The Tommy Wi-Show - Driver: San Francisco

[meijorhedeich]

Meanwhile, in San Francisco... :D

[halfmanhalfmetal]

"I'm taking you to my favorite place Ihopeweaccomplishwhatwewantacc­omplish." It is my life's dream for Tommy to say that to me one day.

[JFGermann]

3:30 You are tearing me apart!

[Ackronam]

this is rather amazing... who thought of this?

[FunoVison]

ok ok ok ok ok ok OK OK ok ok ok O...K

[AzureClarity]

"I killed so many people already. My God, I'm going to jail." You have to love the sincerity of his words.

[boodleboy]

I love this show.

[Nightsparrow626]

How much weed, on average, does TW smoke before a shooting?

[halfmanhalfmetal]

@Nightsparrow626 It's not weed, it's heroin.

[kungphooey8]

okay, okay,okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay... now I own the world. ha ha.

[Jearoon]

"This guy who's driving this car is maniac"

"See I am speaking like you are, wid some kind of stupid aaaccent"

"All of your friends are very old or dead now" - "Lemme worry about that ok, I'm ready to go alien"

Amazing.

[EXPLODA966]

that alien's a fucking dick

[Giok8]

I felt like I was driving FOREEEEVAH alien, LAUAUGHAUGH

[hogwashsentinel]

Game is so unrealistic. Too much available parking...

[turboshagna]

Limbo game

[JustineBieberxoxo]

Looks like this guy went to the Chris Bores school of gaming.

[ryumishima44]

@JustineBieberxoxo No , this guy never played anything and makes the bad acting on purpose just for being funny, chris bores pretend to be funny and "dumb" and he ends being anoying ... Tomy Wi-Show is very funny

[killer429]

He's high.... I swear he's high.

[killer429]

He's high.... I swear he's high.

[andieroooo]

Left 4 Dead 2

[McSmijens1]

i wonder who the REAL alien here is :S

[achidgey]

ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok

[jakethepowerfully]

What a story alian, Hah?

[TommyWisau]

Damn, I forgot my to do list in space.

You are tearing me apart, Alien!

[ThejohnnyZzzz]

Lol r u in the sleepy process

[MolecularMoonlight]

Hey, Alien! Next time make him play CRAZY TAXI using the driving wheel!

Extra funny torture! XD

[ThejohnnyZzzz]

Grand theft auto iv please play. That

[metallavery]

THE ROOM TWO!!!

[theknightswhosayfrak]

TW's do do list.

1. Throw the football around with Peter

2. Say hai to Mark

3. Troll the Nastolgia critic's forums

4. Have sex with lisa

5. Jog with mark

6. Get some flowers for Lisa

7. Say hai to doggy

[snakey319]

I want the # of the guy he gets his weed from, it's some good shit.

[CloneComander1138]

How else sent in The Room the game as a suggestion?

[k9999radio]

it would be funnier if it was just tommy wiseau and not the alien. or the spaceship.

[mlpman246]

Gosh, the alien speaks more fluently than Tommy does.

[jakenmax321]

4:09 I didn't know he was racist ;)

[theknightswhosayfrak]

@jakenmax321 Yeah, you never see any black guys or anything in his movies.

[Ozku9]

I never want to be near Tommy when he drives.

[theknightswhosayfrak]

Star Wars The Force Unleashed II

[DJBassEnergy]

I did not expect him to drive slow

[theknightswhosayfrak]

@DJBassEnergy What is he an old lady?

[ShirosakiX]

HOMO

[TalosTore193]

I want to see the alien get his head burned by lasers that would be the best episode.

[loltitapota]

Okay i laughed my ass off when he asked the alien if he was in the "sleepy process"

[Mellophreak]

He's wearing two watches

[bigboss25262]

I wish i could play with him.

[blazejames47]

buh not for..... lawng

[babylonian]

Saints Row 3 would be a perfect fit for this show and this man.

[RollandDynasty]

"The guy who's driving t his car is maniac" ...He does understand he's controlling it...right?

[ninjaturtlefan2003]

What alien said at the end was really creepy.

[ninjaturtlefan2003]

Well you can't say he's not a safe driver. I'm not sure about drunk though.

[87Firebane]

2:07 "this guy whos driving this car is a maniac."

but HES the one driving!!! LMAO

[Marthabrowneyes]

ALIEN: ..all of your friends are very old or dead now TW: 'let me worry about that, okay..'

[R4ND0MVL0GZ]

in my whirl im very busy person, I HAVE TO MAKE SCRIPT INTO FILMS.

[jackal198666]

PLAY SKYRIM PLAY SKYRIM PLAY SKYRIM PLAYSKYRIM Special 1HR episode please!

[Sethoven]

He forgot his to-do list!! D:

[ZombiesNinjaHawk]

Have him play COD

[gunninlinguist]

Oh hai Ay-lien kahn youw geht Tee Duhbyuh to play Skywad Sword haaaa?

[ostninjan]

Can someone call Wiseu´s aid? Someone is clearly taking advantage of his disability...

[TrailerTunes]

TW's To Do List:

[ ] Write Scripts

[ ] Make Scripts into Films

[ ] Drink Red Bull

[ ] Make More Scripts

[ ] Make More Films

[ ] Go To Gym

[  ] Laundry

...the list of a true champion...

[SonicTheFrenchFrog]

gta4

[jcip19]

Have TW play "SAINTS ROW THE THIRD" or "SKYRIM"

[jcip19]

Have TW play "SAINTS ROW THE THIRD"

[MrMaysoberrys]

Have him play call of duty

[CaptainAshSpearow]

I got the results of the test back. This show definitely has breast cancer.

[gam3r323]

Oh hai Mark

[aczumel]

script for the room 2?

[Redeye1524]

For some reason I feel like this is very similar to how Tommy gets to the filming studio every day

[nintenoangel101]

Make him play Soul Calibur 4, and play as Ivy...................... Maybe he'll take his mind off Lisa. XP

[mabalzrhari]

SO SHUT YA MOUTH DICKHEAD!!! LOL

[Zetapimpkin]

Do you understand life, alien?

[Hiyama420]

Hey Ay-lien, can you make Tee Dahbyuu play Skyrim?

[Pestcontrol69]

2:57 you can talk

[Pestcontrol69]

0:59 did he lay an egg or shit himself

[SuperLuigiBros]

Arnold Schwarzenegger impression? 6:23

[SchweitzerMan]

"Especially the Chinese, they don't know how to drive."

OK, that surprised me

[GarryXFG]

@SchweitzerMan I heard "the know how to drive"

Maybe it's just me.

[DeDaDoDu]

Dont destripe me!

[8Sym13ioteBro]

He aughta play Skyward Sword when it releases!!!! =D

[xauthz]

tommy doesnt speak english nor french, he speak wiseau, okaaay ?

[Tremis77]

"The guy whose driving this car is a maniac." looool

[TheMentalLizzard]

This is about how good I am at driving games :|

[GerBrony1]

Aliiiiien, you aaaare kiiiiling meeeee!

[greyknight7]

well they got the human scum part right.....

[sonofblaine]

The first couple were amusing. His show has already gotten old. 

[GoodLooksProductions]

Too bad he didn't drive to the flower shop.

[DanaSillyFace]

Play Skyrim! Lmao

[quackyduck728]

PLEASE play madden. From having a football catch 2 feet away in tuxedos to playing on PS3 is the only way to do it.

[Tsugimoto1]

Does Tommy Wiseau actually speak French, or was he just raised on broken English??

[IfIWasDemoPan]

@Tsugimoto1 a little of callom A and a little of callom B

[TheMutantMindframe]

@Tsugimoto1 2nd one

[BeGrunge]

@Tsugimoto1 he was born in louisiana, i believe.

The south isnt known for it's clean genepool.

[87Firebane]

@Tsugimoto1 LOL!!! XD

[Lillyvon]

@Tsugimoto1 He's about as 'French' as John Wayne. If I was to guess he is from Ukraine or Poland. He has lied about his entire past. Personally I think he's an alien in a terrible man suit.

[MrAnonymous9898]

@Tsugimoto1 He just sucks at life.

[chincherrinas]

TW talks and behaves like this on purpose, right?

[WannaTradePants]

The list says... "1. Write Scripts 2. Write Scripts into Films 3. Drink Red Bull 4. Write More Scripts 5. Make More Films 6. Go to Gym 7. Laundry"

Just in case you wanted to know.

[Darkbeatdk]

"The Driver game was fun, but not for looooong".

This is true game reviewer material.

[funnyjunkman94]

Anyone else notice hes wearing a watch on both hands...?

[wierdpoplol]

That alien's an asshole!!

[crazyseandx]

why do i get the feeling that tommy is intentionally playing bad? i mean his movies arent intentionally bad but it feels like hes just failing on purpose. despite intentional fail being unfunny he makes up for it by being himself...or is he acting...idk anymore im gonna go to Equestria while its under Discord rule to sober up

[Ninjazombie42]

I wonder how Tommy is in the real traffic!

[x2schnitz]

250 people's heads were burned off by the council's lasers.

[Sxrillez]

This is TW I'm tired, and frusterated, and I love you darling.

[acer13racer]

i bet this is how tommy drives in real life

[IzLoveMoneyz]

BEST FUCKING GAMER OUT THERE!

[ristarsky]

only TW needs two watches

[WatchMeLag]

how fucking weird is this series maybe thats the point for a cult film maker on the show but wtf...

[SloeElvis]

Nobody cares about your records, especially me and everyone else.

HOLY SHIT AHAHHAHAHAA

[masedertu]

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[SocksBanzaiRockin]

This alien is doing the earth a great service by taking away Tommy's movie making time.

[ImaginaryRoses]

Fable II? 

[adamlon1]

cod mw3

[HydroCarbine]

SKYRIM!!!! FUTURE REFERENCE!!!!!

[pgf95]

"but not fo Looooeng"

[LuunnaGaia]

tommy wiseau seems so chill

[marko321123]

I'm a fan of yourse from POLAND!!!!!!!!! NICE JOB

[studio8]

@marko321123 Yay for Poland! Krakow is amazing.

[alrector]

Ok Ok OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK KO Arghlaaaahh!!

[NitroReviews]

TW's To Do List

[] write script

[] Make script on film

[] Drink Red bull

[]

[stoodspoon]

Dark Souls please!

[StarskyHomer]

God this is awesome...

how about Battlefield 3

[spokenout24]

Alien your a dickhead

[studio8]

@spokenout24 Careful! Alien might come snatch you next time!

[spokenout24]

@studio8 I've been snatched and probed already not fun.

[rockerhead247]

Wait wait wait... "distrike"? You mean "distract"?

[shadow135222]

SKYRIM

[studio8]

@shadow135222 Not out yet!

[xmaddanx]

has this guy got something wrong with him? o.O

[spokenout24]

@xmaddanx I wish I knew

[soapman222]

Arkham City would be a hilarious one as well

[sammyslammajammaaa]

I want to hear Tommy's commentary on Assassins Creed lol

[vito321321]

joke age 2

[godzilla772]

ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok

[pwnedist]

PS3!!!!!! :DDD..............

[ishoothead]

asdf age 2

[kekolmf]

pig age 2



[HaloSpartanG13]

YOUR TEARING ME APART, CARS!

[DJNightShade1]

@HaloSpartanG13 more like "YOURRRR TEARING ME APART, ALIEENNN!!!!EEE" lol

[kristenKAOTIK]

meanwhile in San Francisco

[Skufire]

You should play Sonic Generations when it comes out! lol Nothing like TW playing a good classic remake! That game shouldn't be to hard to play right? haha

[harmoniumkane]

Portal

[peteagassi]

A script to write? I hope it's The Room 2!

[peteagassi]

WHERE'S EPISODE 6, HAH, ALIEAAN?! HAAH!

[ItzFrostee]

Batman: Arkham City

[googy211]

Dark Souls

[slappycider]

WHERE IS EPISODE 6?

[thetommywishow]

@slappycider It will be on the internet in a few hours...

[slappycider]

@thetommywishow Okay TW. I'm sorry I got angry. I still love you. Kiss. Kiss. I hope I can be your friend. And Ehrlien too.

[Svejser]

Bayonetta would be awesome.

[cornzone2]

Bill Elliott's NASCAR Challenge

[GoFigureOfficial]

naked boob nigger

[xxkili]

.... Why, Machinima. Why...

[CobraRoll]

Sonic Generations!!

[JohnnyCProduction]

Shadows of the Damned!!

[Bnbwiiclan]

play amnesia the dark descent 

[CelloMachachillo]

Play Bayonetta! Haaah? Aliieeenn??

[gtafan2006]

make him play call of duty black ops campaign or some other game like need for speed hot pursuit

[Mifian]

Is.... Is he wearing -four- watches?...

I think he is!

[saiyanyobbo]

ALIEN R YOO IN THE SLEEPY PROCESS?

[TheMoonandAntarctica]

You're tearing me apart, alien!

[armedwithturtles]

he just said someone other then him has a stupid accent...

[TheSpencePo]

WHA GAEM DEW YHEW WAN ME TO PLAY NEHXT CAUZ I LOAVE MUH AIIEN HONK WHA U THENK ABOUT THAT HAONK CAOMMN GUYZ LETS PLAY TOGETHER HOH

[icarusfliesonthesun]

a gta game. simply because that would be hilarious.

[dorr213]

Either Batman Arkham game. Or maybe some crappy movie adaptation games like Thor!

[peteagassi]

"I FEEL I I WUZ DRIVING A SAN FRAAHN SISCO FOOOOAAAHVAAH FOOOOAAAHVAAH, ALIEAAN, OOHHAARGGHHAHHWWW!!!"