wth! you idiot! you should have rallied your stake! and added bonusses to the entire stuff! bonus one - gravy armour, bonuss two vegetables - changed into chip swords, and bonus three changed your steak steed into warlord steak steed!
Nice report, but the paint job on the plate was awful, and you should definitely have played your steak more aggressively. Also, fries make a better mount than mashed potatoes.
Great job on the report. That steak was beautiful. :D otherwise, that shaman was just BASHING through that army! love the orc shamans... as long as you don't miscast. about 3/4 of the miscast table is either death or take a wound and deal out wounds to everyone around it.
These videos make me really nostalgic! I played HE when i was a kid and I just grew out of the whole scene (not being trying to be patronising, there is nothing wrong with enjoying this game as an adult). I'd love to have a little game again some time but it's not really possible, unless I have some kids and then buy a bunch of models 'for them' which i 'help' them paint and 'advise' them how to use in battles...
i havn't got much experience with Chaos(1 battle against warriors of chaos) and i won because of luck nothing more. but i do know dark elves really good(a friend living nearby collects them). i usually lose against him. you should not bother about table quarters just assure hat he cannot take more than 2 table quarters, an be protected against flank attacks(does ur "bor" has much fast cavalry deployed at one side of the table, hes going to flank you and hard!)
buy a pack of minis and paint them. even a terrible painter(like me) gets better over time, and even bad painting looks good when your whole army is painted
I liked this Battle report! I play Orcs and Goblins, they are not only fun to play but fun to paint (except for the hordes of night goblins...)
@screwnacorn, I have seen many Orcs and Goblins tournament armies contain 2-4 spear chukkas (2000pnt) and usually 2-3 blocks of 20-30 orc boyz. Not sure if this is optimum but I would like to have all that brute strength and firepower on my side :)
nice report, very enjoyable gotta love orcs. some rules points fanatics die when they hit a stank, and doesn't stupidity on the trolls make them immune to physiology?
what would you put in a OnG list if you were trying to be competitive?
Med. rare.
19NoNuM85 1 year ago
nothing says my god is better than your god than a giant green fist pummelling you in the face!:P
teoarrk 1 year ago
Lol i thought you would of used the stake as a troll lol
RobloxViedosForYou 1 year ago
Lol.... Steak
Oliverrikardsson 1 year ago
do the orcs still have to make animosity tests
TheSultan79 1 year ago
wth! you idiot! you should have rallied your stake! and added bonusses to the entire stuff! bonus one - gravy armour, bonuss two vegetables - changed into chip swords, and bonus three changed your steak steed into warlord steak steed!
olicoboy 1 year ago
man thoses dudes are tanks i would lose on purpose so they dont kill me
Asspooturk 2 years ago
Nice report, but the paint job on the plate was awful, and you should definitely have played your steak more aggressively. Also, fries make a better mount than mashed potatoes.
WhoTouchedMyReindeer 2 years ago 8
@WhoTouchedMyReindeer hehe
estagonandfire 2 years ago
Great job on the report. That steak was beautiful. :D otherwise, that shaman was just BASHING through that army! love the orc shamans... as long as you don't miscast. about 3/4 of the miscast table is either death or take a wound and deal out wounds to everyone around it.
MrJellyDonut 2 years ago
How many extra victory points for a well cooked stake?
elvarg130 2 years ago 7
These videos make me really nostalgic! I played HE when i was a kid and I just grew out of the whole scene (not being trying to be patronising, there is nothing wrong with enjoying this game as an adult). I'd love to have a little game again some time but it's not really possible, unless I have some kids and then buy a bunch of models 'for them' which i 'help' them paint and 'advise' them how to use in battles...
dannidandannikins 2 years ago
lol olo at the steak hahaha
adrianlopezpie 2 years ago 3
why that food XD
joostmoethetweten 2 years ago 2
gotta love O&G =)
i played my friends wariors of chaos list. We did a 1.1k battle.
i won by a wopping 1.1k victory points by charging in first and breaking his units, and also managed to snatch all four table quarters
Beskoeh 2 years ago
snatch all 4 table quarters.... that means you killed every single warriro of chaos and stood everywhere!
rickklarenberg 2 years ago
thats rights ye =)
Beskoeh 2 years ago
thats nice...
rickklarenberg 2 years ago
my bor collects chaos but i collect dark elves, i would win but he has loads of chaos warriors any tips?
mch158 2 years ago
i havn't got much experience with Chaos(1 battle against warriors of chaos) and i won because of luck nothing more. but i do know dark elves really good(a friend living nearby collects them). i usually lose against him. you should not bother about table quarters just assure hat he cannot take more than 2 table quarters, an be protected against flank attacks(does ur "bor" has much fast cavalry deployed at one side of the table, hes going to flank you and hard!)
rickklarenberg 2 years ago
I like how you report the battle kind of like a sports reporter.
clayisajedi444 2 years ago
The first time I watched one of his reports I thought the exact same thing lol...
blahmehmonda 2 years ago
coodouies to the cook
Number1GamerAsh 2 years ago
hehe yeah the dinner is funny :)
Faeydin 2 years ago
lol @ the dinner
Dixu0000 2 years ago
Any win with OnG is a well deserved one, great game.
I've played OnG for a while now, and I'm used to losing more games than I've won.
OnuMatoran 2 years ago
I love orc magic! thats why I have plenty of shamen (2 n. goblins & 1 savage orc, all lv2)!
osmanpineda 2 years ago
great looking dinner!! I haven't eaten yet and I'm now really hungry. Awesome battle report too :)
koizu 2 years ago
WAAAAGH, Stomp 'em flat!
Orcs are just so unreliable but also so destructive.
A friend of mine plays all (Night) Goblin and is also very random. Nice report!
ArtiKard 2 years ago
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Even though i play High Elves and Wood Elves. Great battle report as usual.
1forkzilla1 2 years ago
warhammer, steak and rugby? what a night! ;p
PrawnToucher 2 years ago 3
Awesome.
Halakazamz 2 years ago
yum
bman462 2 years ago
yer my bad, the should just pass thought, i got the impact hits rule confused and thought it made it count as a terrain piece.
screwnacorn 2 years ago
Very lucky with those fanatics on the STank!
5+ to wound and a 3+ save ment that a single wound would have been an achievement, let alone three!
kroxigor01 2 years ago
Actually the steam tank only gets a 4+ save as far as I know, str 5 + armor piercing = not good for things in the way.
Osharius11 2 years ago
I really want to try the table top, but I am a terrible artist so painting is kind of out of my league. Any Advice?
MarcusBrutus44 2 years ago
buy a pack of minis and paint them. even a terrible painter(like me) gets better over time, and even bad painting looks good when your whole army is painted
slxiii 2 years ago
practice! almost everyone starts as a bad painter, and as has been said a simple painting style can look really nice over a whole army.
PrawnToucher 2 years ago
Choose Tomb Kings, most of the army can easily be painted with a very simple colour scheme.
Busling7 2 years ago
Awesome game, thanks for the report
osoidian 2 years ago
That dinner looks yummy! He has such a wonderful wife.
SubTukkZero 2 years ago 3
now thats an oldschool giant..
seemed like a fun match to play, gg
barrskog85 2 years ago 2
I liked this Battle report! I play Orcs and Goblins, they are not only fun to play but fun to paint (except for the hordes of night goblins...)
@screwnacorn, I have seen many Orcs and Goblins tournament armies contain 2-4 spear chukkas (2000pnt) and usually 2-3 blocks of 20-30 orc boyz. Not sure if this is optimum but I would like to have all that brute strength and firepower on my side :)
ishniek123 2 years ago 2
nice report, very enjoyable gotta love orcs. some rules points fanatics die when they hit a stank, and doesn't stupidity on the trolls make them immune to physiology?
what would you put in a OnG list if you were trying to be competitive?
congraz on winning
screwnacorn 2 years ago
great video was fun to watch, look forward to the high elf battle
FearlessHamster 2 years ago
Vaul fails his hunger check and is forced to spend an entire turn eating delicious steak.
Nice game, feels like an army has been ambushed by a rag-tag camp of orcs out in the wilderness. :P
StyleKrong 2 years ago
i would like to see wood elf or bretonnia armies. those 2 are my favs . i havent seen any battles that include 1 of those armies :/.
mammapomma 2 years ago
That's because you haven't looked hard enough. Try using search functions or just looking through the video titles on my channel page.
VaulSC 2 years ago
oh, found few :) sorry for my stupidness. thanks for your videos, they are great.
mammapomma 2 years ago
@mammapomma look for Oncebitten, he has a load of bretonnia battle reports.
teoarrk 1 year ago