Bonnaroo 2007 : David Cross (part 2/2)

[luv4myboyzz]

GOOGLE DOOBLE SHABLE LABLE SHINGLE BINGLE DOGA BOGA ROGA MOGA PAR TAR MAR JAR CHICKEN BALLOON

[Hyan36]

"you might as well have a retarded person in the house you know like a domesticated retarded person" HAHAHAHA! this guy is the best

[notjustin]

my dog licks my cat and cats are not salty

[notjustin]

it is really weird that nobody really thinks about heaven, even though they think they will go there when they die, and stay their forever. i think that is because dying is terrible, but being alive, even in heaven, forever, is something terrible too and we dont want to think about it

[jfrsnjhnsn]

Yeah.... his dog stories might be his comedic low point...

[dougmanjones]

Cross is the best at handling hecklers.  A master.

[whoisthatguy1000]

@dougmanjones

Do me a favor and type 'Joe Rogan heckler' in the search bar.

[dougmanjones]

@whoisthatguy1000 - Ha! Yeah I've seen that. Rogan is pretty good. There's also a video of Rogan himself heckling Carlos Mencia. It's pretty awesome.

[FeelOfFriction]

Duvet is french for "down." This guy is so self-indulgent and pretentious.

[Lionhermit]

"Hey, everyone! I don't know what a joke is!"

[foolsbetrippin]

wana rephrase that less pretentiously?

[jddeitz2000]

Anyone who believes in religion should die right now......LOLOLOLOLOLOL

[ridethespiral23]

heaven is whatever you want it to be -dumb hippie chick

[bloke856]

haha i love how david cross handles the hecklers lol like a tru comedian

[youtoobeiz4loosers]

definitely! hes a pro

[EX1ST]

Thanks for putting these up!

[Merely]

LMAO! "it's embarrassing!" (after dog story) LOL I <3<3<3 DC

[LethalGopher]

Why are people hating on the crowd in all. There are a few hecklers (aka live action trolls), but you can hear the laughs in the background. If the crowd seems quite, a big part is the sound pic up. You are mainly getting his mic, which is awesome. You don't see the crowds faces. Cross is looking at reactions not listening for them. Lay back people. Mainly, the christian/redneck hating commenters need to grow up and quite their tired little bigot party. Peace all

[jcarabet]

You are the people that david makes fun of

[premdasssuperstar]

he was ace in Just Shoot Me.

[tmartmartin]

that was not him

[Mackey23]

Um...yea it was...he played Donnie, the guy faking retardation...you're thinking of one of the main characters, Elliot, who is also bald. Is it that hard to check your facts before you make an ass of yourself?

moron

[geofree1984]

Check your facts!

[krophiquon]

yeah, how could you be so dumb to not know who played bit-parts in a second-rate show. For shame

[tylerdurden9352]

what a shitty, redneck crowd

[LordBoognish]

redneck?

Have you ever been to Bonnaroo? Thats the last breed of people you find there. This crowd is full of drugged up dirt-wookies.

[tylerdurden9352]

i mean redneck as in christian.. referring to the pro-jesus sentiments of from certain members of the crowd during this video

[tremulant2388]

Everyone get the movie Run Ronnie Run.

[MeaningCorrupted1]

yeah, buy it and then don't watch it.

[2Halifaxion2]

ever fed your dog pop rocks? Safe AND funny!

[carstereobandits]

I only knew him from AD but he's fuckin hilarious!

[Poonard]

has anyone heard David's commentary on the Tool video for Vicarious...FUCKING BRILLIANT!

[ridethespiral23]

I just watched the vicarious commentary yesterday pretty funny guy also a good friend of tool as well as patton oswalt

[geekyunicorn]

I seriously love this dude! I really wish Mr. Show could still be on!

[vacilek]

agreeeeee

[scrumptiousvittles]

HILARIOUS

[RussianAssassin21]

Heaven's whatever you want it to be...

There are actually people that believe in this nonsense. A LOT of people.

[speedfiend74]

Scary....ain't it.

[realisticHomeboy]

Since it doesn't exist and is just fantasy, I guess you can say it's what ever you want it to be.

[schwarg]

This is all i got for eternity!!!

[Shotgunnova]

Nice rebound from the cloud joke, haha.

[KILLYOURPARENTS33]

David Cross is the best. Has been since Mr.Show. I met him once and I wanted him to sign something but all I could find was a pizza box. He signed it "YOU WIN! David Cross."

[kiroflex]

He didn't talk shit about jesus ur either blind or retarded

[StanSitwell]

this bit about the dog is great, never heard it before

[stockon]

not his best

[radiantmaiden]

Yeah, He's a great comedian, but I think sometimes he gets high & loses track of time, and rambles. Still love him, though.

[juliangoolian]

where's the part where he sings "god bless the usa"? i've been looking all over for that.

[blurke]

HA HA HA!!!! Calling it like it is....

[tqd86]

poop

[Derico1978]

Sorry my man...David Cross is a dogfucker!

[Matt330]

You just been Cross'd.

[MikeAbergail]

You just got crossed!

whoever doesn't think david cross is funny is a fucking douche-bag.

by the way cross dogs do you love you!!!!

deeeeeeee...

doooooo....

[zrayburton]

i sort of hate when people type stuff like this...BUT 7:50 is why I rated this a vid five.

[bongzilla2]

two guys arguing on a text comment on youtube isnt gay at all

[jokesjokes]

omg that heaven thing was fucking hilarious

[BPMead007]

I really want David to do good stand-up, because I love Mr. Show and he's a wonderful actor, but I've listened to both his CDs and seen his comedy special and he's just not very funny.

[pendevil]

That's a subjective perspective..I think his CDs are great, and I also love Mr. Show. If you dont like it, thats cool, but that doesnt mean his stand-up is bad.

[jokesjokes]

you must be a very simple-minded person.

[BPMead007]

Actually if you're entertained by something and I'm not, that would generally point to you being less intelligent.

[jokesjokes]

that makes absolutely no sense whatsoever and just further proves your simple-mindedness

[BPMead007]

Okay, see if you can grasp this simple analogy: To a baby, jingling car keys is a wonderful thing to watch for about an hour. To a full grown man, it provides no entertainment. Try and stay with me here, who do you think is more intelligent, the man or the baby?

[jokesjokes]

oh i get your analogy. it doesn't relate to watching david cross at all though. nice try!

[BPMead007]

It's okay if you can't grasp abstract concepts, nobody's here's judging you. Don't worry, someday you'll find something as challenging as dressing yourself or tying your shoes a breeze!

[jokesjokes]

you're christian arent you?

[BPMead007]

Oh, God no.

[jokesjokes]

but you think dane cook is funny, right?

[BPMead007]

I'm sure you find him side splitting but I generally go for humor that's actually funny.

[jokesjokes]

who? dane cook? his humor makes me want to punch someone in the face.

[BPMead007]

Awesome, let's be friends.

[jokesjokes]

yes, let's.

[BPMead007]

Cool.

[xlegionx]

What humor?

[tqd86]

fuck you rick moranis and your... PUSSYWHIPPED FRIENDS

[cbrnate]

or it could mean you have a dry sense of humor

[BPMead007]

dude leave it alone we were all friends why do you want to mess things up

[enohpesrep]

cross for motherfucking president

[politeinmate]

amen

amen

amen

[dylonious]

cream dream

[bwnorx]

i thought he was going to crash and burn during the dog joke, but he came through with the [getting off] punchline.

[cookienadine]

Oh my god cloclo902003, you are so right! I mean David only had a comedy show on that tiny cable television station HBO and starred in a sitcom on...what was the name of it...it is so little known but much loved that I can barely think of it...oh yeah FOX. Hey, I think he had a best selling comedy album on an obscure indie label that few have heard of, uh SubPop I believe. If Jesus and David Cross were in a popularity contest I think it would be a toss up but I see your point completely.

[destructedstar]

David is popular.

[cloclo902003]

I am angry at the world because david should be more popular.

[AntiEverything07]

most underrated comic today.

[vancehammersly]

underrated?

[JustinEatWorld]

yes. underrated. buy his cds. download them, whatever. just do it.

you'll understand

[TheoBrixtonTheKid]

are you stil selling your pool trick videos?

[trenchrun]

who underrates him? i'd say he's highly rated by most people who know his comedy. i've never heard him described as "mediocre" by anyone.

[xlegionx]

I think what he means to say is he's not as exposed or renowned as he should be.

[vancehammersly]

most ppl are dumb asses and dont even get his comedy

[caliphornia]

comedic genius!