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  • What happened to this map?

  • @Dyllan544 you can also do it in campain but theres the jumping problem when you press A

  • hahahahahahahahahah gosh if people are complaining that it doesnt show you how to lower your weapon, than they are retarded. this was so funny haha

  • lol

    

  • a little dissapointed about them not showing us how to lower our weapons but it was kinda funny

  • @Live2Play1000 @killer13324 press yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy­yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy­yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

  • how do u do it

  • @killer13324 to lower your weapon on halo 3 only works on local not xbox live. you have to press and hold A LB RB lets stick and down on the d pad untill your spartan or elites gun doesnt show and to raise it, make sure you have no grenades before doing all this and press LT. I Hope this helped.

  • crappy voice actiing, but i kinda liked it

  • Lol

  • IF you want to make machinima with friends but cant lower your guns online.

    If you want bungie to change this so that we can do it in online custom games go to

    bungie.net and post on nmdarkdestroyers thread so bungie will recodnise the sheer amount of peope that want to lower guns in cutom games.

    also thumbs up this comment and copy paste it around halo videos.

    Good luck guys!

  • @NWstudios100 Can I have the link to it please?

  • i thout that was going to show how to lower you weapon lololololol

  • HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHA. Tht WAS HILLARIOUS

  • lol an add debate. i had no add

  • ctrl+a+enter to skip ads

  • CTRL + W to skip ads. =3

  • @sharkstud2 Do you really think we are that stupid.

  • @insanedvo I'm just tricking KIDS. Scince you know, you're probably not a kid.

  • @sharkstud2 Holy shit that was the most fastest reply I got in a while.

  • @insanedvo Okay can we stop please... -_-

  • well thsi is shit

  • that was just awful

  • 0:01 to skip ads

    (: - P)

  • halo reach!!!

  • LUL!

  • haha good one

  • thumbs up if your add was halo reach!

  • Game Over.

    /watch?v=-sEFE03b7o0

  • That wasn't very good.

  • first add i havnt skipped cuz it was halo reach

  • LOLZ

    

  • You

    Don't need xbox live you can just go to forge and do the combo then your weapon

    Is

    Lowered! :D

  • 00:01 skip add

  • booooooooooooooo

  • mehhh

  • u can only lower ur weapon on sytem link or local

  • lolololol so funny

  • That was...good?

  • that was so unexpected

  • how dare he masterbate over xbox live!

  • lol ending is so jokes

  • Masterbating is a federal crime!!....lol then u shoot the guy? XD

  • Bad voice acting + weird script = hilarious

  • "Masterbating in public is a federal crime!"

  • @coomberta green guy is like wtf

  • i lol'ed but that was still terrible voice acting, sorry

  • @Relicsniper you dont

  • i don't think u can cause u need to toggle of the crownching thing and u cant do that on xbox live.

  • Seriously, they filmed this in system-link.

  • lol mastuburating

  • OH WELL I LAUGHED ANYWAY

  • I thought it was funny!

  • epic failure

  • FAGS

  • FIRST U DO THIS AND THEN YOU DO THIS..

  • You are fucking stupid

  • Omg I don't have XBOX Live you fucking dick. I know what it's called it's "Standoff". Two underground bases and some platforms,thanks you fucking dick now leave me alone shitfuck.

  • Standoff (heroic map pack)....And you are an idiot.

  • Shut the fuck up your stupid fuck I know that now leave me alone worthless fuck.

  • "You're" an idiot...

  • Noob shut the fuck up.

  • Such an angry little boy calm down before you piss you're panties.

  • hahahaha lol hilarious, bungie really needs to let us lower weapons without tht fuckin combination, remember halo 2, man those were the days

  • meh... gay

  • i thought it was real but of course it's a fukn movie

  • sweet now i no how to lower my weapon

  • Masturbating in puplic is a federal crime!

    XD

  • hahahahaha love the end

  • the fuck?

  • tht was funny as hell

  • the fuck?

  • how do you do that w/o jumping? i've seen it b4 but i can't do it.

  • i think they just play highering the weapon backwards

  • Highering? How old are you? It's called, raising.

  • So fuck if i got a word wrong it's a simple mistake.. Just like you

  • no there's a way, u goto settings and make it so u crouch without holding, just press it one time then hold a then rb and lb, hope this helped

    not really

  • what did we learn today

  • don't masturbate in public

  • Not to lower your "weapon" in public.

  • WTF

  • lolololololo

  • LOL!!!

  • LMFAO funny.

  • lol i thought it was really lowering then i saw it was a machinima

  • lol crime

  • lol dat was funny

  • hahah funny :)

  • LOLOLOL thats funny ROFLMAO :)

  • that was funny

  • stupid... the 3 stars gave it away

  • lol pretty good

  • shit

  • the vid suck a lot

  • this sucks

  • wow this sucks

  • ...wat?....

  • This is what is destroying Halo 3 for me, these "comedy" sketches are completely runing my Halo 3 Machinima making experience. Still quite a good game though.

  • ....comedy nowadays

  • lol

  • Masturebating is a federal crime!!

  • lol so funny

  • omg the montana militia that from pre game lobby series thats a hint for next season of it yay

  • umm... not funny. go to "NO WONT LET YOU" episode two. you will die laughing.

  • dexterboy

  • unsubscribe

  • Who the fuck cares?

  • fail

  • lolz i do that all the time and 2 my freind told me you gotta press alot of buttons

  • voices suck need better voice talent

  • mee ethier probly gay tho id stick with pc

  • lol

  • wow that ummmm................sucked

  • HOW DO U DO IT!

  • Are u stupid

  • soooo... how do you do it???

  • good question. im not rly sure.

  • Cant bungie r stupid

  • no, bungie took it off of live so people cant find a way to exploit the glitch and somehow get an advantage over the other players. get it right.

  • How can you exploit lowering your weapon?

  • Okay, you need to work with the enthusiasm a bit, but that was hilarious! never saw that coming. :P

  • hahahhahahahha lollololololoolololol

    i dident even see that comming LOOOOOOL

  • ahaha xD nice keep it up

  • lol everything is kinda lame, but i laugh my ass off when he "lowered" his weapon

  • Gay, voice actors need some enthusiasm.

  • hahahhahahhahahah

  • how is this not funny its hilarious!

  • Halo is the best game I've ever played, and that coming from me is amazing. Get your facts straight before you criticize something.

  • no shit dumbass

  • lolololol

  • Ummm, WTF????

  • seems rushed...

  • funny lol xD

  • is this really over XBOX live it looks local

  • Its not suppossed to be a tutorial

  • sucks

  • That makes my face cry

  • it was FUCKING FUNNY LOLOL

  • beginning was off, but the ending was haliarious.

  • That was the worst machinima I have ever seen.

  • This deserves Recon armor

  • gay, until the end, that was funny lol!!!

  • yea

  • the ending lol

  • lol it was funny

  • people seriously need to stop making machinima that is exactly how JLHfilms described it.

  • Wow. That machinima had bad acting voices, meaningless plot, and a gay-ass ending all together

  • what's up with the really low bass sounds...was kinda cool lol

  • some ppl do not have a sense of humour if they think this is funny

  • He pulled a Pablo the Mexican Muslim!!!!

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  • i give it a 4/5

    it was worth my time

  • this is funny. I think that they were trying to be bad on purpose, cause I doubt that anyone would believe that this is an okay machinima. This is something that an 11 year old would think to be good. I think that it was like this for a purpose

  • This halo video, and those alike it are extremely gay, and sad.

  • *sigh* Halo machinima has been utterly tarnished, it can be good but Rooster teeth rip offs and digitalph33r (along with his wannabes) keep giving us this crap

  • how do u lower your gun

  • hold right+left bumper, A, down on d pad, (or left, i forget without my controller lol) and click down on left toggle and don't let go till you're weapon dissapears. should only take 3 secs.

  • *cough* XBOX LIVE *cough*

  • Also remember to say Ganesha is great 10 times

    IF you fail to say it under the 3secs it doesn't work either

  • There is a REAL video made by Machinima.

    It shows you how to lower your weapon.

  • voice acting could be better

  • They really need to stop making Halo machinima, its becoming a breeding ground for prepubescent retards that fap to DigitalQu33r.

  • haha your hilarious because i actually hate digitalqueer lol

  • ummmmmmmmmm that was shit

  • lol Borat masturbated in public and he didnt get shot..

  • So true XD

  • I cant believe how judgemental u all are. yeh i didnt find this funny and ive seen better but hey - how many of u have even posted a video on this site. This may be their first attempt and if so theyll improve, if its one of many then their humour is simply different to urs, deal with it. The next time ur judgemental how about posting ur own attempt at a video, see what people say about u. To whoever made this - yeh i didnt particularly enjoy it but hey u tried and if u like it then great job

  • Plenty of people post videos and get positive criticism. They probably are funnier, and better at video and audio production, but maybe it's just luck. Cheers!

  • Funny joke, but not well executed.