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  • omg urinating everywhere from the johnson commercial

  • why could they just walk up the step

  • Ray william johnson already reviewed the johnson commercial and i didnt laugh that much this time because the joke wasnt new to me.

  • "Tissue?" chucks it away ...loool!

  • i don't get the johnson on or the cat one

  • @Abdu7b johnson is slang for penis.....now watch the johnson part again you will die laughing.

  • @SidraBhatti ohh...

  • @Abdu7b johnson = dick

  • @rs3pker thanks! hahah i didnt get it either

  • Did anyone else here the "Whoo !" after Ellen had said "this video is from canada" :)

  • I started dying when he threw the tissue box hahahahahahaha

  • LOL Love it!l

  • It's pronounced Bay-cell not Bee-sill lol

  • With that commercial people are gonna start wondering whose really taking the Cat food.

  • you, your girlfriend, and your johnson

  • that johnson commercial is so so wrong. hilarious!

  • WHY DON'T WE SKIP ON OVER TO MABIE PAMBIE LAND AND FIND SOME SELF CONFIDENCE FOR YOU, YOU JACKWAGON!! I remember seeing this commercial on tv a while back, it's still my fav! I still call people "jackwagons"...

  • Its Becel (bay- cell) nice try though Ellen

  • I will from now on call everyone a "Jackwagon"

  • you and your johnson

  • the first commercial i saw in this video i saw at school in library the library teacher said the volume wasn't working so we had to try to figure out what the people were saying

  • "you & ur johnson.." OMG ROTFLMFAO! XD

  • Thumbs Up If Ur Watching This In 2012 :)

  • i luv the geico one i luv that sargent

  • These aren't that funny. I think it's because I'm British and we have nothing but stupid, hilarious adverts.

  • That Johnson commercial had me rolling on the floor !

  • That becel comercial was great, but they shouldn't place invisible walls and magnetic steps in the escalators :(

  • Becel (bay cell) not (bee sull). It's clear that the commercial was saying that the people on the escalator would not move (a.k.a. being lazy and unhealthy) and Becel is trying to say that they are the better alternative to butter. And if Ellen really looked into is she would know that Becel is more popular than her American version of it called Promise since Becel is in a bunch of countries not just Canada. Go Canada. Eff America for always making us the butt end of their jokes.

  • @failingchemist I'm from the U.S. and I understood it perfectly fine.

    @yocode Quit making yourselves so vulnerable.

  • One does not simply stop watching Ellen videos...

  • Ellen you didn't understand the Becel commercial because you're American...

  • HEY! I'M FROM CANADA!!!

  • you and your girl and johnson

    

  • haha! The Johnsson engines are the best! Strong and reliable ;)

    We have two of them <3

  • Hahaha I remember when that Becel commerical played!!

  • the first one is a good view of americans not canadians lol

  • Becel promotes heart health, much like exercise =)

  • O' Canada. (Bay-Sell) becel make our food good :P

  • Lol the way she said becel. And the fact that she didn't get the commercial! Haha

  • you and your johnson was on Ray William Johnson!!!!

  • It's pronounced bay-cell :s

  • @LOLchic316 Johnson= another word for Penis XD

  • RwJ

  • I wonder if the cat licked the johnson lol

  • Lmao I can't xD "you, your girl & your johnson" ahahahaha XD btw that girl with the cat is soooo me! haha

  • go canada !!!!!!

  • Rey William Johnson

  • Moving from canda to newyork mess u up

  • Haha it just shows how affectionate cats are...

  • Ho come one Ellen!! You don't understand?? Becel is made to replace butter... Because its bad for the heart. and those people are not in shape enough to climb the stairs on their own...

  • ''That guy needs to spend time with his JOHNSON'' My new favorite word.

  • we are diffrent in canada ahhahha

  • In the escalator one, they COULD just walk up and down instead of waiting there,

  • @TheSeLeNaTiC it's a joke, yo.. Becel promotes heart health. it's satire..

  • @TheSeLeNaTiC really??? woow...

  • @TheSeLeNaTiC Thanks for stating the obvious.

  • @TheSeLeNaTiC Ya think? --'

  • I love being from Canada

  • @yvanelicia123 me too!

  • @yvanelicia123 Haha me too :D!

  • @yvanelicia123 Canadians are great people!

  • Lol thats all I have to say.

  • hahaha it's not "bee-seal" it's "bay-sell"

  • I finally got the the Johnson joke...LOL

  • lol i love that geico commercial!!!

  • Toot tone :D

  • When she said "This is a commercial from Canada" I knew it was gonna be good. There are so many stereotypes about us. PLUS she said "beecil" but it's pronounced "baysell"

  • I LOVE THAT GEICO ONE

  • Bet Ellen secretly hates the Whiskas one,it's a bad food and she has Halo.

  • The commercial about the margerine is about people eating healthy food=>don't have deseases=>be able to use stairs:)

  • I think the Canadian ad is about people nowadays is so lazy, they hardly walk when they can easily walk up the escalator they won't. If they do more exercise that would help the heart health.

  • What about AFLAC? those are the best ones

  • im 21 and i still dont understand what is Johnson XDXD *epic fail*

  • I have finals I need to be studying for you.......CAN'T. STOP. WATCHING.

  • I remember when that first one aired at home! it was so funny

  • Lolol who cares if the food gets cold!! I remember when I had budgies I'd be petting them and talking to them while the rest of my family would be calling me to eat.

  • Ellen :D look up Canadian A&W commercials :)

  • IVE SEEN THE GEICO ONE

  • that cat ad is so me! lol

  • She's obsessed with her cat

  • They could have walked up the escalator. I know Becel in Belgium.

  • Tony's laugh makes me laugh... xD

  • ellen likes inboard motors

  • BEACIL? thats how she pronounces it LOL its BAYSELL ellen - Becel ;p

  • Are they that lazy that they can't walk the rest of the way up

  • @preciouseloveu we aren't lazy. Its about how margarine is better for your heart and they are to tired to walk up. That doesn't make us look any better though

  • Ray William Dick. Review the Johnson commercial

  • americans probably have the lowest IQ on average.

  • THERE ARE TWO PEOPLE STUCK ON AN ESCALATOR, NOW, WILL SOMEBODY PLEASE HELP!?

    HELP!!!!!!

    hahaha

  • Becel - Beesil. AHAHAH It's pronounced "Bay-cell" I was laughing so hard!

  • i watched the second one on a plane

  • LOL i watched the first one in class ..

  • NOT ALL US CANADIANS ARE STUPID! haha americans say CANADA like it's on the other side of the world. my oh my

  • Ellen: "I don't get how that ad has a connection with margarine but things are different in Canada"

    Shut Up I'm proud to be a Canadian!

  • 01:38 "...and what a beautiful sight it was"

  • Ugh!!! Geico got my brother started on saying jackwagon. Then my dad started saying jackwagon. Now I and everyone in my house pretty much says: JACKWAGON!!!!!

  • DANG I HATE WHEN I WATCH ELLEN AND THEN DONT STOP FOR 4 HOURS STRAIGHT! HAHA

  • Haha I remember the first commercial and the last one!!!

  • the butter is purnounced (Bay-Sell)

  • @mattmax11 the word is spelt (pronounced)

  • @superrock00 what ever

  • @mattmax11 whatever is actually one word

  • @mattmax11 Actually it's margarine , not butter and it's very good for the heart with the omega 3 in it! and tastes really good :) ( Toronto here!!)

  • @CheyBurnz1 seriously i don't give a shit

    ps im from toronto to MAYOR FORD FTW

  • Thumbs up if you started to thinking of RWJ

  • Ahahahaah !!!

    

  • 0:04 did anyone else hear a "meow?" i actually opened my door to see if my cat was there...

  • @mdelonas kind of

  • I don't get the 'You and your Johnson' ad

  • @CPCoulterTweedles Johnson also means penis

  • Too bad she didn't catch the Wonder Boner

    It's real.

    Look it up

    llol

  • Give your boat a new name. Phil or something.

  • Man i really wsh i could work for Ellen

    best job in the world!!!!!!!

  • Becel is a margarine product. In the US it goes by the name Promise.

  • hey hun ur foods getting cold

  • the 8 dislikes are jackwagons

  • well if cats wernt so damn cute we wouldnt have to act lik that...

  • i love the first commercial, WE ARE STUCK ON AN ESCALATOR! hahahahha

  • I LOVE that Gieco commercial! Haha!

  • haha becel is a margarine that is low in fats and cholesterol... also pronounced BAY-SELL :D

  • lol

  • Love you Ellen !

  • That last advert... Definitely nothing like me... *Shiftyeyes*

  • Bay-Cell

    

  • Is it weird that i act the same way with my kitty lol:)

  • Lmfaoo I'm Canadian and I remember when this commercial used to play.

  • I seriously have homework to do

  • you f**kin' offensive people! canadiens are not stupid for f**ksake gosh I'm f**kin' canaidien you assholes! god! canaidiens are not diffrente then americans! we say eh! you say uh-huh! we say ketchup you say catsup! we have a leaf on the flag you have 50 stars! the guy who discovered canada was british! god i hate being canaidien! & british! every one a school bullys me cause i'm british and british people are mostly cowards (yes i cower alot thank you very much)make fun all you want im only 10

  • @ThePapermario555 You should at least learn how to spell Canadian.

  • @ThePapermario555 Why are you cussing like that if you're TEN? Its Ellen, she was just trying to make a joke. She has nothing against Canadians.

  • @ThePapermario555 If you're going to be a troll, be a big, awful troll!

  • @ThePapermario555

    What the fuck are you on about?

  • @ThePapermario555 British People aren't cowards!

  • @missproud2bnerdy lol, north american love all around. Its all good

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  • never watch Ellen while drinking water. Or eating.

  • @gleefangirl101 So true. I literally almost choked to death...while laughing.

  • @gleefangirl101 but i am doing that :D

  • @gleefangirl101 Otherwise you spit or choke, that's why

  • @gleefangirl101 O wel, i drunk a lil' bit of water, held it in, and now, lets just say water and saliva meets computer..( I think theres a lil' bit of snot in there too..)

  • @gleefangirl101 haha I'm doing that right now! XD I love Ellen!

  • LOOOL. oh ellen, how u make me laugh

  • Ever since tht Geico commercial aired my mom and brother always say Jackwagon and tht yellow makes them sad ....

  • Americans.. and they realy think it's funny...

  • Ever since my mom saw that Geico commercial, Jackwagon has been her favourite curse word. She has really bad road rage...

  • @Lily222998 My father's favorite word as well. :I

  • you and your girl and your peanus lol

  • LOOOOL "you, your girl, and your johnson" xD

  • i did not get the you and your johnson one

  • @iceboy1234ify Johnson means wiener.

  • @j3r3mi4h112 aaaaaaaaaaa know i get it what a funny commercial

  • I have seen all of these before but still make me laugh

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  • I don't understand the second one

  • @tigerlily7898 johnson is a  word for dick

  • thumbs up if the cat lady reminds you of yourself

  • I think thailand has the best commercials from funny to heartbreaking lol

  • that cat one was dumb i thought.

  • there's Becel in BraSil as well. they say it's good for your heart. Not so sure about that. xD

  • @0oMawieeo0 (I hope i got that right) lol, no problem...:)

  • you your jids and your johnson!

  • she should try aussie commercials, theyre the funniest things ever!

  • You can buy becel in scandinavia too :D

  • @ThreeeAngles Yep. Though none of the commercials i see for it here in denmark are quite the same

  • We got that last commercial in the Netherlands too but then with people in a soccerteam :P

  • Like Ellen would know what a Johnson is.....LMFAO.

  • Ellen would have to strap on a Johnson if she wanted to make her little man in the boat go ....

  • Isn't the Johnson commercial from Saturday Night Live?

  • A guy would say LMJohnsonO in the second comercial!