most american news channels make fun of anything indian.. yet there government wants to do high tech trade and sell billions worth of equipment to india. that is fucking hypocracy..
Hi.. You do know that this moon mission is quite different from what you are referring in the video.. This is an UNMANNED mission.. and let me break it down.. UNMANNED---> no one is is onboard.. unlike yours..
Plus last time I checked.. Obama has closed all the space programs.. NASA is having identity crisis now... so setting the facts straight.. Indian space program is way better than US ones.. considering US dont even have one.. :)
It is said if your firend is also in friend list of your enemy than he is not your friend and USA is playing two sided game froma very long time whether it is in case of Pakistan or China. If all of migrants from Asia stops working in USA than you won't be able to compete with India and China for the following year and remember its not a joke.
@kl1567@kaman2020 .. whats with the vanity.. Some ppl do mock.. but this is just light hearted fun.. nothing insulting here.. stop beating yourselves up.. en stop getting offended by every video you see .. take it easy..
People say "the last time I visited India I saw less beggars and starving children than on previous visits". India must decide for themselves where they will invest their wealth. It's a pity not every one gets enough to eat.
@Steve84081 Steve do you know the population of India and why there is poverty in India? Americans should stop giving lectures to the world on what to do and what not to do. You are not the big daddy of this world and you should better act like one because this is a good time to do that. Else your horribly scary bad economy will go for a noose dive one more time..Recently Obama came to India for business.. can you guess why? bcz India has biggest middle class which is bigger than USA's populatio
@Southiedesi, I agree 100% with you. U do seem to have a hate for America though. Why mention them ? I am an Australian and have never been to to USA. My comments never even mentioned America. So why the hate?
Marta, India just accomplished a space feat that was 100 time more extraordinary than Sputnik! India can deliver a warhead to any where on Earth with significant damage! That's just to get your attention. Also, it is being shown to the World that it has the industrial, economic and political resolve to match any nation on Earth to explore our solar system. Doing a '40 years ago' brag is saying... Well, if you can't get off your ass... you might have to move over.
Hey ! Can u make some really sarcastic video about how all the WORLD NATIONS waste their MONEY on STUPID MISSIONS LIKE MOONS and stuff. I mean it wld b great to use humor to beat some sense in pple !!! good luck
Hey ! Can u make some really sarcastic video about how all the WORLD NATIONS waste their MONEY on STUPID MISSIONS LIKE MOONS and stuff. I mean it wld b great to use humor to beat some sense in pple !!! good luck
were did u got the stats from, im indian still doubt it.
even if there r people of indian origin in NASA , INDIA CANT CLAIM THAT India produced those scientists n engis coz they r da graduates from US universities
and r citizens of USA.
even if there r indians in nasa as u say
theres nothin to take pride in that as all of them chose USA & instead of india only for better salaries indians should feel ashamed 4 producing people who never contribute to india
@AKATECHSUPPORT where do you guys get these kind of stats? seriously I mean this is the biggest BS done by Indians on the internet. By such posts I feel ashamed. This all is lies and nothing is there to support this claim! stop this BS please.
@saikiranoruganti most of my parents friends are actually indian doctors and scientists, try calling microsoft tech support guess who your going to get? same with IBM & and Intel. I used to be a teachers aid last year in HS and when i called xerox 50% of the time an indian would pick up. And did you know that 5/10 of diamonds made are mined in India?.And i got the data from an article from the Times of India. And do you know the co creator of the USB is indian too his name is Ajay Bhatt.
lol americans keep laughing at everyone else when the whole world is laughing at them... sad uncle sam doesn't realise that its too late to put on his pants back on now while asia is soon becoming he hub of the 21st century, especially india and china, out to become global super-powers, and america is billions in debt and its economy is ruined.
i cannt unerstand y this channel is making fun of moon mission ..Indian moon mission and NASA moon minerology space vehicle...have discoverd a major finding in history of humankind..pRESENCE OF WATER IN MOON....
@gnooze Looks like you are not doing a good job since you have to inform the viewer that you are doing a satire. It looked like you were mocking rather than satire.
@gnooze oh the moon...totally nailed? armstrong's WALK on the moon is FAKE. look for information on the internet....his WALK was a MANIPULATED video. the american flag FLUTTERS in the video while there is NO atmosphere on the moon...and there was DUST coming off when armstrong took walks...which CANT HAPPEN again on a g/6 surface.
India would be the pioneer in space because its cost to launch are fraction of US or Russians and it would be another outsource Industry for India where all the countries would outsource to India for space programs.
The Indian lunar mission surveyed the lunar surface to produce a complete map of its chemical characteristics and 3D topography...something which wasn't done before. Guess some stuff are not for everyone to understand.
Still some americans are confused whether they really landed on the moon some says it was fake! and some says they really landed on moon and saw stange things (O_O)!
One thing great about America is "being able to laugh on our own deeds" and I am an Indian. For some reason I dont feel intimidated or insulted by this video. This is a satirical comedy video (Just look at the portion where Iraq was mentioned). I am fully with the Anchor as long as she did not say any thing insulting (and I believe she did not, she just stated the fact that US sent space crafts to moon in 1969, some 40 years back, really an unbelievable achievement for the entire mankind).
Exactly! Thank you! And really, I'm making fun of America more than anything else by satirizing us as incredibly arrogant (though it's really not too far off base for some members of our population). I think India's moon mission is fantastic!
As I've commented more than once since this video was uploaded several months ago, this is satire, not straight news reporting. These are not my views - it's a sendup. No insult intended! I think India's launch is a fabulous accomplishment!
if every "white" lady cms scantly clad to a country that dresses modestly and if ur stupid Hollywood Media shows every white woman has prancing whore fucking in baywatch and sleeping with every other guy on her first date, wat sort of message do u think ur sending to the world!!! "white women r whores for free" & thy r
and v r not the ones who r rubbing tan oil and sleeping naked in the beach.. u wanting to be brown and tan skined.. so ur the ones who wish to be brown!!! admit it.. u retard..
Nalanda was a pre-islamic university which was built 400yrs before muhammad.. u dum ass.. u cant even read stuff u retard, can u even spell University?
fuck u.. v r not the ones who r haveing 50% divorce rate and teen pregnancy abortion problem..
Nalanda accommodated over 10,000 students and 2,000 teachers.The university was considered an architectural masterpiece and it had students and scholars from Korea,Japan,China,Tibet,Indonesia,Persia,Turkey. It was the 1st residential university whr students whr given rooms & accommodation.. it had observatories & libraries..clearly it wasnt a hut.
u need to get a life..its not others troubles that r bothering u.. its ur own frustrations in life, getting angry at othrs problems wont solve urs.
ur just the dumbest fuck i have meet on the net... ur problem is not india or the poor.. its ur fucken frustration and inferiority complex... u fucken pigs use 85% of the world resource... so fuck u if we took a few jobs.. and the poor r poor becoz u christian pigs divided ppl and land.. and ya fuck hindusims too.. u retard..
Dude, chill. From weeks/months of arguing on the net, one thing you eventually realise is that you can't change the world by arguing with two guys on the net. Don't bother, save your energy and breath, live a couple of years longer!
actually i completely agree..! world is and was always full of people who believe in stupid things a few of us rational ppl are not going to change these monkeys... it just wont work..
I feel so pity and sorry for your lack of knowledge , The mathematics you so called western genius dudes used to reach the moon.. " Like Yeah Dude when was It 1969 uhhhhh" was actually been there & done that by indians hundreds of years before you ,
do some research on maths and india's contribution to the world regarding the same,we f**kin Taught the world how to count we invented the zero
I'm sorry you took my satirical caricature to be my personal opinion. Satire requires a basic level of knowledge in which I assure you I'm quite well versed.
all ur calculations,Which your brag about have most of them have been invented in Ancient China And India , where was the zero Invented ?, the pie etc etc , the current maths that u guys are using have been there and done that and invented by then indians in "when was it maybe 1500 years ago "DUDE " now buzz off
It's great to see that America and India - World's oldest and best democracy, working well together in Space technology. We all have much to learn from each other.
I'm glad India got to the moon before China. China shamefully relies on Russian (Caucasian) technology, with Russian help, today, hahaa.. Sohouzzzzzz cap!!
Oh come on Indians. I am Indian too and we can be proud of our achievement but she didn't mean to offend us. I think this video was really funny. THUMBS UP..!! :-)
Sorry if you're offended, but these aren't MY opinions. I just look at how people react to things and make jokes. I personally think India's achievements are great.
by the way, if you really want to do indian accent, listen to indians and not some show (the simpsons) which is creation of somebody who has no knowledge of it..try to copy people like aishwarya rai, etc..try doing that rather than something which is your own inventions..just a suggestion
we, Indian appreciate that US did made to moon long ago. But you have to appreciate that India reached moon at a much lower price and with more success rate than US did.
There is no doubt US is ahead of all these but India will catch the race soon. From India, the world learnt to count 0,1,2,3.. and one day soon India will lead the counting, but with mutual respect and love and not with hatred and contempt.
I know my Indian accent is not very good - gnooze isn't about perfect impressions. It's meant to be much sillier, almost absurdist. Sorry you think it's garbage.
no..no..lolz...the news was funny, and i loved it the indian part would have been more funny if the accent was done right...lolz...sorry if i was rude..my bad
No worries - glad you liked the other parts. I'm fully aware of how bad my accents are (my Australian one is the worst)! :) It's all part of the gag (though I do try to improve all the time).
why do you guys have to make fun of the accent.You dont have to make fun of accents to sound funny. you can use other decent ways as well. Anyways. I dont care!
My pleasure. Your attempt was very good hun, don't stop! Our world is full of boring people who don't take chances, we need more people like you who make it fun. ;)
UR kind of funny. But what's funnier though is that NASA never sent any human on the Moon. 35% of the world community knows that its the most costliest movie ever made till date. And the rest 75% simply don't know the fact that we never left the earth's protective cover. And ya, if those Indian scientists are doing something, I bet NASA is eager to get infon and knowge 4M them.
I probably didn't have to tell you all these bcoz u r just tryg to be funny without "Logics"
Uh, Marta? I know the economy is low but don't you have enough money to get a haircut that doesn't look like you used a bowl to cut your bangs? I liked the other haircut better. I know, I'm gonna be hated on here now. C'mon it's just a comment!! Sorry.
Marta,Marta,Marta , You don't need to improve anything your charm is the big sell, you see the beauty of the gnooze ,is the "G" is silent? The truth will always come forth... Nice hair, and great job telling the talking heads where to get off...
Had to get back with this one. Good news the illegal immigration problem is solved according to MSN things have gotten so bad in the US that illegal immigrants are going home. So you see every cloud does have a silver lining.
even after the obvious faliure of free markeeters in america this americna gen manmonan singh ( a person who is not only unlelected but unelectable-he sttod for lower house of parliament but was throughly defeated by the elctorate-then he entered parliament through uppwer house-like house of lords from where he is not supposed to become
this manmhan singh is a charlaton whose theory fits with fit with Milton Friedman's
I love you and all, but the bangs are not the look for you. If it is any consolation to you, your YouTube page also looks like an eight year old made it. Extra points for consistency. Whoop whoop!!!
I liked the lighter next to the Benjamin's... sometimes i crunch them all up, you know like: "fuc* u monetary system, your built in SLAVERY'S house" but then Im like, if I burn ya what will I trade for food! Dontya know.
Marta; may you make a billion dollars; before it isn't worth anything. I like your web site. and please, please never let some hotshot LA agent talk you into getting rid of THE GAP! It sets you apart from the plastic women there. Keep rockin' on girl!
ha ha, this girl has a great sense of humor. what she says is true, although i am proud of my country's achievement
anilsreedhar1973 1 month ago
yet their government
tarybb2009 2 months ago
most american news channels make fun of anything indian.. yet there government wants to do high tech trade and sell billions worth of equipment to india. that is fucking hypocracy..
tarybb2009 2 months ago
Hi.. You do know that this moon mission is quite different from what you are referring in the video.. This is an UNMANNED mission.. and let me break it down.. UNMANNED---> no one is is onboard.. unlike yours..
Plus last time I checked.. Obama has closed all the space programs.. NASA is having identity crisis now... so setting the facts straight.. Indian space program is way better than US ones.. considering US dont even have one.. :)
Mr901234567 3 months ago
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who found water on moon, bitch?? :P :P India, this very chandrayaan mission...so shut up
that's how we nail it
2006rohitpradhan 3 months ago
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2006rohitpradhan 3 months ago
It is said if your firend is also in friend list of your enemy than he is not your friend and USA is playing two sided game froma very long time whether it is in case of Pakistan or China. If all of migrants from Asia stops working in USA than you won't be able to compete with India and China for the following year and remember its not a joke.
MasterSinghAmit 5 months ago
haha, very funny
USA wait for next 25 years (2035) and you will not be in positiont to mind Global Business, especially in case of INDIA and Chna.
MasterSinghAmit 5 months ago
haha, very funny
MasterSinghAmit 5 months ago
well done you are quiet well but you know Indian mathematician many difficult number problem in 1100 year earlier you know my mean
visu052 5 months ago
nice work beauty i like it
spydikondala37 5 months ago
cool hair style :)
naveensringeri 11 months ago
Why dont you speak about the US supporting Pakistan... ! I think u ll understand... ! I am from india...! have a nice day..! :)
chandrasekarmk 1 year ago 5
@kl1567 @kaman2020 .. whats with the vanity.. Some ppl do mock.. but this is just light hearted fun.. nothing insulting here.. stop beating yourselves up.. en stop getting offended by every video you see .. take it easy..
Fello Indian
WatashiMichio 1 year ago
People say "the last time I visited India I saw less beggars and starving children than on previous visits". India must decide for themselves where they will invest their wealth. It's a pity not every one gets enough to eat.
Steve84081 1 year ago
@Steve84081 Steve do you know the population of India and why there is poverty in India? Americans should stop giving lectures to the world on what to do and what not to do. You are not the big daddy of this world and you should better act like one because this is a good time to do that. Else your horribly scary bad economy will go for a noose dive one more time..Recently Obama came to India for business.. can you guess why? bcz India has biggest middle class which is bigger than USA's populatio
Southiedesi 1 year ago
@Southiedesi, I agree 100% with you. U do seem to have a hate for America though. Why mention them ? I am an Australian and have never been to to USA. My comments never even mentioned America. So why the hate?
Steve84081 1 year ago
bloody retard...
silverthunderable 1 year ago
Marta, India just accomplished a space feat that was 100 time more extraordinary than Sputnik! India can deliver a warhead to any where on Earth with significant damage! That's just to get your attention. Also, it is being shown to the World that it has the industrial, economic and political resolve to match any nation on Earth to explore our solar system. Doing a '40 years ago' brag is saying... Well, if you can't get off your ass... you might have to move over.
TheLostHibiki 1 year ago
Hey ! Can u make some really sarcastic video about how all the WORLD NATIONS waste their MONEY on STUPID MISSIONS LIKE MOONS and stuff. I mean it wld b great to use humor to beat some sense in pple !!! good luck
MrSunny29 1 year ago
Hey ! Can u make some really sarcastic video about how all the WORLD NATIONS waste their MONEY on STUPID MISSIONS LIKE MOONS and stuff. I mean it wld b great to use humor to beat some sense in pple !!! good luck
MrSunny29 1 year ago
wish you looked better
paragpandit 1 year ago
i think now we human will fight over moon as earth is divided by territories, terrorists and poverty
joydeep75 1 year ago
i appreciate gnooze for presenting indian moon mission news in your clipping in a positive way.
also, anchor's funny attempt in speaking Indian accent is limited to humour only.
if the anchor's intention was to mock Indian accent in a satirical way,then even we can mock American accent.
importantly, we Indians follow british english as british english is the "standard english".
sumbab 1 year ago 6
gnooz,keep on watching MTV.Your IQ wont do you any favours.
dushyantx 1 year ago 4
36% of NASA scientists are Indians. Enough said.
kaman2020 2 years ago 65
@kaman2020
were did u got the stats from, im indian still doubt it.
even if there r people of indian origin in NASA , INDIA CANT CLAIM THAT India produced those scientists n engis coz they r da graduates from US universities
and r citizens of USA.
even if there r indians in nasa as u say
theres nothin to take pride in that as all of them chose USA & instead of india only for better salaries indians should feel ashamed 4 producing people who never contribute to india
charbi88 1 year ago
@kaman2020 38% of doctors in USA are Indians.
12% scientists in USA are Indians.
36% of NASA scientists are Indians.
34% of Microsoft employees are Indians.
28% of IBM employees are Indians.
17% of INTEL scientists are Indians.
13% of XEROX employees are Indians.
AKATECHSUPPORT 1 year ago 4
@AKATECHSUPPORT where do you guys get these kind of stats? seriously I mean this is the biggest BS done by Indians on the internet. By such posts I feel ashamed. This all is lies and nothing is there to support this claim! stop this BS please.
saikiranoruganti 1 year ago
@saikiranoruganti most of my parents friends are actually indian doctors and scientists, try calling microsoft tech support guess who your going to get? same with IBM & and Intel. I used to be a teachers aid last year in HS and when i called xerox 50% of the time an indian would pick up. And did you know that 5/10 of diamonds made are mined in India?.And i got the data from an article from the Times of India. And do you know the co creator of the USB is indian too his name is Ajay Bhatt.
AKATECHSUPPORT 1 year ago
@AKATECHSUPPORT go check the link I posted on your profile
saikiranoruganti 1 year ago
@kaman2020 there is no proff of 36% Indians being in NASA. Kindly stop this bogus!
saikiranoruganti 1 year ago
lol americans keep laughing at everyone else when the whole world is laughing at them... sad uncle sam doesn't realise that its too late to put on his pants back on now while asia is soon becoming he hub of the 21st century, especially india and china, out to become global super-powers, and america is billions in debt and its economy is ruined.
sesshy34 2 years ago 6
Well, kinda true. Americans lack humility and dey dunno how to respect others.
Though, China is coming out as more mature and responsible power.
tovishal2001 1 year ago
i cannt unerstand y this channel is making fun of moon mission ..Indian moon mission and NASA moon minerology space vehicle...have discoverd a major finding in history of humankind..pRESENCE OF WATER IN MOON....
kl1567 2 years ago 43
I'm not making fun! I think the Indian moon mission is awesome!
It's just satire - if it's making fun of anyone, it's self-important Americans.
gnooze 2 years ago 9
@gnooze Looks like you are not doing a good job since you have to inform the viewer that you are doing a satire. It looked like you were mocking rather than satire.
CIAMossadRAWagent 1 year ago
@gnooze oh the moon...totally nailed? armstrong's WALK on the moon is FAKE. look for information on the internet....his WALK was a MANIPULATED video. the american flag FLUTTERS in the video while there is NO atmosphere on the moon...and there was DUST coming off when armstrong took walks...which CANT HAPPEN again on a g/6 surface.
2hellwdignorance 5 months ago
@gnooze btw....did you know that neil armstrong's moon walk was FAKE? check it out on youtube since you seem to be keen on self important yankees!
2hellwdignorance 4 months ago
@kl1567
jaysingh6418 11 months ago
Funny :-). I think Lunar trips is easier to accomplish from India than from the US as moon is lot closer to India than the US.. :-)
prahaladr 2 years ago
i like you. tare ma ke chut. tare fudi ma mara lund
makelole .love you a lot
MrPoplove1 2 years ago 5
@MrPoplove1 HhAHAHAH Same with me buddy.....arre mere bhai kyu aapna land kharab kar raha hai.... use naril tree se substitute kar....
Yashyennam 2 years ago 3
now it will be interesting to see who lands on mars first! it might be usa, russia, china or india!
kingoku1 2 years ago 2
Id hit it
PunkMartyr 2 years ago
India would be the pioneer in space because its cost to launch are fraction of US or Russians and it would be another outsource Industry for India where all the countries would outsource to India for space programs.
vjny 2 years ago 5
Commander Krishan Dixit is the first man on Mars. And He is Indian.
presidentOrangutan 2 years ago 7
i like your hair...like it was in october haha
brut88plus 2 years ago
no Indian has any doubt abt their moon mission...
but, americans themselves dont trust their mission to moon...... lol
phanide 2 years ago 5
India reached there in first attempt :) .....
vermixtube 2 years ago 7
A great achievement.. She is ignorant bragging bitch.....
ravishethwala 2 years ago 5
yawn
LordLebu 2 years ago
The Indian lunar mission surveyed the lunar surface to produce a complete map of its chemical characteristics and 3D topography...something which wasn't done before. Guess some stuff are not for everyone to understand.
cidrose 2 years ago 2
lol..nasa ws never thr.. XD
There aint any US flag their .....hopefully when u guys will develop ur nasa nd actrually go to moon after 10-20 years..
U'LL FIND THE TRICOLORED FLAG THERE! ;)
EnigmaticMayur 2 years ago 4
69 hey cant wait till INDIA goes on the moon and realizes oh yea where is the usa flag oh thats right its not there. LOL LOL LOL
luckyceltic69 2 years ago 5
YEA 69 hey , wait till INDIA goes on the moon, and oooppsss where is the usa flag???????????oh its not there.
luckyceltic69 2 years ago
Still some americans are confused whether they really landed on the moon some says it was fake! and some says they really landed on moon and saw stange things (O_O)!
2609237 2 years ago
NOO ONE HAS 1 FUCKIN PROOOF TAT AMAERICANS LANDED ON MOON !!! lol...
greenday8992 2 years ago
is marta castello italian???
is it ??
asokaaaa 2 years ago
Nope, Irish & Portuguese.
gnooze 2 years ago
by the way , loved ur indian accent , especially the word 'community' & 'happy'
we do speak like that. lol
asokaaaa 2 years ago 2
Americans were on the moon????????????
They just faked it. Therefore, cut the shit baby!
sonyuk143 2 years ago 4
Americans went to moon nearly seven times. Let India or china can solve ur Q by finding US flag and Apollo mission remains
Muralidharan001 2 years ago
Americans went to moon 40 years ago and they still don't know anything about Moon soil. ROFLMAO! Good joke.
tovishal2001 1 year ago 6
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sonyuk143 2 years ago
funny shit here xD
jagg3d91 2 years ago
I'd like to go to the moon with Marta Castello! come back and say --- "I totally nailed it"!!
presidentOrangutan 2 years ago 6
ROTFL lol
hari8028 2 years ago
americans are comedians, lol
nicechamp 2 years ago
Is this supposed to be a comedy show?
srujanmims 2 years ago
One thing great about America is "being able to laugh on our own deeds" and I am an Indian. For some reason I dont feel intimidated or insulted by this video. This is a satirical comedy video (Just look at the portion where Iraq was mentioned). I am fully with the Anchor as long as she did not say any thing insulting (and I believe she did not, she just stated the fact that US sent space crafts to moon in 1969, some 40 years back, really an unbelievable achievement for the entire mankind).
asokjan08 2 years ago 4
Exactly! Thank you! And really, I'm making fun of America more than anything else by satirizing us as incredibly arrogant (though it's really not too far off base for some members of our population). I think India's moon mission is fantastic!
gnooze 2 years ago 2
@asokjan08 What about the Russians launching Yuri Gagarin in 1961?
I'm sure that that wasn't anything special.
RomeoSOF2 1 year ago
@RomeoSOF2 Russians launching Yuri, Americans sending Neil and Mars rover all these are wonderful and important events for mankind. :)
saikiranoruganti 1 year ago
i think we knew about the moon and a bit more in our ancient days than this stupid "news reporter" thinks. woo hoooooooooooooooooooo
independence8 2 years ago 2
As I've commented more than once since this video was uploaded several months ago, this is satire, not straight news reporting. These are not my views - it's a sendup. No insult intended! I think India's launch is a fabulous accomplishment!
gnooze 2 years ago
well i don't understand what u just said but sorry for misunderstanding then! woo hoooooooooooooo!!!!!!
independence8 2 years ago 2
ya..just becoz u got cheated by some dumb ass doesnt mean ever1 is like that.. more over u fuckwards hv stolen enough from us..
KarthikSoun 2 years ago
yes it does.
how come every white lady that goes to ur country says she has been abused in one way or another by indian men??
u guys are desparate. and wish to be white!! admit it.
shammy209 2 years ago
if every "white" lady cms scantly clad to a country that dresses modestly and if ur stupid Hollywood Media shows every white woman has prancing whore fucking in baywatch and sleeping with every other guy on her first date, wat sort of message do u think ur sending to the world!!! "white women r whores for free" & thy r
and v r not the ones who r rubbing tan oil and sleeping naked in the beach.. u wanting to be brown and tan skined.. so ur the ones who wish to be brown!!! admit it.. u retard..
KarthikSoun 2 years ago 3
Nalanda was a pre-islamic university which was built 400yrs before muhammad.. u dum ass.. u cant even read stuff u retard, can u even spell University?
fuck u.. v r not the ones who r haveing 50% divorce rate and teen pregnancy abortion problem..
KarthikSoun 2 years ago
Nalanda accommodated over 10,000 students and 2,000 teachers.The university was considered an architectural masterpiece and it had students and scholars from Korea,Japan,China,Tibet,Indonesia,Persia,Turkey. It was the 1st residential university whr students whr given rooms & accommodation.. it had observatories & libraries..clearly it wasnt a hut.
u need to get a life..its not others troubles that r bothering u.. its ur own frustrations in life, getting angry at othrs problems wont solve urs.
KarthikSoun 2 years ago
shammy209.. as for Universities go read wats nalanda and taxila..
KarthikSoun 2 years ago
ur just the dumbest fuck i have meet on the net... ur problem is not india or the poor.. its ur fucken frustration and inferiority complex... u fucken pigs use 85% of the world resource... so fuck u if we took a few jobs.. and the poor r poor becoz u christian pigs divided ppl and land.. and ya fuck hindusims too.. u retard..
KarthikSoun 2 years ago
We built our 1st University 2000yrs back.. haha ur country not even 300yrs old.. lol.. ur just 1700yrs late.. :D
KarthikSoun 3 years ago
Dude, chill. From weeks/months of arguing on the net, one thing you eventually realise is that you can't change the world by arguing with two guys on the net. Don't bother, save your energy and breath, live a couple of years longer!
=D
p.s. before you bash me, i'm indian too :)
ckannan90 2 years ago 2
actually i completely agree..! world is and was always full of people who believe in stupid things a few of us rational ppl are not going to change these monkeys... it just wont work..
i am breathing now.. =D :P
KarthikSoun 2 years ago
Haha funny! couldn't control laughing. Keep 'em comin'.
ShivKumarBatalavi 3 years ago
u fucks never landed on the moon watch videos on youtube that show that it was fake! lol
puncru 3 years ago
I feel so pity and sorry for your lack of knowledge , The mathematics you so called western genius dudes used to reach the moon.. " Like Yeah Dude when was It 1969 uhhhhh" was actually been there & done that by indians hundreds of years before you ,
do some research on maths and india's contribution to the world regarding the same,we f**kin Taught the world how to count we invented the zero
soniameh 3 years ago
I'm sorry you took my satirical caricature to be my personal opinion. Satire requires a basic level of knowledge in which I assure you I'm quite well versed.
gnooze 3 years ago
glad to hear that
soniameh 3 years ago
all ur calculations,Which your brag about have most of them have been invented in Ancient China And India , where was the zero Invented ?, the pie etc etc , the current maths that u guys are using have been there and done that and invented by then indians in "when was it maybe 1500 years ago "DUDE " now buzz off
soniameh 3 years ago
u.s got independence on July 4, 1776.
whereas India got independence on august 15,1947.
compared to the u.s it got very little time to prove itself.The difference is more than 225 years.
just wait and see India will become a super power in the future.
zzz2109 3 years ago 3
boring!!!
zzz2109 3 years ago
lol i love your india accent!
aliencurv 3 years ago
It's great to see that America and India - World's oldest and best democracy, working well together in Space technology. We all have much to learn from each other.
I'm glad India got to the moon before China. China shamefully relies on Russian (Caucasian) technology, with Russian help, today, hahaa.. Sohouzzzzzz cap!!
zellowmicka 3 years ago 4
India beat china to the moon, :))
zellowmicka 3 years ago 2
do you realise how significant that is? :)
binoyrakesh 3 years ago
This comment has received too many negative votes show
So if India can send a space ship to the moon why does it still need billions of dollars in "aid"?
roksancastle 3 years ago
haha.. india doesn't need any aid.. it's the US who needs it in the present economic crisis.. US now owes most of the countries..
amdabst 3 years ago 7
India gets aid from the US....Which decade r u living in?
aryanvedanta 3 years ago 4
easy. thats coz the indian moon mission does not cost the billion dollars. all of it was around $70 million!
marcabane 3 years ago
aid? what the fuck? i bet anything in the world u are an american and if u are i'm not surprised
canuck1980 3 years ago
Oh come on Indians. I am Indian too and we can be proud of our achievement but she didn't mean to offend us. I think this video was really funny. THUMBS UP..!! :-)
add20000 3 years ago 2
really coz i dont know all i heard was "yah we are americans better than everybody stop sucking up dude
canuck1980 3 years ago
i like it :))
thebirthofsecondjuly 3 years ago
If NASA does not find moon mysterious then why is it sending LRO(Lunar Reconnaisance Orbiter) next year?
If everything Chandrayaan-1 is doing is done before then why does it have 5 foreign probes including those from NASA, ESA etc?
dbca999 3 years ago 4
I just wish u had done a better Indian impression.Try watching NDTV and IBN7.News channels.
musicaltomboy 3 years ago
damn, India successfully shot the moon SO HARD, with 5760 km/h. That hurts
zoukun777 3 years ago
have you heard the hare and tortoise story?
axw11 3 years ago
wat a bullshit video...cant appreciate or acknowledge anything that people are doing..
stillwater82 3 years ago
Sorry if you're offended, but these aren't MY opinions. I just look at how people react to things and make jokes. I personally think India's achievements are great.
gnooze 3 years ago
by the way, if you really want to do indian accent, listen to indians and not some show (the simpsons) which is creation of somebody who has no knowledge of it..try to copy people like aishwarya rai, etc..try doing that rather than something which is your own inventions..just a suggestion
stillwater82 3 years ago
wait a minute, is that you? :o
I thought its some new agency..lol good work!!!
bennyagp 3 years ago
No, just me. Doing some satirical stuff. :) I will say as someone generally fascinated by space, I think India's moon landing is awesome! WTG!
gnooze 3 years ago
I'm very sorry! I was looking at the videos with proud, when I saw yours I was pissed off...just delete my previous comment! good luck! ;-)
bennyagp 3 years ago
we, Indian appreciate that US did made to moon long ago. But you have to appreciate that India reached moon at a much lower price and with more success rate than US did.
There is no doubt US is ahead of all these but India will catch the race soon. From India, the world learnt to count 0,1,2,3.. and one day soon India will lead the counting, but with mutual respect and love and not with hatred and contempt.
wxyz2abcd 3 years ago 7
I think u are a very sensible person.We need leaders like you.U spoke wat I thought but with more politeness and humility.
Has anyone went to Delhi and seen the Iron Pillar?It hasn't rusted till now.Shows what progress India had made in metal tech. at that time.
I dunno why ppl think abt India as the land of curry and so on and so forth.Why are ppl envious when they've alrdy gotten to the moon?
In the economy these days,Isnt it an achievement to go to the moon at this price?
musicaltomboy 3 years ago
India launched it this year.
But the US made a fake in 69'. U know wat am saying
hprabhu 3 years ago 12
its been proven that the us did in fact land on the moon
Rickrd09 3 years ago
Out of curiosity, why aren't they sending anyone to the moon these days?
rne18145 3 years ago
@hprabhu No they didn't fake it.
saikiranoruganti 1 year ago
Wow..her indian accent is terrible..beyond garbage!!!...and i am Indian
skinnynerd03 3 years ago
I know my Indian accent is not very good - gnooze isn't about perfect impressions. It's meant to be much sillier, almost absurdist. Sorry you think it's garbage.
gnooze 3 years ago
no..no..lolz...the news was funny, and i loved it the indian part would have been more funny if the accent was done right...lolz...sorry if i was rude..my bad
skinnynerd03 3 years ago
No worries - glad you liked the other parts. I'm fully aware of how bad my accents are (my Australian one is the worst)! :) It's all part of the gag (though I do try to improve all the time).
gnooze 3 years ago
hey great video! I'm Indian also and I liked your accent, it wasn't perfect but who cares-the attempt is what matters. :)
FYI, India will be sending a manned mission to the moon within a few years to set up a lunar 7-11 and call center. lol
desilinx 3 years ago
Thanks! I'm obviously no dialect coach so I like to think that maybe my terrible attempts add some humor. :)
gnooze 3 years ago
why do you guys have to make fun of the accent.You dont have to make fun of accents to sound funny. you can use other decent ways as well. Anyways. I dont care!
saikiran1711 3 years ago
When I try to do any accent, it's never intended to make fun of it. If anything, I'm making fun of myself and my bad impressions!
gnooze 3 years ago
lolz...
skinnynerd03 3 years ago
sai-because its a funny accent like the chinese, irish, jamaican, etc, chill out dude.
desilinx 3 years ago
I just said it becoz, anyways better I chuck this.
saikiran1711 3 years ago
My pleasure. Your attempt was very good hun, don't stop! Our world is full of boring people who don't take chances, we need more people like you who make it fun. ;)
desilinx 3 years ago
hmmmm ok
saikiran1711 3 years ago
Your indian accent is fabulous :D and so are you!
Rosky12 3 years ago
UR kind of funny. But what's funnier though is that NASA never sent any human on the Moon. 35% of the world community knows that its the most costliest movie ever made till date. And the rest 75% simply don't know the fact that we never left the earth's protective cover. And ya, if those Indian scientists are doing something, I bet NASA is eager to get infon and knowge 4M them.
I probably didn't have to tell you all these bcoz u r just tryg to be funny without "Logics"
Keep it up though!
abhi1413000 3 years ago
Do you have to do the "gnooze" with so much sarcasm?
Darthbelal 3 years ago
This is bullshit... :-) America Never went on Moon!!! Everyone Knows it....
amitkawalkar 3 years ago 2
i also dont belive tht
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not one time --5 time they land on moon?
in b\w 1961-75..bullshit..
if american use there mind and think again
they will find it was fake ..
nipungoyal21 3 years ago
well then it is a pretty smart 8 year old in my opinion
purse88 3 years ago
I think your money is on that tailor-made suit
vainihminen 3 years ago
Я люблю ваш российский акцент! Сделайте больше! The US sneezes, the world catches a cold.
behindhand 3 years ago
my friend and I do web programming and design. I am sure she would be willing to help for an endorsement of her business.
mabutoo 3 years ago 3
Yeah! Kewl. Help Marta.
OlderPete 3 years ago
Uh, Marta? I know the economy is low but don't you have enough money to get a haircut that doesn't look like you used a bowl to cut your bangs? I liked the other haircut better. I know, I'm gonna be hated on here now. C'mon it's just a comment!! Sorry.
randomone23456 3 years ago
agreed...
JamTheMan4Chelsea 3 years ago
I like the hair actually.
mcv42 3 years ago
They didn't go to the Moon in 69 70 71 it was a magic trick just like 911. Buzz and Neil would have been dead from cancer along time ago if they did.
webovisionca 3 years ago
love the new short intro
999bob666 3 years ago
this MILF should do some porn. She will be great...
businessrisk45 3 years ago
nailed the moon? rotfl...thats why nasa struggles to even launch shuttles nowadays...
calvingmail 3 years ago 3
Marta,Marta,Marta , You don't need to improve anything your charm is the big sell, you see the beauty of the gnooze ,is the "G" is silent? The truth will always come forth... Nice hair, and great job telling the talking heads where to get off...
isthatfunny 3 years ago
Had to get back with this one. Good news the illegal immigration problem is solved according to MSN things have gotten so bad in the US that illegal immigrants are going home. So you see every cloud does have a silver lining.
MasterBlasterBR549 3 years ago
Good News. Home Construction is way down, so they made a run for the border.
Jerricho68 3 years ago
Thanks Marta it's nice to know I'm not the only one with no money to save.
MasterBlasterBR549 3 years ago
7th october, 2008
even after the obvious faliure of free markeeters in america this americna gen manmonan singh ( a person who is not only unlelected but unelectable-he sttod for lower house of parliament but was throughly defeated by the elctorate-then he entered parliament through uppwer house-like house of lords from where he is not supposed to become
this manmhan singh is a charlaton whose theory fits with fit with Milton Friedman's
sticky4rod 3 years ago
bad translator program??? Today is oct. 24th;anyways...
Vercingetorix1313 3 years ago
Can anyone here translate gibberish?
Jerricho68 3 years ago
I didn't know that Our P.M. was manmonan singh.I thought he was Mr.Manmohan Singh.
Well..Ill just have to take joy in the fact that u at least know its Singh not singning.
musicaltomboy 3 years ago
I like the bangs and highlights,,,,AWESOME ;)
WulfBand 3 years ago
Just keep doing your thing!
AJAXTHEDRAAK 3 years ago
luv the indian accent! but we tend to over pronounce consonants... just tips for the next time india goes to the moon :D
librano 3 years ago
lav it, its our time :-)
awesome
pinkiMC 3 years ago 2
I love you and all, but the bangs are not the look for you. If it is any consolation to you, your YouTube page also looks like an eight year old made it. Extra points for consistency. Whoop whoop!!!
Jerricho68 3 years ago
I love the little "I hate it" spots. LOL.
kosai19 3 years ago
I liked the lighter next to the Benjamin's... sometimes i crunch them all up, you know like: "fuc* u monetary system, your built in SLAVERY'S house" but then Im like, if I burn ya what will I trade for food! Dontya know.
Vercingetorix1313 3 years ago
Marta, I just don't think you're looking for that money hard enough. Did you check the couch?
Zarbod 3 years ago
You could just loan her the money. The Intergalactic Overlord business sounds very lucrative.
Jerricho68 3 years ago
Posting a comment just to post a comment.
Don't judge me!
holobot 3 years ago
I love it! sometimes thats the way it is lol
Vercingetorix1313 3 years ago
Marta; may you make a billion dollars; before it isn't worth anything. I like your web site. and please, please never let some hotshot LA agent talk you into getting rid of THE GAP! It sets you apart from the plastic women there. Keep rockin' on girl!
Dog480 3 years ago
Love your videos --- keep up the good work!!
ianbialik 3 years ago
I miss the old introduction. Sorry but I'm not a fan of the bangs and I don't know how to set up a web site. But I will keep watching...
hounddog21 3 years ago
very good gnooze, yo.
i like the new 'do, as well :D
keep on keepin on! love gnooze
kaiswellsson 3 years ago
love 5*
darrenwhelan1 3 years ago
Marta You Rock :-) Mike