DO YOU SIT DOWN WHEN YOU PEE?!?

[JaMiNaLiCiOuS07]

Idk why people say your a voice for the LGBT Community. Referring to a gay man/trans woman that sits down to pee as, "Not normal" is very transphobic. I understand you have issues with Chris Crocker or whatever. But First grow some balls and say it directly! WE all know its Chris Crocker. Don't be some punk bitch! And second as a gay person you shouldn't judge those who are people who defy gender boundaries. You are pathetic.

[steven29160]

0:29 NIPPLE

[steven29160]

no



[slydawg221]

idk wtf that thing is with the blonde hair but it should be in the dictionary next to the word ugly.

[cfrenchist]

I do!

[MoldytoasterMedia]

why are gay dudes always so angry?

Take a chill pill

[jman4208]

tranny but funny you can pass as a woman you look hot as a woman just add a little make up NO HOMO

[bonyskullz]

@jman4208 bro that is straight up homo lmao

[PukeZombies]

"What! I don't sit down when i pee. The defeats the purpose of a..." Haha XD

Well..i have to sit down,It's kinda necessary. :b

[paintandletters]

i do .....but i have a vag

[sexibeastXD]

omfg hahaha u totally ruined chris crocker in this vid.... lol i dont hate chris tho .. :)

[giathecat]

Chris crocket impertionation? xDD

[charleeTHEemokitty1]

well im a girl so i kinda have to or i'd get pee everywhere  x.x

[ItsTheWooo]

As a female, I've mastered the art of peeing while standing. It is a necessity when you work near public bathrooms. Quite simply you squat like a dog might over the toilet... presto, pee in the toilet, no contact with the seat. It's brilliant.

I never touch anything with hands, other than clean toilet paper. The idea of touching the toilet handle to flush freaks me out, I ALWAYS use my shoe. I use my foot to open the door and to lock it. I don't touch the faucet with my bare hands either.

[roger62383]

i stand up when i poo

[iluvericortiz]

ummm... my mom told me to pee on the chereos so i have to kinda aim lol lerv ya

[Avrilcrazy455]

lol

[TehNubTwinz]

...this is stupid.

[CRAZYRAYMAN]

You almost have the weird crazy look dude...almost.

[chelseaisspecial]

At first I was wondering why I was watching a Chris crocker video, then I realized that it was Matt :P

[Gothgirl4370]

r u trying to act like chris crocker lol funny

[paintandletters]

umm im a girll so ya i kinda have to

[mythman7177]

Ha he's gay and emo ha I made a funny

[HaloCustomFilms]

I sit when I pee, and I'm not gay! THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH IT!

[cocokate234]

I SIT WHEN I PEE !! <33

[Enlightenedone4200]

boring. Sigh.

[deanreenAus]

I SIT XD hehehe love the video you make a great chris crocker :) You make me smile & i love you for it :)

[Camaromandave98]

cocksucker, go slurp the pee off the seat.

[yousuckbieber]

i don't... quire

[guineapeaux12]

Chris crocker rite?

[TylerDontForget16]

I Sit When I Pee!

[MichaelKheel1]

crish crocker :P

[Paul8820]

What The Fuck? you guys are faggots.

[RumbleCow]

ya figure that one out on your own there pauly?

[homolover58]

no no they dont

[SSS111SSS1110]

gays have cunt xDD

[101iguy]

oh and he looked so much better with blue hair blond is ok :l

[101iguy]

the end was sooooo funny!!!!!!!!!!! when he just stairs into the camera with the weird pink thing in the backround or whatever FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[TheVirtualove]

i saw a vid with u and conoor ...u too r so adorable why u 2 broken up?

[Odis2taylorpawliuk]

people are hatin but i like your videos better without conner

[zazzlebabe12345]

ur kinda cut for a gay guy

[Britannic1915]

lmfao! ahh boobie! :)

[18loverof2]

i wish i had the equipment to stand and pee i hate having to sit to piss

[PeaceLoveHappinessHo]

♥ Team Matthew Lush ♥

[emeryishere]

HAHHA

[shhmatelyn]

you try waaayy to hard to be funny ...

[lookseeme21]

I do if I have to also make my contributtion to the hate filled Catholic and some of the christian churches.

We should all save it, and dump it on their doorstep

[HumanStickFigure]

I do a half and half.

[TheJustinAnthony]

Okay, Matthew.....Let me explain this, you kind of stopped doing what you do when you were dating connor. You lost your spark. Now you need to get it back.

[BonkuriTokio112]

I'm flagging because I saw your boob!

JKJK

You make an interesting girl...

[AlyApparatus]

Mmmm, Your look really hot in this video, as a guy....? Ahahahahahhaha I sit down(:

[MegaGummyBear12]

NIPPLE! 0:30

[PeaceLoveHappinessHo]

Great Chris Crocker diss, you go girl ! ! ! !

( I know that you are a boy, I just said you go girl for being one that was born in the wrong body.)

[throelegion]

Faggot ass piss bitch nigguh actually video tapin urself with faggotry.

[PeaceLoveHappinessHo]

He is supose to be dissing Chris Crocer in this video.

[melymely1010]

i sit down when i pee

[JeSuisCharlee]

and the award for the crappest impression goes to...

[DarkMan2555]

if its a public restroom then i use the toilet that u pee when standin up

[TimeIsValuable]

i sit!

[zoebabeyy]

OH MY GAYYYYGOD!

that was amazingly just like.. uhhh *cough cough

[Lirixsunderinfluence]

I Sit When I Pee. (:

[Stepharoni090324]

i can't stand up and pee i'd need a funnel or something ;P

[creedman4400]

me 75% stand 25% sit

[jordangirlhearts]

C-H-R-I-S-C-R-O-C-K-E-R!!!!! haha that was sooooooo chris crocker!! you are HILARIOUS <333

[inneedofstraightjakt]

XD ur shirtkeeps falling down silly!

and that character looks like chris croker. XD :)

[FormerAshHenderson]

Knock her out, Matthew!

lol

[YOUSUXCOK]

LOOOOOOOOOOL. dead on. completely. that was just.. lol i cant stop laffing.

[Misslozzie1]

yeah me to it is a thing that every girls has aright to choose to sit or stand so are men

[sugarplum136]

how would a girl stand?! thats a little difficult ha

[basketsinger]

i saw ur nip slip ;)

[bitch666999]

oh my gosh i sure that  you re chris crocker but... you re more handsome baby :D luv ya!"

[rednecksissy08]

OMG ROFLMFAO.

that was dead on for chris crocker!

=D <33

[Wizzman101]

lols lov its XD...i stand up lols

[aselyav]

i fucking love uuu(:

[clareesh]

spot on impression of crocker.

[jokergallagher62083]

i only do if im REALY tierd.....

[Simer2010]

Just noticed you slipped at 0:32! ROFL

[PyroKinProductions]

ROFL. This made my day.

[imdisturbed2468]

i sit down im a girl u cross dresser idiot

[RyLaxKid13]

0:29 shows they r both guys

[TBAYLIAMOXP2007]

Lol, she looks like mystica, so funny.

[mrtnsamson]

Chris cocker, ummm..... Don't really like him, her, it. I don't really get him.

[kasuisdead]

I love you!!!!!

[xxshatteredxdreamxx]

nope can't say that i do like you said it kinda defeats the purpose of haveing a....... anyway love you ttyl

[CrackaLette]

XD Put on your GAME FACE ITS ON! XD

[blablapeepants]

u guys are gay

[happyday333]

fyi,

he is gay,

and its only one person.

dumb ass .

[WORMYandFRIENDS]

c'mon not nice

[Elaiiina4]

I thought that was rly chriscrocker LOL im a girl i sit down duh :))

[DVDSNutz]

yeah F pee on the seat

Feels better when you stand but sitting is ok, especially when you gots some reading or phone convo to do!!

Peep our channel

[clareesh]

omg!!! good crocker impersonation

[yanal1234567890]

WOAH !

00:36 nipple slip (;

bahhh i stand up bitchess.

[Punkyemoking]

OH I THOUGHT THAT WAS CHRIS CROCKER LOL

[loloowns]

i dont. btw any1 with a lip peircing; can u notice the hole in your lip when u dont have the lip ring in?!!?!

[LuwBren]

I'm not sure if I understood buut... I used to have one. When I took it off it closed up in 15 minutes so that I couldn't put the ring back. :P It was like a normal wound for a couple of days, not like a gaping hole and I couldn't feel it when the ring was off. However I was able to see the scar for few months. Now after a year the scar's pretty much gone.

[HiLoIimAdam]

uhm... no lol? i stand up

[templerunes]

You need to burn in hell faggot....

[0Darktouch0]

I sit, i'm gay. :D TEEHEE

[shirleysfrog91]

Hahahahahhahahahahahahhahahaha­hahahahhahaahhahahahhaa the end made me laugh so fucking hard I pissed in my pants

[ichiruxichigo]

i saw your nipple lol

[carrottsticks]

i sit down when i pee

[boredkid333]

i pee standing when peeing in the libary bathroom like cuz this retarded fat dude came out of now and there was only stall left cuz i had to pee so bad it was hard cuz i am girl

[Brrrrrrrrrenda]

omfg that was so funny

[trak677]

i dOnt XD

[sammjonas19]

i love matthew lush! :D

[knownasnobody]

my bf sits down when he pees :)

[jakerawr101]

i am Bi, and i dont fuckin sit down when i pee, thats just being an idiot thats like saying all Gays have sex everyday

[jeffreebarr]

I DO xD

hahaha

[cutexmadison]

i sit down when i pee. yet i'm a girl xD

[XTooSee]

i pee in a cup,then dump it in my parents garden

[Brrrrrrrrrenda]

free fertilizer

[1hope365]

uh yeah i sit when i pee im a girl

[boyslikegirls124]

i do, cause i'm a girl xD

[Grrrlfran1013]

Ok so im not gay or anything im actually a straight twelve year old girl but you look really hot in this vid.

[MERLINMAGE9]

LOL

If your a straight girl then its ok to like boys

[BraveHeartedOne]

well thats because he is a boy silly.

[lonleybird12]

it depends on what time it is and how im feeling

[Friendy98]

Oh goodness... i sit down when i pee... That's really funny rofl

[Wh0rish]

i sit down when i pee <_<.... mostly. xD

[Nilesarnondogoode]

i sit too...

and yes i'm a gay guy

[ZzLacyisadinozZ]

Umm yes I sit when I pee...I have to, I'm a girl.

And my aim sucks...So I can't exactly stand....

[heartbrokenlovely]

I only know one guy that sits when he pees. And he's straight.

[feather1100]

i sit :P but i'm a lady, so i don't count XD

teehee, i do wonder how many sit when they pee...

i know my friend does... and that's the only person i know (unless i don't know O.o... i only know with him because he told me XD )

[ImTheVink]

I sit down :D yes a guy,m yes gay lol

[Hyp3boi]

lol loves it

[TheSanguinePoet]

Lmao, loving it. Very good Chris impersonation!

[kurerugi69]

gay or not i think almost or some men do pee standing up. if some sit thats fine. btw any woman that reads this. that is a warning so u wont go to the mens restroom. emergency or not

[cranzaa]

hahahaha ! this is ace!

[xXRuneDkXx]

i sit when i pee ^_^ and yes i am a guy ^^ a Gay Guy xD

[darkZarchon]

Me too :p on all counts.

[VindiktiveKaos]

Nipple

[sceneXer]

i sit when i pee, but im a girl so thats normal...

[EMOfavorites]

This video was so funny and dumb which made it funny

[cherrynskittlez08]

LMAO thats great!!! this video is so funny!

[TheEtirus]

I couldn't fit it into the toilet if I sat =)

Anyway woo matt sorry for that hate comments I was a homophobe but now I'm bi woo!

[iguinhomd]

OMG, you're soooo cute <3 and yes, I do sit when I pee. Why would I stand up? To get the floor wet when I'm still sleeping in the morning, or when I'm not wearing my glasses? Damn, and it's just more comfortable to sit and have your way with your phisiological needs. Yes, I'm a guy and I sit when I pee! Go, Matt! UHUUU <3

[Writer954]

Great Chris Crocker impression Matt.

[alicewalker88]

You're so cute

[Cookoo49]

yah we need more people like you out there LOVE IT!!

[pleezstopdancin2]

LMFAO I <3 U MATTHEW!!!! LOL!

[LouisLustrous]

LMFAO. Damn...you do remind me of Chris Crocker since he is a loudmouth. I'm starting to get a feeling that you don't like transexualks Matthew Lush, because first you verbally attacked Jeffree Star and now you decided to step low enough to insult somebody not even worth the insult...I guess.

But w/e. I'm sure you're getting your "pacifist" word across eh? Btw, there's no proper way to be gay (or having homosexual tendencies) jsyk.

-<3 Lustrous

[PersephoneInvicta]

i really love gay guys,but chris crocker...^^

he is just annoying.everytime i watch his videos i could just go berserk.

superficial idiot.

this parody of him is really fitting!

[blueskittleflowers]

I'm a girl, & i stand up over the toilet! =P

[KDPOSS21]

omg.......rotflmao

he is so funny and hott

[ox0HMiiGOdiTsmCrxo]

I do but I'm a girl, haha.

[DogGirl626]

i do... but imma chick....

[Theblackmetalist]

Love the mockery of Chris Crocker that guys crazy or whatever people would like to call him Matthew awsome Video

[Nikkkifresh]

I love mathew!

He is so much better than Chris Crocker!

[MrsKiraDepp]

lmao XD

[KiLLTH3DiR3CTOR]

CHRIS CROCKER, ROFLL! You're a ledgend Matthew. <333

[GayBoyJuly1996]

Hey gaygod.

[jumbiefanfurimmer1]

lol.

i do but im a girl so....

yeah....

[Lacedbackwards]

this video is so conorish. I LIKE IT! but i stand up to pee unless i think i might crap

[WillzWazHere]

I was asked the other day. "Do mean poo satnding up?" What i werid question.

[klajassie101]

i dont sit doen in public places cuz thats nasty i heard u can lik catch sumthin from a tollite seat

i squat

[heartbrokenily]

oh, wow. i do haha

ima lady!

[ninjapickle2495]

HAHAHAHHA ILY!! and thanks 4 answering my call last nite <3

[xHoldenCaulfieldx]

hahah thats such a random question.

but i do.

But that's just cause I'm a girl. :D

Tmi? Definitely.

[AlaskaBoyAlex]

is that supposed to be chris crocker? thats hilarious

[l3Iaze]

LOL chris crocker spoof

[damienxx22]

hahaaha wow crazy

[WeFellFromTheSky]

matthew.. you trully kick major ASS.. i love you

[xdementedunicornx]

lesson # 35.

Don't drink a beverage while watching a comedy. =3

[GREENDAYbbyckz]

i do :D

[SandieKlaws]

ROFL "Um that's not normal" HAHA

[CiiTYLiiGHTS]

matt your soo cute i love you.

[VampryicGothica]

LOL hilarious.... and no I dont, and im gay. i just know how to keep things clean.

[Mistylovesrocklee]

Wow, that's crazy, yet funny.

[xraccoon]

LOL i saw this in my subs and ithought this was chris crocker, until iwatched it a second time

[tevado37]

totally dont sit down when i pee!

[thetrishalynn]

my brother is gay and sits down to pee. haha.

[worldwarme423]

lmao if you ever got into a fist fight, you'd totally win

and you'd still look completely adorable during and afterwards.

[skistar2012]

sit cause im a girl lmfao

[BlackNekoSins]

I'm a girl, so I Sit.

[em0p0wa]

nice eye make up 5stars it be cool if u show us how to get that make up look =D will work pretty good with Visual kei things i need for da band, and amm i pee standin up unless im pooin :D

[xXSk8ForFunXx]

i stand :D

[kissaundra]

are you ever going to do a vid with your boyfriend? it would be so interesting to see

[AvrilRocks57]

LOL!!!!!

Loved that xD

[ashleytisdale10001]

chris crocker! who is matt....

[LepodyX]

i sit cos im a girl :)

[braynebleeche]

Congratulations on being an asshole.

[xEMOxGIRLxBRATx]

chris crocker !