Professor Scott Steiner math lesson

[HowTingz]

Those numbers spell disaster LMAO

[statharaskal]

the blonde got confused...:P

[Lynnianaa]

I am convinced that this is the only man that can divide by zero.

[Hellstorm616]

@Lynnianaa that's cause everyoen else is FAAT!!

[MrRiseAboveitall]

Too Classic!!!

[NYG4LIFE123]

This is my favorite thing ever.

[terrybuttkins]

those numbers spell disaster, damn! he is a genius

[Moredread25]

Just listend to the art of wrestling. Came back just to watch Petey throughout the video.

[Matt330]

@Moredread25 Same. He really was looking to the side like "uhhhhh, we gonna cut or what?"

[InfernoPhoenix100]

All wrights belongs to TNAwrestling and SpikeTV.

[AlecBoy006V2]

I thought Scott Steiner was the greatest tag team of all time? Why does he need Petey Williams with him?

[XratedRiotMaster]

Petey Williams' Reactions LMAO!

[PilotOfTheCaribean]

HE'S FAT !!

[Jballa371]

woo this is epic

[wfwwrestling05]

MindBlowing Math Lesson!

[md34411]

Petey Williams is gold in this.

[be4realyo]

wwf is so fuckin goofy.

[MantasasInHD]

@be4realyo this is TNA....

[Walkingzombi]

Fucking awsome!!!!!!""

[SuperPorkyPiggy]

im in grade 9 and my math teacher said 2+2=2

[Hellsidion]

Oh lawd I miss that chick.

[venelis888]

everyone needs to remember that scott steiner has a colla shkip from a highy educated university

[supersinghish]

Scott should be a maths teacher

[reostzombie13]

Is the interviewer wearing a boob necklace>

[TimeConsumer3]

Steiner must have written the description as well..."wright"

[DocTubbs]

this makes the warriors promos look as easy as kelly kelly

[thedailyblazer]

what's up with that silly coke can cap do rag?

[NinjaFaceJon]

Albert Einsteiner

[WazzTheSecond]

Watching Petey this whole thing makes it more hilarious

[PhazonElitist]

This is the best promo in wrestling history. I have never laughed so hard at a promo in my life.

[wmmaineventer14]

You can see that Petey Williams is embarassed to be there about halfway through the promo.

[ViceWorld]

freakanomics?

[MarTay555]

ur chances of winning "drastic" go down

[xfilesmanson]

@MarTay555 LOL

[EricVB007]

lmfao

[Shadowlit001]

I'd like to get that chick in the green shirt into a three-way with Big Poppa Pump.

[guizuxuezhe]

@Shadowlit001

what green shirt lol

[MarTay555]

@Shadowlit001 u colored blind fuck..lol..even scotty steiner knows that shirt isnt green

[frostytherainman]

Well...the first minute made sense.

[DukeDarkshadow]

The sad thing is that I actually understand this. Believe it or not, he does make sense.

[neilcaraher]

After a while Petey is just like "... what the fuck is he on?"

[TheKogunEnjou]

1:19 Petey's corpsing! SEND FOR THE MAN!

[Whictimized]

Im not expecting anyone to check this out. But please give me a chance to show of my tribute video of Scott Steiner.

Im making tribute videos of wrestlers and im not getting any viewers what so ever.

/watch?v=QsLFXBGewuU&feature=g­-u&context=G2c16f62FUAAAAAAAAA­A

[mmichaelson]

Petey's facial expressions while Steiner is talking are the best. He can barely keep a straight face.

[bluefishbrad]

he went to a highly educated university

[baker187]

did they transplant stephen hawking's brain into steiner's body?

[OnTheBoards718]

The numbers don't lie and it spells disaster for you!!! #classic

[mat3956]

Funny thing about this whole promo is his math is actually right

[SinCity2100]

I'm surprised that he said that he's going to become a World Champion,not World Championship!!!

[Tuttermuts]

That chick is gonna be deaf for a couple of days...

[DontBCynical]

.....his math is correct.

like actually

[MGD313]

5 and 2/3 people disliked this video

[electrkmayhem]

Someone, get this man a chalkboard!

[Fido1488]

The mind of the guy next to him is fucking blown.

[kryptomanik]

@Fido1488 Dude, not just Petey, see, him, Rhaka Khan, AND the interviewer were FUCKING BLOWN AWAY by the academics of Scott Steiner. xD

[CelebiFTW]

This is just brilliant

[Hitlerwearsasnuggie]

lol why the fuck is there a random black lady in the backround?

[TheKeyring95]

@Hitlerwearsasnuggie She's was their Manager

[spud12345888]

I love this promo and how the interviewer and petey williams are both like WTF is he on about

[jimcornettesprite]

i passed my maths exam bacause of this vid

[SK8TERMIMI]

What He Said...

[AllevamentoBologna]

Small Joe

[MarkTheChamp12]

SCOTT STINER PLEASE BE MY MATH TEACHER?

[kevchargers]

LMFAOOOOO FUNNIEST SHIT EVA

[thetungwakou]

Señor Joe

[Str8talk50]

75 perchance chance of winning

[M1O71]

Scott Steiner is awesome.

[RKOFAN24]

Wait.......what????

[mat3956]

Scott Steiner and BookerT both on commentary at the same time would be epic

[dimedropper1992]

he coulda just said 'SAMOA JOE WERE COMMIN FOR YOU NIGGA' and left

[SouthwindPOR]

@dimedropper1992 he did something 'similar'.Search on youtube for scott steiner calling samoa joe fat.Its hilarious.

[handsomechill22]

the funny thing about this hilarious promo that he did the math right, LOL, you see kids from here if you wanna be good on math just take steroids a bunch of them

[neverscared92]

these two are like a retarded batman and robin

[Zggrt443]

Scott Steiner : Our athletic rain man

[mat3956]

Who's the chick givin the interveiw?

[gangstamatchia25]

Petey Williams is confused. Lol.

[cawchampionsleague]

@gangstamatchia25 petey williams didn't come from a highly educated university like scott steiner did. that's why he's confused.

[mooiendook]

his muscles are ugly

[TheDeadComeBack2Life]

that blonde is smoking.

[nazma7861]

these mother fuckers are mean and show ofs

[nazma7861]

cena is way better than samoa joe

[IR305]

@nazma7861 .....

[jbless757]

I think he forgot to carry the one...

[NezbitOfficialBand]

Watched this in math class today. My teacher said that if he's ever out sick, this guy will be our substitute teacher. Win.

[stewart1matt]

i'm hungry!

[uselessidguy331]

Hahahahaha. Best part of this entire thing: "PERCENTS!" @ 1:13

[SteRDLK]

I love Petey Williams and the interviewer's reactions.

Flawless maths.

[newagepun]

"but i i got a sixty six and two thirds chance of winning and start a home loans"

My god he solved the economic crisis plaguing the United States!!

[greatvaluepoop]

Steiner always did suck. Non-entertaining steroid piece of crap.

[Killamingo]

Got my math skills up but my English got worse... :/

[1thatswhatsup]

i got 141% and 2/3 chance at winning at sacrifice!! HAHAHAHA random shit!

[EnVChocolate]

C'mon petty 

[arleyfeeezy]

I'd love to hear what Scott Steiner's take on global warming sounds like

[DarkXtreme5000]

thank you scott steiner

[Mus1c15MyL1fe]

so wait...let me get this straight? just so we're on the same page...you take his 50% chance...add it to kurt angle? that makes it 33 and 1/3 % chance? then you subtract 8 from it? and then multiply 66 and 2/3 chance? and then something about genetic freak?

ahhhh...it all makes sense now...

[SlasherLink119]

"big public plump it's got your book up will make believe muscle screw you need to look up pollen if you hear that..."

Definitely the greatest 3 minutes of my life...

[SlasherLink119]

"Alarm clock on my priscilla pair would rather come home to me ado net three to be satisfied everynight are going to have status of all joe..."

[SlasherLink119]

"I got home forty-one until Thursday as a woman except the price"...

[SlasherLink119]

"Social cultural here take a thirty-three third chance myers by twenty five percent chance, you've got to make a purchase of women at Sacrifice..."...

Nice...

[Magitrek]

Anyone else wondering if he actually won the match afterward?

[DaKiddD]

@Magitrek He lost.

[TheUndertakeer]

"Smow Joe"

[WooWooWooZackRyder]

Jesus H. Christ, where the hell did he learn math? Derp University?

[BradSSFL]

@WooWooWooZackRyder Don't be irreverent.

[thebadguy30]

Scott steiner, sir, you are a belter.

[Lampheader]

he actually added up the numbers correctly..

[SliderJunkie]

I don't know who's crazier, Steiner or the Warrior

[curthaynes]

this is a crowning moment in tna lol, did petey williams just call himself "make-believe muscle" at 1:54 ? lol, it did sound that way but he actually said maple leaf muscle

[cranbrook]

lmao what is he talking about

[LateTrain27]

Can he also tell us how to work out what fraction of his muscles is steroids?

[TheBigBDS]

jesus this was painful

[BradSSFL]

@TheBigBDS Don't take the Lord's name in vain, you sniveling, postmodern, relativistic, irreverent punk.

[TwoPieceArmy]

@BradSSFL You already called him a relativistic punk. What makes you think he'll not take the Lord's name in vain. You can't push religion on people. If it damns them to hell, then let it. You have no right to interfere.

[BradSSFL]

@TwoPieceArmy Seek the truth, pal. I have every OBLIGATION to speak up for God and promote the gospel!

[drago939393]

So, did the math fail him or what? Did he win? :D

[Frenchfry147]

My mind has been blown.

[thatwasfintanstack]

100% chance of Cornetteface

[DionettVaton]

U SEE.. MC JOE!!!!  HE CALLED HIM MC JOE LMAO I was CRYING

[ItzThatGuyShane]

Cant believe he pulled this off. One of the many legendary Steiner moments

[MobKnowledge]

That's it. I'm enrolling at the Highly Educated University of Michigan.

[wezzo77]

3 people have an 8 and a third chance of passing maths!

[randomguyri]

6.theres no such thing as pimps just guys who collect money from hoes for scott streiner

7.creatine is made of dust from steiner's house

8.scott steiners jizz could cure aids unfortuantely for sick people scott steiner only cums in healthy female strippers under 30

9.all male porn stars penises are small compared to scott steiners

10.kevlar is made from the bone marrow of scott steiner

[randomguyri]

FACT 1.theres no such thing as gorillas just monkeys that lifted weights with steiner

2.stephen hawkings isnt crippled by genetic defect he is just one of the few people to get into a fight with scott steiner and live to tell about it

3.jesus turns water into wine steiner turns water into steroids

4.theres no no such things as earthquakes those are just after shocks of a steiner suplex

5.monster energy is made of steiners ball sweat

[Traducteur1]

We all got 1 and 1/3 percent chance of getting it right!

[SuperKeith00]

Epic Math 

[TeamTowers1]

Is it just me or does the fact that the math was correct (inspite of how nonsensical his reasons for uesing it were) make this even more funny.

[DelinquentBilly]

@TeamTowers1 He did get a collegescripe from The University of Mishkin

[NephandiMan]

After the interviewer said, "I think Joe's kinda nice," Steiner should've calculated her chances of getting with a real man like him.

Also, this promo should've ended with a clip of the minister from Blazing Saddles saying, "Now who can argue with that?"

[TheLeathalweapon14]

scott steiner is my new math teacher..

[skaterat703]

Teacher*

[skaterat703]

Why couldn't he be my math tea her

[costas22]

Steiner was gold on the mic.

[jb60135]

66 2/3 chance

[evowlueshin]

LMAO classic

[Scamceno]

LMAO I wouldn't have been able to keep my composure as the mic guy

[Guslikesdrpepper]

What's Right with this promo: Steiner can do proper addition and subtraction with fractions included. Also, Kurt Angle literally had a 0% chance of winning seeing as he was replaced by Kaz.

What's wrong: Steiner doesn't average the percentages.

Strangely enough, most of this promo is correct.

[infntnub]

LOL!!! They need to show this kids and say this is why you stay in school.

[Moredread25]

@infntnub Come on now - Steiner went to a highly educated universtiy, and when he talks to the white trash and rednecks he has to dumb himself down.

[theobserver55555]

big poppa pump scott steiner.

[theobserver55555]

i love this guy.

[BobifyYou]

3 people didn't take their 75 pachance chance of winning..

[Supadave7]

University of Michigan should be proud.

[DCWDestroyEverything]

This is so awesome...xDD

[ScopeScorp]

And if you add that all together, it gives him a 0% chance of making any sense

[GunsoftheArchangels]

McJoe... is he related to Mike Morgan?

[torturekiller999]

Considering he fucks up every promo that he does with his inability to talk properly....they are still definately are some of the best and most entertaining promos

out there.

[wwetnaful]

Did anyone actually do the math?? Steiner actually added everything up right lol

[ForeignerD]

Arithmetic, Scott.. Arithmetic.



[Tougie24]

I passed math after watching this video

[stunnerbahgawd]

FAAAAT AAASSSES

[TP7166]

His math isnt that far off which is the scary part.

[kidcanada621]

thumbs up if spoony sent you here

[swordhunter12]

Steiner: "And CM Punk has a 1% chance of winning at Money in the Bank!"

[seankinsellasean]

@swordhunter12 "at best"

[cl65amg69]

Scotts english aint always top leval but hes entertaining as fuck

[ikefootball75]

2 people only have an 8 and a third % chance of winning at "sacerfice"

[StoopidCityLive]

2 people are that fatass Samoa Joe

[evrbody]

The numbers don't lie, McJoe.

[KomicTurtle]

Look at that weave those guys have....

[Clarkyboy21]

the maths confuse me then you see who's teaching you and it all makes sense.

[DaKiddD]

Your chances of winning drastic go down.

[kidcanada621]

Thumbs up if TheSpooneyOne brought you here

[sdphost]

Who is the black girl?

[ZJP]

@sdphost Rhaka Khan

[StoopidCityLive]

How can Petey Williams keep a straight face during this?

"At Sacrfice (spelled like Steiner says it), ya got a 33 1/3 chance of winnin'"

Bwahahaha

[StoopidCityLive]

How can Petey Williams keep a straight face during this?

"You got a 33 1/3 winnin'" LOL

[panditbadit]

This man is a total genius

[Tutankh89]

hahahahaha, that was actually pretty cool



[1RadicalDreamer]

HES FAT!

[MDVegaful]

Once I got really drunk and watched this video. In that altered state of mind, for a brief moment I understood EXACTLY what he was saying. It haunts me to this day.

[8309browneyes]

roid rage at it's finest!!