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  • the problem with the world is the majority of idiots that follow religion, and then make amateur talk shows criticizing an out of date religion.

  • Is anyone else offended?

  • Politic Hicks?

  • omfg this is EPIC

  • LOL if this had dudes talking about offensive things, that like bar would be the other way around!

    lolpeopledon'tlikeoffensivewom­enhumor

  • pho- to - graph. The black girl tryin to b breakin stereotypes. Pro-nun-citation

  • Victoria what happened to you. Your so ignorant.

  • @GunnsandGod

    No offense, but if you are going to call someone ignorant, you should probably use and spell "you're" correctly. Oh, and putting a question mark after your question is good too.

  • Ok, I'm tired of the lightsaber joke, so here are a few new ones I hope catch on

    "That's a nasty scrape your like bar got, was it attacked by a puma?"

    "Oh, your like bar has a nasty rash. Ever thinking of using Banhammer cream on it?"

    "Uh oh, someone said something about your like bar's mother, 'cause he's turning beet red!"

    "I think your like bar has been in the sun too long."

    "uh oh, someone get a fire extinguisher; your like bar is burning to death!"

  • A combined IQ of 1.

  • I'm calling Poe's Law on this.

  • Lol - this is so funny! Move over, Cougartown!

  • Timothy Mcveigh was an atheist and a follower of the Muslim brotherhood. Just research it.

  • @Gary4320 Please be a poe

  • george bush kinda looked like a chimp if you think about it

  • @OurBenefactors

    your point?

    Was that an attempt at being cleaver... funny... thought provoking?

    Get a life.

  • 8:46 "I have no hate."

    Says the woman who started the video by singing a rude song stereotyping Muslims as pedophiles and murderers, and later claims to 'love the Muslim' but 'HATE everything they stand for'.

  • @bijoukaiba The prophet Muhammad married a girl of 6 when he was 53, Muhammad's ethics are considered eternal therefor child marriage is rife in Islam. the prophet also beheaded over 700 Jewish men and boys...all authenticated by their books...maybe that was what she was getting at?

  • lol at 9:10 the stiff woman on the right says "notice how they don't have any joy1"

    LMFAO..

    that cardboard stiff has no joy..just look at her speak, It's like she is dead.

  • timothy McVey is the most prominent terrorist in the US. He was not a muslim. So saying all terrorists are muslims is just really stupid, and not fact based.

  • America was founded on SECULAR principles. Most of the Authors of the constitution were against Christianity and religion.

  • @KillinDaWelfareMCs

    You need a history lesson that is beyond your atheist indoctrination..

    The bible was used as one of the books to teach kids to read in school by our founding fathers. The bible says we are to show others that we are Christians by our love, not demand that they become Christians. Many were devout Christians, but not so closed minded that they discriminated against those who were not of their faith.

  • @jonescomplete I am not a Aethiest, but i'm not a Muslim Jew or Christian.

    Ofcourse the bible was used 300 years ago to teach in the US. It was really available book. America was founded as a secular nation. that is why there is a separation of Church and state. If church was so great America would be a theocracy. It is not.

  • Christians kill gays too.

  • @KillinDaWelfareMCs

    What a ridiculous thing to say...

    Before you post something so bigoted & unfounded you should read the bible... If someone is killing in ’Jesus’ name, they are not a Christian, only a person who sits on a pew.

    Shame on you.

  • That's a weird looking kitchen!!

  • My heart hurts knowing people are so awful and closed minded.

  • Is that Ashley Banks?! ASHLEY BANKS I AM ASHAMED OF YOU AND YOUR FATHER WOULD BE TOO! EVEN CARLETON WOULDN'T PULL THIS TYPE OF SHIT WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?! You used to be a good kid...

  • What the hell is this?!?!

  • Fuck This

  • So raginganne what do you think of the women on "The View"?

  • FAGGOTS! THEY'RE GAY FAGGOTS! (they only respond to hate and volume in equal measure) GOD HATES WOMEN AND BLACK AND WHITE PEOPLE AND FAT LADIES THAT ARE ALMOST CERTAINLY TROLLING (v. jack has to be a troll) GAY FAGS GOD JESUS GOD ISLAM BAD GOD GEORGE BUSH!

  • Lasted 0:57. (Can't stand her bigotry)

  • "All terrorists are Muslims, that's just a fact." Are you fucking kidding me? This is a joke, right?

  • These so called "conservative" American women are a huge disservice and embarrassment to all American people, but especially the true conservatives. Is this the future of America? That's really sad.

  • I'm really having a hard time with this, I'm afraid they are serious...no the disturbing part is I know they are. Ohhh the horror . I wonder if they know how well they would have gotten on with Osama Bin Ladin

  • What are those books doing in the background? Something isn't right here

  • Oh My...Is this real? uh u no thet aluw akbar thingy they sez afore tey cuts ur hed oft er kilz ona tem uh , uh .. u no ona tem thangs wut sez moo...oh ya ona tem cowz. tey maks ta meets muzlem a cells it ta mC downalds fer jezusistians ta aet tens it trns ya muzlam. es an't no shat it hapened to my wif er my sistr wif , now ta bitch won suc my coc no mor coz et ant halal , fuken muzlams

  • A+ Trolling

  • Oh god.. please tell me they are trolling. I'm struggling to watch this. I'm watching this with a palm on my face.

    The ignorance of the blonde woman on the right is just pathetically rotten, but it is not as bad as the stupidity of that cow face. I cringe just by listening to what comes out of it's mouth.

    Dear YouTube community, please flag this. This is an embarrassment to the internet and an embarrassment to the free thinking world.

  • This is so fucking bad!

  • wtf is this...

  • Goddamn you, Poe's Law. Is this shit real or fake!? I can't fucking tell.

  • :O wow!!! where do these guys get their facts???

  • THIS SHOW IS WORST THAN ANYTHING ON FOX NEWS

  • We don't kill gay people we just don't have gay marriage dumbass piece of shit

  • shame on you !

  • I can't quit watching. Victoria Jackson has absolutley lost her mind.

  • @nwajules you can't lose something you never had

  • I think this must be very subtle humor. Nobody is really that dumb.

  • @emkimmel I thought that at first because I just couldn't believe Victoria Jackson would say all that but she has said these kinds of things on talk shows and in other interviews. It's so tragically REAL!!! :-(

  • please tell me they are beeing ironic, cuz no one can be thihis stupidid

  • ur minds r just fucked up n u guys no nothin about other ppls religions

  • Disgusting.

  • ARE PEOPLE REALLY LIKE THIS IS AMERICA??

  • America is the root of ignorance.

  • @cheshc00 Given Given what the woman’s comment above you is stating “standard of fact” checking shouldn’t be a burden or responsibility by political broadcasters. Your comment has no facts in it. It’s an ignorant allegation supported by ignorant individuals who come together and reinforce each other’s ignorance. Let me demonstrate a real “fact” for you. “Ignorance” has been around as long as humanity. America hasn’t not, there for America CANNOT be the “root of Ignorance”.

  • You idiots make me ashamed to be conservative. Congratulations, you've just helped to destroy our party's credibility.

  • ? THIS MAKES NO SENSE.

  • their stupidity is killing me, Help!!! Help me forget about these dumb hypocrites!!!

  • "they're allowed to beat up or behead their wife legally in America"

    hilarious.

  • The singular for alumni is 'alumnus'.

    I think every other reason why this video is moronic has already been discussed.

  • Victoria Jackson psycho-babble. The other ladies look deathly afraid of her...words. And rightly so, nothing she says is accurate or even close to being the truth. Just more fear-mongering from this section of conservative America. When will they learn that people who actually read and don't get their information from talkingheads won't be fooled by their nonsense. Read something other than KKK comic books, ladies.

  • @afakhir na Jackson is'nt crazed. she's just simply a dumb-shit tampon

  • How can you ladies sit there and profess yourselves to be Christians and you are backbiting people. Really! Would Jesus be doing any of that. You ladies are crazy and you need help

  • I really don't know where to begin. You want to talk what Islam tolerates. Please tell me first of all, why do you follow the consistency of Hollywood and discrimination of Black women.  You only have one minority on stage with you. And, she was stupid for being up there. It's truly amazing that you bother speaking about Islam. You don't speak of the crusades, the fact that King James was gay. No matter what people say, the Bible is clear on homosexuality. You all will answer to God

  • LOOOL

  • Wow! FINALLY, REAL WOMEN, TALKING ABOUT REAL TOPICS, PROVIDING REAL SUBSTANCE....... AND THEY ARE ALL BEAUTIFUL !!!! I can't say that about the "females" on the "The View" (Elizabeth Hasselbeck excluded!)

  • oh come on seriously? I think i will kill myself now, for I have no more faith in humanity

  • thumbs UP IF YOU HAVE A BRAIN AND YOUR BRAIN SAYS " THIS IS SO STUPID"

  • PolitiCunts.

    

  • I stopped watching because I am ashamed that these women consider themselves political experts. I am ashamed as a woman, I am ashamed as an American, I am ashamed as a human being. Before spewing hate speech, you need to have legitimate sources. "Having a friend" who said something does not mean that you are speaking fact, and any political correspondent should uphold a certain standard of fact checking before broadcasting. The ignorance in which all of these women speak is abhorrent.

  • @raginganne what are the facts you would like them to know

  • @raginganne Thats funny I've always said the exact same thing about "The View".

  • is this serious? Surely there are not people this dumb!

  • Sarah Palin would complete this coven of shit-heads. Kathy Griffin needs to K.O these bitches.

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  • I totally thought this was a parody at first..turns out nope..just a bunch of dumb asses. How the hell are you supposed to take someone seriously who sounds like they just sucked on a helium tank?

  • The fact that this was aired at all means that producers though there would be people willing to watch it.

    Based on this alone: Respect for Humanity - 70%

  • is this meant to be a satirical comedy show in america?

    

  • So this is the 'alternative to those other liberal-based talk shows'? This liberal is not worried.

  • This is inciteful.

  • This is pure ignorance. Either that or they're really good actors. And by that I mean they're poking fun of conservative views. But they're not funny. At all...

  • Fuck these morons

  • polly dicks

  • Retard alert, RETARD ALERT!

  • this is so unbelievably stupid I'm speechless. These must be the 4 most retarded women on the planet.

  • lets all report this video! because obviously that white fat fuck got dropped on her head when she was young!

  • its promising how many dislikes this video has.

  • This has to be a satire of conservative views

  • All terrorists are Muslims? That's a FACT?

    The IRA are Irish terrorists and they are NOT Muslims!

    The bombing in Norway last year was done by a Christian fundamentalist!

    Just wanted to let you ignorant women know these FACTS.

  • This is a great parody of nutty conservatives! Great job, guys!

    Man, can you imagine if they really were this insane?

  • Wow. I have no words. There is just so much factually wrong with this....

  • Wake me up when these four die. *Chugs 3 bottle of Tylenol PM*

  • haha this is the most ignorant shit I heard in a while..these bithches r pathatic and they dont know shit about Islam..and yeah most of the stuff they said r all made up in the media for americans 2b scared of something..in musilm countries no u dont have the right to beat ur wife,they dont beheaded gays and most of all quraan dont tell u go kill everyone this is just pure stupidity.and bitches plz f u cant let go of 9/11 calculate da massacares done by christians and still on winning bitches

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  • yes i know they are muslims but they mix everything up with their culture... i am a muslim but not an arab and i leave in the middle east and have arab friends... they all believe in stuffs like this especially stoning ones sister to death if she funicates...imagine...

  • ok lets be a little bit fair, they made some stupid points that are kindda true, for example... pedophile marriage, beating of wives (which i find annoying) and beheading of gay people aswell... but what they are mis understanding is that those things are not muslim dids, no offence to anyone but they are rather under the arabs culture... what people always do is generalize everythin arabs do to islam...

  • I wondered what Jackson was up to these days... I was happier before I found out.

  • It is troubling that racism like this can be practiced so openly in America today. Every single point they try to make has been repeated time and time again throughout human history -- Demonizing an entire population to further one's own cause is despicable. Have we learned nothing? Dress them up and surround them with as many books as you can squeeze onto those shelves, you are still left with four truly ugly ignorant racists.

  • I can't wait till all of this generation dies off

  • holy shit!!! wtf is this?

  • i cannot even believe the nonsense that i just watched, these women seriously need some sort of help and need to get educated. they all agree with each other, as if they have no opinion of their own. They most definitely need to get their facts straight, im sorry but even immigrants probably have more common sense and tolerance than all of these women combined. what has this country come to lmao

  • "every terrorist is a muslim" what about the KKK? what about HITLOR? what about the TIMOTHY MCVEIGHS? what about the OLD CRUSADES? what about OKLAHOMA BOMBINGS? what about PALESTINE? What about HEROSHEMA? what about the SLAVE TRADE? What about invading/bombing IRAQ, PAKISTAN,AGHANISTAN, SOMALIA,SUDAN...i can keep going if u want.

  • These people are stupid. I cant believe they are so hateful towards muslims. What they are saying is nuts. These people are hypocrites and and Victoria is a disgrace.

  • Everyone should "report this video" because it is not factual and promotes unwarranted hatred of Muslims.

  • @ousamira1 like fox "news"

    

  • what a joke! Muslims dont waste ur time with these hard headed ignorant idiots!

  • I really feel bad for them. Stupiditis is spreading really fast! Hope I don't get infected.

  • What the fuck is this? These women need to be stopped from reproducing.

  • yup...this video made me stomach turn, incorrect and ignorant, why so much hate?

  • This cannot be real? How embarrassing.

  • omg the muslims are coming to get usssssssssssssssss!

    

  • THE PROPER QUOTE ISukhari :: Book 1 :: Volume 11 :: Hadith 662

    Narrated Anas:

    The Prophet said, "Listen and obey (your chief) even if an Ethiopian whose head is like a raisin were made your chief."

  • the ignorant is the enemy of himself :( They are talking about islam based on what they hear from the media not on what Islam really is.

  • unfortunately this isn't a parody..to criticize a religion without knowing it at all..check axis of evil 2 see arab comedians ... to see such hateful people on the land of america, land of the free, 4 tolerance of all, it is really sad to see such a thing. I am proud to say that i have hindu, christian, muslim friends, and its all lies said about muslims in this vid. I respect all religious. 1 cannot say they hate their religion but have nothing against muslims - I hope you open Ur mind soon

  • @AnizSaira

    Why should I respect a religion?

    religions are fucked up and a serious cancer on society.

    Also, you can still be tolerating to the adherants but completely despise the religion

  • ira are terrorists

    ...arent IRA ..CATHOLIC!???

  • ...the fat chick is pretty annoying

  • Is this supposed to be comedy or is it serious? Is Colbert Super PAC funding this?

  • I thought about buying a ukulele recently. Now I have changed my mind. The ukulele lobby would do well to disown Victoria Jackson.

  • This is just awful.

  • The (willful?) ignorance here is stunning. Once again, embarrassed to be a member of this species...

  • Is this a joke?

  • Is this for real?

  • What a terrifyingly hateful group of women.

  • IS SHE FOR REAL ????????!!!!!!!!

  • These individuals have set the image of women back centuries with just this video alone. Thanks, we needed that.

  • Each of these women need a blunt in their hand and dick in their mouth. Lighten the fuck up.

  • Kermit the Frog needs to control his woman! Turn up, silence Miss Piggy and her ukulele.

  • I think this proves that under no circumstances should the sisters be allowed to do it for themselves.

  • I thought this was satire. After looking them up, I realise it isn't, O_O People like this exist?

  • I mean 'not all Muslims are tourists, but all terrorists are muslims'. Superb parody of the idiotic rubbish that prejudiced inbred, fundamentalist Christians come out with.

    The fat one that can't sing, and does the unfunny songs is and amazing comic creation.

  • This is a joke... right? Does the woman in purple know that she is black? Come on girls get some education. Get out there and meet people....yes that includes muslim people and gay people. Can’t these retards find designer white robes and pointed hats? By the way girls...one of you is a black person. Yes it;s you....the one in purple.

  • i love politic hicks

  • Why all the dislikes? I thought the parody was pretty funny.

  • Down with dictatorship America

  • This has to be some sort of trollage. If not. I do not want to live on this planet anymore.

  • they say muslims mission in life is to murder, the ku klux klan believe there mission is to kill and segregate blacks and they are a christian organisation. "all terrorists are muslim" im from ireland and i'm pretty sure when the IRA killed a bunch of Irish that they were terrorists.

  • "We outnumber them... like 8 to 2 or something." ... lol, try 4 to 1 if you're going to go that route. All of these women are close-minded idiots. I can't believe this isn't a parody. I wish I could sit next to them and filter in some sense into these conversations. Victoria Jackson is the worst. What a joke. Get this woman out of the media.

  • These women are a hot mess.

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  • 211 likes, 4,582 dislikes

    I've never seen #'s quite like the above, must be another HuffPo internet campaign.

    Great show ;o) and if you could have Bill Maher's budget, even better.

  • Read the Quran, Hadith(the other book Muslims have to believe in) and history. Bet you didn't know the first war we, the USA, had as a country was with Muslims? "The Prophet said, ‘Let the negro slave of Dinar perish. And if he is pierced with a thorn, let him not find anyone to take it out for him.... If he [the black slave] asks for anything it shall not be granted, and if he needs intercession [to get into paradise], his intercession will be denied.'" ~Bukhari:V4B52N137 Enough said.

  • "Ham [Africans] begat all those who are black and curly-haired, while Japheth [Turks] begat all those who are full-faced with small eyes, and Shem [Arabs] begat everyone who is handsome of face with beautiful hair. Noah prayed that the hair of Ham's descendants would not grow beyond their ears, and that whenever his descendants met Shem's, the latter would enslave them." ~Tabari II:21

  • "I heard the Apostle say: ‘Whoever wants to see Satan should look at Nabtal!' He was a black man with long flowing hair, inflamed eyes, and dark ruddy cheeks.... Allah sent down concerning him: ‘To those who annoy the Prophet there is a painful doom." [9] "Gabriel came to Muhammad and said, ‘If a black man comes to you his heart is more gross than a donkey's.'" ~Ishaq 243

  • Mohammed referred to Blacks as "raisin heads". (Sahih Al Bukhary vol. 1, no. 662 and vol. 9, no. 256). Mohammed is quoted as saying that Blacks are, "pug-nosed slaves". (Sahih Moslem vol. 9 pages 46 and 47).Hadith; vol.9:162,163: Muhammad warned that dreams of black women meant disease was forthcoming.

  • @1faithchick7 I KNOW YOUR FACTS ARE WRONG BECAUSE NO TRUE MUSLIM SPELLS "MOSLEM" OR MOHAMMED THIS WAY....

  • [Muhammad] laughed so that one could see his back teeth. He asked me the news and when I told him what had happened, he blessed me. (Tabari 1441) (About the killing of the sleeping shepherd who refused to be Muslim).

  • When he asked who I was I told him that I was one of the [Muslims]. Then he laid down beside me and lifting up his voice began to sing: "I won't be a Muslim as long as I live, nor heed to their religion give." I said (to myself) 'you will soon know' and as soon as the badu was asleep and snoring I got up and killed him in a more horrible way than any man has been killed. I put the end of my bow in his sound eye, then I bore down on it until I it out at the back of his neck. (al-Tabari 1440)

  • When Muhayyisa killed [the Jew] Huwayyisa began to beat him, saying, “You enemy of God, did you kill him when much of the fat on your belly comes from his wealth?” Muhayyisa answered, “Had the one who ordered me to kill him ordered me to kill you I would have cut your head off.” This was the beginning of Huwayyisa’s acceptance of Islam… [Huwayyisa] replied exclaimed, “By God, a religion which can bring you to this is marvelous!” and he became a Muslim. (Ibn Ishaq/Hisham 554)

  • The apostle said, “Kill any Jew that falls into your power.” Thereupon Muhayyisa leapt upon Ibn Sunayna, a Jewish merchant with whom they had social and business relations, and killed him. Huwayyisa was not a Muslim at the time, though he was the elder brother.

  • Muslim (8:3311) - The girl took her dolls with her to Muhammad's house (something to play with when the "prophet" was not having sex with her). Bukhari (6:300) - Muhammad's wives had to be available for the prophet's fondling even when they were having their menstrual period.

  • Make war on them until idolatry is no more and Allah's religion reigns supreme - 8:39 Muhammad is Allah's apostle. Those who follow him are ruthless to the unbelievers but merciful to one another. Through them, Allah seeks to enrage the unbelievers. (62:6)

    - 48:29 Bukhari "The Prophet used to go round (have sexual relations with) all his wives in one night, and he had nine wives." Muslim (8:3309) - Muhammad consummated his marriage to Aisha when she was only nine.

  • Slay them wherever ye find them and drive them out of the places whence they drove you out, for persecution is worse than slaughter. - 2:191 Muslims are harsh against the unbelievers, merciful to one another. - 48:25 O believers, take not Jews and Christians as friends; they are friends of each other. Those of you who make them his friends is one of them. God does not guide an unjust people. - 5:54

    ~ KORAN

    Love your enemies and pray for those who persecute you. ~ Jesus

  • I feel sorry for the US military. They have to put their lives on the line to protect these Goobers.

  • @abdulmismail these are the people the military are proud to be protecting, not bill maher or the view and john Stewart, but you would not no that, Goobers, yea all cowards call Americans called names until you need are help.

  • is that a parody?

  • Um, Christian terrorist bombing abortion clinks. I had to read the Bible in high school for AP English in the US. Not all states have civil unions for gay couples. Fox News is about as popular as all the other news channels combined, if not more. I dare say most talk radio is conservative. I'm pretty sure this show is one big parody, since I haven't heard anything factual from this show.

  • u know nothing about islam

    and stop callin ppl murders, when u stop murdering the muslims countries, womenm, kids and old ppl with no reason .. what do they call ppl like u ?

    and have u ever read quran ?

    peace is not in our eyes .. u find peace in in the words of quran ..

    muslims r amazing .. just stop being jealous and join us to islam ..

    how come u love muslims but u dont love what do they believe in ..

    ur so pathetic and i feel sorry for u ..

    muslima and proud <3

  • @shorny444 Peace, love or happiness is not mentioned in the quran. Life is only a test for the eternal afterlife. This test is based on muslims dedication to genocide and oppression of the kuffar/infidel.

  • What a bunch of ignorant cunts.

  • every muslim is gay, but is every gay a muslim? fox news investigates