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  • Twisted metal 2 looks better.

  • I'm glad I missed this game. I remember 1, 2, Black, and now the new one. I don't even remember playing 3 and 4 and I was the most hardcore Twisted Metal fan in the universe. Maybe I did play, and even own them, but my mind has mercifully made me forget.

    Favorite one? Twisted Metal 1. I remember I got it on Christmas day along with a PS1. I was so happy. Me and my brother played it NONSTOP all throughout the Christmas break from school. It is that memory alone that makes that game my favorite.

  • What kind of shit were those endings?

  • @acidonmymind

    shit

  • Am I the only one who liked the "comic" style of the second one alot more?

  • @AverageMrStimson hell no! pretty much everyone like tm2 more than 3 or even the unspeakable abomination that is tm4.

  • @ultrajustice1 I'm glad to hear, I these endings he doesn't look as much burnt as he does a slightly mis proportioned black guy, Plus the endings aren't as funny to watch (except the one with his daughter).

  • @AverageMrStimson No your not i hate these endings they fail

  • 1:02 tentacle rape not even twizted metal is safe

  • i dont get mr grimms ending

  • Twisted metal three and four were my favorites. Yea three endings were cheesy but the game itself was a blast and the endings just screwed everybody over so it was unique at the time.

  • "Will work for donuts"

    OMFG!!! I am rolling!!!

  • Allright!! A rave that lasts all night! Where's the moshpit???

  • these ending were complete and utter SHIT

  • this game sucked so bad i didnt know they made any more TM games till black came out

  • wow sweet tooth was dumb compared to how he is now

  • - Your wish is granted

    -AhhhHHHHHHHhhhHHhhhhhhhH

  • damn these endings are so cheesy. i cant believe its twisted metal

  • If they choose to use warthogs ending they could use this game as part of the story. Since only one character is supposed to win that would mean that none of these endings count and warthogs was pretty decent and they could just move in from there. TM4 on the other hand can't be saved it a whole different story

  • There REALLY is a hell, michigan :-(

  • Why dont they just burn two and three and forget about it.

  • Sweettooth is just a clown who sells ice creapm in other games but in PS3 Twisted Metal Hes A Killer

  • @Luigi101TheMiz .. His name Isn't Sweet Tooth, first of all. And he's been a serial killer since the very first one, Assholeface! He's never sold ice cream! Know your video game history!

    (From Wikipedia)- Driven by the clown-themed serial killer, Needles Kane, Sweet Tooth (vehicle) has appeared in every game in the series to date. Due its strong association with Needles, Sweet Tooth is occasionally mistaken to be the name of the driver as well as the vehicle itself.

    

  • @rexnickles2 it doesnt exactly matter everybody knows him as sweet tooth hell in the new one thats all they call him

  • @CorvusBlood They call him Needles kane too but not all the time.

  • @rexnickles2 lol now hes also the vehicle and was once a person who once an icecream man the new one is out check it out

  • @rexnickles2 You're dumb as shit for using Wikipedia of all things. You can edit shit on there. You know that?

  • @rexnickles2 in black sweet tooth is all they ever call him and in four thats what they call him too personally i think needles kane is a bit of a dumb name anyway his real names Marcus Kane in the newer one and in black they never call him needles kane by far the new sweet tooth is better in the second one his wish was to become a bug, a bug for gods sake and this one was even worse all the candy in the world oy vie -_- in 4 he was more of a ringmaster look and it was cool too

  • @Luigi101TheMiz and in twisted metal black i like the killer persona much much more

  • Not Racist

  • Calypso Kinda Looks Black

  • wtf sweetooth

  • Why are they screaming before they even see how the wish turned out... -__-

  • Play Twisted Metal on the PS3, and you'll totally forget this bullshit in an instant. The endings are an automatic cumfest. I had to clean my controller seven times in a row

  • twisted metal 2's endings are awesome, these are.... not so good

  • Oh my god, why didn't it just end at 2?

  • sounds like james from pokemon

  • lol. Hell, Michigan. Most of them were pretty lame though.

  • Stupid as shit

  • Wow, are these endings terrible! You can pretty much guess what's going to happen to happen with all of them. Shows how much effort was put in this game. You go from the dark tone of 2 to pretty much a cartoon feel for three and four. Four was a little bit better than three, but it was still awful.

  • There's a moral to this series; Be VERY careful for what you wish for. It may bite you in the ass.

  • With most of these wishes I really wonder why the people wishing for them needed Calypso's assistance. I mean if Damien wanted a barbeque with all of his friends why didn't he just go the grocery store, buy the stuff he needed, and invite his friends over the phone?

  • I guess Outlaw didn't think through about their wish. If no more crime happens in the world, then there wouldn't be a need for cops or soldiers anymore. Nothing in the world can exist without its opposite.

  • "So, Jamie. Your wish is to have the power to do anything you want, any time you want, with no consequences to yourself or anyone else. Granted! Too bad y...damn it. You really thought this one through, didn't you?"

  • What Calypso says: " I am Calypso, and I thank you for playing Twisted Metal. "

    What everyone hears: " I am Calypso. Go fuck yourself. :) "

  • Why does this game and 4 suck so hard....

  • @kozlowskith 989 made them

  • outlaw's ending isnt as bad as others....

  • Brilliant idea: let's give EVERY character a poorly written bad ending and pretend it's deeply ironic. That won't piss ANY of our fans off, right? Maybe throw in some ugly level design and bad controls to boot.

    Honestly, it's been over a decade since I bought this game and played it, and I'm still bitter.

  • Outlaw looks sick in this game.

  • these are the least clever wishes ever.

  • Uhh no! I thought outlaw wanted revenge.

  • man they fucked up sweet tooth. good its not the same that made 1,2,black and the new one.

  • These are all so stupid...

  • Man... these were pretty lackluster.

  • TM3 will always be the stemming pot of all lame and ridicilous endings.

  • god these were lame

  • This was my favorite twisted metal but damn do these fucking endings suck balls.. the one with spectre about the t.v was fine though. Great joke.

  • Sweet Tooth's ending, among most of the other ones, was disappointing.

  • they really fucked this one up. the endings were crap.

  • "Aaaaahhhhhhh!!!!!!!!"

  • Damn! Calipso make such a terrible jokes!.

  • When Calypso said "Thumper, your wish is to forever hang with your homies?" a seriously bad thought raced through my head...and it was something like what they actually showed lol

  • Is outlaw's actually bad? I don't think so...

  • Wait wait wait wat did sweet tooth forget why he entered twisted metal in the first place 4

  • A BBQ with all your friends? That's what you want? Christ...

  • minions is the best

  • Took me a while to get Mr. Grimm's, but when I did I got a good chuckle out of it.

  • Thank goodness this isn't canon.  God this sucks. Still, something to watch. Hopefully TM4 isn't as bad.

  • @XCelSaga Oh, it's as bad.

  • @XCelSaga Alright, maybe not as bad, but still pretty terrible. I love the story the new Twisted Metal has though, it just makes me wish there was more characters.

  • mr grim = back fire

  • outlaw is fail lol

  • Now I remember how twisted metal 3 suck ass same for 4

  • This guy is a total jackass

  • I think the endings for 3 suck ass

  • this concept is very flawed at some points like i get how he gives grimm his sole of his shoe and it teaches you to be specific but then theres wishes like damiens which is fucking stupid because he asked for a bbq with his friends you cant get more specific than that yet calypso fries him alive saying he is also on the menu that has nothing to do with being specific you cant get any simpler than sayin you want a bbq these guys are fucken idiots

  • @dancemanish Perhaps, but one thing remains true... Calypso's quite the weasely troll with the outcomes of each wish. He's basically the djinn in a sense.

  • @dancemanish The one thing you don't seem to realize is that.. He PURPOSELY screws up the wish in any way possible. Therefore, he doesn't have to conform to what YOU think he should, you know, unless you wish for him to, but he'd probably get the better hand of that as well.

  • @dancemanish Though to admit, these wishes are pretty stupid...

  • @dancemanish its not deeply ironic. Its trying to tell you not to make a deal with the "devil"  this aint no Saw

  • stupidist fucking one in the series

    2 and black ftw

  • are you kidding me he didn't send someone to hell when they asked for it oh for fuck sake COME ON

  • Tm3 and 4 sucked balls!

  • jesus god i forgot how terribad TM 3 and 4 were... fuck you 989 studios

  • God, these were awful lol.

  • Club Kids ending is dumb, Alaska is not Antarctica or a meat locker.

  • Dude what he did to warthog wasn't even fair.

    Also did he just... step on Mr. Grimm?

  • @itachi388 Mr. Grimm wanted his "soul", so Calypso gave him his "sole".

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  • these wishes fuckin suck..u could tell how much effort they put into making them...

  • whispering pines? dude what a dick...

  • calipso is mean even to a GRANDMA!!!!!

  • LMAO.. 0:05 , WORST wish ever!!

  • I gotta be honest, these wishes arent as creepy or sick as the other ones

  • @gmjjack Nah but they're still weird as hell.

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  • i mean he was mean in that one

  • he was in that one

  • what happend in the mr grimm one?

  • @RagingLife He got Calypso's "Sole" hehe

  • Cylipso(dont know spelling of name) Master of the art of the troll

  • Not only are these really lame wishes, they're pretty tame "punishments". I mean, so you're out of work, at least the planet's safe, that's way mroe important. And you have to go to the dentist. Big deal, so does every other sugar addict.The only ones that're really scary are, like, the TV and plant one, which, who in their right minds would wish for either of those? Lame.

  • @CBeliever yeah, 3 and 4 had really terrible endings

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  • @CBeliever Also, what about Outlaw wanting to get revenge on Calypso for Twisted Metal 1 & Twisted Metal 2's endings?

  • "So, Sweet Tooth. Your wish is to have all the candy and ice cream in the world."

    Why, would a serial killer ask for that?

  • @leon102 No reason all, really. My theory is that the developers just wanted to put in a terrible pun because his nickname is "Sweet Tooth".

  • After i hear him say wat they wish for i imagine a troll face after

  • "I am Jack, and thanks for watching my video."

    I see what you did there

  • I didnt get Grimm's ending, someone pm me explaining it plz

  • @iLoLatYu1 the sole of his shoe

  • @iLoLatYu1 He gave him the sole of his shoe.. get it sole.

  • Anyone notice how the Outlaws went from black hair to blonde hair?

  • @iLoLatYu1 Flower Power is a brunette to start, and in her ending she is blonde.

  • 8:16 everyone hates michigan

  • With these wishes I am just wondering if these are just lame excuses for the contestants just to kill each other.... I mean to watch TV? For a Barbeque?

    Yeah those just sound like lame excuses just so you can go and kill everyone you see.

  • this game was the shit back in the day and I was only 3 years old :D

  • LOL!

  • that guy loves puns

  • lol Hell froze over.

  • I gotta say "I wish to have a barbecue with all my friends" is the worst fucking Wish I have ever heard of in my entire life. Did you really need to kill all those people and win this tournament just to have a fucking Barbecue, man? The Money you used to make all those modifications for your car and all the gas you used would have bought you a billion Barbecues and none of them would result in your death. For fuck's sake.

  • haha they went half ass on outlaw's.

  • So, noblemile your wish is to be as "Good as Gold"

    Your wish is granted

    *Turns me into a gold ingot*

    I am Calypso, and I thank you for playing Twisted Metal!

  • all the ending of twisted metal are dumb !! the endings of twisted metal 1 and 2 are way better !

  • So, mardfet your wish is for a roast beef sandwich?

    Your wish is GRANTED!

    Too bad the sandwich was poison and it started a zombie apocaplypse which killed off the entire population except for you and now you are the only person left on earth!

    I am Calypso and I thank you for playing Twisted Metal!

  • i didnt get mr grimm's ending.

  • @chaos6931

    calypso gave him the sole of his shoe

  • With mister grim he should have said "YOUR WISH IS DENIED!"

  • 1:05

    I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going...

  • @CrimsonWolfe776 lololol

  • Thumbs up if you think Grimm's was the worst ending out of all of them.

  • @Eggheadcobra

    i thought it as one of the better ones

  • @Eggheadcobra Not even close, it was actually pretty funny. Club Kid's is, he gets sent to a rave in Alaska and blocks of ice form around him?

  • your wish is granted >:D

  • Minion......what a genius.

  • Twisted Metal is really just a prolonged series in teaching people to always be specific when speaking to others, especially when demanding something.

  • @Zolomar And teaching that Calypso is an asshole too.

  • @FelipeMontez Agreed lol.

  • Mr.Grimm shoulda submitted his wish in writing.

  • @Fishfan10 Calypso: Mr. Grimm, you've snatched every soul on the planet but mine. Now you want my "sole"? *kicks Grimm down on the floor then winds up* Your wish... Is granted!!!

    Grimm: Oh great then. Hey wait a min... *realization* SON OF A BI-! *wabam*

  • Minion you want to spent the rest of life in hell? Wish Granted

    *poof*

    On set of Twilight

    NOOOOOOOO

  • I like the part when Calypso says I am Calypso and I thank you for play Twisted Metal.

  • Hell, Michigan in Minion's ending is a real place.

  • The game got to chessy and animated after 2 but its still awesome

  • Outlaw got off pretty scotch free. The world is nice and peaceful, go work at McDonalds, you'll be fine.

  • @Compootor exactly what i was thinking haha.

  • These are the worst endings in all of the TM games (could debate TM 4 is worst). Half of them don't fit with each other and only one that was pretty accurate was Outlaw. I guess it was terrible due to the fact that the original creators of the game had a disagreement about the contract they had and had 989 studios finish the game and endings.

  • smh -__- these endings realy sucked

  • Nevr playd #3, but it looks prety kool

  • All this twisted metal endings sucked -.-

  • after like three minutes i was like:

    calypso: "i am calypso.."

    me: AND I THANK YOU FOR PLAYING TWISTED METAL! WE GET IT!!!!!"

  • Meh. TM2's were way better, and the art style was fantastic.

  • Kalypso is totally breaking the 4th wall.

  • when i was 7, i played this game so much, i was allways afraid of those endings, they were pretty scary, and now when im 13... THEY SEEM SO RETARDED

  • why is this so stupidley ridiculous compared to the other games?

  • @LiquidDetermination Stupidely is not a word first off, second of all the endings are pathetic.

  • Trollface

  • Flower powers ending in a nutshell hentai b4 it happens :P

  • Axel's Ending was so retarded xD

  • 7:30 was the best!

  • 2:52 Sounds like he's having trouble masturbating...

  • All these wishes are stupid.

  • really this endings suck

  • MINION!? Your wish is to spend the rest of eternity in HELL?! Wish granted! *Minion, stuck in a world controlled by Justin Bieber!*

  • I am maniste and whay is twisted metal endings allwasy so fucked up for exempel how kill pepole just for eat sweet theet want to eat so mutch ice scream and candy that is kind crazy for a old man for just a littel kid whant that wish

  • Outlaw was probably the only one who managed to still be ok.

  • Whats the name of the guy that grants the wishes?????

  • @razorback4th OMG what the FUCK are you doing watching these videos then sir?