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  • When I'm the Host; 3 bullets to the chest kill people. When other people are hosting, 6-9 bullets. That's a big difference. Sometimes, not even 6 bullets to chest will kill people.

  • Where is the camera man?

  • THIS VIDEO IS A CLASSIC.

  • He needs to do this kind of video regarding MW3.

  • JG Wentworth Commercial----> 7:00 LOL

  • QUICK UPDATE REAL QUICK

  • this is your best video easy man. fucking loled the whole time.

  • I laughed my ass off from 0:00 to 9:09

  • I totally agree and your the only "only" commentator who speakes the truth about this garbage!!!Black ops could be great but i can't even play it anymore due to bullshit lag from stupid in-consistent servers.I don't mind being killed in a game but if it's not an even playing field!!I feel the exact same way as you in this vid..Beast!! Best channel on youtube.....by far.Thanks for all the entertainment! fuck ground hogs!!!bitchblood hahahahahahahahah!

  • I love COD but it's too fucking frustrating. Use our hard earned dollars to fix the fucking connection issues

  • Agree, Treyarch makes hundreds of millions of dollars and can't get fucking game to work

  • 6:12

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    IS HE CRYING LOOOOL

  • I won't DOET

  • 00:1

  • I feel ur pain bro ' I ain't havin fun with this game either ' it's getting worse day by day " I carmt even play it anymore because it makes me wanna smash my joy pad up lol" the lag has killed it for me ' it's unplayable ' my son kicks arse on this game , gunships , attack dogs ' and he's even raging because it's bulshit ' them you get campy little bitched sat in corners because the carnt shoot people on the move because of the lag ' the game is broken! : (

  • favorite chair rant eveeer!!!

  • haha bo is shit

  • DUDE...go to PORTFORWARD (DOT) COM

  • It's not when I'm shooting directly ahead unloading more than 10 bullets only to be killed by 1 bullet and the kill cam showing I never fired. That's fucking bullshit, pit dedicated servers in treyarch you dumb fucking cock suckers and stop ruining my experience

  • He is right. I'm sick & fucking tired of firing bullets into someone & they shoot or stab me. It's bollocks and so is lag compensation. Someone comes along with his shitty connection well fuck you. Get better Internet. I'm sick of this crap having the odds evened..

  • iS ANYONE ELSE EXPERIENCING GUN WAVERING PROBLEMS? IM FUCKING PISSED, I WAS HITTING 20-4 23-6 E.T.C CONSISTENT AND I GO ON WHEN DOUBLE POINTS IS ON AND SUDDENLY MY GUN IS BOUNCING ABOUT THE SCREEN?

  • This is EPIC!!! Greatest rant ever.

  • its fucking unbearable anymore. Its even worse for me after this latest piece of shit patch. now instead of every magical four bar being a little bit ahead of what you see on screen its theyre standing right fucking beside you shooting you in the side of the head And thats after multiple hit markers with a 74-u with rapid fire. My friends wonder why id get rid of a game where i have a high k/d, but i cant take it anymore... Epic video btw, this is exactly how i feel.

  • laughed the whole time

  • Lmaoo this vid never get old

  • This is the reason why I don't play black ops anymore. Its a crappy ass game.

  • It seems once I turned off Party Privacy my lag & hit detection problems where gone.

    If you have luck with this plz post it, so It's not just me getting great

    games to connect to.

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  • OMFG so funny, 8:19.

  • 4:38

    WHAT THE FYACKKK.

  • nah, dont fix it, all the problems make good commentary.

  • and i don't even get an assist...NOW WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THAT!

  • more chair rants omg there so good

  • 4:36

  • hell yah i feel you, that shit piss me off. i unload a clip on someone then a fuck shoots one time and kills me. i got a gaming router and 30mbps internet speed i know it aint me

  • @jh3835 You should read the interview with JD_2020. It was all about lag compensation. He said there's anti-lag that slows down the host to even the odds. So even if you have the best connection in the world. If someone with a lame ass connection joins, it slows everyone down. Pretty terrible idea.

  • @jakedizzle ah damn

  • yes,i mean i have the PS3 version.. but if a KZ3 open beta funtions better then my ps3 CoDBO then u can say it's PSN but then u didn't take time to register and process in ur brain what i just said before CoDBO..

    That's why i am gonna trade this garbage in, i just played 3 mathes and lag and the hit detection is fucking garbage... sometimes i am shooting my whole mag and then someone comes from behind me and he shoots one time and he takes my kill.. GARBAGE..

  • Black Ops is so terrible...if it wasn't for the name "Call of Duty" stamped before it, it'd be a complete flop, forgotten...given 70% scores in magazines...but nope...it's "Call of Duty" so it's a 95% score game, it's the be all and end all and is the best shooter ever...Pfft...

  • This is what you call gaming withdrawal...

  • dude I live in Germany (but I'm American) & the internet here is not good I gotta realy aim up on someone on blackops to kill them. Hip fire forget it. Now the new maps are "not available in my area" & people that have the new maps are on a different server so I only get games with 6 people & 3 on the other team are campin in corners. The game is dead to me. I feel your frustration. Love your videos by the way dude your like a drill sergeant.

  • exactly, this guy hit it perfect. Faggot fanboys for treyarch cry "waaaaaa get a better connection poor bitch" its not us, its their poor asses that can't afford dedicated servers

  • You're not the only one EL PRES it happens to me every damn day I play this game. I'm just gonna wait for MW3

  • I fell you bro! This game was tight as hell in the begining. Now it FUCKING SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I have the EXACT SAME LAG, EXACT SAME KILL ISSUES. EXACT!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK YOU TRYARCH FIX THIS SHIT!!!

    GET HIM SOME HIGH QUALITY H20!!

  • 6:03 best fucking part ever!

  • u presume right. and example: i didnt undertood a hell what u said

  • THE EXACT THING HAPPENS TO ME THEY KILL ME THOUGH WALLS SOO EASILY AND I SHOOT DEM IN DA HED AND DDEY WONT DIE

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  • THIS GUY IS A RETARD....old man playing and bitching about a video game.....do the world a favor and put a gun in your mouth and pull the trigger "ELDUMBASS"

  • haha i think this guy needs to see a doctor. he is frickin crazy! if i were ever to play with this guy i would piss him off just to hear him freak out like this. hey dude whats your gamertag so i can piss you off

  • @Zanna2713 i think it is ELDIANTE or something like that not 100% sure

  • lol, everytime he kicks his recliner back you can fast forward 30 seconds and guarantee he will be up forward screaming his ass off.

  • i hear ya bro!!!! i have this problem!!!

  • I want my blak ops and i want it NOWWW lmaOO

  • why do nerds bitch about video gaming so much rofl. it's meant for entertainment not for you to say " oh no i want it that way...oh no it should be this way." be happy with what you got you ungreatful fat bastards

  • This guy is just like "the joker" from batman, he's talking to no one and laughing like a mad man.

  • Console's are horrific for FPS gaming. Get yourself a PC and get shoutcasting my man, you will easily get offers from good casting services. Keep it up bro!

  • @bonelloICE

    PC? wwoww ....2011 and there r still people use pc for gaming? well. still people who keep their analog tvs in home

  • @damianreaven Don't really follow your reply sorry, I'm presuming English isn't your first language? Anyway, I think you will find fps pc gaming is tenfold bigger than fps console gaming. Jus' sayin'

  • i got these broblems!

  • QFT -__-

  • preach on brother. The Lag is shit. I hate it when you shoot some one first and they kill you. Then watch the kill cam and you never fire. FIX THIS SHIT. Or ELPRESADOR is going to put a foot up your ass, TreyArch

  • PC's are for people who want's their games in a resolution higher then 1024x768 (aka the native backbuffer of 360/PS3, subhd or "720p-console")

  • I LOVE WHEN EL PRESADOR'S ON HIS SOAP BOX

  • ahahaha i work at Best Buy, i own the evo, and i have that battery. fuck yeah man

  • Sold my copy a few days after release and was going to buy it again around Feb March time but I see they still haven't bothered to sort out the problems with the game. Cant say I am surprised, Activision have had your money now, they don't give a shit about the game. Every COD game has had the same lag problems, you would think they would learn and improve it and not make it even worse . There seems to be even more complaints about this one than MW2.

  • good thing he's not playing the ps3 version LOLZ that shit is still unbearable

  • Hey homie smoke a jay to release some stress and play, see how that goes

  • ahaha dude your crazy ! but i love watching your vids! xD

  • Could you imagine elpres on that ps3 .. He would take down a whole forest

  • im glad i didnt buy black ops lol.

  • @wansta11140

    im sooo sad, i bought the piece of shit

  • and this is why i still play mw2 cus the connection is so much better

  • Funny thing is he is completely right...

  • luky bastard, mine for the last 4 days, terrible laging

  • Holy shit, what a moron.

    yeah whatever.. dont play the game then. Story over.

    Fact is, everyone all sucked up to this game and bought it when more experienced gamers just looked at the scenario being painted and walked away.

    Since BF2 & ranked servers were brought in, it has been deterioriating-More so since COD:MW didnt allow dedicated servers=hac-fest. :BO no better really so walked away. As a result, hackers rule these games now. But they make millons of everyone who paid up so who cares.

  • @BabylonWhore666 ...... Well aren't you bright gamer LOL gtfo this is a no troll zone.

  • @sleek462 Shh girl. Come back when you have something to contribute.

  • @BabylonWhore666 LOL like I said your a bright one.

  • @sleek462 Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hhhhhhhhhh.....

  • 6:08 lololol

  • ahahahaha hella funny

  • @ELPRESADOR you are right man!!! snipe is no longer an option specially when you get a hit mark and the motherfucker keeps walking like he was shot with a sling shot.

  • It's about time Activision gets with the times, and use dedicated servers for all consoles and pc... Stop using outdated servers for crying out loud, us loyal customers deserve better than P2P matchmaking shit... Seriously, when a shitty host has 4 bars and the rest of us gets 2 or 1, it gets really annoying. Dedicated servers would fix that, BTW this COD is my favorite but the servers are killing me too.

  • I say cod 4 is best but i was playing it and got bored... less stressful. but boring. Cod waw would be best if the mp40 was nerfed.

  • YEA MAN" U R SOOO RIGHT (but the best call of duty?)

    AS SOON HOMEFRONT AND KILLZONE CAME OUT.... NO MORE SHITTY BLACL OPS

    THOSE GAME WERE ALREY TEXTED ( NOT LIKE THIS PIECE OF SHIT) AND THEY R VERY PROMISED 

  • @Gotobla

    pc? i though pc it just for youtube and burn movies

  • get a life & a wife

    seriously

  • aight people

  • get fios and smoke a bowl works for me everytime

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  • I CANT PLAY IT!!!! ... slowly sits back, fixes his hoddy like a cool kid... haha xD

  • btw its peoples xbox's Trearch has no servers.

  • you'd think that all your problems go away if you're host, but no ... whenever I'm host my game just tends to "skip frames" every now and then ... it's great if it happens during a firefight.

  • 3:09 to be pissed off gets a whole new meaning lol

  • HANDS FUCKIN DOWN 7:00 THE MOST EPIC PART, THIS CAT IS SERIOUS, LMFAO

  • u shuld be on comedy central

  • i totally agree with you man

  • You got a point. :L

  • straight up BEAST

  • hahaha oh fuck man your all calm and then at 6:06 you fuckin snap...Homefront is gonna be epic

  • 6:08

    beast

  • And the knifing is SHIT! It's like every fucking time I pass someone we knife at the same time and they always get the kill.

  • There are 3 problems I have with this game. The shotguns are underpowered and their range sucks,hit detection sucks ass,and there is no Zombie Custom Mode.

  • I hear ya dude. I'll get a couple hours of solid play, no issues with the connection...and then the hit detection shit catches up to me. Beyond fucking aggravating.

  • the servers suck...i'm playing in england, and i feel yo pain brother...

  • @Adam28Fitz no servers thats the problem

    and yes it sucks

  • This game is great! This game is unplayable! (bipolar much?)

  • my game barely laggs and i got a ps3 idk what people are talking about

  • @Christian4Acosta

    U R THE LUKIEST BASTAD IN THE WORD

  • @damianreaven my game does lag but like normal like most games

  • 4:36 lol

  • I agree with what he says tho about the servers, the game is unplayable for me right now.

    There has been many times I should of killed the guy who just eats my bullets and on many other occasions I die by a single bullet to the leg or some crazy shit.

  • i dooooooo i sent treyarch a couple 100 times

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  • @choco1on

    its his opinion fuck wad

  • Treyarch should never be allowed to have COD again. I never rage quitted COD4. I've lost count the times I have in Black Ops.

  • GOGBUTHESAS (gog BUH the sus)-Gun On Gun, BUT Hell, Everyone's Servers Are Shit

  • squueky 

  • 6:07 EPIC MOMENT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Yo pres that's why you should play on PC, it doesn't have any of these problems infact 90% games have dedicated servers.

  • @tazss159 PC is for Youtube & Porn..

  • @618Bdown

    NO WAY

  • @618Bdown youre just jelly of our good connection.

  • @618Bdown You're an idiot...

  • @Anonymous00616 PC user butt hurt? Fanboys chill...

  • @618Bdown seeing as i play on pc i say no to that. sicne pc offers betetr everything then consoles...

    less lag, betetr fps, betetr graphics, you can use any controller... so yea????

  • @henryhenriquez Too bad it isn't making you a better typer...

  • @ehtfrail is that supose to be a comback... lol ive seen better from my 2 year brother

  • @mastodonseven whats sad?

  • @618Bdown PS3 is for Blu rays, and X-Box makes a great paper weight, Wii, well that's not really good for anything :P

  • @thatfallout3guy fuck yeeh ps3 is the best

  • @618Bdown

    HEY...!!! WTF MAN... U FORGAT BURNS MOVIES, TOO

  • @damianreaven It's called torrenting movies and then watching them on vlc. Who the fuck burns movies?

  • @618Bdown you clearly know nothing about gaming then. all of the most competitive games with the biggest pro circuit ladders are on pc. pc has had online fps since the 90s. just cos you got your 360 and bought cod doesnt mean you know anything about gaming.

  • @MacAciD yup. competitions for games that are like fuckin 5-10 years old. quake 3? cod 1? wtf??

  • @MacAciD which is why you sir are a dumb fuck lol

  • @MacAciD Halo is the flagship MLG game...

  • @EmmeMck MLG aint shit bro

  • @618Bdown

    LOL

    FAIL

    PC is for Skilled Players , DONT NEED AIM ASSIST

  • @D4nt3z0r i thought that was because its easyer to aim with a mouse

  • @mastodonseven

    YEAAA... MAY BE HARDER FROM THE SOUFA

  • @618Bdown you're a retarded console fag. Consoles are great, nothing wrong, but you guys who play on them and think its the greatest better than anything else, are console fags. PCs are great they have upgradable hardware, thus it is very possible to have better graphics on a PC. a PC is great i dont know what you have against it.

  • @618Bdown from a cocksucker's point of view

  • @618Bdown lol porn 

  • @618Bdown

    OMG -.- STFU!

  • @618Bdown aint there alot of hackers on pc?

  • @GamerFreak43 their starting to come out of the woodwork

  • I agree with everything you're saying Black Ops Servers have been straight garbage for the past few days. I went from a 4.2 weekly KD with over 3000 kills to a 2.4 KD within 2 days because the servers are so fucked up. I constantly have to put 15 -20 bullets into an opponent to get a kill something is wrong here. I also have Verizon Fios internet so I know the problem is not my connection it is elsewhere.

  • 7:01 lol

  • i have verison fios and my wireless router is in the same room as my ps3, and i still have lagging in black ops.

  • i have found that the servers seem to go in certain peoples favour, if you wait long enough it will reward you, but all i want is a fair game... Bullshit huh?

  • try playing the sims...

  • Are these commentaries starting to take their toll on your voice? You sound like you're chocking...

  • Well I used to be a beast at tomahawking I would hit people like 75 percent of the time and now I can't hit shit the last week, even when people aren't moving

  • "I wont do it" was said 11 times in like 15 seconds. LMAO

  • Im lagging all the time to and I know its not me. I have checked my connection at least 3 times and I see I have 4 bars so I dont think it could be me. Also if anyone else has noticed besides me Launch and Array seem to lag the most and idk why.

  • I don't use camos on my weapon. Apparently, it's original. I don't seem to have a major issue with lag, bad hit detection etc., but then again, I stay in Bot Genocide most of my time.

    But I agree, upgrade the fuck out of the servers. Ban any golden gun user, get the douche-nozzles out, kill quickscopers, rape lag-switches in the rectum.

    I haven't played online in quite some time, so I don't know how bad it is. I'll play again and get back to you on it.

    Good luck, Pres. That is all.

  • I agree 100,529% with the fucking lag that's been happening with this goddamn game. Also with the fucking gold guns that are flying around. Makes me not want to put a camo on my gun anymore.

  • if this gets you mad/frustrated. try playing Demon souls.....

  • i love wen elpres lifts up the footrest on the chair lol...

    ye im on ps3 and the lag has always been unplayabale, cuz on my screen im seein like 10 seconds into the past or something, and i always end up dead, sometimes without hearing bullets

  • Same god damn fuckin deal here. I'm beasting every game. Had a K/D of 4.36 with over 2700 kills with the AK74. Top score every single game. Now!! like a week or so later, BULLSHIT! Every god damn fuckin game! If you can call 4 on 2 a fucking S&D game at all, it's the same bullshit! Why is i can still beast on COD4, WAW, or Modern Warfare 2!? This game is amazing, but holy shit does it ever have some fatal flaws. Its a god damn shame.

  • when i get pissed ...and it's alot..

    i just play zombies...hahah

  • @ELPRESADOR play in a party? That way you can usually tell your teamates to get the fuck out of your way and them not be douchbags about it

  • preaaaach..that lag shit terrible dog..add in all the campers with that..the shit is just unplayable right now on ps3

  • @bestever55 yeah but they said they could get it on pc but when they announced it they most likly had no plans therefore the severs are the WaW servers chances are the reason they arent doing much is because they are trying to get that to work (explains the extreme amount of lag on sunday and saturday)

  • cable

  • Dear YouTube

    The Like/Dislike system, I can live with. I've gotten used to it now.

    The new comment layout, fine with me.

    But THIS, is just too much too take! The front page has completely lost it's organised, simple layout!

    I don't know where you get your ideas, but I think I speak for a big part of the community when I say "YouTube, go F*ck yourself."

    Give this a thumbs up and copy/paste it around