Haha!! Alan is amazing. This is the first stand up show I've seen with him. I've only ever seen him on QI otherwise.Took a minute or two to get into but he's so funny! Thanks for uploading :)
I think the most funny of it all is that he is now married to a woman that weights less than my left toe...So i guess the skeletons in biology class actually did turn him on haha! Funny guy though, love him on QI!
Love the pinch-an-inch and him having 4 inches around his middle, purposely, because "I don't want to split open all down one side". Funnyyyyyy, and awesome.
Just because someone is thin doesn't mean they are anorexic. What's with this double standard? A fat girl is unacceptable, but a thin girl is also unacceptable because she's "anorexic". (BTW, anorexia is a painful psychological condition and those who ACTUALLY suffer it shouldn't be judged as bad people).
Maybe he loves her because of who she is as a person, did you ever think of that?
I wasn't complaining about Alan's comedy, bless him. I was complaining about the person who was paying Alan out just because his wife happens to be slim. :/
'you remind me distinctly of a hippo...i think i shall call you rotunda' hilarious! and the little courtesy at the end :D wish someone'd put up the whole show!
i know what you mean it makes such a nice change from people saying they want skinny girls i love him for saying this it just proves on top of everything else how great he is
He's definitely not drunk- acting like you're a bit drunk is an old comedian's trick, because it's just funnier. He's a professional, so he wouldn't show up to work drunk any more than you or I. Though actually I don't know you obviously...
no i distinctly remember him on friday night saying he is gay but in in the "ooooo I am sooooo gay" way ... maybe i am confusing him with somebody else
Haha!! Alan is amazing. This is the first stand up show I've seen with him. I've only ever seen him on QI otherwise.Took a minute or two to get into but he's so funny! Thanks for uploading :)
Sapphire848 6 months ago 3
2:44 cutest face ever.
handsdown101 8 months ago
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I can't decide whether I want to have rampant sex with that man or wrap him up in a duvet and read him a story.
Adorkable.
Totally agree with TornLoveNotes, I would be torn between the two choices
Lebannalim 9 months ago
her reminds me of eddie izzard
digitalbots 1 year ago
I love his silly little run! :3
I really love Alan!
MoooonshoesPotter 1 year ago
I'm going to print "should have left it" on a T-shirt. Possibly with a silhouette of Alan and his curly hair.
PollyJuice 1 year ago 3
I shall call you Rotunda...
shuikyou 1 year ago
I think the most funny of it all is that he is now married to a woman that weights less than my left toe...So i guess the skeletons in biology class actually did turn him on haha! Funny guy though, love him on QI!
MissSuzy0703 1 year ago 4
Love the pinch-an-inch and him having 4 inches around his middle, purposely, because "I don't want to split open all down one side". Funnyyyyyy, and awesome.
CCNuck 1 year ago
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crap
Stannogs 2 years ago
Not a native English speaker here.. What does Alan actually say at 1:24?
Phasoulcka 2 years ago
"I should have left it"
He should have just left the matter alone and not kept talking about pistachios. But he didn't...
timdiggerm 2 years ago 3
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"I should have left it"
He should have just left the matter alone and not kept talking about pistachios. But he didn't...
timdiggerm 2 years ago
"Should have left it."
XxBeatlesforeverxX 2 years ago 4
i should've left it.
YerMumsAWhat 2 years ago
Lovee Alan Davies! He's so cute! His little lisp is so sweet! =-) Shame he's already married. Although he is only a year younger than my mum.
ElectroNeonGothic 2 years ago 19
Good god, he's ridey, is he not!!?? Yummmmmmm...
youaremydoctor 2 years ago 6
best ending of a comedy show eva!!!
jundiesman 2 years ago 5
alan davies is god!!
Jamest101202 2 years ago 8
omg lol he sounds sooooo pissed lmao but he's still cute and funny ^^
Mayfan777 2 years ago 6
aww I love Alan Davies x3 he's awesome
KareSilver 2 years ago
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nah. not funny.
chrislovit 2 years ago
Does anyone know where to find the full version of the show?
jenniferkelly89 2 years ago
Amazon. It's fairly cheap. I've never found a torrent.
hairinmyEYES 2 years ago
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ha ha why?
BeckyBoo2U2 2 years ago
its ironic cos alan davies' wife is well anorexic
J4YM5 3 years ago
realy!? wat she called?
BeckyBoo2U2 2 years ago
Katie Maskell
J4YM5 2 years ago
Just because someone is thin doesn't mean they are anorexic. What's with this double standard? A fat girl is unacceptable, but a thin girl is also unacceptable because she's "anorexic". (BTW, anorexia is a painful psychological condition and those who ACTUALLY suffer it shouldn't be judged as bad people).
Maybe he loves her because of who she is as a person, did you ever think of that?
LadyKeane27 2 years ago
numpty
J4YM5 2 years ago
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senatorsergio 2 years ago
I wasn't complaining about Alan's comedy, bless him. I was complaining about the person who was paying Alan out just because his wife happens to be slim. :/
LadyKeane27 2 years ago 4
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i think u r fat
ollieharper101 2 years ago
Learn the Queen's English, darling.
Also, your mum is the one who is fat. ^_^
LadyKeane27 2 years ago 6
I can't decide whether I want to have rampant sex with that man or wrap him up in a duvet and read him a story.
Adorkable.
TornLoveNotes 3 years ago 87
I'd go for the sex...
millais89 2 years ago 2
@TornLoveNotes that is the question, yeah? shag or read a bedtime story......it can be a very hard question at times XD
mistysilence2 1 year ago
@TornLoveNotes How about both? XD
goldfishpaste 1 year ago
hes so adhorable, i just love him. and i love his hair! please someone put the whole show up !
cloz333 3 years ago 7
'you remind me distinctly of a hippo...i think i shall call you rotunda' hilarious! and the little courtesy at the end :D wish someone'd put up the whole show!
jhusilikira 3 years ago 6
woah massive shoes
ukadch22 3 years ago 2
do you have the whole show? I've looked everywhere for it, can't seem to find it!
balianblue 3 years ago 5
Torrents?
VR46YAMAHA 3 years ago
torrents fail me D:
EleanARGH 3 years ago
wow.. i've never really looked at him before but he's pretty good looking in this video.. wahey.
lolll skeleton :D
talatsmum 3 years ago 2
should of left it... that spot on your arse weighs more than that
londonspud08 3 years ago 2
I'd like to keep him as a pet. I bet he kicks his leg when scratched behind his ears. And chases things when he's dreaming. So cute.
SesameStrut 3 years ago 13
he looks kinda drunk lol.
hes so funny
TOPTENSHITTEROFPOWER 3 years ago 3
That is exactly what I thought! He was sluring words and everything! But at least he was still functioning enough to be funny!
VamLoveAndKisses 2 years ago
I absolutely LOVE this. It made me laugh so hard. :')
rosexraawr 3 years ago
i'm watching this to cheer me up xD
keepXonXrockin 3 years ago 5
Piss off, it's me glands!
Oh, the cuteness that is Alan Davies. :)
leiil 3 years ago 7
hehehe "Rotunda"
misspratchettfan 3 years ago 6
I lóve him! Alan davies is the best:)
LisaV21 3 years ago 3
LMAO!!
imateamplayerareyou 3 years ago
Aw, he's so adorable, especially on the "It's not a rowing night, it's a shagging night" bit.
I love Alan Davies!
If Stephen Fry had his way on Room 101, Alan Davies would go into Room Fluffy!
mrspaulmertoniwish 3 years ago 12
"not a rowing night, shagging night!"
lol
thanks for posting
crzyirishbroad 3 years ago 7
In a sense this is quite self-satisfying. It gives me a feeling of self-confidence. Or maybe that's just Alan. Mmm...
10MrsDavidTennant10 3 years ago 11
i know what you mean it makes such a nice change from people saying they want skinny girls i love him for saying this it just proves on top of everything else how great he is
does that make any sense lol?
AmyLG2008 3 years ago 12
'Shaaaagggging!'
HA HA HA HAAAAA
10MrsDavidTennant10 3 years ago 3
I've seen this video several times and I still burst out laughing whenever I watch it. Absolutely brilliant.
StargateFan8379 3 years ago
"Like little stanley knives", he's great.
batmanofni 3 years ago
It's not a rowing night! It's a shagging night! Shaaaging night!
AbbeyRoad01 3 years ago 2
Please.. PLEASE post more! Us poor sad little American's can't get our hands on it. Please Please Please
ZiggSane 3 years ago 5
There's a row in the room, there's a row in the room!!
lol
thesanantoniokid 3 years ago
"Have my poxy life..."
swelstead 3 years ago
so cute when some one hands him those flowers!
RomyLuvsIndie 3 years ago
yet, he has a look of fear in his eyes
piethetrilogy 3 years ago
=D
hes gotta be drunk half the time!!
randomsticks1 3 years ago 4
I love his trousers and shoes.
So funny, thanks for uploading this!
ThOnlyLMV2 4 years ago 6
what happend to all the other parts of urban trauma that where here last week? where they removed by youtube already? Arghhhhh
awaterlily 4 years ago 3
totally fancy him. its a complete geeky crush.
everclaire 4 years ago 58
its not geeky i do too
he looks great for his age too
he's adorable i love him i really do x
AmyLG2008 3 years ago 6
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Yeah, but has he ever met a bloke who said he wanted fat?
MustaPerhonen 4 years ago
rather that than a skinny person who could break
mattyputner 3 years ago 4
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is he drunk?
MeccaDobber 4 years ago
He's definitely not drunk- acting like you're a bit drunk is an old comedian's trick, because it's just funnier. He's a professional, so he wouldn't show up to work drunk any more than you or I. Though actually I don't know you obviously...
zeroscarlett 4 years ago 16
So cute, I love him.
matthew55 4 years ago 25
that he is
rikijiki 4 years ago
no hes not!
randomsticks1 3 years ago
He is so cute. I love his standup. Yes he is married. Apprently Bill Bailey was best man at his wedding. They're best mates.
moochy 4 years ago 10
He reminds me an awful lot of Bill Bailey - Love them both!
clojio 4 years ago 5
hes such an awesome dude! PLEASE upload the whole thing!
shaggynewsat6 4 years ago 9
It will end up being split into about 20 parts if it is put on youtube
operationturkey 4 years ago 2
alan is so amazing! i've only ever seen him on QI, now i wanna see more stand uup!
lizalector 4 years ago 3
Alan is now married-it says on youtube!
starysmith 4 years ago 3
so unfair, lol
KiwiFashionista 4 years ago 4
i thought Alan was gay? or did he come out later
mico2020 4 years ago
on wikipedia
evilblackdragon67 4 years ago
Your probably thinking of stephen Fry, There both on QI
hammettbanger 4 years ago
no i distinctly remember him on friday night saying he is gay but in in the "ooooo I am sooooo gay" way ... maybe i am confusing him with somebody else
mico2020 4 years ago
He's married, definately not gay. If it was him that said that, he was obviously not being serious!!
As for this video - love it! Thanks for posting. I've only got this on video. Would love it on DVD!
Pickii 4 years ago 2
no hes married
venomtheevil 4 years ago
in fact hes married to a very skinny woman.
sorbet87 3 years ago 3
Bill Baily was his best man.
batmanofni 3 years ago 4
he sounds either high or pissed during this! i love him
eddiesmellsofroses 4 years ago
Do you by any chance have the "Whingeing Poms" bit from Urban Trauma?
I'm unable to add videos yet - but would love to share the Alan Davies clip with an Aussie friend.
Many thanks
ComfyCavy 4 years ago
I could have sworn he was gay.
eatcdotcom 4 years ago
I love Alan! Thanks for this - it's been ages since I saw it
MiraTell 4 years ago
theres a row in the room get out the room, get out the room!! i luuuuuuuuuuuuuv alan! thnx!
bonzaswillrule 4 years ago
aww Alan Davies rulzzzz :P
SilverPoppy 4 years ago
"I shall call you Rotunda."
holuaia 4 years ago 3
"You remind me distinctly of a hippo."
Brilliant!
justhesh 5 years ago 2
this is awesome!
newmexicoboy 5 years ago
I love them both. :P
aidualc21 5 years ago
alot funnier than other 'comics', who finds russell brand funny? really
123456789box 5 years ago 3
Thank you so much for posting these clips! I love him so.
erinpuff 5 years ago
I've never been happier to have YouTube! Bless you, wonderful soul!
gchao 5 years ago
AAhhhH! Thank you!! You're the best ever, I *love* this part!
marielavalon 5 years ago