TANKARD - Stay Thirsty (2008)

[Pitty1987]

Everytime I`m drunk... I must watch this!

[lazercannoncheck]

ahhaha FAT GUY IN A LITTLE COAT..

[Ben1990H]

they must have been drunk when they made this

[Ben1990H]

Stay thirsty my friends.

[miles2057]

Good old "Gerre",

reminds me of Ron Jeremy!

=)

[616Dave616]

I think that I need more "Löwenbräu, Beck's, Guinnes..." & Tankard. :)

[brutalremi]

beer lm/

[DRec011]

no.....this is....no.

[scrodfish]

lol....

[elagras]

@scrodfish yep it's lol but great music

[djdepaolo]

I've seen/listened to Immortal, I could stop laughing long enough to listen. I'm sorry.

[guiguetz]

É o massacration da alemanha. Clipe mais viajado da história ahuahau

[LxLctr]

Shit! I want a beer *¬*

[slipikinoty]

zoa zoa ...

xD

sinistro o clip , a musica e totalmente irada u.U

\,,/

[MrNameisnotimportant]

I don't think I'm going to drink beer... but if I do, I'll do it while listening to Tankard

[dickw33d]

This was a joke taken WAY too far.

[snowtoology]

Is this a joke?

[MetfreakronoldJHJHJH]

@snowtoology yeah they are joking around with most of their songs but they still kick ass!

[piojoloco14]

I just can't believe this shity video was made to that kick-ass song :/

[RADIOACTIVEBUNY]

What the shit xD

[federerules]

0:32 is that dee snider ?

[dragon53777]

MOOBS

[Rahan482]

i fucking love tankard ALCOHOLIC THRASH TILL DEATH

[maxthorns2]

Bigger than evil alcoholic.Tankard rules!!!

Maxthorns

[PALLOCCA]

Better a stupid video with good music than a "cool" one with shit stuff....and there are a lot.....

[Gordinusable]

@PALLOCCA In my opinion, this is great video with greath stuff :-D

[MrOmg508]

Thrash metal sucks dick anyways so no one gives a fuck

all about power metal

[izbm666]

@MrOmg508 stay thirsty my freind

[MrOmg508]

@izbm666 I posted the comment when i was thirsty and now im not thirsty and its a really good song

[federerules]

@MrOmg508 power metal is for princess that are waiting to be rescuded

[juan99997]

SOIS MARAVILLOSOS Y TREMENDOS...

[misssexyomega]

LLLLOLLLL 03:14 !!!!! fuck yeaa !!!! LOL

[dorawaconhielo]

This guy is mu fucking idol!!

[MrGobblegobbler]

the music is good....but the video sucks.

[HerveGamerDude]

@MrGobblegobbler they are drunkards. the video just fits. i find it funny

[EevanJar]

eventhough the video is crap, but its fucking funny. i like that thong sniffing part...hahaha. old school metal sometimes funny. i thing the video director drink too much.

[gonza2695]

This video is fucking funny! 

[BrayatanMassacre]

this is crap

[dorawaconhielo]

@BrayatanMassacre you are crap!

[Yurrah]

Kyle Gass gone metal

[thejigsawmurdersyou]

Hes like a thrash metal meatloaf.

[TheMetalheadStudios]

hahahah best video ever

[lokao2007]

whata hellmanns?

[TheSoulOfTheDark]

if i were that fat, i would never take off my shirt in a video ever again

[nrfrance1]

THE MASTER OF TRASH

VIVA TANKARD

[giuleeamy]

maronn che brutti

[1983the4everbackHD]

Tankard

Destruction

Kreator

Sodom

BIG 4 of THRASH METAL

[RedEyesTops]

@1983the4everbackHD not exactly...

[mashui99]

@1983the4everbackHD The big 4 of Teutonic Thrash

[MwFSuru]

The singer looks like "Mojinos Escozios" Singer, "El Sevilla" on the first albums...without the beard xD

[mSpr0]

be thrash so cool

[masonbeau1]

Hahahahaha! I don't know what the fuck i just watched... but it was so amazingly awesome and brutal, I want to stay thirsty!

[jespezinha2011]

Puts esse e o video mais thrash q já vi em toda minha vida!!



[rockeruss555]

1,251 LIKES are obviously gays who loves his hairy chest.... 53 DISLIKES wished his chest was hairier! =D

[IronMaidenSDABNJ]

if you want to listen to good music an laugh like hell at the same time, just watch this video XD

[grimwhitescar]

I dont want to stay thirsty. Im staying drunk!!!

[LiveMental]

I don't always drink beer, but when I do I listen to Tankard. Stay thirsty my friends.

[MLeeVosper]

these guys are serious? this is the most ...... i cant even find a word that describes the level of disgust i have for this band. sounds like someone's trying to mimic Metallica and doing an awful job of it.

[Nacso69]

@MLeeVosper Tankard has benn pkaying since the 82. They have completely different inspirations than metallica. They are one of the european thrash big 4 together with Sodom, Destruction and Kreator.

Most important, they have never sold-out their musics. They still do what they do cause they love it and have never been in need of changing one of their band members.

Finally, do not even try to compare american thrash with european one, son, because you will fail.

[Nacso69]

@Nacso69 Ps: i do not include Exodus and Slayer, of course ;)

[Grillflenseren]

@Nacso69 Something tells me that you can´t be German

[Nacso69]

@Grillflenseren And something tells me that you can't be Chinese... but that's irrelevant.

[MLeeVosper]

Respond to this video... 

[HerveGamerDude]

@Nacso69 i love thrash doesnt matter where it comes from. but canadian and german thrash is the best

[InfernalThunder]

@MLeeVosper looks like you started listening to Metal about 2 months ago. anyways, you sound like a god damn poseur.

[MLeeVosper]

@InfernalThunder im really done arguing with all you fucking idiots, ive been listening to metal for years, i like what i like and you like what shitty metal you like. idc, waist of my time trying to educate you tards.

[InfernalThunder]

@MLeeVosper "for years" hahahaha. you are just 19!!!

[vio2112]

@MLeeVosper No, they aren't serious. That's the whole idea. Every one of their songs is silly nonsense about drinking beer, partying, zombies, etc. And just so you know, they've been around since the mid 80's.

[liveShit]

@vio2112 Don't bother replying that poseur..

[SuicideFixated]

@MLeeVosper omg you are some real fucktard. obviously you have no idea what you're talking about

you probably know one "metal" and this is metallica and for you every other metal band sounds like metallica... what a fucking retard, go back to linkin park and don't spam videos with real metal

[MLeeVosper]

@SuicideFixated lol i listen to more metal than you can compare to. dont talk shit about someone you dont fucking know. this metal (so you call it) is shit. a fucking joke. thats it. lol. tankard, explains why no one listens to them its shit.

[HerveGamerDude]

@MLeeVosper care to list this "good" metal you listen to

faggot

[PALLOCCA]

@MLeeVosper

Kill yourself

[matheusrockeiro0102]

i dont like

[javiboyful]

SODOM, EXODUS, DESTRUCTION, KREATOR, OVERKILL, TANKARD... GODS OF TRASH METAL!

[HellBrYnger]

@javiboyful

thrash.... come on!

[HCDHR]

@javiboyful what about testament?

[kepstein8888]

This band makes me laugh.

[Blutekel666]

i hate the big 4....the german has the 4 best old school thrash metal bands.. kreator,sodom,destruction,tank­ard

[p90mann]

@Blutekel666 da haste vollkommen recht!

[fulyai]

I got disgusted with alcohol and sex after watching this bullshit.

[Automathan5388MR]

Fuck yeah!

[MetallicaFran]

OMG this is fucking idiot! MUHAHAH

[666EddHunter]

Thrash Till Beer

[Mrveinticatorce]

WTF what a fuck is thiss!!

[dxvolt]

without a doubt the stupidest music video ever.

[laiosto]

@dxvolt Nah,that would be the video of your birth.

[HCDHR]

@dxvolt wait till you see the music video of Immortal - Call Of the wintermoon

[HerveGamerDude]

@dxvolt space beer is even stupider. lol.

[EnterTheTurmoil]

is there a tankard song that isn't about drinking? lol

[mario1136]

@EnterTheTurmoil That's like an ice cream sundae without the ice cream lol

[WorlddestroyGuy]

@EnterTheTurmoil a few but they sound like they are about drinking

[ImoerjensiNo576]

probably the best band in the world

[nachorulesu]

Where can i find tabs for tankard? I can't find them anywhere.

[unnamedfeeling666]

@nachorulesu 911tabs.com/tabs/t/tankard/

[hmtienda]

Should have left your shirt on!

[seraph2123]

type in Age of Distrust- Retribution to listen to a BADASS thrash/power metal band!

[cephestus]

@seraph2123 id rather keep listening to tankard thanks

[Chrisrayholly]

And this band is still cooler than Immortal

[Brugar18]

@Chrisrayholly depends on taste, but fuck yeah i prefer tankard

[DudelPaul]

tankard --> Space Beer :)

[davidovslov]

fuck yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[demonfart]

BEER METAL!!!

[MrKILLERMANN]

fat drunk guy has a lot of raaaaaage !!!

[CACIQxE666]

jajajajajaajjaja Gerre culiao, la media guata jajajajajajaaj

[thedysphemism]

unfortunately the most underrated thrash metal band ever =/

[tefras14]

Everybody shut the fuck up and CONSUME MOAR ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES!!!!

[laiosto]

Fuck.The singer is Mick Molloy in a wig.Hilarious.If you don't know who Mick is,he is a funny,fat,alcohol loving Australian comedian,Look him up. They should get a DNA test to see if they are really twins separated at birth.

[666davidmetal]

che loco el que lea este comentario es por que sabe hablar español y si bien es muy parecida la voz del cantante de tankard a la de tom araya (slayer) o no?

[Brugar18]

alcothrash metal rules!

[Mwgedd]

"I don't always listen to metal, but when I do, I prefer Tankard.

Stay metal, my friends."

[demonfart]

@Mwgedd

best quote ever!

[LAWDOGG61]

THIS IS FRIGGIN KILLER!!!!

[MoP86Cliff]

now that's a beer belly!

[SamiosPythagoras]

Decadance

[wasppbg]

agreed :}

[J05HDA]

thumbs down for fat people.

[Israelpwn]

@J05HDA

Fuck you man, fat people are made of the awesome!

(No, I'm not fat.)

[JURYJOHMZOMBIE]

@Israelpwn dont feed the troll

[pirolysis]

That guy is my new fucking idol!

[plataris]

The revenge of the fat!!!! I am soooooo delighted!!!!

[J05HDA]

@plataris delighted at the video or did you just remember that there was one more donut left? Fucking fat people.

[plataris]

@J05HDA Fat in body is far more preferable than fat inside someone's brain...

[Israelpwn]

@plataris

If you have fat in your brain, I suggest you see a doctor bro.

[SachsDolmar]

last time i heard of tankard was 1990 i guess... it was satanic then and now i love it :D.. im not religious anyway.. =)

[Brugar18]

now i know how i will become an awesome thrash band guitarist: drink beer, make most songs about beer and... drink beer

[Diazynia]

awesome song, but what for is this stupid video?

[SkateAndRoll79]

i think in this video gerre is as fat as never befor xDD

[peraloco]

Jajajajaj! This is so fucking funny!

[Nekni1]

and Testament is a Testament to all of this

:D

[slive89]

WTF!?!?!?!?!? ILL HAVE NIGTHMARES T.T

[DeSlayer93]

That's probably the weirdest video clip I've ever seen ;p But I <3 Tankard !

[magiclic666]

Kreator kreates

Destruction destroys

Sodom sodomizes

and Tankard DRINKS!

[mario1136]

@magiclic666 Hell yeah the big four of germany

[chopstixrocks]

@magiclic666

My first tattooo!!

[MetalMaroCortez]

@magiclic666 i do all of them xD

[DevilVlad93]

@magiclic666

kreator kreates, destruction destroys, bit ironic xD seen both bands live though :D

[lukarelli11]

@magiclic666 And Exodus does what? :D

[InfernalThunder]

@lukarelli11 exodises??? lol

[Mcdonalduck777]

@magiclic666 Violator violates

Municipal waste Wastes

Gama bomb Thrashes?

[DIOS437]

@Mcdonalduck777 jajajaja, la mamá de magiclick mama

[SuicideFixated]

@Mcdonalduck777 noob noobs

[isamarine]

Amazing song. Sweet riffage and a nice solo. But does anybody know why this version is slightly different to the album version?

[likstaroy17]

What a pice of shit man.

SHAME.

[SanDiegoDrunkBastard]

@likstaroy17 are you really reflecting on yourself?

[oiolesso]

The best "brand" ever!

[Frantzzzzz]

Forever & ever

[Nacso69]

I can do a better video using paint...

HAIL TANKARD! HAIL PILSNER!

[Qodaet]

Despite all the humor behind Tankard, you must at least agree that this fat guy is one of the best Thrash Metal singers in the world! He is surely a match for Tom Araya and Chuck Billy.

[Wraaaul]

@Qodaet

So true, a mate facebooked me this as a joke but its fucking fantastic!

[Nacso69]

@Qodaet Andreas rules, and he's singing in tankard since very 1982.

[rsty87ma]

hahahahaha this video cracked me up

[blaggermouth]

Great song by a very underrated band

[TheTHRASHWOLF]

what a trip dude

[LulzBat]

Holy shit this is awesome, gonna be perfect while getting drunk.

[Jethro95rocks]

LET THE BEER FLOW !!!

[frenkiebeats]

this is so wrong and so awesome in so many ways. and didn't even reach the second minute hahahahahah :)

[Yojimboso]

be fat, be drunk, be thrash

[neoxx07]

@Yojimboso  fuck yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ObelixDasTier]

@Yojimboso Gerre lost ALOT weight...so want i ;D

[HarrisWuzHere]

pot yer shirt back on son

[rdlbdl]

This is a pure fuckin thrash vid lol

[savannahbaby85]

Tankard always has the most wonderfully cheesy videos!

[GoldenHeadKiller7]

It´s Awesome, they´re fucking badass

[elmuertoo]

I cant stop laugh

tankard is fucking good ... and so hilarious xD

[interloper23]

i made the 1000 thumb up!!! YEAH

1000 thumbs for beer and metal and just 41 against (perhaps pussies)

[Edumolfro123]

"The kings of the beer"

[morrigansue]

amazing......

[Vodrog666]

what's most funny, it that now hes slim like he was in 80's. HAHAHAH!

[dekra1020]

STAY THRISTY!!!!!!!!!!!!

[irongunomora]

Excelente banda!! XD!!muy mal video!! pero apesar de es muy original1 XD!