Ninjas vs. Pirates

[gothling14]

yes cabin boy

[BartoszJM]

Ja pierdolę.

[homie9er9er]

1 crappy photo of jack sparrow vs. the most amazing and epic photo of TMNT would still result in jack sparrow winning. its a fact.

[Darthsantana]

while i do think ninjas are cooler i feel like this video doesnt do them much good i feel like this pirate guy has a future in comedy i really liked him

[CaptainPowwow]

Pirates Ninjas both RULE but i can't seem to choose one over the other!!!

[LOLig135]

i´ll show you the pleasures of my seas O.O and the face X°DD

[hitmontopz]

winning

[StarSeekerRiku]

This is sooooo awesome XDDD Actually I vote for Pirates, but this is just sooo funny XDDDDD ♥ Pretty nice work :D

[4105dragon]

ninja

[AJVRPG]

Yeah... That made no sense...

[AJVRPG]

Yeah... That made no sence...

[Dreamer6121]

PIRATES !! HELL YEA

[silenscream2]

PIRATES FTW xD

[markdewilt]

that pirate fails, why doesn't he drink rum? You just dressed up a ninja as a pirate!

[animeANIME4n1m3]

NINJAS NINJAS NINJAS NINJAS NINJAS NINJAS BITCH

[bgmguy]

NINJAS!

[Ditsche333]

@bgmguy PIRATES!^^

[bgmguy]

ninjas wow they always own and pwn im being one for halloween and im going to scare the pussy pirates by hiding in the bushes and scaring them lol

[PlayItRough09]

@bgmguy it will be funny when he/she pulls out their pistol and your head is gone, hahaha.

[kaipakta]

this is biased. lol.

[SweeneyJackBarrie]

come on ninjas wouldn't have won that one with the ladies (anybody knows that ninjas's the type that want to be alone)

[chickachicka9990]

ninjas rule. end of fucking story bitches!(:

[anjumaaka06]

NINJAS R EPIC FAILURES AND THEY SUCK EGGS!!

PIRATES R THE BEASTLIEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WHEN I GROW UP, IM BEING A PIRATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MY SIS IS A LOSER 4 LUVIN NINJAS!!!!!

[goat210210]

@anjumaaka06 in other words you are 5

[anjumaaka06]

@goat210210 im not 5yrs old

im just a kid inside of a 16yr old..........

and im 6 anyway

[CupcakeRawr51]

ninjas :)

[Draco961]

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHA Ninjas always wins

[darkgodmaster]

Event 6 is false.

Ninja's be Asian.

[aquasteam]

.... this fail

[SpyroFireCynderFear]

f*ck all pirate lovers. ninjas are awesome, they deserved to win.

[Syntlara]

@SpyroFireCynderFear Why war between ninjas et pirates ? I dont' understand where is the rapport .....? They are all great with their history and past... you are surely a kevin, no more 5 years -_-

[daxterboy]

haha ultimate showdown song XD

[xxxSkatingLifexxx]

Pirates are sexier ;D

[pigum123456789]

PIRATES KICK NINJA ASS FUCK TARD!

[tonatiuh10]

Watch "PIRATES VS NINJAS March 07, 2010" in Washington DC on Youtube

[henkwood]

hauahuahuahuhu

[Lonewolf1126]

My criticism: lousy editing/acting at 2:49 -2:52 and the debate one could have been done with out for sure.

[MrShadowSpirit]

you know wat i hate when ppl say when a musket would kill a ninja wtf muskets are not that effective and accurate nd you think a ninja wouldn't use a gun

[sabroe89]

ninjas never had guns.

a pirate would just shoot him with his BLUNDERBUSS.

[NinjaViet86]

you can not shoot something you cant see...

[zeze1011]

haha

[Stgpeanut]

yeah boi once you go ninja you neva go back

[DJWidget]

This doesn't count. That was a pirate. That was a pansy. Get a real pirate in there and let's try this again.

[goth0c]

pirate musket would kill a ninja

[MrShadowSpirit]

dude ninja will kill a pirates any day

[direwolf029]

you do know that a ninja would also use a musket. they usd what ever they had to

[NinjaViet86]

you cant shoot something you cant see

[tiagandremo]

@NinjaViet86 true but pirates woutn be using guns, probably throwign grenades all over the place, = lots of dead ninjas

[kjm1225]

@NinjaViet86 pirate beat the knight and the spartan beat the ninja. Winner= Pirate. Plus the ninja isn't that fast. people can't see them because they throw black eggs at their eyes so yeah pirate definitely wins.

[mrnobody89]

too bad the judjes were rigged.

[xxxhokage018xxx]

that was awesome

ninjas will always kick pirates ass

[AntonyPlaza]

Ninja will kick Pirate arss everytime,

No doubt,

But the Pirate gets all the chicks,

Its trues :(

[XxGaarasGirlxX]

Ninja's would win fighting...

but pirates would win at awesomness!

XD Allota people would agree on that one!!! XD

[smakabitch]

lol

[Slave2thegreatest]

fuck u bich

[Saxboy26]

Us pirates got gypped, where was the pirate's blunderbuss when they fought? shove that up the ninja's ass, and surely, with one leg, the pirate is the hop-scotch master - HE ONLY HAS ONE LEG! still funny though.

[ray3578]

even if he had a blunderbus, ninjas have bows and crossbows, wich are way deadlier cus of thear acuracy and the blunderbus sorta gets the ellement of suprise away.

[hhernan22]

Ninja hopscotch is hilarious

[SirTuokki]

WRONG!!! Pirates own ninjas easily

[cyahnbadda]

Omg Wtf!!! lmao

[BlueStreakedHair99]

... I hate you so much Blame xD How could you make him gay? lol I still laughed at the video though.

[whoneedstruth]

This is the gay pirate speaking and i just want to say thank you for all the support

[GhettoNinjah]

Woah that had to be the worst pirate ever! Plus he's gay lmao! Gay Pirates xDD!!

[PiratePoul]

I'm a true pirate and I laught big time!

[MagicKittyQueen]

awesomeness. even though the ninja won, i still kinda liked the [irate. GO GAY PIRATE! WE LOVE YOU!!!!

[cjacksparrot]

Wow pirates cant get lades huh tell that to johnny

This seem to be a very one sided video

[bjlvlg]

aint lemondemon neilciceragia or whoever

the guy who made potter puppet palls band

[tijmencompagnie]

that's the same guy

[Eshidu1]

i luv the emo cabin boy <3

he's kawaii!

[KiaTasha]

pirates kick ass!

[darks0ra15]

CONGRATS on wining 4th place nice video

[heyitsjoshXD]

why the hell are we having a fuckin plitical debate over this?

[DrunkSoviet]

structure nor unity, no laws or violations, they were rapist, murderes, thiefs and much worse, many pirates that you here of today are either exadrations of the historical people or just flat out folktales, the reason you dont no of any ninjas is because there identites are secret, they can kill without you even feeling it. i think you should look up your info before you post it on the internet, yes there are modern day pirates but they are really nothing but just people riding in a speed boat.

[kairuTE]

actually three of the most famous ninja

Kotaro Fuma famous for killing hanzo was a part of bandit ninja it was said his eyes open upside down

Hanzo hattori to much to say wiki him his battle nickname hanzo the devil called the best ninja in is told that he was killed by kotarou

goemon ishikawa a theif like robin hood stole from rich gave to the needy tried to assinate shogunate hideyosi totoyomi he failed and was boiled alive with his son but managed to save his son by holding him above the oil

[DrunkSoviet]

the pirates you think of are actual government troops of the that country, who are just plain murderes

but to pirates

not at all trained in the use of swords or naval warfare, many pirate ships were easily tookin out by the british royal navy.

they are drunkards of the seas aquiring all types of diseases, and perhaps even being bisexual. most of there weapons were made of just cast iron, not being able to afford high quality materials nor having the KNow how to produce Steel.they had no social

[DrunkSoviet]

lets look at this from a real historical perspective.

Ninjas wre trained from an early age, to learn how to fight with a Katana, to throw a shuriken, to be silent and unseen, agile and versitle. i was watching a special on the discovery channel where a 65 year old Ninja (maybe older) did a front flip over a fallen log and began running through the woods.

Ninjas are physically fit so that they can mater there abilities and technique, there weapon quality is also good, made of actual Steel

[kairuTE]

not a katana ninja used a staight blade the niinja-to or other small consealble weapons

[DrunkSoviet]

drstrangman you are very wrong, there are Ninja schools in japan, i belive actually the new grandmaster is a white guy and the first to come from the western hemesphere....as for pirates sorry man but there long gone. i actually read a magazine on pirates after POTC3 came out, it stated that most pirates wre HORRIBLE swordsman and there expertise in Naval Warfare was as Equally bad. there weapon were made of the worst quality and many of them were rapist, thiefs, murders, slavers.

[kairuTE]

and ninjas had ship skills the two most famous ninja kotaro fuma and hanzo hattori fought kotaro won and killed the best ninja hanzo by burning him alive

[leegarner10hotmail]

lol this is funny.

[foxbeast412]

this unfair to pirates

[foxbeast412]

Pirates vs Ninjas II: The Curse of Chuck Norris (part IV) i prefer this one!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[drstrangeman]

but that was only a verry bad pirate. go check aus the barbrossa brother, or ann bonny and mary reed, black beard, or sir henry morgan, and also pirates took the best tech that was avalible at the time. and the modern ones use ak 47 and ak103s the modern ones are off the phillippens strates.

[trickmastermonkey]

this video is just awful. you should be deprived of your youtube privileges.

go home. and take your videos with you.

[wongIgnow]

Ninjas ftw : )

[trickmastermonkey]

and this is still the most biased, most awful video ever.

not ALL pirates have wooden legs and are that incompetent.

ninjas are just awful.

[BYFstudios]

quiet meatbag, before the clam chowder fills your ear canal

[drstrangeman]

thank you.

[xDeathxNotebookx]

the whole competition is supposed to be biased. its about if u like ninja`s or pirates, you cant really make a response with no bias. he likes ninjas, other vid like pirates, there biased too. your being too harsh, he tried to make it funny. be nice

[trickmastermonkey]

I wasn't being harsh, I was just trying to convince others to try and stay in touch with reality.

Believe it or not I actually like both ninjas AND pirates, and prefer to like them both on equal terms. But this video was just totally uncalled for. so I had to do what I had to do.... I had to keep it real.

[YogurtArchangel]

PIRATES > NINJAS

[blackrose423]

LMFAO even as a pirate this is some funny shit

[GrapeFruit0point2]

excellent work very i must say that was fantastic my god make more hot damn holy hoe town jerry spinger's srap on that was good dear god im high and i reaaly should'nt have watched that because i am tripping some major nija smoke grenades ooohhhhhh g'bye mr no dick the pirate

[BlackGatchaman]

HILARIOUS!!! 5/5

[DJxCroky]

whahahah he didn't say any thing

[YogurtArchangel]

That was crap. Everybody knows pirates are better.

[TakaiKami]

dude go get a wooden leg

[trickmastermonkey]

PIRATES TOTALLY FUCKING OWN NINJAS.

because the last time i checked, bringing a ninja sword to a GUN fight will not make you win any ninja points.

BECAUSE THE PIRATE WOULD BLAST THE SHIT OUTTA YOU.

[rinoajaguar]

how would the pirate blast them when they can't even see the ninja

[trickmastermonkey]

this discussion is no longer open for debate.

Pirates do not neEd to see, even if they can only use one eye. that is what their seeing eye birds are for. even the sneakiest (sissiest) ninjas cannot escape detection. when it comes to combat face to face, they (ninjas) will STILL get PWNED.

[nguyenk1]

But You are WRONG NINJA's have super speed and could knock out the bird before it gets to talk then the PIRATE would be CONFUSED cause PIRATES only reliy on their BIRD,

Plus NINJAS know your pressure pionts and could make you paralyzed.

So Pirates < Ninjas

[trickmastermonkey]

no, i am RIGHT and will always be RIGHT. what in the world makes you think ninjas, if they have even a GHOST of a chance to come close enough to a pirate, which they can't, even try and be dumb enough to sneak up on PIRATE TERRITORY?

any ninja that tries to attack a pirate on his own territory is the stupidest ninja you will never see. because it is a SUICIDE mission.

now i'm assuming you do not think that ninjas are THAT stupid, do you?

[drstrangeman]

riddle me this name more than 12 famous ninjas. and name more than 3 diffrent nationalities of ninjas, what was their political preff? democratic or monarchy?

and also this vid was the most biased and poorly constructed and assuming vid on the web next to political propaganda. so riddle me this why are their still pirates to day na no ninjas? pirates to day don't have parrots, hook hands, or peglegs, and are not in the carrabean, but off the coast of affrica, and in the phillippine straits.

[xDeathxNotebookx]

wow you really know your pirate facts, i didnt know that pirates stil existed today. Are people still scared of them? and do they still steal stuff?

[ben6206]

i have my life lol XD

[TheAnnoyingSwede]

Awesome vid - Added to favs!

[JJ6293]

this should have goten first its so funny especially about the cabin boy rofl

[thunderhead27]

this should of won instead of that cartoon crap

[phillyfan8356]

? was this that funny? not for me sorry guys 1/5

[iMoviesMaker]

should of been 1

[slypox]

This video should have been 1st!

[indiahope95]

Yep!!!

[samkitten69]

LMAO at the last part with the cabin boy :-P

[sensiejosh]

I love it. It was amaziing. Ninjas all the way.

[stellabird0]

lol! this should've gotten 1st place! so funny! YAY NINJAS!!!!!!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOO!

[Xovicky12]

this was amazing ahaha. gonnah have to say Kitchen1066 shoulda one thoo.

[PeterHSPeter]

Good movie allthough not respectfull against us pirates :P

[doubleplay80]

the snicker from the ninja at event 6.....

hahahahahahahahahaha

this video shouldve won by far

[Grant246]

ninjas are lame... in battle u hear this femmy ninja scream and then a BOOM... ninja dead w/ bullet in his head- end of battle

[Curfulon]

You know what the pirate would be to drunk to shoot, and even if he could the ninja would just dodge an assasinate the pirate. NINJAS RULE!!!

[Grant246]

thats kinda a steriotype in my opinion- and realistically ninjas are expected to live a life of chastidy... pirates actually have women :P

[SeijiiNakamaru]

besides that it's possible for people besides ninja to dodge bullets... (russian army trains bullet dodging as a skill o.o) ninja never scream :p

oh and ninja is plural. dont add an S XD

[randomd00d17]

LMAO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHA this was way the best omg lol i was laughing all the way through this... NINJAS RULE 10/5!!!

[Onthebrokenroad]

why didnt this win ? :O

[GaarasCuppycake]

lmao!!!!!!!!

[janiegirly07]

this should have won, great job, ninjas rule!

[xanthus1]

I thought this was the best :P

[Lens8]

That was a disgrace of a pirate!

That ninja vs Benjamen Scurvey McSkeeve bucket would have been crushed like a bug.

NINJAS SUCK!

[Justsomecredit]

LOL EVENT 6 XD

[rayNimagi]

Lol! That scene at the end was kinda disturbing...

[tristancatron2]

LOL THIS SHOULDVE BEEN FIRST PLACE!!!

[Mpkiller100]

NINJAS ROCK FOR EVER!

[PivotBlaster7]

haha!!! 5/5

[VelvetVixen21]

arrrh - this be biased towards Ninjas!!!

[KawaiiKyuubi07]

nice the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny :P congrats on fourth!

lolz i love the ninja XD so vair awesome

those events/challenges... XD

[ww2freak102]

nice even if u got 4th place pretty good.

[Aniwrekz325]

OMG ROFL THATS FUNNY! LOVE IT!

[joesnewboat]

You guys defiantly get the award for best ideas! Good Job on 4th!

[poxart]

lmao

[palmtreehggr]

Haha- nice. I agree- Teenage Ninja Turtles beat Johnny Deep ANY day...

[mandyboy19]

butt pirate nice

[whoneedstruth]

brilliant

[booshoe37]

hahahahah!!! this is great!!!

Thanks for voting!

[isapolokaka]

HAHAHAHAHAHA CAN'T BREATH

[justtv321]

lol? They might as well do a naruto-one piece showdown. At least TRY to be unbiased.. -_- AWESOME VID. (Unbiased meaning not using Chidori in the middle of your video)

PS: Pirates will lose because youtube is anime paradise, and because dubs are evil. if you're an otaku, you know what i mean. D:

[Kitchen1066]

lol. awesome!! no words need to be said.