Candy: Job Interview - Comedy Time

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[strovrpwr]

women just aren't that funny in general.

[GreenGearMood]

@strovrpwr "Yeah but they're pretty hot, so give them a free pass throughout all of life and to hell with men who put forth any effort."

[DKBuzzsaw]

@strovrpwr Nice! Relying on an old, wonky stereotype to help you deal with being hurt by one too many women. If girls aren't funny "in general," then... Gee what on earth could you be doing here? For your info sweetheart, women have had to develop a great sense of humor to help them cope with assholes. Go wash your a-shirt, it has pizza stains.

[strovrpwr]

@DKBuzzsaw Sorry if my comment offended you. A good sense of humor doesn't make a person necessarily funny per say. I came to this clip because I recognized her from a tv show, and are not all of the *funniest* comedians males? Women always want a guy that can make them laugh, hmmm I wonder why that is. And to further prove my point, your "Go wash your a-shirt, it has pizza stains" line was rather unfunny.

[rosalbaboyte]

cute .. like your clip .. keep it up =)

[killuminati214]

we watched this in class haha

[asus3571]

i dont believe in matrriage but i'd marry her

[Cnupoc]

she changed her voice for this and it's not really funny...

[maximusdecimus888]

LOL, that's the chick that walked off Nobody Likes Onions mid-show.

[anonymousd13]

Sounds like Katie Morgan

[TheWorldsStage]

@anonymousd13 Only the perverts agree. I agree.

[Xytos]

that's how they interview a programmer? i always imagine they would ask about stacks, queues, algorithms, maps/graphs, knowedge/experience in different languages and technologies

[erectionaffection]

i want candy i want candy lol

[MyDogAteMyHW]

i usually hate these online youtube skits and the actors are usually terrible but this was actually incredibly funny, shes very talented, i really hope she gets far

ps. i love candy!!! lol

[imaginaryboii]

"Thanks for your time thought like I'll call you or something?"

ROFL!!!!

[GingerAncon]

Really clever..this should have more 'likes'!

[ShadowPhoenix82]

Oh god, she was applying for a programmer!??! "I'm actually already kinda buzzed so I'll just meet you at the bar." Hahahah! Maybe some don't have a sweet tooth, I know I sure love Candy! :-p

[hairy0pothead]

Lol Paris Hilton.

[BRUC2016]

She looks and acts like many female comics on Saturday Night Live, only she's

much better looking. How many attractive female comics have made it big in show business? Diane Keaton was funny but mainly as a sidekick to Woody Allen. Sarah Silverman was on the verge on making it but never did. Plus, how many entertainers besides ventriloquists come from Dallas?

[strongyang]

this german lady is sexy. won the last comic standing few years ago

[NephilimRomance]

@strongyang She's not German, she's a Jew.

[federman]

So is she trying to be Sarah Silverman, or what?

[Lotrfan99]

@federman god i hope not.

[howsitdrrudi]

i would love to see those titties

[LynottLTD]

I would love to see Candy get a bunch of cream pies in her face. Now that would be funny and sexy !

[sok8888]

3 women went for a secretary job interview. The 1st said she could type 200 words/min, the 2nd said she has a degree in commerce, and the 3rd said she has 10 years experience. Who got the job?

The one with big boobs who did not come to the interview.

Seriously, you all know or hear of the one with big boobs who got that promotion.

[penorwrinkle]

im already kind of buzzed so ill just meet you at the bar. hahahahahahaha

[tecameron]

Just wasn't funny!

[occeo]

I'm sure having a nice cleavage is a big bonus in an interview.

[steveonewingedangel]

this is boring but shes hot xD

[Aberckmans1]

I don't love Candy

[dleonorasalma]

Liked the part when she said, " Ummm..I'm not really good at reading"???...LMAO

[festina44]

Where can i meet a girl like Candy? I totally love her!

[cclmnop]

I'm drunk but this is funny as hell. "I'm not racist at all!"

[melvinbrand]

That is the most excellent skit ever.

[Matthappy420]

funny, she's hot.

[ahlforth]

She won?? How unfunny is Last Comic Standing?

[zabeh]

lol "you certainly have a colorful personality"

"oh no, i am not racist at all"

LMFAO!!!!

[dreamsound2]

is actually not so far from reality

[brandon98188]

is this the last comic standing?

[armageddon7554]

i luv candy

[xHalinuuhDurrh]

It's not "Laugh Out Loud" funny kind of thing its kind of like "Oh i get it pretty funny inside kind of thing". :D My opinon

[melvinbrand]

All good clean fun. :) Go Candy!

[raceway24]

Not bad (not funny either) but not bad

[mrdre1019]

what in the world

[LittleKittyMineMine]

holy crap

didnt she win last comic standing?

[vogueboy1]

She is ripping off Brandi Belle. Then again, nothing is orignal anymore. As long as it works.

[HolyToffee]

"Im not rly good in umm.. like reading"

xDDDDD

SO GOOOOOD

<333333333 it :D

[moviegeek65]

I want Candy.

[stevema2]

i would so hire her as an office slut and man's deposit box lmao :p

[lentilsonlent]

When the guy says "colorful personality" it sounds like he's saying "clarpel personality". Long story short, I just wasted my time trying to look up the word clarpel -- as well as klarpel, clarpiel, colarpul, and so on -- in the dictionary.

[Schroeder77]

She exactly as hot as she isn't funny.

[trublu97]

hey, that girl ran as the VP with McClown. glad to see she landed on her feet.

[SymAmineC8H11N]

yeah, iliza shlesinger stop flattering yourself w/ these dumb sketches & trying to be an actress; & just go into porn... 'cause you suck & you're not funny

[DaNnYaBz13]

that wasnt funny at all...

[StylliazZ]

yeah.. nice tits...

[googleccd079]

nice tites

[GonxhaMASH]

tites?

[googleccd079]

does it matter to you??, idiot

[ulug89]

titeas

[wshomy11]

waste of time but she has a great rack

[icyhearted01]

Night school and massage therapy classes? Rofl. I'm not really good at like reading. Lol. Greatest streangth is shopping. Lol. Whoa! She had some tits.

[DrFoofyMan]

This wasn't funny or clever at all. Maybe you should take up crochet. Can I have my 3 and a half minutes back, please?

[Fjohnny]

um, anyway, she`s got nice boobies!!

[DrFoofyMan]

And you ARE a booby.

[ndoor33353]

The only way I would be interviewing Candy would be letting her deep throat my 14 inch cock. After that, I would doggie fuck her and shoot a gallon of sperm into her.

[DrFoofyMan]

You mean your 3 inch cock, which is also where your brain is, fuckwit.

[ndoor33353]

You are fucked up. You act like your a queer.

[DrFoofyMan]

I must have hit pretty close to home, eh, retard?

[ndoor33353]

Your the dipshit man. I have my act together.

I don't suck dicks like you do.

[DrFoofyMan]

Oh yeah, you have your act together. HAHAHAHA!

[ndoor33353]

Oh yeah, I very much have my act together. HAHAHAHA!

[meowdragon]

She looks like Lexi the porn star

[xxLextalionesxx]

That guy can't act.

[MonokuroBooHokKan]

Tee tee why el.

[KVCunknown]

dude how big is that friggin tattoo???

[MrHollick]

ROFl thatwas too funny!

[trueskiller]

everyone love boobies

[feifeskufus]

wait holy crap she's one of the final eight in last comic standing

[TylersRide]

Hey Guys,

Check out episode 3 of Tyler's Ride. I don't think his interview experience goes that much better than Candy's.

[hamsouthuth]

Haha wat a larf!!!

[nimitz92]

candy lol

[katix17]

haha it took me a while to understand why she said she wasnt racist.

[Sprmcandy]

cute.

[oliverwhoo]

i want candy.. i want to see her without her wrapper

[FitchFANATIC]

perv

[trueskiller]

ownage

[blackweb50]

My boss would hire her without question!

[marcellaellabella15]

that was funny. dumb blondes go bright brunettes

[kruger27]

Everybody fucks Candy!

[pulnulsh]

i love candys tits lol

[kaliyarivet]

She's funny.

[makaboo17]

uh.....no commet

[CandelarioGalvan]

Even though this is an act I have seen people far worse than her in Job Interview and get hired. One guy came a job interview wearing a shirt that said. I FEAR NO BEER.

[allsister25613]

so

wat

[missjo5ie]

Reminds me of my friend Chloe

[RockOnBob85]

I feel distrout.... I dont know what to think... HA HA HA HA HA

[SugarySalsa]

ahah ' thats dang funny

[ADAMundo]

These are good! Ha. nice job - i'll watch more.

[jennyinpink22]

LOL!

[elleshellmo]

"sometimes life is black and white, like an oreo or a dog." was great!

[font21]

She showed up wasted! That's great!!!! Remember: There is no problem too large that a few drinks won't make it go away!

[KoroOutbreak]

I'm glad I gave this thing another chance... The writing in this one is pretty good.

[KDS211]

candy-date!!!

[Rdp2440]

:D lol

[taylahhhhhh]

lmaoooooo

[SauronsEye]

Total failure but she owned the interview when she said....I'll call you or something.

Turned the scenario around in a heart beat.

I'm going to go for an interview at a job that I don't really want and try that. See if they beg me to come and work for them.

[zz03]

lol, she probably would have gotten the job.. come on now isnt that how it works!

[jessiejenn]

BLAHHH

[Xfos]

that was great

[BiteMezzzz]

candt i wanna put my meat in your void

[SirenDevil]

Love it

[rontoto]

hot chick

[legend2k]

pregamer? wtf...lol its' funny cuz I kno tons of girls like that.

[yankeeshogun]

The actor doing the interviewer part is great, what a trip.

[oscarmk1985]

haha she actually said ttyl.

[Cheerleading4Ever]

LOL, hilarious.

[yohan16]

What an airhead!

[Nukemoose1]

heh, she's not too bright

[quj0r]

newsflash: it's a character.

[kolla123]

this was a video about boobs right?

[hetgroenegif]

extensions made out of children's hair? LOL!

[erc218]

lotta pervs commenting but, i thought this was funny stuff!!!

[davevt04]

if by fun loving personality you mean fun bags, i agree.

[crunchycrunchy]

her voice hurts... makes me want to cut myself to kill the pain

[united016]

she reminds me so much of this girl in my history class. wow exactly the same except this one is 10xxxxx hotter

[trenchantmark]

Are they real?

[azuki1982]

nice bod

[GoingBrokeMan]

I didn't hear anything she said for some reason....

[monkybizzness]

"oh, no...im totally not racist!" lol

[NickPuin]

Your funny...I know it is an act...I know her.

[turtleng408]

This is just stupid....it's not even funny stupid....

[bogusidspam]

Who was being interviewed?

[gettinmoney3030]

I LOVE CANDY!!!WHOAAA

[Mistah2]

Dam, shes gotta a real nice rack!

[villagec3]

Funny stuff. I think I'll watch the others. "..actually I am already kind'a buzzed, so I'll just meet you at the bar, TTYL, Bye.." Being clueless is bliss! Wonder if she has a healthy blood pressure?

[KenwoodKlown]

Sheesh old formula! Buggers what a waste of time.

[jdonald24]

lol I liked it. It was funny.

Just ignore the 12yr old comments *sigh*

[markkickmark]

as funny as a cyst on your eyeball

[hightimes420420]

dental hyginiest?

[LuvhandleR]

Great acting all around!!

[blink182andtheused]

this is sooo FUCKED UP!

[threebrothersproject]

quit comedy industry you were made for pOrn

[DanteRugal]

I want to eat your ass up

[c7373]

just get ya cans out

[Ciorexxx]

i got a job for her

[DemoFly]

I see to many of these broads everyday. No need to see another.

[americanpsyko]

I'd like to fuck this girl to death, but seriously I can't watch this shit.

[bethbork]

cute funny not LOL but kinda ha ha

[selos69]

candy: massive tits

[sethseven777]

I actually know someone likes this. It's embarrassing. Don't get me wrong, she's hot but seriously annoying

[smooogy]

Guys, lets cock slap this bitch - knock some sense into her *zip*

[kingsizecobber]

the correct terminology is I believe 'turkey slap'

[somechav]

yo ming

[seymour333]

Candy's SWEET!

She reminds me of only about 95% American women in the workplace.

[alexanderbagpipe]

absolutely true

[RMeirKahane]

oh wow i actually know iliza schlesinger personally, having seen a comedy show of hers and then speaking to her afterward. she truly is a hot sexy babe, one that i would just love to kiss every inch of that lucious body of hers for all of eternity...and by the way, she is much smarter in real life, lol

[RandallMRueff]

Wow...

[MostalMan]

Pffff.... Posh!

[imhighonpcp]

lets make a bong outta the vase the vase

[resumedsr]

This is the most irritating video on youtube. please do not make more.

[Stroopinator]

I don't hink you're watching the same YouTube I am.

This isn't spectacular, but it's not crap either.

[KBAM14]

she has some nice boobs

[ourtinyservant]

"i have a ying yang on my back because life is sometimes just black and white - like oreos, or a dog"

ha!

[quakra]

Jenna Elfman called - she wants her shtick back.

[krebs50229]

Made me smile, I liked it.

[aussiebear22]

BOOBIES!

[KBAM14]

tits are nice

[cccomatose]

nice boobs .

[agalerex]

lol...

.../agree

[LAQuadskater]

The writing is better than the performances.

With a character like this you need to be fully committed.

And not play so much of a cliche dumb blonde, get more specific. Pick a specific person you have encountered and do them. Even doing Anna Nicole would work better than the cliche bimbo you did.

[YTS]

if thats your real personality then all you're good for is sex. i bet you're really good at that ;)

[Xpalman]

only usefull for a fuck, lets scan her brain, big as a nut? iq of 7? become a bitch, you'll make a lot of money and u don't need ur mind if u have 1.

[258ent]

Yeah she is cute and its funny so if you're ready for a real gut buster then watch 125th & NOWHERE featuring Jada Pinkett and starring Caleeb Pinkett. Post a comment and let us know what you think. FWA is the latest crazy joint from the street trust.