Not sure why I listened, but I did. A shriveled testicle? Did sitcoms teach you to talk? How would you respond to hearing "a shriveled vagina" in a routine post from a man trying to be especially "hip/normal?" Try really hard not come back crying with the usual defensive comment "STFU." Perhaps reply as an adult that shows a sense of responsibility for how you likely use metaphors for (only) men's sexual parts, when you want to be thought of as clever or funny.