I believe in god. But my god is so much bigger than the god of the established religions. He is kind, funny, cool, loving and very clever. I also go with the jews who don't believe in hell. If there really is a hell, it is right here on earth. A hell created by all those religious nutballs that want nothing more but to see the world burn. Religious people don't really show a lot of respect to god's creation. To quote Brando: They lie and we have to be mercyful for those who lie. Bummer.
The funny thing is: The more these religious people disregard evolution as a fact the more they look like monkeys. For example bearded muslims but also east european priests. Men with beards simply look a lot like monkeys. Ironic.
@siralucard19 I totally agree, creationism should be taught at all schools.
All youngsters should be told about the great and wonderful being of Him, the Noodle in the Sky, the Saucy Master, His Savoriness*.
* The FSM does have a name, but it is so beautiful and difficult to pronounce by humans that it not only kills whoever attempts to utter it, but also everyone within a 3.7614 mile (6.0534 kilometer) radius (this is doubled when trying to write or type His name, and I don't want to kill you)
@siralucard19 You don't need a church to teach morals. There are many good people in this world who do not follow the Bible. Hmm...let's look at some of the other things the Bible teaches, like the condoning of slavery (Leviticus 25:44-46). Do you condone slavery too? Do you believe that every man is free to sell his daughter into sexual slavery? (Exodus 21:7-11)
@siralucard19 "doing bad is not right,both believers and non-believers know that, and won't you be scared to know that after you die you'll be tormented endlessly in hell?"
This is just totally hypocritical. Good deeds are only good deeds if they are done with good intentions, and if you're only doing a good deed to cover your own ass from being endlessly tormented, then you're not doing it out of the goodness of your heart. You're doing it to serve your own ends.
There is a relationship between the function of hydrogen working inside of us and the fact that the universe made of hydrogen and derivatives has the same Maker that we have and you are not even aware of it.
You cannot know if Christianity is true if you do not know what Christian teaching is and since you are comparing it to spaghetti Christianity, it is clear you have no clue. You are not thinking.
The only truth is that only our Maker is able to be our Savior because no one else can be.
As entertaining as I found this, there is only one thing in these 2 vids that I have to disagree with. I was not expecting it to be said and yet, it was.
@ TheRyyk fuck you. His Noodliness exists and is as real as you or I. And until you can disprove His existence, quit being a fucking douchebag and bashing other peoples beliefs.
all your 'creators' are false,.. lord KromDom, (who lives in a cave on uranus) created, and has control over everthing because he said so...
he demands that we sacrifice millions of big-macs per day.. and makes sure the non believers starve... he wants the trailer folks to give thier life savings to benny hinn, so that he can buy another 10K suit.. he also agrees with the killing of anyone who doesnt believe in him, fore they will be tortured forever in a vat of tempura...
for all those who seriously though people believed this, you are idiots.The FSM was simply invented to make a point about what is being taught in science classrooms.I personally believe somewhere in between creationism and evolution, and even voted agianst adding creationism to science classes in my school.It was used to point out that creationism and other inteligent design theories do not belong in a science classroom.That belongs in a religion classroom. I'm starting to lose hope for humans.
For the creationists who think that people believe in the Flying Spaghetti Monster: it was made up to mock YOU! You believe in talking snakes, a man living inside a whale, and a burning bush that talks and it's all perfectly logical to you, but the FSM is absolutely ridiculous, right? How are the things I mentioned from the Bible any less ridiculous than the FSM? THAT is the point! It was made up to show the ridiculousness of religion!
OMG. Do you rly believe in all this crap! this is scientogoly in roids. this shit makes christians look smart! you are an idiot! Do you have any real proof on this? *From atheist!*
For the creationists on here who are missing the point, people don't really believe in the FSM, it was made up to mock religion. Do you believe in fairies? Why not? There is just as much proof for the existence of fairies than there is of your god. Yet the existence of fairies is preposterous to you, while things like a burning bush that talks, a man living inside a whale, and a talking snake are perfectly logical to you because it's in the bible and you were brought up to believe in it. Get it?
never before have i been so happy about a religion...i dearly hope that somehow someday i will get to laugh in my teachers faces with this and prove that we arent all naive children who have been corrupted by society and show them they are the ones who have been corrupted...oh how i pray to the FMS that my dream will come true...(ramen!)
The Flying Spaghetti Monster (Pasta Be Upon Him) only shows favouritism towards pirates. Everyone else is on the same footing and he loves them all equally...
Imagine that.... A noodly God who loves the entire world (pirates not included) EQUALLY.
All who follow the Noodly Manipulator of Earthly Reality will be handsomly rewarded in the afterlife with unlimited access to a beer volcano and a stripper factory. It knocks blocks off of the imaginary Christian heaven.
After careful consideration of this text and the facts that you have put forward, i have decided to renounce my agnostic ways and embrace the noodly embrace of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, may his noodly appendage touch us all, for then blessed we shal be. Ramen.
I'm honestly going to ask, how do all of you actually believe in this? If you're trying to prove a point, don't start a ridiculous religion such as FSM! If you actually believe it though, prove this: spaghetti was even around until 12th century Italy, so how do you expect there to be some before then? And how could it be alive, better yet have the power to create the universe?!? Go to a real church, or go to a psychiatrist.
@TheRyyk What you don’t understand is that He built the world to make us think the earth is older than it really is.and also if you want to point out dates the dates of other curchs dont matter bc they THINK that dinosors and humans lived togeather bc of the young earth theroy.the first true belivers were ittalins as they and myself has taken his prayer and helps spred the world his noddleiness by making spaghetti in his image. real churchs pic kand chose there passages but The Gospel of the
@TheRyyk Flying Spaghetti Monster take heed to what it teaches in Captain Mosey and the Eight "I'd Really Rather You Didn'ts" teachs us very important things. The Gospel, Mosey the Pirate captain received ten stone tablets as advice from the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Of these original ten "I'd Really Rather You Didn'ts", two were dropped on the way down from Mount Salsa.This event "partly accounts for Pastafarians' flimsy moral standards."
@TheRyyk One commandment is "I'd really rather you didn't build multimillion-dollar synagogues / churches / temples / mosques / shrines to [His] Noodly Goodness when the money could be better spent ending poverty, curing diseases, living in peace, loving with passion and lowering the cost of cable." is that so bad? and also i recomend hearing the entire video moron.
@TheRyyk: As far as I know, no one actually believes the FSM is real, and anyone who says they do is most likely kidding. The point of the 'church' was to be a challenge to the Kansas School Board to recognize the stupidity of 'intelligent design.' By showing how easy religion is to manufacture, and by showing that even this 'religion' can't be proven to NOT exist (just like all faiths, which is a strike against them), it's meant to make a political statement against ID in schools. That's all.
@TheRyyk Being mad causes stress on yourself, and stress shortens your life.
Be happy, be optimistic, tolerate those who dont follow your beliefs, make a game or joke out of it like we have. It will be rewarding in the end for you because you will have less stress and have a better life as a result of it.
@TheRyyk No one really believes in the FSM you fucking idiot. Watch part 1, he even says it himself. Get your bible out of your ass and learn to take a joke.
@TheRyyk Actually, the Flying Spaghetti Monster was made up to show the ridiculousness of religion. So believing in talking snakes, a man building a giant boat and putting two of every animal in the world on it (he also lived to be 950 years old according to the bible) a burning bush that talks, and a man living inside of a whale are logical to you. How are these any more logical than the FSM? THAT is the point! People don't really believe in it. The joke's on you.
@TheRyyk You sir are an idiot. If you watched the first video he says that this is not a real religion more of a joke. You honestly think that some people believe in noodles? You're the idiot for believing it so why don't you take your bible thumping dumb ass out of here. Good day sir.
@TheRyyk Duh didnt you listen The almighty Flying Spaghetti Monster, made the world to seem much older. doing this he obviously was testing our faith, back in the 12th century there was a large amount of pirates and the FSM gave it to us Midgets as a gift. man your stupid
you are believing in something without science. christianity is just as infantile as flying spaghetti monsterism. don't you see the point? flying spaghetti monsterism was created as a religion to prove how stupid all religions are.
@TheRyyk You're asking us how somebody could believe the universe was created by something that wasn't alive or even existed until very recently in human history, and telling us that the solution is in a church... ironic.
An evangelical vermicellist once revealed to me that his noodley appendage first touch what we now call Italy. The spirit of Bobby Hendrix(s.b.u.h) was present there even before he was born.
He also said we should wear protective carb-based underpants.
@TheRyyk MarcoPolo brought pasta back from China,Italians DID NOT invent pasta(pasta had been around for thousands of yrs). That being said ,in the hidden history, Marco Polo stole the pasta from an FSM Monastary and also destroyed the Monastary because they were an abomination to Lord. Unknowingly tho he did not realize Pasta was a symbolic representation of Thier God that was to only be eaten during beer ceramonies and Religious events.The Pastafarian Reformation is now coming of age.
@TheRyyk The Flying Spaghetti Monster is testing all of us! he had planted spaghetti in the 12th century to make it seem like a normal food that people themselves invented, when in fact, it was him.
I used to be an atheist, but now as I know the truth about his noodliness. I yearn to be touched by his appendages and blessed a sauceful afterlife. Thank you o holy pastors for your bible of fsm and the new testicles.
the FSM loves us ,wants to have a relationship with us , please , just open your hearts and your minds let the FSM in .If you do this, know that you too will be saved ,R`Amen
As a Pastafarian myself, i cant believe that people are actually considering to teach creationism in schools. It is unethical to brainwash children with
un-falsifiable idiotic redneck "stuff" when the scientific evidence of evolutionism is overwhelming.
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I realy think that all of the people have cancer for you all belive in my dinner feses. Plus global warmin has too do with industry no pirates in somalia that kill children. If this is a real religon then how come it has only been recognonised as a cult not a religion and has only been here since 2000. catholisism has been here since 0 a.d. I THINK I SAW THOSE PICTURES ON THE BAD EDITING SECTION OF GOOGLE. BTW GO KILL YOUR SELF YOU CANT HERT ME BECAUSE I KILL YOUR GOD FOR DINNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Man i would love to join this religion but i eat spaghetti every sunday. I think i would be denied access to the FSM religion based on this account.... So i guess i go back to believing in the evil, self-centered, greedy, killing, hatefull, God of the old testemant. Or i could just go to a church that preaches of the same good, self rightious, kind, life giving, loving, God of the new testemant. Hmm, don't know which one.
@DINDRAGON As a teapotarian, I must object to this blasphemous assertion which deeply hurts my religious feelings! It was His Teaness who created the FSM! Just compare the Oxygen Radical Absorbance Capacity of Tea to that of Spaghetti if you don't believe me.
@howeworth FYI, as our fellow pirate DINDRAGON stated, the teapot was put there so his holy noodliness can have a refreshment when He journeys amongst the stars, it is clearly written in the FSM gospel,all the truth resides on it's pages
The entire point of Intelligent Desing is that the cosmos was made by an IMMATERIAL, SUPERNATURAL, ALL-KNOWING and ALL-POWERFULL entity, in other words, something DEVINE.
The Flying Spaghetti Monster does not qualify since it has none of those characteristics.
Get a clue Atheists. Try this rather than your FSM childishness :
I know I am commenting on a old comment, but I need to say it:
The FSM is truly divine and supernatural, as well as the other characteristics you mention. The FSM is a perfect being and has every perfection.
And another thing: this also mean that he exist, as is stated through the ontological argument (existance is a perfection, and as FSM has every perfection he must have existance).
Hopefully, you will soon be touched by His Noodly Appendage and see the truth. RAmen.
Pastafarianism has existeed since the creation of the world. It only became mainstream in 2005. Since the decline of pirates, Pastafarianism has been less and less known, and prior to 2005, was mainly worshipped in secret, due to the strong beliefs of others that it's nonsense. =P
praises to the starch high, let Jar be praised!!!! The Flying Spaghetti Monster lives in you and lives in me! we must be around as much beer and strippers as possible!!
Pastafarians, if nothing else, seem to be a lot nicer than people from other religious groups. when was the last time you heard a Pastafarian start an argument when someone said the FSM wasn't real? now about when someone said God isn't real? changes, doesn't it?
LOL Mmmm spegetti. I wonder what would happen if you drop the gosple book down in the middle of a village in the jungle and see if they would worship FSM.
And by the way, I heard Sir Issac Newton confessed on his grave that he made up gravity and all that stuff, he knew all along that it was god the Flying Spaghetti Monster holding down all that is down and up all that is up.
In the name of the Monster, his meatball, and his noodly appendage. R'amen
dragonzerro 1 month ago
How do i join? This is extremely thought through, and fits my agnostic/atheistic beliefs
TheJoshp912 2 months ago
I believe in god. But my god is so much bigger than the god of the established religions. He is kind, funny, cool, loving and very clever. I also go with the jews who don't believe in hell. If there really is a hell, it is right here on earth. A hell created by all those religious nutballs that want nothing more but to see the world burn. Religious people don't really show a lot of respect to god's creation. To quote Brando: They lie and we have to be mercyful for those who lie. Bummer.
MrUglyhorse3000 3 months ago
The funny thing is: The more these religious people disregard evolution as a fact the more they look like monkeys. For example bearded muslims but also east european priests. Men with beards simply look a lot like monkeys. Ironic.
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siralucard19 3 months ago
@siralucard19
Teach goodness, pity, kindness, love, peace and morality to your children because they're good values. Not because god says so.
All hail his noodly appendages in the name of the pasta, the sauce and the holy meatballs. R'amen.
jessicaakzo 2 months ago
@siralucard19 I totally agree, creationism should be taught at all schools.
All youngsters should be told about the great and wonderful being of Him, the Noodle in the Sky, the Saucy Master, His Savoriness*.
* The FSM does have a name, but it is so beautiful and difficult to pronounce by humans that it not only kills whoever attempts to utter it, but also everyone within a 3.7614 mile (6.0534 kilometer) radius (this is doubled when trying to write or type His name, and I don't want to kill you)
Ivaluemyprivacy 2 months ago
@siralucard19 You don't need a church to teach morals. There are many good people in this world who do not follow the Bible. Hmm...let's look at some of the other things the Bible teaches, like the condoning of slavery (Leviticus 25:44-46). Do you condone slavery too? Do you believe that every man is free to sell his daughter into sexual slavery? (Exodus 21:7-11)
JandBMan312 1 month ago
@siralucard19 "doing bad is not right,both believers and non-believers know that, and won't you be scared to know that after you die you'll be tormented endlessly in hell?"
This is just totally hypocritical. Good deeds are only good deeds if they are done with good intentions, and if you're only doing a good deed to cover your own ass from being endlessly tormented, then you're not doing it out of the goodness of your heart. You're doing it to serve your own ends.
JandBMan312 1 month ago
Does the Beer Volcano spouts Heineken Beer ? If so, I shall convert immediately.
Spirifiume 3 months ago 2
@Spirifiume i would belive its differnt volcanos= different beer so they probably have one :)
DarkDevilSpawn 3 months ago
I love how there is an ad for Mormonism next to this vid.
ilikebigbutts2295 3 months ago
...seriously...
XxSenorBanoxX 4 months ago
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This makes so much sense...
XxSenorBanoxX 4 months ago
in a pastafarian but dont douche on peoples beliefs
XxSilverCobraxX 4 months ago
PASTAFARIANS UNITE!!! I have the same beliefs as you... like IDENTICAL.
jessicalynnsharkey 5 months ago
the messag3e as he said acually make some kind of sence and this "religion" is a wake upp call acually :) thank you fsm!
bruuzz 6 months ago
He Boiled for our sins. BOILED until his pasta was soft. I would rather be crucified than boiled for 20 minutes.
19822andy 6 months ago 3
looks like theryyk cant say anything about FSM now.. poor christian got pwnd.
PanORotta 6 months ago
the clever part is the kids will think the FSM would be cooler than God in schools because they get to become pirates. It's just more fun.
180DegreeMason 6 months ago
You raise me up FSM
TheGongstar 7 months ago
I <3 FSM
sturfriedatheist 7 months ago
There is a relationship between the function of hydrogen working inside of us and the fact that the universe made of hydrogen and derivatives has the same Maker that we have and you are not even aware of it.
You cannot know if Christianity is true if you do not know what Christian teaching is and since you are comparing it to spaghetti Christianity, it is clear you have no clue. You are not thinking.
The only truth is that only our Maker is able to be our Savior because no one else can be.
JungleJargon 7 months ago
I need this gospel!
where can i get one?
Nixom1334 8 months ago
HAH HAH - Brilliant!
Fathergryndl 9 months ago
If the FSM was created to moch the Kansas School Board why has Michelangelo painted it so many hundred years ago?
mahakar11 9 months ago
As entertaining as I found this, there is only one thing in these 2 vids that I have to disagree with. I was not expecting it to be said and yet, it was.
Pirates are too divine beings damn it!
Inufan2005 10 months ago
@ TheRyyk fuck you. His Noodliness exists and is as real as you or I. And until you can disprove His existence, quit being a fucking douchebag and bashing other peoples beliefs.
dudeimjesus32 10 months ago
all your 'creators' are false,.. lord KromDom, (who lives in a cave on uranus) created, and has control over everthing because he said so...
he demands that we sacrifice millions of big-macs per day.. and makes sure the non believers starve... he wants the trailer folks to give thier life savings to benny hinn, so that he can buy another 10K suit.. he also agrees with the killing of anyone who doesnt believe in him, fore they will be tortured forever in a vat of tempura...
GeorgeNada1 10 months ago
for all those who seriously though people believed this, you are idiots.The FSM was simply invented to make a point about what is being taught in science classrooms.I personally believe somewhere in between creationism and evolution, and even voted agianst adding creationism to science classes in my school.It was used to point out that creationism and other inteligent design theories do not belong in a science classroom.That belongs in a religion classroom. I'm starting to lose hope for humans.
ImNotItachi 10 months ago
For the creationists who think that people believe in the Flying Spaghetti Monster: it was made up to mock YOU! You believe in talking snakes, a man living inside a whale, and a burning bush that talks and it's all perfectly logical to you, but the FSM is absolutely ridiculous, right? How are the things I mentioned from the Bible any less ridiculous than the FSM? THAT is the point! It was made up to show the ridiculousness of religion!
ChiTown7721 10 months ago
OMG. Do you rly believe in all this crap! this is scientogoly in roids. this shit makes christians look smart! you are an idiot! Do you have any real proof on this? *From atheist!*
CAPWEY 11 months ago
@CAPWEY Dear Atheist. You're doing it wrong.
Michimera 9 months ago
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CAPWEY 11 months ago
There are over 40 thousand denominations of Pastaferianism
iliveon 11 months ago
I was an atheist but FSM converted me, hallelujah!
darkmasterpel 11 months ago 2
FSM >>any deity simply because FSM has bigger balls than their's
eat666shit 11 months ago
For the creationists on here who are missing the point, people don't really believe in the FSM, it was made up to mock religion. Do you believe in fairies? Why not? There is just as much proof for the existence of fairies than there is of your god. Yet the existence of fairies is preposterous to you, while things like a burning bush that talks, a man living inside a whale, and a talking snake are perfectly logical to you because it's in the bible and you were brought up to believe in it. Get it?
ChiTown7721 11 months ago
To all the FSM haters:
You are all jealous that He will not touch you with His noodly appendages.
sourlemonice 1 year ago 3
Ramen!
SuperJasontheman 1 year ago
flying spaghetti monsterism is what a-pasta-sy get apostasy a pasta sy
Beeeeaaaaaarrjew 1 year ago
uh correction - fsm..
BrokenHeartlvs 1 year ago
never before have i been so happy about a religion...i dearly hope that somehow someday i will get to laugh in my teachers faces with this and prove that we arent all naive children who have been corrupted by society and show them they are the ones who have been corrupted...oh how i pray to the FMS that my dream will come true...(ramen!)
BrokenHeartlvs 1 year ago
@RcAntax
"And what doe the pastafarians say about evil?"
Evil is bad... Pasta is Good.
(Ramen little brother)
Stebsey1 1 year ago 3
@Stebsey1 I am loving the posts...really do lol
FiremanLouvier 1 year ago
@RcAntax
"The women ans mens role in the society."
The Flying Spaghetti Monster (Pasta Be Upon Him) only shows favouritism towards pirates. Everyone else is on the same footing and he loves them all equally...
Imagine that.... A noodly God who loves the entire world (pirates not included) EQUALLY.
Stebsey1 1 year ago 3
@RcAntax
"What happends after death"
All who follow the Noodly Manipulator of Earthly Reality will be handsomly rewarded in the afterlife with unlimited access to a beer volcano and a stripper factory. It knocks blocks off of the imaginary Christian heaven.
(you read it right my child.... UNLIMITED ACCESS)
Stebsey1 1 year ago 3
Please can anyone answer? I´m writing a work for school and there are some things I´m wondering about,
- What happends after death?
- The women ans mens roll in the society
- And what doe the pastafarians say about evil?
Thanks!
RcAntax 1 year ago
i told my Christian mother that i needed to save her Heathen soul and chased her around the house with the FSM Gospel
Confedy682 1 year ago
FSM is real......
snakeEyes4121 1 year ago
holy shit
BadTouchUltraRapist 1 year ago
After careful consideration of this text and the facts that you have put forward, i have decided to renounce my agnostic ways and embrace the noodly embrace of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, may his noodly appendage touch us all, for then blessed we shal be. Ramen.
Alkimos666 1 year ago 14
ordered that book before the video was even over lmao
apesoup 1 year ago
this is hilarious
TheLovesoul1 1 year ago
Thanks for this great vid. It explains FSM really well. Cheers from another Pastafarian!
crusherbevdr 1 year ago
Thanks for this great video. It explains the church of the flying spaghetti monster so well. Cheers from another Pastafarian!
crusherbevdr 1 year ago
Thanks for this great video. It explains the church of the flying spaghetti monster so well.
crusherbevdr 1 year ago
riveting... simply riveting!!!
iscampbell47275 1 year ago
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I'm honestly going to ask, how do all of you actually believe in this? If you're trying to prove a point, don't start a ridiculous religion such as FSM! If you actually believe it though, prove this: spaghetti was even around until 12th century Italy, so how do you expect there to be some before then? And how could it be alive, better yet have the power to create the universe?!? Go to a real church, or go to a psychiatrist.
TheRyyk 1 year ago
@TheRyyk What you don’t understand is that He built the world to make us think the earth is older than it really is.and also if you want to point out dates the dates of other curchs dont matter bc they THINK that dinosors and humans lived togeather bc of the young earth theroy.the first true belivers were ittalins as they and myself has taken his prayer and helps spred the world his noddleiness by making spaghetti in his image. real churchs pic kand chose there passages but The Gospel of the
TonPappa 1 year ago
@TheRyyk Flying Spaghetti Monster take heed to what it teaches in Captain Mosey and the Eight "I'd Really Rather You Didn'ts" teachs us very important things. The Gospel, Mosey the Pirate captain received ten stone tablets as advice from the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Of these original ten "I'd Really Rather You Didn'ts", two were dropped on the way down from Mount Salsa.This event "partly accounts for Pastafarians' flimsy moral standards."
TonPappa 1 year ago
@TheRyyk One commandment is "I'd really rather you didn't build multimillion-dollar synagogues / churches / temples / mosques / shrines to [His] Noodly Goodness when the money could be better spent ending poverty, curing diseases, living in peace, loving with passion and lowering the cost of cable." is that so bad? and also i recomend hearing the entire video moron.
TonPappa 1 year ago 3
@TheRyyk: As far as I know, no one actually believes the FSM is real, and anyone who says they do is most likely kidding. The point of the 'church' was to be a challenge to the Kansas School Board to recognize the stupidity of 'intelligent design.' By showing how easy religion is to manufacture, and by showing that even this 'religion' can't be proven to NOT exist (just like all faiths, which is a strike against them), it's meant to make a political statement against ID in schools. That's all.
Pastafarian4Life 1 year ago 62
@Pastafarian4Life Flying Spaghetti monster is more believable than a god.
Zekezan88 6 months ago
@Pastafarian4Life the FSM isn't real!?
omfgitsclassik 4 months ago 2
@TheRyyk Being mad causes stress on yourself, and stress shortens your life.
Be happy, be optimistic, tolerate those who dont follow your beliefs, make a game or joke out of it like we have. It will be rewarding in the end for you because you will have less stress and have a better life as a result of it.
Ramen
BornAgainPastafarian 1 year ago
@TheRyyk Quote: ´´spaghetti was even around until 12th century Italy, so how do you expect there to be some before then?´´
That is because the great FSM, the true GOD by the way, didn´t want us to know about spaghetti to prove our faith!.
Sounds familiar?
fablesergio 1 year ago 5
@TheRyyk I could say the same for Christianity or any other religion
beauguthery 1 year ago
@TheRyyk No one really believes in the FSM you fucking idiot. Watch part 1, he even says it himself. Get your bible out of your ass and learn to take a joke.
RavetasticSpartan 1 year ago
@TheRyyk Actually, the Flying Spaghetti Monster was made up to show the ridiculousness of religion. So believing in talking snakes, a man building a giant boat and putting two of every animal in the world on it (he also lived to be 950 years old according to the bible) a burning bush that talks, and a man living inside of a whale are logical to you. How are these any more logical than the FSM? THAT is the point! People don't really believe in it. The joke's on you.
ChiTown7721 11 months ago
@TheRyyk You sir are an idiot. If you watched the first video he says that this is not a real religion more of a joke. You honestly think that some people believe in noodles? You're the idiot for believing it so why don't you take your bible thumping dumb ass out of here. Good day sir.
slugger12 11 months ago
@TheRyyk Duh didnt you listen The almighty Flying Spaghetti Monster, made the world to seem much older. doing this he obviously was testing our faith, back in the 12th century there was a large amount of pirates and the FSM gave it to us Midgets as a gift. man your stupid
Shiryuk0 11 months ago
@TheRyyk <---idiot
you are believing in something without science. christianity is just as infantile as flying spaghetti monsterism. don't you see the point? flying spaghetti monsterism was created as a religion to prove how stupid all religions are.
ec123456789able 10 months ago
@TheRyyk 1) You sir are an idiot.
2) You will be struck down by his Noodly Appendage.
Kobaganda 9 months ago 6
@TheRyyk You're asking us how somebody could believe the universe was created by something that wasn't alive or even existed until very recently in human history, and telling us that the solution is in a church... ironic.
puzzledplatypus 9 months ago 10
@puzzledplatypus RAmen brother/sister !
An evangelical vermicellist once revealed to me that his noodley appendage first touch what we now call Italy. The spirit of Bobby Hendrix(s.b.u.h) was present there even before he was born.
He also said we should wear protective carb-based underpants.
test123ok 1 month ago
@TheRyyk MarcoPolo brought pasta back from China,Italians DID NOT invent pasta(pasta had been around for thousands of yrs). That being said ,in the hidden history, Marco Polo stole the pasta from an FSM Monastary and also destroyed the Monastary because they were an abomination to Lord. Unknowingly tho he did not realize Pasta was a symbolic representation of Thier God that was to only be eaten during beer ceramonies and Religious events.The Pastafarian Reformation is now coming of age.
Urfullobull 9 months ago 5
@TheRyyk jackass
msupermario7 9 months ago
@TheRyyk Idiot.
DIRECTVable 8 months ago
@TheRyyk The Flying Spaghetti Monster is testing all of us! he had planted spaghetti in the 12th century to make it seem like a normal food that people themselves invented, when in fact, it was him.
prove THAT wrong!
CrayZDude2 8 months ago 4
@TheRyyk did you even watch the video? -.-'''
OREOcb 7 months ago
@TheRyyk Hahahaha has anyone ever said that you might be retarded. How do you expect anyone to respect your beliefs if you don't respect theirs!
TheVyndictus 6 months ago
your volume levels are terrible, can't hear a thing... sorry no rating here. best.
raw420x 1 year ago
I used to be an atheist, but now as I know the truth about his noodliness. I yearn to be touched by his appendages and blessed a sauceful afterlife. Thank you o holy pastors for your bible of fsm and the new testicles.
dac38555 1 year ago 2
How dare you.
The proof that The Flying Spaghetti Monster exists is that you exist. You wouldn't be here if he didn't create you to be here.
darketernal3 1 year ago
good... i thought they were for real with this FSM religion
SaviorTOP 1 year ago
THERE ARE ONLY 17 PIRATES LEFT!?!? This is blasphemy! I call for a JIHAD!!!
AestusL4 1 year ago 5
@AestusL4 COUNT ME IN!!!
scorpioninpink 1 year ago
FSM can take many forms, and in 2936 he shall return and re create the earth by washing out all the nations with sauce.
snakeEyes4121 1 year ago 2
stop global warming, become a pirate - now!
realkontschi 1 year ago 61
the FSM loves us ,wants to have a relationship with us , please , just open your hearts and your minds let the FSM in .If you do this, know that you too will be saved ,R`Amen
mooroopoo 1 year ago
@Demonyk1 Shows how much you know dumb ass.
pipers9111 1 year ago
FSM bless us
pigman94curry 1 year ago
@pigman94curry Everyone!
DarkEvilWorm002 1 year ago
I was a devout christian for 9 years... and have been an atheist for about 8 years.. I think it's time to switch over to Pastafarianism!! ^_^
BowserKod 1 year ago 5
As a pastafarian i say teach the controversey the jury is still out.
groovyengineer 1 year ago
could not agree more with you!
As a Pastafarian myself, i cant believe that people are actually considering to teach creationism in schools. It is unethical to brainwash children with
un-falsifiable idiotic redneck "stuff" when the scientific evidence of evolutionism is overwhelming.
ale38s 1 year ago
This comment has received too many negative votes show
I realy think that all of the people have cancer for you all belive in my dinner feses. Plus global warmin has too do with industry no pirates in somalia that kill children. If this is a real religon then how come it has only been recognonised as a cult not a religion and has only been here since 2000. catholisism has been here since 0 a.d. I THINK I SAW THOSE PICTURES ON THE BAD EDITING SECTION OF GOOGLE. BTW GO KILL YOUR SELF YOU CANT HERT ME BECAUSE I KILL YOUR GOD FOR DINNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
pipers9111 1 year ago
@pipers9111 You have the right to believe in your own religion, but don't hate on other religions please. It is just immature.
Gabumon54321 1 year ago
@Gabumon54321 to fucking bad this crap wasent even belived untill bush got elect the 2nd time.
pipers9111 1 year ago
@pipers9111 Your president has nothing to do with pastafarianism.
Gabumon54321 1 year ago
@pipers9111 i think you've relied too much on automatic spell checking programs over the years.
SilverMoonBlackStar 1 year ago
ALL HAIL THE FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER..... Ramen
superseandude 1 year ago
@superseandude no no no just no
pipers9111 1 year ago
is this religion for people who like pasta (PASTAfarianism) flying SPAGHETTI monster
Sirjake195 1 year ago
Man i would love to join this religion but i eat spaghetti every sunday. I think i would be denied access to the FSM religion based on this account.... So i guess i go back to believing in the evil, self-centered, greedy, killing, hatefull, God of the old testemant. Or i could just go to a church that preaches of the same good, self rightious, kind, life giving, loving, God of the new testemant. Hmm, don't know which one.
liv34today 1 year ago
I am so changing my religion.
scottieman2 1 year ago 2
Sadly, this perfectly good explanation will be heared only by those who already know.
Borstian 1 year ago 5
R'amen fellow Pastafarian! Hail the FSM.
GameMaster255 1 year ago 6
R'Amen, bruthah, R'Amen.
MareDesiderii 2 years ago 7
Ramen
JDog415 2 years ago 4
babscabs1987 took the words right out of my mouth.
apathag 2 years ago
well done sir
babscabs1987 2 years ago
Ramen!
dismo77 2 years ago
I put on my FSM T-Shirt I got for Chrifsmas(FSMas) just for this two part video :)
r'Amen
HypnoPants 2 years ago 3
WWFSMD
JackPhelpswho 2 years ago
how come they do not teach this in my school ???
keydon1234 2 years ago
excellent video...point well taken my friend
wugenowski 2 years ago
one day at school this kid in my calc class looked the FSM up and we thought it was funny so we joke about it everyday in calc
MikeyLikesNike 2 years ago
fantastic set of videos! pastafarianism is great
sclemzoid 2 years ago
My noodly appendage gets so hard
that a cat couldn't scratch it sometimes...
^..^
TheWildAssCopyCat 2 years ago
May he bless you with his noodlely arm
scottieman2 2 years ago
Ramen!
cjeagles2007 2 years ago 3
this is totaly true that creationasim has no more evidence that the FSM
bairnotforlong 2 years ago 5
RAmen to that
BornAgainPastafarian 2 years ago
all hail the monster and his noodly appendage
jeevs182 2 years ago 3
Ramen!
IxGaarAxI 2 years ago 4
2:42
hahahahahaha!
Ryagful 2 years ago
totally awesome
returnthegods 2 years ago
Sign me up bud. although this does undermine peoples beliefs in a slightly irreverant fashion, its rationale is flawless.
0450979 2 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
check out my video of the FSM prophet
tm11111111 2 years ago
The FSM is real and we believe in him with all our liver... the dude there says the contrary so that we do not sound silly... and to test our faith.
Ramen.
DINDRAGON 2 years ago 4
Ramen
asaf92 2 years ago
Ramen!
kiiler2 2 years ago 2
Ramen!
KMan661 2 years ago 3
The China teapot was put there by the FSM so that he can have a refreshment in his regular journeys between the planets.
DINDRAGON 2 years ago 66
@DINDRAGON it is all so clear to me now!!
siggdigg 1 year ago
@DINDRAGON As a teapotarian, I must object to this blasphemous assertion which deeply hurts my religious feelings! It was His Teaness who created the FSM! Just compare the Oxygen Radical Absorbance Capacity of Tea to that of Spaghetti if you don't believe me.
howeworth 1 year ago
@howeworth FYI, as our fellow pirate DINDRAGON stated, the teapot was put there so his holy noodliness can have a refreshment when He journeys amongst the stars, it is clearly written in the FSM gospel,all the truth resides on it's pages
eat666shit 11 months ago
omg how can this guy say all this text without laughing :D
wowlvl2noob 2 years ago
RAmen!
DrewWantsU 2 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
The entire point of Intelligent Desing is that the cosmos was made by an IMMATERIAL, SUPERNATURAL, ALL-KNOWING and ALL-POWERFULL entity, in other words, something DEVINE.
The Flying Spaghetti Monster does not qualify since it has none of those characteristics.
Get a clue Atheists. Try this rather than your FSM childishness :
watch?v=pJotUb4AfnU
watch?v=Kz6vYo2ZzvQ
watch?v=_v_SQJFPItg
Durandal1492 2 years ago
I know I am commenting on a old comment, but I need to say it:
The FSM is truly divine and supernatural, as well as the other characteristics you mention. The FSM is a perfect being and has every perfection.
And another thing: this also mean that he exist, as is stated through the ontological argument (existance is a perfection, and as FSM has every perfection he must have existance).
Hopefully, you will soon be touched by His Noodly Appendage and see the truth. RAmen.
ScriptorVoluptarius 2 years ago 6
Having not read the Gospel of the FSM can it really be said that spaghetti, in any form, can be perfect without parmesean cheese?
AFLoneWolf 2 years ago 4
Only a heretic would question the perfectness of FSM! All hail His noodly appendage!
cablepanos 2 years ago
I recently was Touched by His Noodly Appendage, and I think this video is a great explanation of the Pastafarian "religion." RAmen.
Also, you have a cool voice.
CJWproductions 2 years ago
RAmen!
mjttb1 2 years ago
Most people don't know Bob Marley was really a Pastafarian, not a Rastafarian. One of his big hit songs was originally entitled "No Ramen, No Cry"
Mrmikeshelton 2 years ago 40
Pastafarianism begun in 2005, a while after Bob Marley's death
KanoZoza 2 years ago
Pastafarianism has existeed since the creation of the world. It only became mainstream in 2005. Since the decline of pirates, Pastafarianism has been less and less known, and prior to 2005, was mainly worshipped in secret, due to the strong beliefs of others that it's nonsense. =P
CJWproductions 2 years ago 3
That's what timeists wants you to believe... time-space continuum? Give me a break! Who does believe this scientific mambo jumbo of gravitists...
DINDRAGON 2 years ago 5
ramen!
sirscrotum 2 years ago
praises to the starch high, let Jar be praised!!!! The Flying Spaghetti Monster lives in you and lives in me! we must be around as much beer and strippers as possible!!
teasnax 2 years ago
Roflmao XD
dubbeltid 2 years ago
Ramen.
RoseSkye 2 years ago
Ramen
georgeorwelI 2 years ago
Raghu
Raghu
Raghu
rAmen.
draagon66 2 years ago
finally a nice documentary on the pastafarianism
thanks.
isakelo 2 years ago
this is amazing xD
metalsonic123456 2 years ago 2
one more convert!
thegroovemonkey 2 years ago 2
Does anyone know if Boarders sell the gospel?
MonkeyOctober 2 years ago
Pastafarians, if nothing else, seem to be a lot nicer than people from other religious groups. when was the last time you heard a Pastafarian start an argument when someone said the FSM wasn't real? now about when someone said God isn't real? changes, doesn't it?
gameguy1513 2 years ago 4
strippers and beer surely await you.
nhhhgfghtyh 2 years ago 4
RAmen!
d34dly4rr0w 2 years ago
rAmen
50gang 3 years ago
May you be touched by his Noodley Appendage! rAmen!
rohanwotan2 3 years ago 5
LOL Mmmm spegetti. I wonder what would happen if you drop the gosple book down in the middle of a village in the jungle and see if they would worship FSM.
scottieman2 3 years ago
Argghhh
galuiot 3 years ago
And by the way, I heard Sir Issac Newton confessed on his grave that he made up gravity and all that stuff, he knew all along that it was god the Flying Spaghetti Monster holding down all that is down and up all that is up.
RavenBlaze 3 years ago 13
This explains things really well. I'm new to pastafarianism so this video makes things clearer for me.
RAmen.
cookingfat1 3 years ago 5
RAmen, brother. And welcome, callthemall! W're glad you've bee touched by his noodly appendage.
ozhall 3 years ago 2
Hey man, good work... it's fascinating to read the comments....very well communicated,.to me any way...
erbeeflower 3 years ago
why Did you have to explain the joke... Damn!!
But on second thoughts... some agnostics and waiting-to-be-poked christians will thank you.
RAmen!!!!!!!!!!
charles23451 3 years ago
I am totally joining
TheSurrealWife 3 years ago 2
yay I'm a pastafarian from now on!!
one more member!
callthemall 3 years ago
RAmen!!! RAmen!!!
rakshamg 3 years ago
Nice video but the end is somehow bad in my opinion