Transexuals

[crhomme]

It's rude and inconsiderate to transexuals everywhere. The language you're using is completely inappropriate and hurtful. You clearly did not put much thought into this video. Why do you have to go so out of your way to hurt minorities? You should be ashamed of your ignorance.

[crhomme]

Wow, this video is disgusting and should be taken off the web. You should be ashamed of yourself.

[kerry1053]

@crhomme -why is this video disgusting to you?

[ErisTheFairest5]

Pockets, I was one of your first few subscribers. I remember seeing 'Final Countdown' thinking "Wow, only 30 subs? this guy is cool!". Congrats on all your success. But I don't know how I missed this song the first time around. Seeing it today for the first time, I found it to be ignorant, insulting, and just plain hateful. You have a right to your opinion, and so do I. You're a closed-minded asshole. I guess you were trying to be funny, but you were basically spreading more hate and ignorance.

[crouts0]

What people don't know is I was wearing womwns clothing during this video. hmm, I wonder if anyone will believe me?

[ErisTheFairest5]

@crouts0 Yes, actually, I do believe you. Homophobes, or transophobes or whatever, are usually the ones with the secrets.

[TheHairofTime]

It was a bit weird and sombre until 2:05, where I loled my face off

[Saione]

ahahah its cool

[PantsThatDontFit]

eeww.

[retrospacegirl]

No wonder you don't have a girlfriend and actually you look like you are transsexual. get a job and quit giving them ass wipe. its no wonder why the human race will never evolve, douche bags like yourself.

[crouts0]

I'm actually in a relationship at the moment. so stfu!

[TheBeeseik]

lolpwnt

[MordenShelleyMusic]

@retrospacegirl I'm his Girlfriend.

[crouts0]

@MordenShelleyMusic sod off!

[hoodieluvas]

You hypocrit, the 'human race' will never evolve unless people like you are open minded about others' sexual orientations. If most people were like you we'd be doomed.

[crouts0]

@hoodieluvas why so serious? people have a joke at other people's expense. its human nature. pretty much the whole of comedy is based on that. and if you can't take a joke then fuck off.

whats the difference between jam and jelly??

I cant jelly my cock in your ass.

[hoodieluvas]

@crouts0

haha, i can take a joke.. what's the difference between a train carridge and a miscarridge?

You can't eat a train carridge :P

[Kalllexxx]

ainaki paremin laulaa ku op

[Canond0rf]

Sehän laulaa nuotilleen-.-''

[Canond0rf]

Aivan!

[thomasdaniel]

brilliant. A bit like Bill Bailey for purposes of comparison;

[dewytes]

pissed myself laughing awesome! keep it up guys

[pameygab]

It's like Weird Al Yankovic mix with Jack Black... Asorry dude ja ja ja t the end it's funny .... Man but why???.... why???

[J0EYD0DD]

anyone watching this thinking its crap just wait seriously omg well funny i want it on my ipod :L

[ElementalAeon91]

asshole.

[oliviaclarkyoung]

your amazing! wasn't expecting this at all! me and and my friends loved this. :D

[mynameaborat9000]

Yeah, it wasnt in the title.....

[angelbarman]

what the fuk is wrong with this guy?

[kevin1me]

i want this on Mp3

:o!!

[eljosh84]

haha that was great.. keep fucking jamming man.. you'll go far

[shockwave1410]

greatest and funniest song i've ever heard I'm not lying

[dee120]

Transformers! i Mean transexuals :P i Like it :)

[andrewatchison1991]

you look tranny

[TheCreepyGuyNextdoor]

Good job! Great lyrics and the Transformer parody lines are a work of genius. I should know, because I am a genius too. lol.

[mrmindstorms]

Transexuals chicks with a big suprise xD

[princev11]

r u a boy or a girl?

[ArnauFGuitar]

a boy

[TheLonersManual]

Pockets has a penis so that should be a big clue for you......

[crouts0]

I Love you! x

[crouts0]

wow you flagged the video, i love you even more x

[AguztoRush97]

i dont know why theres always bad comments I love hes vids and the ukulele, if you dont have anything nice to comment keep it to yourself:)

[Venaasflash]

i was just starring at your mouth all the time

[ELFKRUNCH]

LOL

[xdeadforlifex]

fuck you

[lolonwed]

lol transformers

[dewekcoughy]

lol you write that watchin transformers lol?

[twmulloy]

you shaved. right on.

[skatetodestroy1]

(.)(.) + 8====D = transexual

[SANTARII]

@skatetodestroy1 Or Gynecomastia, or some form of intersexed person.

[MonkPeter]

brilliant

[Nightzez]

lol im gay and I found this SO FUNNY!!!

[upthenorth]

Honey...you didn`t scream and wage war...you cummed yourself abruptly in your grotty undies and passed out...maybe next time huh? xx

[crouts0]

yeah

[yarrum96]

8===D  (O.O) OMG TRANSEXUAL

[burningtheangel]

Wow you are awesome man!

Like the Transformersesque lyric structure in the Chorus.

Excellent stuff.

[Coolio821]

queers in ladies tights!!! ahahahaha!!! nice one dude! :D

[hellzyah120]

lmfao i almost pissed my pants good job man

[omfg]

Hahaha. Reading all the comments - they're pretty funny :P I'm gay but found this hilarious! you people need to lighten up! XD

[Inno4kaM]

hahaha, tremendous!

Chicks with a big surprise.... XDDDDD

[fishtales1234]

ROFL!!!!! I FKIN LOVE YOU!!!! That was absolutely hilarious... beautiful Imah listen to it several times.

[satanaonline]

happened to me tonight...

[crouts0]

giggidy giggidy goo

[LucasCAPS]

FREAKING HILARIOUS

You totally failed at composing a serious song. Five stars.

[zanes98]

HAHAHAHAHAHA AWESOME!!!!!!

[zikahendrix]

the usual pockets lyrics stile.....i like it

[hippikid93]

its wickeddd funny and i dont get why people are gettin affensive over it cuzz those people just arent right in the fkn head dude, i f u have wang yr a dude so fkn get over it, go yell at yr parnets if yr pissed at the way u tearned out lol

[monkeymonkey2010]

Brilliant! Transformers rock in a whole new way!!! I doth my cap to you my good fellow. Well done.

[Ratfinkpie]

XD Epic.

[JoeyIsWat]

FUCK YES!

[BelvisTheFirst]

that was was absolutly amazing.

than you pockets you never fail to impress.

[sesshomeru2007new]

tabs/chords would be awesome please!! your music is AWESOME! and do you still sell cds?

[blanked1]

2:04 is funny as hell

[bluekavora]

FUNNY AS HELL!

[joshybird90]

ahhahahaha .... FUCKING HELL ..

POCKETS that wa fucking amazing man!!

xx

[ShaneWednesday]

You're pathetically ignorant.

[crouts0]

my my, is that a hint of *offense taken* I see? seriously if you offended, you need to get out more.

[ShaneWednesday]

Not really offended, just wanted to point out your ignorance.

1. It's spelled "transsexual" with two S's

2. A majority of trans women are lesbian/bi, approximately half of transsexuals are trans men (female to male).

3. The story is a stereotypical straight male fantasy and in no way represents any actuality. Nobody shocks people like that; they'd be killed. Also, who would want to 'deceive' *you*?

4. Way to shit on an 'acceptable' target minority who is routinely killed, mocked, and shamed..

[normaajeann]

wow, your a loser.

[RCHPfan59]

Dude shaneWednesday, to insult him you spent time looking at those facts.... wow... you should get out more

[ShaneWednesday]

I do educational presentations on behalf of the trans community, not to mention that I'm part of it. I do a lot of reading on LGBTI subjects. I didn't have to look anything up. =P

.. and my post was more passive aggressive than insulting. Which was polite in consideration of the horribly insulting video.

[timmeh12349]

thai ladyboys are convincing :P

[iheartsedric]

BORING,

It's a damn joke. If you honestly believe in equal rights for the minority that you seem to support and defend, you need to understand that they will be the butt of a joke here and there just like everyone else....

Hetero, homo and anything in between are all made fun of.... GET THE FUCK OVER YOURSELF

[MsUrsulaHitler]

I've enjoyed all of your videos until this one. It did seem like a totally unprovoked and unexpected attack on people like me. I know you meant it as a joke, but the tired scenario of the transgendered girl "fooling" a straight guy is pure fiction, and transgendered people really are routinely beaten or killed just for being different. You seem like a smart kid without a lot of hate in you, and I hope that someday you'll get why something like this could be really hurtful to people.

[serfox1]

If I could tell you I would but unfortunately that would give the game away. Oh dear me x.x

[iheartsedric]

This is just one man's simple opinion.... take it as you will....

As a member of a minority who CHOOSES to live your life as another gender, you have to accept the social stigma and bullshit that goes with that, otherwise don't do it....

The GLBT community really needs to get off it's high horse. If you want everyone to treat you the same as they would any other orientation or gender, then you have to accept that you will be beaten up for being different just like anyone else....

[MsUrsulaHitler]

Wow. You managed to pack a truly impressive amount of idiotic ideas into a single Youtube comment. It is a kind of symphony of wrongness, a dizzying display of insulting assumptions and nonsensical assertions. Bravo, sir!

I'm officially out of this little debate. It was a stupid, ugly little song, sung by some kid who doesn't know what the hell he's talking about. I've already wasted too much time on this crap.

[iheartsedric]

Well, no wonder you chose to become a woman....

You can't even take a YouTube comment like a man.

Like I said, the GLBT community needs to get off it's pedestal. You don't deserve any more than anyone else, nor do you deserve any less....

That means getting beat-up, insulted, hated for being different and whatever other kind of shit you whine about. It happens to hetero and homo alike so deal with it...

[YTNGvideos]

i agree with heart, he's got the main jist of it

[bluekavora]

Lol! Fuck you dude this was fucking funny!

[Kylemanyey]

hahahhaahahahahahahahahaha

[BrokenWingman]

omg dude. hahaha

[IamKingryan]

Lmao funy as :D 5 stars!

[YourJewishNeighbor]

That waa incredible

Couldnt stop laughing

5 stars

[Butterzzz777]

1000th view

[McRodStudios]

To few stars, must find more to put on this clip..... Five for now.

[lunchbox99]

Oh god, if that's true I feel sorry for you, but good song. I fell out of my chair laughing at the end.

[Keawe123456]

that was great!!!!!!!!!! 5 stars

[warlockuk]

AWESOME :D

[DifferentGirl3]

awesome. xD

[Jamesznw]

Great transition from ukulele.

[manaiish]

sick

[xYsephiroth666Yx]

LOOOOOL

[Crzythumb]

Can you send me the Tabs?

Love this song!

[Dranda32]

Yes Pockets, what inspired this song????

Hmmm do I really wanna know?

[VanTonks]

mate that was great! lol

[Dark0Impalement]

HAHAHAHAHAHA

[pumbakung]

hahahaha exellent d00d :D

[THEMAGICMAN28]

aaaahhhhahahahaha!!!!!!

[6my6personal6demons]

AHAHAHA TRANSFORMERS lol its about someone made a song like this.

[wilkoskill]

yeah gd song but u look like a trnai m8

[SireSpamelot]

haha awesome, did you have a bad experience that prompted for this song?

[heavymetalstew]

Transformers LOL

[rockerraplee]

lol u pointed to the wrong side For the Links

[crouts0]

i said "I have just written it, so i need to look over there to read the lyrics"

[Smadlin01]

Lyrics....you idiot.

[blanked1]

ha so funny just work on your voice man but everything else is AWSOME!!!!

[PandaaTv]

hahahahahaha i so wasnt expecting that xD

[depture]

the main part of the song was good 2:05 lol

[HonestySavesLies]

Poor.

[Mojoman1982]

Genius, pure genius...

but you have to wonder...

what inspired this... hmmm...?

[Zatso127]

Nice One xD

[jibathus]

absolute genius.

[gamebrain123]

lol that was so random

!

[moomindave]

two words LEG END!

[billyboy385]

DAMN!! It Was Getting good at the end! Good Job! 10/10!

[mikeylawrence]

awful lyrics, and the title gave it away

[MaXimumN1nja182]

lmao that was fucking hilarious

[5immy247]

thts probably ur best vid yet, thts right even better thn the kazookeylele

[Konsolenrocker08]

tolles Lied

[Valar666]

If I were a "deceiptivly convincing gay man in disguise" I would marry you, hahahahaha!!!!

You're a genius!

[ROFLpwnedvideos]

Dude....seriously...the end...was fooking fantastic.

[TheLonersManual]

Oh very good, If I may though, for most of the song, before you get to the transformers tune, the lyrical flow just seems mabye a bit too slow, spped that up just a bit and id say its perfect. and not that it matters, but the phrase is "much to my dismay" not much to my disgrace"

I hope you dont mind a bit of constructive critisim. If you do then just ignore what I said, if not, then im glad I could help.

I love your videos and music.

[punishersadvocate]

gj the ending was funnyer than hell

[MobileMediaProducts]

The melody line is horribly forced and unnatural. The meter of the various phrases clashes. The pedestrian lyrics are distracting and then predictable. The chorus comes out of nowhere. Without foreshadowing it's all an adolescent joke on you.

[crouts0]

its supposed to be all of those things... WOOT!

[Mojoman1982]

lol!!! Pockets... you own :)

[wautrey]

Looks like somebody is missing a sense of humor.

[iheartsedric]

BORING......

Criticism from a source that isn't credible is worthless....

Take some time to make something of your own and try focusing on that instead of hating on our friend Pockets here....

He's just doing his thing.... Are you?

[JonDeth]

That song was like the crying game meets James Bond!

[ihypno]

haha .. yea .. your kinda messed up.. nice to see that once an awhile .. great job man

[kevinjamesn]

didn't liek it at first, but i watched the entire thing, and it started to grow on me, i think it's because i couldn't pick up how the beat was going with the guitar and vocals at first, good job

[KBirdMaster]

its alright but you should work on your singing a but

[pooinyourass]

omg that was perfect GJ

[smartpartzzkidd]

I LOVE the transformers parallel!

[Shanecorcoran13]

I hope that NEVER happens to me.

Is it true pockets ?

[crouts0]

could be...

[Shanecorcoran13]

Ahahaha.

I feel sorry for you now :[

[ucla10101]

BAD FUCKEN ASS

[maggotdrummer823]

omg fucking hilarious

[maggotdrummer823]

Yeahh ha ha first comment beezies haha