Primus - Shake Hands with Beef

[MetalHeadFrank666]

240 is like VCR quality.

[FourStringFreak]

yeh i caught that now that i watch more live vids..

PRIMUS SUCKS.

[potatoclan]

@FourStringFreak It means that they're freaking awesome. It's just jow they want fams to address them, It's how they introduce themselves

[FourStringFreak]

all these comments about primus sucking..why are you listening to them if you don't like them?

[rosesbetch]

@FourStringFreak it's how they used to introduce themselves.

[FourStringFreak]

@rosesbetch primus did?

[andrewnonymous]

audio sucks but so does primus :)

[Quierame407]

I used to play bass for Primus. Then I woke up.

[CobraX211]

Am I the only who thinks the audio in this is actually from Primus's live rendition of this song on Late Night With Conan O'Brian?

[jeremiahjensen28]

primus is great

[finklemiester]

Les Clypool is the new lead for The Residents.

[MrBobbo18]

PRIMUS SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!

[MrDabombah]

This is great!

[Idave0guitarI]

PRIMUS SUCKS

[maxpower789z]

This is a live version synced up with the music video. I always loved Ler's sound on live versions. Thank you.

[dzortizi1]

Primus sucks. Like a lot lot lot lot lot.

[WinstonDisraeli]

favourite song by this band, they're just awesome. well, they suck :P

[valvehead131]

Why cant Primus flys come out in the summer for me

[ryan49er1]

9 people are vegitarians

[FrozenPhoenix189]

Primus sucks<3

[utuberine]

Today was the first time I have heard of these guys. My list of good listening bands has just been extended. These guys are excellent.

[Brikkyz]

I dunno why, but every time i hear this song i wanna do the robot dance but all jerky and weird and shit,

[chezterwest]

Primus Ruless !!

[Magniumman]

@chezterwest primus sucks!

[XeroFailGames]

wtf these dudes rock but need help hahahaha

[remberthisemail]

@killataco94 instantly you gave away ur just a scene kid

[remberthisemail]

@supereggfart dude really? Les claypool would slap you in the face with his slappin thumb

[Brikkyz]

I like cow tipping

[alucard048]

Primus fucking sucks!

[Magniumman]

@alucard048 k its just primus sucks, not fucking sucks... it sounds like you hate them then

[MORGIEjizzm0uf]

omfg I want les' glasses in this video! XD

[alexkills]

Ahh so this is what captain Jack Sparrow was doing before he decided to be a pirate. Makes sense!

[thewhitezombie666]

awsome video dude, you should send it to les.

it almost looks like somthing there would release.

[tjs8n]

@thewhitezombie666 99% Sure this IS the real video?

[alexkills]

Primus doesn't just suck, they straight up fuckin' BLOW!

I should ask the blonde if she wants to shake hands with my beef.

[CobraX211]

@alexkills I think the title was inspired from vegetarianism, not masturbation

[barryjust1]

this is such a raw ass baseline. my favorite musician of all time w/ stevie ray...

[SuperEggfart]

I don't just shake hands with BEEF, I make sweet, sweet lurve to it down by the fire on a bear skin rug. aww, yeah, those are some sweet ass times... get some candle light, some moet on ice, and its FREAKY BEEFY TIME!

[doodoobubble]

@SuperEggfart That's it! You must woo beef like one might woo a fair beautiful maiden. Beef's want to be romanced out of ones buttocks not just forced out with a loud PRAP and a firm hand shake. Beefs want to be lovingly caressed & coaxed out of hiding with some wine, Barry White, & a roaring fire place. Don't just shake hands with beef, make love to beef. You will find beef is also a very giving lover.

[SuperEggfart]

@doodoobubble Yes, those that choose to do the dance of seduction with beef will find themselves amply rewarded. Beef is not to be be toyed with, condescended to, or treated like your drinking mate down at the pub who never wears deodorant & bitches about his missus. Beef enjoys intellectual stimulation, ambiance, & smooth boot knockin' grooves. While some beef will make do with a hand shake, most beef prefers a sensual caress. Primus misunderstood this & never experienced all beef had to offer.

[KillaTaco94]

Primus SUCKS SOOOOOO BAD!....and only true fans understand hahaha

[lilnetty2]

they may not be for everyone but there is too much talent and art to flat out suck.

[wtfbbqcheez]

This was the first version of Shake Hands with Beef I'd seen. I thought this was the actual recording lol

[antoniogoicovich]

shake hands ...con carne de res...cual es la traduccion al espanol de shake hands

[ogrodark]

@antoniogoicovich shake hands.. = dar la mano

[antoniogoicovich]

excelente

[drunky57]

why do you guys bother telling people who aren't real fans about a catchphrase they abandoned ages ago? look at all this shit they're posting in the comments now..

[TurtleyPompato]

This song is actually kinda boring...

Just saying.

It's actually really boring.

[dkitty8124]

this is classic like 80's late night MTV....Devo,Wall of Voodoo,type $h*t!!!! Primus Sucks!!!!

[OpaHoffi]

Primus sucks!

[5tonyvvvv]

Primus!!!!!!!

[rockbox73]

les is a genius. jesus couldnt write better basslines

[sociopathix]

@rockbox73 or maybe jesus IS writing these basslines.... it all makes sense! Les is jesus!

[TheRiversDark]

falls apart a bit at the end, eh.

[jambi880]

Where can I buy glasses like that???

[ASSLICKERADAS]

@jambi880 from a funk store

[nakedclams]

this is isn't all just his doings for the dubbing, no dude primus was just that good to play as well as there studio recordings via music video. lol.

[TDSSoulReaver]

U guys are all dicks, just saying, anyone who comes onto a bands vid to put it down is wasting their Little insignificant lives and they should just go kill them self

[DrugsyDrugs]

primus sucks!

[kidthe]

Fuck yeah.

 PRIMUS SUCKS!!!!!!!

[MoffeAnimal]

Nice with the aplause at the end! Made my smile alittle bigger!!

[Tobiasjc]

Great song

[matzazz]

Primus sucks sooooooooooo gooooooooood

[cujo1990]

PIRUMS SUCKS SOOO HARDDD

[fateissealed]

Primus sucks bigtime. I love the :D

[andycf87]

mr krinkle sucks so much harder than this vid. good song tho def sucks majorly

[bpmbrent]

this video sucks so hard it makes me want to name my first born son les

[ILovePrimus]

@bpmbrent me too

[ardee1978]

Les Claypool Kickd Ass!!!!!!!

[getalife420]

Primus suckssssssssssssssssssss!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!

[kotaysoon]

FUCK YEAH THEY DO!

[shanedizzleee]

Primus suuuuuucks!

[rlanantelope]

its about all the crap we put in our meat and why girls are getting huge tits at 14.

[Chemognoza]

@rlanantelope

That's monsanto growth hormone, steroids and antibiotics. I guess it sucks to be an american. Oh well... .

;)

[sjktss]

shake hands with beef? wtf? am i missing something?

[shutupme]

Primus sucks the balls right out of my scrodumb. Especially their bassist, he needs to take some lessons. Super LoL!

[Goochap]

has to be the most obvious troll i've ever seen

[MahajiHaji]

I like the dumbasses that thumb down Primus Sucks comments. :9

Wanabe fans.

[chumsyalibumsy09]

haha

[noodlam]

incredibly sucky!. Me love.

[stevenb53092]

Les is so friggin' weird, but that's what makes Les a kickass character!

[robertorendorff]

what a tight song, hadnt heard it, but thanks to pandora, im in on the grooves so to speak lol

[nacho1016]

les claypool friggin rocks!!!

[longclawson]

Good Lord, young gents...some decorum, please!

Will you please put your hands together and welcome on-screen, the one, the only, the SENSATIONAL......PRIMUS!!!

Top-hole uploading, thprfssnl1 !

[remodrummer5]

Primus sucks!

[elchecko75]

Nice relay ... I had a huge crush on that girl on the video ...oh my...

[mobiusonethree]

Primus sucks!

[menno023]

why did you even bother to watch the vid and comment then? and if just clicked this vid to say that then you sir are pethatic

[mobiusonethree]

Hahahaa, Noob!

[rgmztxy]

Two reasons why that comment was stupid:

1. It's the band's motto (whatever the fuck you call it)

2. You sound like a fanboy

[menno023]

nah, i was just bored

[ElMalif]

You stupid fuck

[EBJohnsen]

Fuck you very much

[mobiusonethree]

Someone wanna clue these ''tards in?

[ogrodark]

@mobiusonethree marica!!!

[Ihavenonameismyname]

@mobiusonethree dude r you kidding me?! Or is that sarcasm?

[tripp6x6x6]

@Ihavenonameismyname "Primus sucks" is a fans way to say they rock.

[mobiusonethree]

@Ihavenonameismyname You might wanna do some reseach on early Primus, Buddy boy :-D

[moonrunner39]

i think les claypool is the best bassist EVER!!!!

[joshmcdaniels]

i have the best pianist ever

[Seattlebasedweasel]

Lol you have the best penis ever xD

[humonculus7]

I think the live track sounds better than the studio track. Your version of this is more enjoyable than the official version.

[ShOrtieMAC919]

can somebody plz send me tha lyrics for dis song

[mushumushushoe]

They're up in the comment box.

[ShOrtieMAC919]

thanx idk y i didnt look there

[mushumushushoe]

It's all good hun.

[krirp]

This is not the original audio wtf is goin on? It sound's S.H.I.T

[w35m4n]

They were going to make him remove the video since the audio is copyrighted so he replaced it with audio from a live performance so he could keep the video up.

[krirp]

Thanx yo

[ARGLE11]

read the description you fucking moron

[mushumushushoe]

As it says in the poster's comments, that he had to relay the audio with a live version so that Y.T. would allow the upload. For it being live audio it's not half bad, the timing's almost perfect etc.

[krirp]

You not think it show's how bull shit copyright is?

[mushumushushoe]

Copyrights do have their uses, but when media is practically free CEO's and various persons of "importance" tend to try and put the cat back into the bag as it were, so that charges and fees can be maintained. But this doesn't really work and hasn't worked for some time. Which doesn't stop media industry from trying to enforce negative copyright laws rather than figuring out new ways to get their fees because it takes brainpower - something they have little if any, of.

[buttlord123]

excellent job on dubbing this video to the live performance, good work

[thprfssnl1]

thanks man

[bradnbrandy1]

@buttlord123 I agree totally! GREAT JOB!

[peekingbeef]

primus!

[nugster1]

what a trippy video

[gorditaking69]

Just wish they were still toghter making music !!

[Dollygirl12345]

not da original version :\

[FrizzleFry117]

Will all of you shut up? Internet fights are like the Special Olympics. Even IF you win, you're still mentally challenged.

[monssavmik]

Wow, your cool.

[FrizzleFry117]

Thanks, dude! That means a lot.

[monssavmik]

No problem.

[Tokifan7]

BY GOD YOU ARE SO ORIGINAL WITH YOUR COUNTER-INSULTS!!!!

Ha, who cares? Let the peasants vent. Leave them to their small-time activities and quarrels.

[FrizzleFry117]

Asshole! You broke my sarcasm detector.

[theyoshimoto]

@Tokifan7 Thats a PUSS CAKE attempt of an insult!

when youv'e come out from your hiding place, & stopped shitin broken Glass, eventually you'll have found enough courage 2 turn ya P.C back on, Then we can discuss some methods you may find useful to help you feel safe enough that you wont need to buy your "Insults" over the counter. You'll save money, and don't get your hopes up, but you could even laugh at a joke one day! ;)

[Misteryowl]

Ace work!

[JDubbs1190]

Surprising that the tempos of the live and studio versions are so locked in. Nice sync though!

[Mudskippersam]

Good idea, overlaying with live audio...I wonder if that would work for playalong videos. Play along to a live recording, I mean...cheers for the suggestion!

[alwman67]

the weird thing is les claypool is actually pretty sane....

[chica476]

yes...?

Who would dispute this?

[Ponakki]

Best

[crazyedd123]

wow you synced that up good!

[thprfssnl1]

thank you :)

[EvilMatters]

Saw these guys on Ozzfest 98 and they were better than slipknot!

[AreY0uExperienced]

isnt anything better than slipknot

[roonil707]

fuck all you douchebags u all piss me off!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAA

[monssavmik]

Someone has a dick up there ass.

(roonil707 <-- douchebag :))

PRIMUS is godly.

[roonil707]

hey suck a dick you fuckin chode

[monssavmik]

Thats not what your mom said. She sucked my dick and said "it aint no chode"

[chica476]

you must be fairly proud of that comment.

[monssavmik]

Yeah Im so cool and I feel excited cause I can talk shit... over the INTERNET. Yep, Im proud. If you dont undrstand sarcasm... *facepalm*. You must be proud of your comment though.

fail

[Dollygirl12345]

dude seriously shut up, you fail

leave chica alone

[roonil707]

haha i feel sorry 4 u then fuckin douche

[monssavmik]

Wait, and who the fuck are you?

invertyerd? invertyerd? really?

GTFO.

[ZacceusTheGreat]

Invertyerd! It is failspeak, only morons can understand it apparently...

[monssavmik]

Okay I said invertyerd? as in wtf? I never knew what it was. apparently you know what is and you just basically called yourself an idiot. what a stupid bastard.

fuck off douchebag.

[ZacceusTheGreat]

Congrats you fail at life... Not only did you completely drop the ball in understanding that I replied as an insult to the person who misspelled "inverted" as "invertyerd" but you also are a failed trolling hypocrite. You have earlier comments bashing people for talking shit online, and look at you. :)

I'm the stupid bastard? Go back to your Jonas Brothers records, Primus sucks too much for you.

Bye bye now loser.

[SpockerShocker]

Jonas Brothers suck, but not in the same way Primus does.

[roonil707]

fuck u fuck face

[PRIMUSADDICT]

SO AWESOME

ONE OF MY FAVOURITES

[roonil707]

ok assface

[BountyHunter233]

i love the tacky flying affect this is 1 of my best primus songs and vids

[Remeat]

I like the sync between live audio and the studio vid. Nice Job. PPPhhhggg HaWarKKK pToo! Gimme one dem shiners n pass the net brother, Got me a live one! Yeee Heee/ Fish On.

[bigjayrock4022]

wow, you people are arguing while watching a primus video......talk about no life

[russandersonus]

Just to show how friggin' awesome these guys are, the live song and video synch almost perfectly ... until the end.

[RUSHisCOOL69]

What did he say?

[roonil707]

fuck u douchebag

[PuffinButtLicker]

you're mature.

[roonil707]

u stay out of it jew

[paperkut69]

can't we and just SHAKE HANDS WITH BEEF and make up :)

[roonil707]

i dont think so

[buttlord123]

read the info dipshit fuckfacce

[roonil707]

i did u fuckin jew

[buttlord123]

lol how stupid do feel haha u even erased that comment

[roonil707]

fuck u dick fuck that was an accident!

[SuperHaloStarwarsFan]

I love the racism in your quotes... tell me... how can you be such an asshole?

[roonil707]

its just the way iam u jew