Bottom 5 Reaction & Review Movies of 2011

[weeddog420]

which is basically, which is basically just eh, which is basically just,  which is just like ex position

[He11sing920]

@weeddog420 Yes. I stutter. A lot. What is your point?

[TheRadPlayer]

i had expected Boku no Pico to make #1, just on the premise of it being underage Yaoi porn

[AOfan009]

I'm really shocked how the human centipede didn't make this list, despite of it's premise,

it's just three people being stitched anus the mouth, and only Heiter that got any minimal dept.

should I have to keep explain?

[BlindmelonKen]

@Sukuun I think it's pretty obvious that Lucifer Valentine was pissed and lied about the sending the dvds so he could get He11sing's address. Bad move Emer, bad move.

[GreyMatter00Duh]

For some reason, I thought The Room would be in the middle, instead of the Doom Generation, which I thought would be fourth. Other than that, I guess it's a New Year so you can always find... shittier films? Wow, that's not a good thing.

[Sukuun]

Uh oh. I hope Lucifer Valentine isn't going to use your address to do God Knows What.

[Sukuun]

18 dislikes? I guess cross-dressing preteen hentai must hit a cord with a lot of people.

[Sukuun]

I was expecting Rubber or Blood Freak to make the list. Whatev.

It's fascinating how many movies you've watched that are worse than Kickassia, isn't it?

[He11sing920]

@Sukuun There was no way Rubber was going to make this list. Even though the last half of the film was infuriatingly shitty, the first half is genuinely funny and worth watching. Since I found something to enjoy from it (including what still stands as the funniest thing I have ever seen in any R&R), I couldn't put it in the Bottom 5.

[Sukuun]

lol I was hoping Boku No Pico wouldn't get off the hook. It was so bad, you've tried your best to forget it. In later reviews you would mention Kickassia, Slaughtered Vomit Dolls, and August Underground's Mordom as the worst movies you'd ever seen, but rarely did you ever mention Boku No Pico, as if you wanted to forget that you saw it. But I remember how much it traumatized you.

[DR813]

Hey Hellsing, have you heard about a movie called "Have you heard about the Johnsons?" You should definitely check that movie out if you haven't seen it. it's a 30min movie though that you could easily find online. I know you seen some pretty sick and demented movies in your series and that movie is definitely in that category.

[docitbusiness]

@Hellsing920 , just though id let you know that both Metropolis , Nosferatu and Begotten is on youtube . Just in case you decide to watch it sometime

[docitbusiness]

Remake of The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo is a good film , not sure ud like the originals.

Has anyone heard of the film The Keep ?

[JoeyDrunko]

I was expecting Mr. Wrong to be on the list.

[corebore100]

Begotten is something that sounds interesting.

[docitbusiness]

It's a weird black n White fucked up art film , about god and mother nature , it's really weird and bizarre

[docitbusiness]

To be honest I've never seen Metropolis myself but I may nip into town and buy it , it's sounds like a interesting film '. @hellsing929 don't suppose there's a chance you would review Begotten

[He11sing920]

@docitbusiness I've never even heard of Begotten. What is it?

[extremeeXrement1]

@He11sing920 its a black and white movie in negative, its near impossible to see because its mostly white and black with very little grays.god disembowels himself, mother earth rubs his jizz into her vagina, she gives birth to a weird dude, he gets killed by life size jawas mother earth resurrects him then they were killed and eaten alive by jawas, it symbolizes fredrick neichzies quote "God is dead" the director also directed a marylin manson video no kidding

[BloodPump]

@He11sing920 90's Art House film.

[glassessn]

@He11sing920 A surreal experimental black and white film about god committing suicide and blah blah blah. Forgot the rest.

[docitbusiness]

@hellsing920 , have u ever though of reviewing Metropolis or Nosferatu

[He11sing920]

@docitbusiness Actually, I have thought about covering both of those. Specifically, in terms of Metropolis, I think I would want to see the version with the Giorgio Moroder soundtrack.

[BlindmelonKen]

@pekinobo You are aware that every female character in hentai is between the ages 12 and 16 right?

[BlazingMosquito]

Will you ever do a r&r of a hentai version of two girls & one cup. "Bondage Game."

[BlazingMosquito]

@BlazingMosquito You don't have to do it.

[PestileNCe85]

At the FYE I shop at they sell Birdemic for $30. No joke!

[He11sing920]

@PestileNCe85 Yeah, and at a local establishment around here called Pre-Played, you can buy the copy I reviewed for $6.

But, people are willing to go to FYE in the first place, so I think that them paying the ridiculously high prices over there is their own fault. Still, though. Thirty bucks for Birdemic is just criminally expensive.

[PestileNCe85]

@He11sing920 I would never pay that much for a movie in general. Birdemic is on Netflix so I caught it on there, it was just... wow... that hurt!

[Joelaroc7]

@He11sing920 Hey Hellsing, are you going to do any of the Toho monster movies?

[pekinobo]

You should see Ai shimai a.k.a. Immoral sisters, The entire trilogy if you didn´t like Boku no picu. The title alone should give anhint on what to expect. No? What about the undertitles; Immoral Sisters: Two Premature Fruits. Immoral Sisters: Blossoming

Enjoy ^_^

[DrunkenGamingMaster]

I remember when you started this series you said Kickassia was the worst film you've ever seen. Funny how easily it got outclassed by the crapfests you suffered through. Curiously, where would that place on a list of worst R&R film?

[BygPhattyPlus]

Wow, I forgot about Berdemic. I guess I blocked that one out...

[imanadult]

I saw Birdemic thanks to you!...The birds didn't look that bad though, they were high quality gifs and I barely noticed it.

[CaptainMoonlight17]

i really want you to go "august underground" on that birdemic director

[He11sing920]

@CaptainMoonlight17 Not quite. The things I would do to him wouldn't make him giggle like those two in Mordum.

No. The things I would do to him would be more at home in the Hostel movies than in the August Underground films.

[CaptainMoonlight17]

@He11sing920 well in fairness the women at the start of the first one played a good terrified victim

[ghkid7654]

hmmm i was expecting the human centipede to be on this list

[ShaowNecroX101]

I see. Understood. I'm thought underage yaoi would give an edge on the top but I guess wooden acting, annoying kids, and stupid messages of global warming does, indeed, sound painful.

[ShaowNecroX101]

So Bridemic beats Boku.......I'm shocked...

[He11sing920]

@ShaowNecroX101 Well, when I reviewed Birdemic, I said that Boku no Pico was more enjoyable. So, this shouldn't come as that big a surprise.

[StuieX666]

@Emer here's a movie i think you'll enjoy. it's called Art Of the Devil 2 the best damn thai horror/gore flick ive ever seen

[IAMAMEGAMANpunch]

please react to Kung Pow

[VGPorage]

You know that these films are terrible when not even kickassia reach the bottom 5

[Alexandric4]

Dang...the sequel to the movie you hated to much combined with 3D, a gimmick you also hate...it's going to have the destructive power of 5 atom bombs if you ever get your hands on it for R&R

[n1cknak]

Wow and I thought Human Centipede or Cannibal Holocaust was gonna make it on yer lists somehow, I was wrong. Anyway you do take requests do you Mr. He11sing?

[Alexandric4]

@n1cknak He actually liked Cannibal Holocaust

[n1cknak]

@Alexandric4 Yeah I sorta knew, but I'm surprised he thought gay animated porn was more shocking and disturbing than real life animal cruelty.

[Alexandric4]

@n1cknak Considering the kind of disgusting movies he watched that involved sex and/or tons of gore (and the occasional mutilation of the male genitals), that's something for him

[BlindmelonKen]

8:43 I think it's Bible Black that you're thinking about Emer. =/

[NeuGristle87]

@BlindmelonKen Actually, It's Shounen Maid Kuro Kun. Just thought I'd help fill in the blank/

[He11sing920]

@BlindmelonKen No, Bible Black wasn't the one I was thinking of. Gristle named it. It's Shounen Maid Kuro Kun.

I might actually cover Bible Black some day, if only to laugh at the English dub of it.

[BlazeTheMovieFan]

I would never watch a shitty movie twice.

[corebore100]

Oh hell yes, I totally knew that birdemic was going to be number one. It had to be with that damn kid wanting a fucking happy meal.

[Anarkokommunist]

Hellsing, you don't want to see suburban knights. Just...don't. Just do a reaction and review of E3 2012 when it comes around. Seriously, that would be something awesome.

[He11sing920]

@Anarkokommunist That might be a good idea. But, since I don't have any current consoles, and the trailers for games never pique my interest at all, I really don't give a rat's ass about anything that will be announced at E3.

Frankly, I would rather watch Suburban Knights than waste my time with the overhyped nonsense that will be shown at E3.

Wow. Never thought I would find something less interesting than wasting two hours on Suburban Knights.

[Seracinfinity]

@He11sing920 Have you seen The Wickerman?

[Nightmare060]

@He11sing920 SK improves some things from Kickassia and generally does a better parody of fantasy tropes. But it's a similar style of humour and even I must admit some of the jokes really drag out too long. Oh well, at least you will have a good performance from Brad Jones to save some shreds of your sanity.

[kariookami44]

i got off boku no pico and the other one that people wanted you to watch was bondage game,but please watch koisuru bouken because there is only 1 sex scene and you dont even see anything i promise

[ExplosiveOrange]

I would like to see you review Ankle Biters. It's so bad, it makes Twilight look good.

[theperfectone121212]

Wow, I halfway expected Ratatoing to be on this list, but having checked out some of the other films you mentioned (Doom Generation especially), my god, that's pure gold compared to the "gems" on this list.

Speaking of which, how did that Brixar mockbuster rank up?

[He11sing920]

@theperfectone121212 If I were forced to really think about it, Ratatoing would probably have ranked 10th on a list of the 10 worst movies I saw for R&R last year. But, that is just a ballpark estimate on my part, because I never really thought of anything beyond the 5 worst. Ratatoing never even crossed my mind when I made the list because while it was horrid, it was nowhere near as bad as the shit that made the list.

[theperfectone121212]

@He11sing920 Agreed. It's bad in terms of a children's flick, but damn near tolerable compared to the tripe that made the list (Especially The Room)

[armantfe]

when are you going to do a reaction and review of suburban knights?, just curiosity, sorry for the bad english, good video

[owain2222]

if you give me your adress i will send you either battle of los angelis or alice in murderland. god there awfully good

[daggerrun]

Are you excited for birdemic 2012 in 3DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE????

[maggosh]

Thanks for taking my suggestion, man.

[He11sing920]

@maggosh I filmed this on Thursday, man. I was calling it the Bottom 5 before you made the suggestion.

Just thought I would let you know.

[maggosh]

@He11sing920 Well, that's only the third time today I've made myself look like an ass.

[He11sing920]

@maggosh Don't sweat it man. No harm done.