Freakazoid - 1x07 - The Chip: Act IV (Part 1 of 2)

[TheGreatEmiko]

Well 4kids obviously never touched this show :) :) Guns and lots of violence! What every kids needs in a cartoon!!!!

[N008ITH]

@matthewblack1999

extremely perturbed 

[amcint01]

Gutierrez is such a dick!

A villain!

A CONNNNNNNNN!!!!!

[HonJao]

9:01 and a beautiful friendship is born

[matthewblack1999]

What with the smiling guy

[TommySwaggin]

Lol @ the chiropracter's creepy fingers 5:14

[idodo32]

what are these flashes of a strange man with green hair?! that drives me nuts!!!

[supernoremac2]

@idodo32 me too!

[SkullOfYorick]

That is one fat cat (to coin a phrase!).

[Laxev]

...was i the only one that noticed the glass broke a second time?

[Animechic1997]

KHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNN

oh, wait, wrong series XP

[miyazaki4ever]

cosgrove: hey you wanna go out for a snow cone?

and thus began a beautiful friendship between freakazoid and cosgrove

[FoxfireOccultz]

That's a pretty damn strong elastic for an eyepatch.

[DKFan4Life]

Wow, I had no idea they raked in some decent talent for this show when I was younger.

Ricardo Montalban and Craig Ferguson. That's cool. Wonder who else showed up.

[wouldyousingtome]

@DKFan4Life The guy that voiced Dexter also ended up voicing the main character on a really popular Nickelodeon cartoon... Also about a teen superhero.

[Missinghalf]

@wouldyousingtome weirdly similar transformation sequence too.

[miyazaki4ever]

@wouldyousingtome HOORAY 4 DANNY PHANTOM!!

[IrishCinema7]

@wouldyousingtome not true

[kiraina25]

@DKFan4Life Ben Stein in a later episode. Also I believe Maurice LaMarche showed up once or twice. And Tim Curry showed up as Dr. Mystico.

[DragonLotus1]

The Scottish man is voiced by Craig Ferguson, host of the Late Late Show on CBS.

[Johnffrey87]

Who's the ugly little guy seen at 1:58 who keeps showing up in little cameos? , does he have a name?

[pupinboots024]

@Johnffrey87 Indeed he does; he's Emmitt Nervend. You can look it up on Wikipedia...

[Nathalorial]

That chiropractor looks scary... O_o

[Petsinwinter2]

that bear looks so huggable!!!

[thenewfalcon3967]

I love it when he apologizes to the monk.

[Katinicnew]

The eye patch is just for looks. Who knew?

[sirhchris2000]

you can see cosgroves eyes oO

[xamelich]

Remind me to never go to that snowcone place. Imagine asking your best friend, "You want to go get some SIDS?"

[zignationer]

best cartoon ever

[donalrock]

i loved freakazoid in the 90's they need to bring it back :)

[rawn170689]

"I`ll read you a poem"!

Unless he was going to read Edgar Allan Poe, I would never ever reveal my hiding place.

Ahem. Anyway, the line was hilarious...

[NinjaRodent]

lol at the Star Trek reference

[KadysToontownChannel]

why didnt that Guitierrez dude just take off his eyepatch? i mean he had all that time...

[BetaWolf47]

1 person was forced to watch The Best of Marty Engalls.

[ElderOfMars]

If was using today's internet then he would have become much stupider and much more perverted.

[TraineeHero]

@ElderOfMars He would also swear a lot more and loose the ability to spell. :-D

[Xonx68]

@TraineeHero Haha it's a bit ironic that you misspelled "lose" in that comment. XD

[TraineeHero]

@Xonx68 That was kind of the point, I should have made it more clear...

[Nathalorial]

@ElderOfMars He would become the King of all Trolls! O_o

[ElderOfMars]

@Nathalorial He'd become Clyde Cash?

[NarakusSlave]

@ElderOfMars Basically the embodiment of 4chan

[lizzy198710190045]

the bear pwns!

[lizzy198710190045]

I love crosgrove!

[ABPpluz]

thanks for Freakazoid Begins

[Praylv]

Verbs and weasels,what kind of driving school is this xD xD

[someskits]

I did it for the lady.

[Soroboruo]

*@[=g3,8d]\&fbb=-q]/hk%fg"

then hit delete

that first symbol MIGHT be "

[Soroboruo]

He kicks them out the window with a cute little smile on his face.

He's like a cross between super-ego and id - unpredictable, but a good, helpful guy.

[uberhaxor69]

as they promised a man wrestling a bear for no reason :D i love this show

[uberhaxor69]

freakazoid should join justice league :D

[Zoras88]

now who is they guy with the creepy smile?

[Cornwiggle]

@Zoras88

He appears in every episode just randomly.

[yellowcougar18]

I know its meant to be Sid's snowcone emporium, but does anyone else think that "SIDS" is a really dark joke thrown in for the adults?

Just looking at it, it made me think it was a joke too subtle for the kiddies.

[limbdarkening]

@yellowcougar18 SIDS Sudden Infant Death Syndrome?!

[yellowcougar18]

@limbdarkening Yeah. It just seems like a twisted joke snuck in to a show.

[MintMovies]

@chupsnd P.S. His name... is EMMIT.. NERVEND.

[MintMovies]

@chupsnd ABSOLUTELY!

[woepriest]

Thats Hale Saxton alright with the bear.

[chupsnd]

does anyone keep seeing a random picture of a cartoon guy flash bye? lol

[Soragan]

HEY GUTIERREZ!!!

[Lemonade908]

"I'll read you a poem!"

Lol

[LeoMidori]

R.I.P. Jack Valenti. You were a good man for upholding Copyright laws everywhere!

[sgtcampsalot]

@LeoMidori The only thing Jack Valenti held up was an ultra-conservative sense of what was "right" by prohibiting filmmakers from straying too far from what was seen as "family values", which is just code for being misogynistic and racist

[RockyBalboa211]

@sgtcampsalot: Jack Valenti makes more sense than you..

[ztslovebird]

@LeoMidori He's dead? I guess that explains why kids' TV went to crap so quickly; he wasn't around to prevent idiots from making shows like AdventureTime! He is sorely missed :(

[SamHandwiches]

"@[=g3,8d]\&fbb=-q]/hk%fg"

[Timschannel003]

the scotsman is craig ferguson 

[ZekPatterson]

In a perfect world, this show has either been re-done, or made into the most successful movie series of all time.

[KurosakiVizard0]

What happened to the guns and anvils?

 New cartoons just plain suck

[Legendthehedgehog]

Lol when it was ending I was like:

"Where's my random bear vs man fight?" then I saw it

[saphireroze001]

dexter is danny phantom!!!!!!

[Elidibus]

OMG!!! 3:55 Awesome Wrath of Khan reference!

[MrDsncurry]

"Stay right there.." That was the greatest scene ever!! 1- He said sorry to the monk dude. 2- He unleashed hell on Guitierres's face!!!!! 3- Guitierres really stayed there..I woulda ducked.

[thekillerstick13]

can anybody explain what was that face that appeared during the opening at 00:49?.... HAHAHAHA

[thugrip]

@thekillerstick13 oh my fuck, NICE!!

[kiwisunshine5233]

@thekillerstick13 He was talking like a monkey.

[someskits]

@thekillerstick13 THAT'S EMMITT~ What a man. :'D

[oldedrick]

he is almost like the mask

[thenewmase]

man how I wish cartoons were this good again

[Itzpower]

06:15 "Yoo hoo! HEY GUITIERREZ!!!!"

[PRIVATECorp]

1995-1997 does not have a lot of porn, but if this was set to today's standards... good God the censors are going to crack under the number of jokes! Sheesh, that'll make Freakazoid even more insane!

[zomgthesoftness]

@PRIVATECorp Nah, half the references would be of LOLCATs

[ztslovebird]

lol, how are the guns going off when they're not in the thugs' hands?

[CaptainJammieJam]

lmfao at the chiropractor :L

[BbDle88]

Haha, the chiropractor.... 

[ChuckNorrisIsNothing]

i like the star trek reference

[Drag0nTrainer]

5:15 ahahahahahahahahaha

[silverbiometal]

FREAK OUT FREAK OUT come on work FREAK OUT FREAK OUT FREAK OUT

[JUSTJUAN24]

The Eyepatch thing was freaking hilarious lol. SO funny and the joke about the raking. lol

[panfisha]

I wonder what the bear wrestling scene is actually from. It seems like an almost fair fight.

[TheDarthZ]

emmit, is at 00:47 if u pause

[XJakglitcherX]

if they make more episodes of freakazoid cartoon network would be more popular.

[CPTHAP]

I almost forgot about the Bear Wrestlers.

[bulbaman1]

00:47 lol

[kozinc]

7:38 should have gone like this:

Don't worry, my son. Just let it go.

[ArchRaptor]

9:57 to 10:20 There's your guy wrestling with a bear for no reason xD

[89deadlock]

1:53 i estimate that 50% of whats on the internet is porn so imagine all that in your mind you could make a pervert blush lol

[chilicheese835]

actually porn is the reason the internet is so thriving. it's over 80% of the internet.

[89deadlock]

@chilicheese835 probably, i want to see how fast the internet would run without all the porn lol

[Shirayuurei]

Snowcones rock. :D

[TheDreamdiver]

Goku vs. Superman. The Winner, Freakazoid.

[samuriazombie]

KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHN!

[HYAAALP]

Despite being a purely comedic show, this episode has a good story.

[NexusARC]

The Incredibles is a copy of freakazoid except Freakazoid is hilarious in comparison.

[samuriazombie]

justlike ahhh real monsters was ripped off by monsters inc.

[mexicanLOUBForce]

so this is season 1 ep 7? i think i just deciphered what the number x bigger number means now......montage

[kenji540]

craig ferguson!!!!!!!!!

[deibee]

A wizard did it.

seriously though, stop thinking so hard and just watch the blue guy in red footsie pajamas go bonkers on people!

[MsAnimeGrl]

here's somthing thats been bothering me wen dexter went into the computer he became freakazoid but wen robby mcstew went in he didnt get any superpowers even though he used the exact same code i mean when we see him again he deff has no super powers why is that?

[ZephyrFiction]

Because either he didn't hit 'delete' or the surge of power that made Freakazoid was a one-time thing

[MsAnimeGrl]

@ZephyrFiction at 6:58 he dose press delete and he did say in the first half the the last ep that if the user pressed the exact number of keys they would become a freakazoid no one-time thing about it.

[ZephyrFiction]

Guess it's a plot-hole then

[MsAnimeGrl]

@ZephyrFiction  yah a big 1

[Velox415]

@MsAnimeGrl Maybe he was connected to the internet directly thus didn't get all of the info needed in the surge to be a Freakazoid and only found his way out later.

Or maybe the writers decided THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE! ;p

[mexicanLOUBForce]

i just thought of it...when reading the email the dude left freakazoid....maybe he got a different super power like the smartness or something.......any thoughts?

[animefave346]

i love this show , one of the best shows on during the 90'

[ZephyrFiction]

ONE OF.

[ztslovebird]

Which came first; Disney's Hercules movie, or this episode? 'Cause Freakazoid's wrestling match with the guards seems a lot like baby Hercules' wrestling match with the snake-henchmen-thingies

[stevokwhl]

i think shadow gags have been used in cartoons for many years. but it is possible that the two are related. just doubtful. by me. im doubting it. this is me doubting it.

[ztslovebird]

True, but I was referring to the carefree way he tied the two guards into a sailor's knot, then kicked them out the window into a chiropractor's office with the "I'm so cute and innocent" behavior of a three-year-old.

[stevokwhl]

i will still continue doubting the link between the two. didn't Bamm-Bamm do the same thing on The Flintstones?

[TherealRNO]

zts: The snake-wrestling in the story of Heracles (Roman name: Hercules), which was written some ages ago by Greek writers. But in the context of Disney and Warner, Freakazoid came out in 1994 or sometime thereabout in the early 90's, whereas Disney Hercules came out in 1997.

[ztslovebird]

I never realized before, but the voice of Dexter is the same as the voice for Danny Fenton/Phantom (another teenager who got his brains fried and became a superhero, lol)!

[MastaOOPS]

Actually, I recently noticed that myself. I thought it to be quite hilarious!

[animefave346]

@ztslovebird me to and i love that show

[QueenNyx]

@ztslovebird I'm not sure if I just screamed in joy or in fear...

[yellowcougar18]

@ztslovebird

He also voiced Stuart Little in the animated show, and played MArty McFly in the Back to the Future animated show.

He also voiced the Human Torch in the Ultimate Spider-man game.

[Soroboruo]

@ztslovebird It is!

[johnnieRad]

@ztslovebird It Be...A FREAKAZOID!

[LeahQT]

How can I hate Khan knowing that the same guy played the grandfather off of Spy Kids?!! Answer me that I'm soo confused but, still Ricardo Montalban (RIP) was a great actor!

[acla9000]

Yes, and let's not forget Mr. Roarke from 'Fantasy Island' and Senior Senior from 'Kim Possible' too!

[tasara1989]

dude, who does freakazoid's voice??? sounds so familiar...

[LeahQT]

Paul Rugg

[tasara1989]

sweet! thnx! :)

[MastaOOPS]

Haha! I had forgotten all about the man fighting the bear, too... Good job, Freakazoid. good job.

[ztslovebird]

Yet another great thing about this show; they NEVER forget about continuity!

[15plus2isnot39]

in the case of man vs. bear, bear almost aways wins

[playpus]

Lol! Oh yeah! There's the man wrestling the bear for no reason!

[acla9000]

7:47 : Ouch, this must have ached A LOT... At least he must have enjoyed the trip through the buildings... Teehee.

[acla9000]

5:15 : "Oh, boy! My first patients!!"

[theninjaweirdo]

eyepatch guy = KHAAAAAAAANNNNN!!!!!

[Sailormoongrl412]

impress the ladies, OK!

[julietaz]

hey! who is that old midget smiling in every episode? its funneh but...is it a parody to any of the productors or something?

[Jerro555]

Hey... He has both eyes! (although he might not now after that)

[TrippyZanbato]

why does he even wear an eyepatch? xD

[mardeninthegarden]

To look suave, debonair, and EVIL!

[acla9000]

Oh well, that's a good reason.

[Shadowstrom]

well it is either and eye patch or a goatee that marks out the true evil genius

[Iori400]

Hes a weenie..

[Abderian]

"Welcome to the internet

Enter destination:"

Gotta love it how computers work in movies n TV.

[NoGirlsOnTheInternet]

At one point, long before internet explorers existed, that was actually very close to how the internet worked.

...and when the internet was like that, nothing but porn, seriously.

[theninjaweirdo]

@NoGirlsOnTheInternet good times I take it?

[NoGirlsOnTheInternet]

I wouldn't know, I was four.

[theninjaweirdo]

it's him, that voice is unmistakeable

[Hellwolf36]

3:57, 7:43-8:02, and 9:59 LMAO

[itsaguinness]

7:19 you just gave gutierrez time to press delete!

[Xanderkish]

Such a nice Tibetan Monk

[ecalovich23]

KKKHHHAAANNN!!!

[Movie06]

XDDD I still love 7:43-8:02, it never fails to make me laugh!

[flashdevil13]

0:48

...god i love Emmit XD

[vfaulkon]

4:36 "I'm..."

Going ghost?

[BlarghImSlainXD]

Did he even need that Eye Patch or was it to look evil? XD

[juusgirl]

"fill his head with all the information on the net"

wow, imagine how much porn freakazoid has in his head :P

[vfaulkon]

Not to mention internet memes. I DEMAND Freakazoid performs the Caramelldansen!

[juusgirl]

i second it.

[Thunderchips12]

Fucking Second that notion!

[ztslovebird]

@juusgirl This show was made back in the '90s, during the infancy of the computer age. Back then, everything on the internet was either Pong or government-related.

[thenewmase]

@juusgirl even more creapy he has all the info on social network so he actually knows everybody that use them

[MRLOL785]

@juusgirl well, only the porn available in pre-95, but still.

[noburqua]

I think he said the secret word lol.