Scout decided to disturb Vagineers sleep. Vagineer was startled by the Scout and threw a supply locker at him. Vagineer soon discovered that an AK74 was in the locker and saw Hoovy coming. Vagineer was testing his gun on Hoovy when The Uberplane crashed into Hoovy's body. Vagineer found this funny, but Uberplane did not enjoy the laughter. He shot Vagineer with a fridge, Scout woke up, Vagineer turned into an ER 3000 and Scout destroyed the Uberplane.
Qu!Ch Shtory tiam! By Hoovy: Vagineer! Is asleep. OH NO! HERE COME SCOUT! Scout is friend! :D Locker hurt scout! Locker is AK47! Here come Hario! Vagineer show Hario who is baws :3! KABOOM! Vagineer is happy! Airplane is still alive D:! Airplane hurt vagineer! Vagineer turn into weapon! Scout pick up weapon and think it FaN! Scout shoot at airplane and airplane go BONK! Scout does victory dance of victories! Pyro eis mad and den rapes Scout's mother! Teh end :D
Bring back your famous traditional earrape stuff! We already lost GAYPENIS earrape and if we loose you and your earrape, then the whole fangroup dedicated to you will be doomed at all!
dafaq I have just watched?
alexstarwars100 6 days ago
HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
sjFALCONPUNCH01 1 week ago
ROBOTNIK THEME :D
VizipapHUN 2 weeks ago
scunt takes the law into his own hands. and his mother is now a lesbian.
Paramountet94 2 weeks ago
I swear to god these get better every time you add another game into the mix...
YakmanOx 3 weeks ago
First 2 seconds of video
Vagineer: Niguh... Bawlz.
TheRevanchist9000 3 weeks ago in playlist More videos from jettan
what the name of the song
mradinoz 1 month ago
DICKS.
SuperScotty97Returns 1 month ago
The last EarRape Jettan made. :(
superjchamma 1 month ago in playlist More videos from jettan
0:42 New micspam get!
linkyoshicat 1 month ago
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Vagineer wakes up one morning and sees his son Scunt crushed by a fridge.Earnest to avenge him, he opens fire on a heavy's invisible go-kart, dismembering him, and shoots down a plane.But his gloating is interrupted by that same plane, that turns him into a Rail Gun with a fridge cannon.Scunt resurrects and tries to avenge him.But fails.Because Scunt is a noob.
ZorotheGallade 1 month ago
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ZorotheGallade 1 month ago
Proof that Jettan was the first one to depict Vagineer with a realistic lip...er, labia-sync.
ZorotheGallade 1 month ago
0:37
That needs to be a taunt
cloftus4 1 month ago
Have a holy jolly Christmas its the best part of the DICKS
KawaiiRinKagamine123 1 month ago
Vagineer is racist!! 0:01
NIGGA
usercemal 1 month ago
this why we have nice things
InvaderZim390 1 month ago
0:37 = Dancing Wretch Easter Egg song?
N3rf0r 1 month ago
wat
toinoucotzds 1 month ago
@jettan WE PLAY DOTA TOGETHER I GO OBSIDIAN DESTROYER AND YOU GO NAIX! YAY!
TheFlyingracoon22 1 month ago
@TheFlyingracoon22 I don't play Dota.
jettan 1 month ago 6
@jettan I'd come at you any day. :C
DJacKnifeAlpha 1 month ago
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This is stupidest fucking thing ive seen, its not funny and you're just fucking weird.
I want to roll my cars tire over your head
BiggestShitTalker760 1 month ago
@BiggestShitTalker760 Come at me bro.
Oh wait you can't, i blocked your ass.
jettan 1 month ago 27
@jettan lulz
pawnmaniak 4 weeks ago
@BiggestShitTalker760 this fuckin guy
GothamWriter91 1 month ago
@BiggestShitTalker760 Umadbro? hater.
MrRockydog4000 1 month ago
@BiggestShitTalker760 BLOCKED YOUR ASSS
THAT VERY BAD ANSWER BITCH
diorakga 1 month ago
@BiggestShitTalker760 You're just a sack of old sacks.
moviemaster8510 1 month ago 2
@BiggestShitTalker760 Watch out guys, we have a "badass" here.
Starfalko 1 month ago
@Starfalko His username is accurate.
000MrM 1 month ago
0:33 jetplane.exe has stopped working.
MrHaxman123 1 month ago
Jettan you are weird
csigaevo 1 month ago
why does the engineer have a vagina mouth?
lonelyweeaboos 1 month ago
@lonelyweeaboos
That's the VAGINEER duh!
cloftus4 1 month ago
The Railgun is one of the most badass weapons in Quake II. But then again the game SCREAMS badassery.
cjkid14 1 month ago
Law abiding vagineer.
MrGmodlol61 2 months ago in playlist More videos from jettan
Story of my life...
Mariolover24 2 months ago
QUAKE 2 Railgun, looks to be your most loved gun ever!, did you ever think making the Shotgun the first one you get??
windows987654321 2 months ago
How does jettan come up with his videos?
iJakez 2 months ago
Congratulations Jettan, you're the new Gaypenis
roboguy75 2 months ago
SnooPINGAS usual I see...
Anthony74561 2 months ago
Have a holly jolly Christmas~
It's the- DICKS
EonsDarkLatios 2 months ago
Don't fuck with an A-10
NottheFacePlease 2 months ago
have a holly jolly christmas!its the DIIIICKS!!!!
ThePootisMan 2 months ago
SaintsRow in a nutshell
IamNCortex 3 months ago
rofl
bleefinson 3 months ago
Lol nice Quake 3 Rail gun whit some damage mod's XD
death153278 3 months ago
@death153278 Quake 2, damnit!!
jettan 3 months ago 17
@jettan also Quake 2 soundtrack...forgot which one though.
RaptorZX3 2 months ago
@jettan dammit!!,now i want to replay it !!
digitalicful 2 months ago
what the song name with River?
MaxRideWizardLord 3 months ago
have a holly jolly grizzmuzz
all the DICKS
SuperEmoBros 3 months ago
0:41 to 0:51 was the funniest parts to me lolololol
happytreefriends9876 3 months ago in playlist Liked videos
JETTAN YOU MUST OBEY ME WARIO I AM YOUR MASTER MARIO IS YOUR ENEMY
Spewaks 3 months ago
TOOH MACH EPIC MUSIXXX
MisterKillerkopf 3 months ago
Why did Heavy gib a wheel?
TheShambler34 3 months ago
me: Where is da earraep?
video: DIIIIIIIIICKSSSS!!!!
me: Here it is *falls down off a chair*
SHAD0VV100 3 months ago 39
hwat
Feeshkake 3 months ago
oooooold maaaaaan rriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrs. that ooooooooooold maaaaaan riiiiiiiiveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeers. (sex) and a jolly holly crustmas to yarrrrrrrrrr.
isak666man 3 months ago
This sums up about nearly every popular, unfunny and cancerous GMOD skit out there.
So kids, the moral of this story is to FUCKSHITASDFGYARGENBORGENAHUEHEUHEUEHEUHAUEHUAUHASJBASDHBDFHSAJFASFSA FSAFSABSJKFBAS COCKFAGGINGDICKFUCKSSAIF BADFBASFBASKF SF LOLORIGINALCONTENT ASHVAGVFAS DFAVUYDAWDSD COCKMANGLING FUF AHDFSBAVHDFJASVHDUATWDSFDGHASU BDIAUYDBWDBSADJ ASVDJASDIOWIDSAPJIDSJPDOJSP O 2REFINED.JPGHDFSAGVFUS 2011 COSTANZA BABABOOEY BABABOOEY HOWARD STERN'S PENIS 9/11 NEVER FORGET EVER HUEGE DICKS
RenPartycat 3 months ago
That whe duck fid I wust just!
BWS777unlucky 3 months ago in playlist More videos from jettan
Who needs Science when Jettan explains the meaning of life with different ways on his videos.
Billy1RBstudios 3 months ago
"Have a happy jolly christmas.. it's DIIICCCKKKSSSS!"
pppie123 3 months ago
ITS ME COOLKILLER FRUM STEAM. I THOUGHT U HATED GMOD?
johnsonkeith177 3 months ago in playlist Weitere Videos von jettan
Vagineer + Fridge=Railgun
PURE GENIUS
sagjig2 3 months ago
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sagjig2 3 months ago
Scouts mom is
*Puts sunglasses on*
Ubercharged
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH
TheGameConquer 3 months ago
Have a holly jolly christmas is the DICKS!
super64ds1 3 months ago
...
spoonfullofyogurt 3 months ago
spam or SPAAAAI!
kalebkitty 3 months ago
Ooooooooooooooooooold man Riiiiiiiver
TheQUAKERoatmeal 3 months ago
FLAGGED FOR DRUG ABUSE
AAAAAAAAAA42 3 months ago
MEHAL HLAF UAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
Ololopainis 3 months ago
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RiffRaffish 3 months ago
@RiffRaffish *Sound supposedly made by mating arctic foxes*
JakeWolfyFBM 3 months ago
e̴͈̠̱̣̜̥̠̙̰̦ͬ̾͆ͯ̋ͦ̔͋ͥ̆̚͟ͅĩ̡̐͌ͩ̃̓̏̍͝͠͞҉̻̤̼̱̝̱̪̙̮̺̲͓̺͓̥̻̙̗ͅq̴̳̜̯̲̺̹̩̤̰͓̼̬͓͔ͮ̓͐̑́̈̆̈́̌ͥ̒͆ͭ̈́͆ͨ̽̚͡h̨̫̙͖͎̜͙̥̳̺̦͔̣ͭ́͌ͨ̑̆̉͋̍̆͒ͮ̈́͊͊̈́͜͟͞͝b̡̭̹̭̰̤̭̻̪̹̱̱͍̼͖̻͉ͧ͌̉͆̊̄̓͊ͬͣ͗ͫ̄͑̈́̚̕͢͞f̊ͤ̓̾ͯ͂͆ͤ̓ͨͣ͏̴̡̗͓͉̖̙͖͍̲̳̯̜̭̫͍̦̱̣͝
sagjig2 3 months ago
We have found rubberfruits son!
YummyLoogie 3 months ago
0:13 was that an A-10
0:16 yes. it. was. DA FUCK
Brokkolesz 3 months ago
/watch?v=H-60RJ0Vo1I
PootisPwner 3 months ago
@jettan who are you and what have you done with the real jettan.
JeffTheGravityCat 3 months ago
"have a holly jolly christmas,its the DIICKSS"
Repulse96 3 months ago
@YoshiTheBlue Well where would be the fun in that? HURRRRRR
btw ER 300 stood for Ear Rape 3000.
JeffTheGravityCat 3 months ago
@JeffTheGravityCat But it wasn't earrape. Ive quit earrape.
Its not funny aymore damnit.
jettan 3 months ago 13
@jettan 0:10 should be a real weapon.
Warioware117 3 months ago
@jettan How about the DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICKS at the end? :D
Brokkolesz 3 months ago
JETTAN, Y U DO SO WELL WITH VAGINEER?
roboguy75 3 months ago
BEST VIDYA EVA
mattuiop 3 months ago
GODUMNIT JETTAN Y U NO GIV US FIRST SUNG NAEM???
MrDrPooGay 3 months ago
What is the name of the first song?
rasmus809 3 months ago
BEST ENDING EVER
xTHExQx 3 months ago
THE ARISTOCRATS!
UnderworldVengeance 3 months ago
What, in the holy name of Fuck did i just watch... D=>
Yoy249 3 months ago
@Yoy249 You Watched A Video So Crazy That not Even Rubberfruit Would Dare To Make it
Trynt33 3 months ago in playlist More videos from jettan
@jettan Gravity cat not amused.
JeffTheGravityCat 3 months ago
What's the song
ROJO7286 3 months ago
@jettan its a brand of railgun called the ER 3000. wouldve said it t'was a railgun but ran outta letter counts >.<
JeffTheGravityCat 3 months ago
@JeffTheGravityCat Still not correct. You recieve an F
jettan 3 months ago 7
@JeffTheGravityCat
Just saying railgun would have worked just fine. Derp.
YoshiTheBlue 3 months ago in playlist More videos from jettan
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WTf At The End
noobsfuried 3 months ago
tags suggest this was made 2 in the morning
pieloadedshotgun 3 months ago
Vagineer was simply having a dream when Scout decided to disturb Vagineers sleep. Vagineer was startled by the Scout and threw a supply locker at him. Vagineer soon discovered that an AK74 was in the locker and saw Hoovy coming. Vagineer was testing his gun on Hoovy when The Uberplane crashed into Hoovy's body. Vagineer found this funny, but Uberplane did not enjoy the laughter. He shot Vagineer with a fridge, Scout woke up, Vagineer turned into an ER 3000 and Scout destroyed the Uberplane.
JeffTheGravityCat 3 months ago
@JeffTheGravityCat Too bad that Vagineer turned into a Railgun.
jettan 3 months ago
OOhh, Robotnik's theme. It's been a while since I've heard that, I love that one.
hexidextrous 3 months ago
Good thing that this submission wasn't inappropriate, as flagged by YouTube's user community.
HTPtheFirst 3 months ago
too predictable
iaren0good 3 months ago
Press 9 for Porn
Lautaro3590 3 months ago
i want that gun, would be great against FaN scouts.
GNquan 3 months ago
lol at start "Nicah...maw"
Helio0s 3 months ago
Have a jolly holly Christmas it's the DDDDDDDDSIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIKKKKKSSSSSSS
sonicthehedghg2 3 months ago
This is literally the best video ever on the internet.
aconnor96 3 months ago
OLDDD MAN RIVUUUUUUR
1invalidROBLOXIAN 3 months ago 2
Very good!
Rodsims1 3 months ago
Title of music? Imagine a WTF video, then multiplay it 6X and you get a jettan new video.
suchy132 3 months ago
I foresaw everything.... Even my
Death
monkeystrudel11 3 months ago
DICKS.
ninfan98 3 months ago
And remember kids, have a holly jolly Christmas.
It's the DICKS!!!!!.....
Lionthou 3 months ago
Vagineer takes the hand into his own laws
barney71777 3 months ago
I tried not to smile.. but the ending got me.
RoFFlisEn 3 months ago
Qu!Ch Shtory tiam! By Hoovy: Vagineer! Is asleep. OH NO! HERE COME SCOUT! Scout is friend! :D Locker hurt scout! Locker is AK47! Here come Hario! Vagineer show Hario who is baws :3! KABOOM! Vagineer is happy! Airplane is still alive D:! Airplane hurt vagineer! Vagineer turn into weapon! Scout pick up weapon and think it FaN! Scout shoot at airplane and airplane go BONK! Scout does victory dance of victories! Pyro eis mad and den rapes Scout's mother! Teh end :D
jackedup400 3 months ago
@jackedup400 Too bad that was an AK74
jettan 3 months ago 2
@jettan FUCKING GUN EXPERT OVER HERE.
bandm1987 3 months ago
@bandm1987 GUN NUT, NOT GUN EXPERT!
jettan 3 months ago 2
@jettan FINE THEN YOU SEXY MOTHERFUCKER, GUN NUT!
bandm1987 3 months ago
"DICKS!"
ManuSmashBros 3 months ago
there's no 0:50
zerok116 3 months ago
i loled like a great mother fucker with the ending (and all the whole video jaja) jajajaja XD
ScarlegXD 3 months ago
no TELEFONMAST!!!!
nielsisback 3 months ago
LOL ENDING
LassesIndex 3 months ago 28
MIND = BLOWN.
HardsteMacht 3 months ago
Bring back your famous traditional earrape stuff! We already lost GAYPENIS earrape and if we loose you and your earrape, then the whole fangroup dedicated to you will be doomed at all!
Still a good video though. =)
xXPurpleSergueiXx 3 months ago
hah, i turned my volume down low in anticipation for the end. no Ear-rape for you
MsCreepyChan 3 months ago
0:21 A-10 thunderbolt MAD! hahaha! And Quake is an awesome game.
Skid00everest340 3 months ago
And i am ok with this.
k3ln 3 months ago
adventures of sonic the hedgehog music
Twigge125 3 months ago
0:33
SCOUT'S ZA WARUDO!
Atlacatonatl 3 months ago
This was the most unfunny piece of shit i've ever seen in my entire life.
/subscribes
drewsta199 3 months ago
you made me go WTF. exactly why I is subbed :)
rocketmik65 3 months ago
Finally! Jettan is back in shape.
ArchRazor 3 months ago
So thats how the Warthog's gun works? Makes sense.
Zeravnos 3 months ago
also cawks...
verscharren1 3 months ago
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druss666uk 3 months ago
flak cannon.
That's all folks.
AggeTGF 3 months ago
but ofcourse.
gmoder10 3 months ago
And kids, that's how soviet russia begans
Billy1RBstudios 3 months ago
why are you trying to copy Freddi Wong?
joedesvinet 3 months ago
@joedesvinet Are you stupid?
Thegrandhighoracle 3 months ago
@joedesvinet how is he copying him?
kustomforce 3 months ago
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@joedesvinet
it was a joke. if you didn't get it you are clearly retarded.
joedesvinet 3 months ago
Love how the A-10 came out of fucking nowhere
RusskiPuma 3 months ago
What the hell just happened?
bolden0000 3 months ago
I C WUT U DID THERE WITH THE UBERCHARGED MOM :P
terminator499 3 months ago
Your videos have rendered me immume to ear rape. Also, needs more telefonmast. :)
TammoKorsai 3 months ago
Old man river x'D
gingergingerginger1 3 months ago
Looks like Christmas 'came' early this year
Evan2142 3 months ago
oh shit the ak animation was pretty good
papabuscemeys 3 months ago
Is me or a hear DICE!!!! at the end?
Ghostrider91111 3 months ago
Correct jettan, Christmas is the DICKS!
TheStickKid 3 months ago
DICKS!
564mark4 3 months ago
How... How can Pyro do that?!?... It's spy's girlfriend!... or is she just a whore?
MCtootsie 3 months ago
Jettan...you should try to make videos when you arenot drunk
Darkskull1128 3 months ago
Wait, No ear-rape.. (0:46) Oh there it is
TheShadowOfRapture 3 months ago
Fuck yeah Quake 2.
bloodyhellwhocares 3 months ago
I just noticed something, YOU DON'T HAVE A WATERMARK! :O
Tume to steal all of your material and get millions of views because it's the best thing ever!
Stickbabiga 3 months ago
If jettan is fan of Quake (II) I love Him (I don't forget about epic ear and eye rape what He giving in every gmod video)
KonradElitePL 3 months ago
@KonradElitePL I fuckin' grew up with Quake 2, man. Its my most favorite game in the entire universe.
jettan 3 months ago 21
@jettan favourite*
lulzyboy 3 months ago
@jettan me to
kenlaboss 3 months ago
@jettan do you like all the quake games or just Quake II?
roboguy75 3 months ago
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@jettan always wanted that game.
supercow9001 3 months ago
I miss Vagineer being used like this
PikaMario 3 months ago
DICKS!
TheR0flman 3 months ago
SEE GUYS PYRO'S A GUY HEUHEUHEU
Patacorow 3 months ago
What law was that?
The law of Gravity?
The law of Physics?
The law of Bacons?
Rashoni 3 months ago
oh god I love vagineer this is just so fucking beatifull :'( (Y)
ShareHD 3 months ago
have a holly jolly christmas, it's the DICKS!
MaxVonDraken 3 months ago