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  • cute:)

  • "When guys try to cook"

  • how many things can u even cook??? if u came over to my house..... I could feed u and your family an entire feast I'm only 13!!!

  • @itisRylee uuuuuuuummmmmm...yay?

  • how is this funny?

  • How many times do you have to say "Dude" before you're qualified to call yourself cool?

  • @myrjer Oh.... BTW ..... this aint funny.

  • I've watched this viedo sooooo many times and just noticed i said.. "turn off the oven safety first".. its a stove!! Lol

  • dude this frekin sucks

  • Wow! i was 5 when i first cooked an egg.

  • Thumbs up if you know it was Sept. 27, 2008

  • lol i dont know how 2 make an egg. . no rly?

  • mm shit flavored egg. LOL

  • I was at least 7 and i started cooking. ._. wtf this is terrible

  • 3:42

  • fuck dude evry 1s first egg turns out like that wut a dumb ass 21 yr old

  • Hi everybody this viedo sucks because i am the star of this show

  • I've never made an egg either, I leave that to the chickens!

  • oh god your roommate is so fucking hot. hahaha ;)

  • anyone else noticed he smelled the egg when he said he wasn't on cocaine...

  • yay ramen noodles in the back!on the fridge

  • not funny just sad,

  • what idiot doesnt know how to make a egg at 21 really i know how to make eggs and im 12!!

  • Thumbs up if you really had to pee when you watched this vid

  • How can you be 21 andd nott know how to makee eggs?

  • America's future at it's peak.

  • the funniest part is ur dishes need to be clean and in their cabinets!!

  • This is Robert,......... and this is Robert trying 2 fry an egg after smoking waaaaaay to much WEED!!!!!

  • if this is funny to you, I'd love to see how you react when something that's ACTUALLY funny happens, you're making eggs, how funny can that be? Until I see you snorting the things or farting them out your ass, it's not that funny

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  • dude clean the dishes its buging me.

  • i cook betta than him and im 12 wtf he will never make my eggs

  • 21 and never made an egg? Even kids in 3rd world countries know how to make eggs!

  • Dude! Do the dishes!!

  • ewww u should have washed that spatula with soap instead of rinsing it

  • lol. lego hair.

  • Wow !my Niece Can cook it better and she is six

  • dude i was makin pancakes at the age of five, no joke.

  • crack it on the counter u idiot!

  • i've been making eggs since i was 6 years and im 10!

    your not an idiot and your not very smart either soooooo.

  • Am I the only one who laughed when he said "It's November 25th." when it was really September...... lol. XD

  • I know how to make an egg and i've known scince i was like 7

  • i have to pee now

  • Fail, I still want my pee out though...

  • witch came first the chicken or the dumb 21 year old

  • why is this so funny!

  • whats wrong with your hair?

  • He's Pretty. :D

  • This was the most boring video ever... I didn't laugh once. Instead I had a disappointing look on my face!

  • spoiled!

  • besides cereal, eggs are the easiest things to prepare. that was just sad. when you live in an apartment all your going to be able to make is ramen and cereal.

  • That wasnt funny that was just embarasing

  • dude im was 7 when i made my egg!

  • if i open a restaurant, i sure as hell ain't hirin' you.

  • the egg looks like 2 circles and a oval.... thumbs up if u saw that

  • I didnt laugh at all

  • And shit...

  • OMGWTFLOLDUMBASS!!!! I like how the guy filming never even told him to use butter.

  • @NRC4486 eggs have enough cholesterol, why would he use butter?

  • @heartdyedpurple cause butter is awesome and so the egg won't stick to the pan...

  • But im 11

  • @kitten7145 me too

  • did you coloured your hair with a sharpy cause your hair looked painted

  • Oh, the bachelor life...

  • Im ten and i make eggs for my parents and brothers ( i dont have a sis well im only girl ) and i make actually i hate them

  • You should be a shamed!

  • lol " you got a live duck in there"

    hahah its funny because eggs are from cows

  • @DIAZBROZ2 hahaha...eggs are from what?!! am dead! u have just killed me out of laughter.

  • @2011kesh HAHAHAHAHAHHA GLAD I COUD MAKE UR DAY

  • epic fail.

  • The hair is funnier than the egg

  • you cant cook bro lol

  • wtf nigga control yo SHIT lol:)

  • lol dork

  • this guy is fucking ridiculous

  • LOL

  • LOLZ THIS IS SOME FUNNY ASS SHIT!! CANT BELEIVE THATS UR FIRST TIME!!!! IM 12 AND I KNOW HOW TO COOK! BUT STILL! LMFAO!! XD LOLZ I LAUGHED MY FUCKING ASS OFF!!!!

  • Somone needa do some dishes!

  • Why did I watch this? Well...there goes five minutes of my life. Thank you egg maker.

  • they were trying to be silly....think 'bout it, a 21 boy and that clumsy with an egg?

  • hes sexxxi!!! lol

  • You need a new haircut, because you look like a used q-tip.

  • what a piece of shit!

  • It's soo silly stupid n boring, now I really want to pee on ur goofy shitty face, fuck u for wasting my time u fucking idiot dumb shit

  • @Aryq80 you clicked on the video...

  • It's like "I'm not prepared so lets wait 30 sec for me 2 look 4 a spatula.... Oh wait now i can't find a spatula, might as well look through the mountain of dirty dishes" wat better way 2 cook than 2 use a nasty ass spatula:)

  • robert is lucky hes cute

    

  • thats the dumbest shit ever!!!!!!!!!

  • Haha lol

  • stupid

  • @MrEggsnbacon

    Same..

  • -_________- WHERE'S THE FUNNY PART??

  • 2:30

    MUST BE JK.

  • poor egg!

  • he said it smells good! fart smeller

  • why does a 21 year old not know how to make an egg? im 9 and i make the eggs for breakfast! i have a family of six people! idiots

  • so fake

  • did someone color your head with a sharpie?

  • ur bored :/

  • im 12 and iv known how to  make an egg since i was 9

  • this is not funny

  • @MrEggsnbacon ME TOO....

  • reply:The Title dear title,TOO LATE

  • my brother is 8 and he can make a better egg

  • Great sleeping material

  • loooks delicious. not. 

  • He didn't even wash the spatula...these two would never survive with out the presence of a woman

  • Im 11 and i knew how to make eggs when i was 8

  • @Otemeel33 Haha I'm 12, I don't know how to make eggs because ...I don't like eggs but I can make french fries and pasta, I guess it's easier to

  • @Otemeel33

    Same

  • @Otemeel33 I've always known how to make eggs. They're insanely easy to make. I'm 11 as well.

  • @Otemeel33 you must know alot of chickens then

  • @Otemeel33

    so no one cares i new how to make eggs waaaaaaaaaay younger than u

  • im 12 and been knowing how to make eggs and other foods btw NOT funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • im 12 amd i been knowing how to make eggs and other foods btw NOT funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • i get it its funny becase there isent a girl in the kitchen

  • It was okay but wow how many dishes are in the sink

    cmon man

  • This isn't even funny when your stoned.

  • thats just sad

  • woww nice egg dude!

  • wtf was tht

  • you bunch of retartds

  • Whoa. The guy holding the camera sounds like Bradley Cooper. Yum.

    

  • i cant believe no one has commented that you have a big head!!!! o_O!

  • im like 12 and i can cook a pavlova and this guy is 21 and he cant even cook an egg...........and i thought i was bad at cooking:D

  • @dragonlova64 hmmm okay....

  • Oh you guys are funny

  • wow i peed during this video because it is so boring

  • i did my first egg when i was 7 and it turned out good..

  • where did u learn how to cook? Lord!!!! lol XD

  • I laughed more at the comments that the video ... haha

  • i want to know what kind of paint you used for your hair.

  • not that funny

  • Ohmygod, this is hilarious. YOU'RE SO DUMB, ROOMMATE! LOL, I'm wayyy younger than you and I can make an egg! LOL

  • @faaangtastic91 i was 6 when i made my first egg and it was better than his cooking

  • @faaangtastic91 LOL Ditto

  • plan B (scrambled)

  • im half yer age and I know how to cook an egg!!!!!!

  • >_> I thought it was funny, cause I can relate. My friend and I do stupid shit like this all the time.

  • Hahaha that was great that made my day

  • Umm are u sure ur sober???

  • this isn't even funny. It's pretty pathetic.

  • yeah. a pan can smell hot.

  • your hot!

  • "oh you broke the yolk! that sucks!"

    "what does that mean?"

    "oh nothing. but i like mines...not broken tho"

  • was i surposed to lauph? or was it a joke?

  • Was i supost to laugh.........ohh, i forgot

    =/

    It was gay!

  • whats an egg?

  • WASNT FUNNY. ACTUALLY IT PISSED ME OFF. AND INITHER THING CLEAN THE DAMN DISHES BOY. SHIT MAN

  • animal killer !

  • I really hope you get a wife who can cook. Or else you're screwed buddy.

  • @MrEggsnbacon

    Same here

  • FAIL

  • that kitchen is nasty

  • anyway i still able to pee after watching....DUHHH!!!!

  • To be 21 years old and never coocked an egg before is nothing you shuld brag about. I shuld be embareced...

  • dude that's a fail it's not september 25th its september 27 duhhhhh

  • Was I supposed to laugh?

  • Oh lordy. If a kitchen has ever needed a woman, it's that kitchen.

  • @MrEggsnbacon Oh look, MrEggsnbacon watching a video about eggs..

  • thunbs up if forgot to laugh

  • the guy cooking the egg is cute but good luck.... i hope u find someone that can cook..... or at least make an egg... lol =)

  • Not worth commenting!

  • @1witdog1 u commented so clearly it was.

  • hmm, must of missed the funny part. /:

  • That's not even funny...

    That's gay

  • Should I laugh? :\

  • To the dude that is cooking. You are cute, but I hope you marry someone that can cook or take a cooking class

  • To the dude that is cooking the egg. You are cute, but I hope you married someone that can cook or took cooking classes yourself!

  • dude you really need to clean those dishes

  • this video sucks

  • no its the 27

  • oh yeah i peed oh my god it was so funny -.-"